g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

schedule is full. meeting friends for lunch and games this afternoon

not an asshole like u. so why

>>735790632
Laziness

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>>735790659
i hope you have fun
>>735790685
that's good you are not an asshole.

>>735790632
i don't kill myself so that i can laugh at faggots who fail at life more than i do

Why are you so mean to me, I've only been nice to you.

>>735790632
Because I want to watch money in the bank next Sunday. Maybe after that though

I've actually been awake since last night.

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>>735790841
have you had many laughs lately?
>>735790850
i'm sorry.
>>735790859
hope it's a good movie.
>>735790894
why no sleep ?

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>>735790632
I wait until my parents are dead. I don't want to hurt them with my suicide. I'm already their failure.

>>735790958
>Why no sleep?

Meanly because of the fact that my sleep schedule is fucked to all hell. But I like to be awake at night. It's quiet. and I have time to myself. Which is always nice. Plus it's a nice change of pace compared to the otherwise chaotic days.

Cause I'm bettering myself and if that doesn't pan out then

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>>735791014
why do you think of yourself as a failure?
>>735791067
have you tried sleep drugs?
>>735791091
i hope it does pan out.

>>735790632
because i have an amazon package being delivered tomorrow

>>735791185
>have you tried sleep drugs

Like I said, It's not much of a problem. I can fix my sleep schedule whenever I want but also like I said, I'm more of a night owl. I prefer the night more than day anyway.

>>735790632
Hey OP. Was actually scrolling to find your thread. You having a good morning, so far?


And I'm not going to kill myself today because, of course, the Reel Big Fish concert is tonight. Apart from that, I won't because I just don't want to. Things aren't the greatest, but I'm managing my way through them.


And I want to say thank you. These threads have actually helped me out a lot, mentally. So thank you, OP, you're doing a really good thing.

I'm too bitter to kill myself.

>>735791234
Not OP, but I can relate. It's the whole reason I got a third shift job. I see a lot of weirdos, but there's actually some really cool people that are out.

>>735790632
Killing myself what difference does it even make having no rl friends and having gamed 270hours in last 2 weeks

>>735790632
well you're just assuming I'm not going to kill myself today, aren't you?
I'm not really sure when I'm going to do it. I like to keep it a surprise.
Once I hit that moment of being content, when I actually feel happy, right then would be the perfect moment.
And life is pretty good right now. GF that isn't a pet, in other words has a job and doesn't require constant maintenance. Job is satisfactory, it doesn't hurt my ego and I'm paid well enough for it. Honestly, today just might be the day to go out on top before I get fired while I'm reading the text she breaks up with me in.
Yup, today is looking pretty good for the ol' enditall.

>>735791601
>rela bgi fish
fuck u fagget get a job.. a ReAl job fagget

>>735791889
>3/10 for getting me to double check my post for spelling.

I chuckled, though.

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>>735791207
what is it ?
>>735791234
as long as you are comfortable with it then.
>>735791601
enjoy the concert bro.
my morning is going ok, thanks for asking.
>>735791725
cool.
>>735791777
those are pretty awesome trips.
you have friends. i'm your friend.
>>735791884
glad its looking good.

>>735792485
I'm gonna flip the script a little.


Why are you NOT going to kill yourself today?


And thank you. I'm hoping for a great time.

>>735792485
wifi card for my mac air

I haven't slept yet, and I'm too much of a bitch to kms.

>>735790632
I finish a college course this week, it will be the first time I've ever stuck something out until the end. I'll then be starting university in September. For the first time in my life I've got meaning and a goal to strive for.

Also my new girlfriend is amazing in bed.

Hang in there fellow anons.

Boyfriend. Nothing else

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>>735792863
i've no reason to die.
think i'll stick around
appreciate you asking.
>>735792876
that's cool. i hope it's very fast and reliable.
>>735792885
hope you get some rest soon.

Just received a check for $62k.

I got some shopping to do.

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>>735792986
those great things.
kick butt in your course.
keep penetrating your girlfriend with your penis until mutual orgasm.

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>>735790632
I can't leave my family with that grief. It's too selfish.

Still wanna die though.

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>>735793027
No problem, OP.

cause I'm getting the pussy today, might do that tomorrow.

>>735793115
Thank you anon, I certainly will.

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>>735793073
be sure to save alot.
>>735793127
stay alive.
>>735793205
pussy is a good thing to get.

>>735790632
Have not seen lesbian make out yet in real life

Will wait for that

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>>735793989
i wish you luck in seeing that.

>>735794052
Will wait for this thread tommrow n give you the same reason bcs it won't happen I feel seeing lesbian making out in my bed while I smoke up

>>735790789
Sauce

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>>735794244
hopefully you'll witness it today, and you can share the story tommorrow.

>WilL nOt KilL yOurSeLf TodAy

>>735794394
Guls with hairy armpit and curvy ass .. one with dreads and other with short will make out in my bed today?? While I smoke up !!

This will never happen anon !!
Never
Ever
Never anon

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>>735794617
nothing is impossible.

>>735794394
I've had that exact scenario happen

>>735794729
I don't think so anon ..
I think a Nike advert slogan will help me with that

>>735794806
Green text

>>735790789
Sauce please

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>>735794806
excellent.
>>735794852
think positive.

>>735795037
Thats lenova slogan anon

Inb4 copyright infringement follows you back to your living room

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>>735795006
idk
>>735795294
i hope that doesn't happen.

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>>735790632
I got bigger plans

>>735794881
>go to beach hotel with couple of buddies
>we bring bottles on bottles
>sister and sister's friends arrive at our room that night bringing green
>decent party going on in the living space and kitchenette
>towards the back where the bedroom is the REAL party is going on
>chilling on hotel bed, crossed, watching two college girls make out intensely
>decide to join
>sister breaks up friends and in turn cock blocking me
>they all get their shit together since it's like 3am and some have classes in morning
>half-cocked and nowhere to blow
>walk into bathroom see friend doing the good ol' wombo combo and shitting and throwing up and the same time
>laugh and go to bedroom chilling with other friend
>we end the night watching a movie (can't remember the name) listening to the wailing of our compadre

I'll be honest, im pretty close to offing myself today.

I woke up at 5am and fell back asleep pretty easily, but i had a dream about this girl, no one i know IRL, but in the dream i fell pretty hard for her, she was just perfect for me in every way. And the dream lasted for what felt like weeks.

Then suddenly in the dream i can't find her, shes gone, i start to panic, then wake up heart hammering, realizing the last few weeks of pure bliss was nothing but a dream, even now im forgetting things like how she looked and smelled and talked, and i just feel hollow inside.

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>>735795640
you're sisters is a bitch for destroying that for you.

>>735790632
There is only 8 minutes of today left and I would want to rush it

>>735790632
It's like there is no reason to live but the longer you live the more change you have at finding one

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>>735795964
good idea. >>735796235
good thinking

Well I'm still undecided on the killing myself thing, will depend on my sister

Killing yourself is the stupidest shit

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>>735796839
why depend on sister?
you shouldn't do it, no matter what tho.
>>735796980
indeed it is.

High on pain meds today so i dont quite have the energy to off myself .

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>>735797052
If you wanna die you should just do whatever you want
Sell everything and go shovel shit in chile

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Well, I just might, maybe today maybe not today.

I posted in one of these before that I thought this cute girl at my new job was into me, so that cheered me up, but I'm noticing that she's just nice to everyone, so I'm probably nothing special to her. That really brought me down.

The worst part is I have a gf so I am even more of a piece of shit for having a crush on this girl.

i'm living today because I do not live alone and i'm saving money to make things comfortable for the people I leave behind.
I am killing myself Friday instead when I get my next paycheck.
the reason being i'm a foreveralone lesbian that's hopelessly in love with a straight girl and am tired of this being my life. I have other problems too but what's the point if I won't ever have anyone to go through these things with me?

>>735797263
I feel you anon.

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>>735797263
fuck that new girl, there are other girls bro.

>>735797472
tits and gtfo

>>735790632
Cause I wanna suck some big firm titties tomorrow

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>>735797626
g'luck with that.

>>735790632
This bowl I'm about to smoke, the game in my PS4, and my lady of 6 years. Oh, and my killer new house. Seems like a good reason to keep living. What about you anons?

>>735790632
Because I might get to see the beautiful girl that I like at work today.

>>735797537
Yeah but I don't usually get girls interested in me, so that made me really happy when I thought this girl was interested.

My gf isn't very attractive, but she's on my level, and that makes me feel like a prick.

>>735797472

>> I have other problems too but what's the point if I won't ever have anyone to go through these things with me?

I find myself in a somewhat similiar situation, but I totally relate to that part. It's just so awful, having friends, having family, but still having no one. I fucking hate it with a burning passion.

>>735797737
my gf has a phat ass and im enjoying uni

>>735797549
>no attention whoring
>rule doesn't even apply
>not even into guys
nice try

>>735790632
Malena Morgan. Good choice. I won't kill myself today because I have a blunt to smoke when I wake up (I work graveyard) and life is beautiful. I've been through some shit. Nowhere near the worst life can give but pretty fuckin' shitty. Life is still beautiful. It's shot at the same time, but it's the only one we get. Think there's some white clouds or burning lava? Or reincarnation. Ascendancy? There ain't nothing. Give thanks for this life by living it the way you want to. Fuck all else. Everything is permitted.

>>735798027
tits and gtfo.

i got 2 classes for summer at the uni

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>>735798010
congrats on both.
what you studying?
>>735798123
enjoy them.

>>735798000
nice trips
and yeah, I don't even really have friends anymore. it was all drama and I felt like if I didn't get out it was my fault as well, "takes two to tango" sort of thing. my self-esteem has been terrible. I've been keeping my distance from the friend i'm talking about as well because I feel like I am just torturing myself now. I think about her every day though.

>>735798121
>>Persistence is key

>>735798149
graphic design

idk if people consider it memey or not but idc, id be kicking shit at a grocery store if i wasnt into it.

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>>735798201
dude. do what you like. hope you make a living and more off of it.

>>735797670
My gf has A cups... I want some nice D cups to tittyfuck

Fuck your hand tonight Monsieur

>>735798338
thanks anon, appreciate it

>>735798150
I feel you. Im hopelessly in love as well, the best part doe is that she isn't just my crush, but one of the 2 best friends I've ever had. It's awful. Ill most likely be ending the friendship in about 2 months (theres a trip were goin on and I don't wanna make that unnecessarily awkward) and I really don't know what to do from there tbh

>>735794052

Seen this before. She looks like my gf's sister. Wish I had the source or knew a name.

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>>735798434
your gf has a hot sister then.

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Mothers birthday is today...

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love some amateur milfs

>>735798390
have you tried telling her yet?
>>735798121
>and
at least say it right

I got my ph.d. today

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>>735798555
trips of cinco!
happy bday to your mom.
>>735798665
Congrats Dr. Anon Phd

>>735798580
Yes, I have, she said Im a really good friend but that's it. That's why I need to end the friendship.

>>735798665
thats rad dude, what in?

>>735798796
damn, then yeah we're going through the same thing :(
the worst part is i'm not only not their type but i'm the wrong gender altogether. the luckiest I get was the occasional "bi girl" in my life but they usually just are trying to be experimental / going through a phase / dumb shit. and it's not like i'm trans or would be able to pull off being a dude if I even wanted to.

>>735799071
>>735798796
tits and gtfo

>>735799071
I can see that, I imagine it must be quite tedious looking for partners being gay. I mean, you can always move to Germany and come to Cologne, there's a fairly vibrant homosexual scene here :p

But yeah, I just wonder if there's anything I could do or change to like make it happen but I could never ask that.

I won't kill myself because my mother would get upset. I do want to kill myself because I really don't see many ways in which life will get better.

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>>735799267
thats good you care about your mother.

yo this is a good thread anons
had fun
im tipsy and tired
gnight, sleep tight /b/

Why do you make these threads anon?

Seems a curious thing to do, post porn and be nice to people.

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>>735799518
sweet dreams anon.
>>735799544
maybe i have some sort of psychological problem.
maybe it's fun.
I don't know. i can't answer.
what do you hypothesize is the reason?

>>735799783
Lets ask the important questions, how the fuck do you always post different porn? Do you have like an archive with a helper monkey?

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>>735799925
thats a good idea.
I should get helper monkey.
Do you think I could train it to use a computer keyboard?

>>735800032
I do believe so, actually we might have found an untouched market here.

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>>735800144
#brilliantIdeas