Hello friends on 4chan. I hawe a qustion. I want to kill my self.

yes you'll die of a heart attack. not a pleasant way to go

If you want to die in agony.

Use a helium tank connected to gas mask. Go to neverending sleep.

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>>735805417
we are waiting

>>735805417
Don't do it. Keep on trucking. That is all.

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waiting for OP

>>735805417
ay bro. theres no reason to kill your self. if you have that much balls to kill your self then you surly have enough balls to get new friends and shit. friends dont just come to you. you have to get them. obviously this could be a troll but if your serious then dont do it. theres many girls out there probobally better looking than your girlfrriend. your colage doesn't fucking matter theres alot of people that didn't go to a colege. and who cares about your family. plus killing your self is for pussies

I am scared. Its gona be wery painful.

>>735805874
If i dont make a colage i hawe to pay 7.500€! Thas a fucking a lot of mony for me

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>>735805893
Op... were waiting,

TIMESTAMP if possible faggot

>>735806027
why do you have to pay?

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I dont know wheare to to put it in?

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>>735805809
Seymour is a metephor for life: there is literally ALWAYS someone, something, waiting for YOU.. it's about having the guts to stick it out

3000years later he found seymour (a rock at this point) and found that he wasn't looking for the dog itself, but truly was nlind to the learning of it all, abd was then able to appreciate their relationship, beginning to end

You nwver know what ur gonna fet in life, even if u drive all resources to one specific outcome, but as long as you power on more outcomes, come, and thus higher chance of better experiences, especially if gearing yourself to betterment as appose to damning urself like myself currently via weed and alcohol

I'll snap back tho, and so should u

You're welcome, i love .. no homo

>>735806154
To my goverment. They give us money.

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>>735806163
Timestamp you faggot

>>735806163
Fucking dimwit, stop your blood circulation with a string. That way your vein is more visible and stick it in. Let the power of oxygen transform you. Btw record it

that would be a very painful way to die, anon

>>735805638
No this doesn't work anymore.. They mix it with oxygen now.

You need A LOT of air. and a BIG vein. really a stupid way to try to kill yourself.

>>735805638
>Muh helium meme

>>735806278
I cant hang my self its fucking stupid

>>735806244
New keyboard update is cancer, sry

>>735805417
Yes, it will not be pleasant though.

Stay with us! You are needed here. You are here to LIVE your life. You are unique. Things WILL get better. x

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>>735806375
wtf OP, you think sticking air into ur vein is better
go kys faggot

>>735806420
No one is unique, we are all part of a hive mind. Stop drowning in your delusions. Get real fucklord, watch someone kill himself and enjoy the fun.

>>735805417
You need to inject a lot of air to die. It needs to be enough to make your blood froth.

>>735806163
You know what. I'm a veteran heroin user and I was gunna outline your veins for you but I don't want that kind of shit on my computer. Fuck off this isn't going to work anyway. Grow up and get through life like the rest of us have to.

Save yourself some agony and just OD on opiates

Yep still works.
You gotta retain your arm a bit and slap it lightly so you see the veins. You can also put your whole body above the rest of your arm to increase blood pressure, and make sure you hit the vein

>An hero on cam for /b/

literally the worst b8 i've seen in a while. 3/10 i wasnt nearly convinced. the broken english was too much.

>>735805417
Your a faggot who won't do shit, go kys and stop wasting our time jew homo faggot

>>735806461
How is that fun? You're such a fucking newfag it's scary

>>735806542
honestly this. or just do heroin instead of dying.

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This is actuly me. Its an old photo. Im acutly wery nice guy. I help people alot. Im hard working. But this thing in a past month has crushed me. It yust to much for me. Sory

>>735805417
Once the air gets to your heart it'll feel like the chestburster scene from Alien. Don't be a fool

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>>735805417
Why has there been so many suicide posts lately?

>>735806613
Normies being normies. Get out of your comfortzone, who wouldn't want to watch someone die, much better, for free even

>>735805417
No, that doesn't work unless you do a lot of air. friend did like 10 CCs, but no worka.

Anyway, do something meaningful first before you decide to an hero.

>>735806719
Cause faggots be coming out for the summer

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>>735806658
faggot confirmed
kys nigger

After all the most realiable way would be to hit an artery

>>735805417
Fuck escorts and do drugs retard and if you have to atleast take some niggers with you

>>735806658
>month

nigga stop crying, freal. i know people who've worked until their hands bled every day for 35 years. Fucking pussies of this generation I stg

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Why not just jump off a building?

Or even better make a shooting un your college take adjunto many lives as you can and then die in standoff whit cops

>>735806658
your actually a fag.
your not even fucking ugly am pretty sure you can get girls if you had the confidence.
also get the sides of your hair cut of it looks gay when its fully grown.
fucks sake you don'tt have any positivity do you

>>735805417
join the military you worthless piece of shit. you think dying is gonna solve everything, go die for your country instead.

>>735806851
back to hell pls

Fine, kill yourself like the other millenial faggots

please live!

>>735806805
exactly. this guys a pussie. if you have that much balls to kill your self you clearly have enough balls to deal with your fucking problems. or your just trying to get the easy way out. you really do not know what your missing out in life.

Dude. Dont.

Dont be the annoying fag who's going to force people to show ID before we buy air or someshit.

College is hard? Of course it is. If it was easy whats the point.
Or just quit it.

Or as people above say, make a bomb or someshit for fun and blow yourself up somewhere, without hurting anyone. Its a fun project for a few weeks.

>>735806851
what world are you in?
get out of your imaginary land and stop being a faggot.

>>735806444
This

Trips don't like Just go and hang yourself to dry

>>735807010
yeh and after that he might actually find a fucking hobby

>>735806540
fellow vetran heroin user. ever used any questionable veins to avoid bruising?

>>735806658
pussy. ok kys. see if anyone care. or dont. doesnt matter. livestream it if you do that would be funny

if you don't want to die you can try to stop caring about shit and do shit

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>>735805417
Why kill yourself, when you could kill others.
The feeling is so much better.
Especially when you murder non-whites.
The feeling you get when choking the life out of a brown or black is the most intense feeling ever. Seeing your white hands choke the life out of them. Seeing their eyes roll back.

Fun times

>>735805874
can one make friends after school/college/uni?

>>735807156
everyone did.

>>735807362
you go do it then you lazy fuck, and see what happens to you

>>735805417
Yea it will give you an infarction. It will probably also hurt like hell.

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>>735807818

Argon.

Argon gas 100% from a welding supply store (to weld alumiunium)

Use a gas mask

Don't use a plastic bag like I did becuase you will rebreathe CO2 and you won't be able to do it.

Its not the lack of oxygen, but the increasing CO2 concentration in your blood that makes you panic/stress out.

>>735808632
Well thanks ill try this

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>>735805417

>>735805893
>>735806027
Fkn Polska fags

>>735808207
Why do you think im telling you? you fucking tween!

>>735807362
Being constructed entirely of edge, are you a 2 dimensional being or 3?

>>735805417

Wow dude. You really are a fuck up, aren't you? You can't even think of a way to kill yourself successfully. If I were you I'd probably contemplate suicide too having to live with myself and all.

>>735807362
this guy has a point. you obviously shouldn't kill someone, not you and nobody else. If you give a shit about life, just do what you would like to do. Go outdoors, try exploring the world. What can stop you now?

>>735805417
What are you, a fucking nurse student

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Congratulations OP. You are the 1 millionth faggot to post a suicide thread on /b/ you win a free +1 up just in case the afterlife isn't for you.
Have a nice day faggot

slice and dice the corroded artery, fuckface

>>735805417

You will have to pump more than a 10ml needle's worth. Not sure what a lethal does is but it's just like getting the bends.

>>735806658
you're actually a decent looking guy, don't kill yourself man. there's plenty of time to fix your problems, go see a therapist

>>735805417
That bubble might pop in your brain, if you don't die you will be paralysed for life, and there is no second chance to kill yourself after that

>>735809583
>you're actually a decent looking guy
kek

good one

>>735809799
bet he'll look good with a different haircut.

>>735805417

OP this might not kill you but really hurt and make you paralyses for life in agony.

If you want to die in agony, then do it, just connect an air compressor to it. But if you don't have the balls to continue after only a month of shit, then you don't have the balls knowing the pain you will be in. Why not suicide by cop? They have good enough aim that it will be over quick

OP here, I did it. Goodnight sweet princess.

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Me and my ex

>>735810219
one needle full of air isn't nearly enough. That will just hurt really badly for a few days and maybe fuck up your arm.

>>735810219
Another weak fag bites the dust. I'll keep that needle in my prayers tonight. After all it just caught HIV & Super Autism

>>735805417
you have the needle, why not just make a makeshift IV and fill it with bleach or something toxic like that?

>>735810316
Post nudes

>>735805417
>I have no frienda

i have no frienda who is frienda
where is frienda
why no frienda

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>>735806163
Cephalic vein. Do it faggot

>>735805417
OP, it'll take like 100mL of air to create an air embolus which will really do anything. Also, you're literally going to give yourself a pulmonary embolism / stroke. It's a slow and painful way to die.

Just take like $150 of heroin and go out on a high.

>>735810316
damn be glad you had at least a girl looking that good

>>735805417
drink anti freeze from what ive heard it has a sweet taste so it will be easy to take down. god speed homofag

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This is me. On colege

>>735806658
>>735810316
Ok boyo, delete those pictures with her, stand up straight, get a job, reapply for unit next year, and fucking move on. That's the only way to feel better. Good beer helps too.

>>735805417
>>735810534

To put that in perspective, your syringe there is 10mL. You'll need 10 of those. That is a fucking lot of anything to push, even fluids are difficult to push that much of without causing pain. Air will be painful on push, painful on travel, and fucking painful when the embolus reaches somewhere it can do damage.

PS Why the fuck are you going to try to inject yourself with air IV with a setup made for IM injection? Get a cannula you fucking faggot.

>>735805417
first dont do it.

second if you do it dont put air ind your blood you die in total agony.

>>735810534
He might not die if someone finds him. He might go full retard tho.

see a councilor, drop out of college because fuck it suicide also means no college, what's the worst that could happen? You'll die eventually, why do it now?

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>>735810531
Anon, do you have transparent skin or something? What are you, a fetus?