And it was quite beautiful and it was far away
Cause everything beautiful is far away
>>735789575
For the same reason people buy the other gaudy crapola that's pushed by weirdos on that god forsaken website.
>>735789759
I'm not familiar with etsy but I guess I am familiar with people who buy gaudy crap.
thanks to everyone who posted butts!
you made my work day a bit less shitty.
>>735789942
Yeah, and etsy is the place to sell gaudy or kitschy bullshit to people who like gaudy of kitschy bullshit.
Any dragon/feral dragon on human boy/male? It's my fetish
Snuggles, let that poor boy know where you hung that drawing so he can take a picture of it and send it to me since you won't.
>>735790405
god damn, that's one hot ass!
<3
I love feline butt with raised tail...
What the fuck even is avocado toast?
>>735790634
Toast with avocado on it I assume. I prefer it in a salad sandwich myself.
>>735790634
Its what us lazy, entitled millennial kids eat because we dont try hard enough.
You should pay attention, james. Maybe if you could learn a thing or two from him in blaming other people for not working hard enough to get the same things you have.
time for hot disney movie incest
>awww yeaaahh
>>735790868
lead me to this promised land
Counting days ‘til it’s over, my friends
‘Til it’s over, my friends, count along
Counting days ’til it’s over, my friends
‘Til it’s over, my friends count along
Counting days ‘til it’s over, my friends
’Til it’s over, my friends, count along
Counting days ’til it’s over, my friends
‘Til it’s over that thing called love
>>735790702
I googled it, it is exactly toast with yucky avocado mushed into it.
>>735790865
Millenials are awful, but so are everyone else.
>>735790973
Nah...
Just the virgins. Since they're so entitled.
Everyone else is good people, GREAT people, the best people.
>>735791056
I just read a thing and it said that avocado toast is complex. I feel like I'm going to die and I hope I do.
Anyone got that pic of 2 furries in doggy style positions inside a bathroom?
>>735791168
>If James was a food he would be avocado toast.
>>735791226
But everyone loves avocado toast. Are you saying everyone loves me?
>>735791284
we do you're just too artsy and complicated for us to understand
O
thank god im a simpleton
>>735791341
I talked to a weirdo and Kaybe about performance art earlier.
>>735791284
I dont know, ive never known what love feels like, im a virgin after all.
You arent, so clearly everyone must love you. Adding on the the fact how you love to brag about how your social circle enjoys how deep and mysterious you are.
So with the evidence I could say, Yes. Everyone loves you.
But how would I know? Im just basing this off just a few loose assumptions. Much like what you give me.
just like avacado toast
>>735791408
>what love feels like, im a virgin after all.
but you can fuck so many people and not love any of them at all
>>735791380
Same
Not self-aware simpleton here.
>>735790337
You have good taste but it is pretty niche.
>>735791490
it's so easy and i'm always happy
>>735791408
Nice word salad.
>>735791410
I don't know what is happening. Are you saying that avocado toast talks to weridos and Kaybe about performance art?
>>735791489
Oh I think they might at least. Also one might need a little love for the partner's assets to engage in something like that.
I dont have any assets worth loving.
oh my god I love Karaoke, either I was really drunk or I did pretty well any people clapped and it was great
>>735791565
How nice, you must of been born with it. I got mine through mental illness conditioning. So it makes me always unhappy.
>>735791571
Sorry, the word salad thing comes with my autism. Or maybe thats the onset of psychosis doing it.
>>735791571
yes i'm sure if it could it would
>>735791729
Nice, man. I can't sing worth a damn. I got drunk and played Yoshi's Island.
>>735791815
>>735791729
confidence is key
>>735791761
born with a retarded brain, fully absolved of responsibility and determinism is true
<------ what is this fetish called? where those talking dolls with the pull string come to life.
>>735791888
there is no name for something this meta
>>735791761
I don't think autism involves word salad. You should see a head shrinker about it. Seriously.
>>735791811
I assume it would be really douchy and not talk to weirdos about anything but microbrews and artisinal whatever that's locally sourced and organic.
>>735791888
Looks like cub to me. No thank you, though.
>>735791815
You don't have to be a good singer to do karaoke, just get drunk enough. I used to get wasted and play singstar. Everyone thought my rendition of "I believe in a thing called love" was hilarious.
>>735791888
pedophilia hidden under mechanical plushophilia
>>735791931
too bad avacados won't be available to the public much longer
>>735791985
>too bad
Avocados are filled with mushy glop.
>>735791861
What a lucky boi u r
>>735791931
Is that some kinda genital mutation procedure?
>>735791888
Animate inanimate but that doesn't just cover talking dolls.
>>735792031
>>735792031
>>735792031
>>735792031
>>735792031
>>735792035
but it's incredibly tasty and good for you
>>735791888
>what is this fetish called? where those talking dolls with the pull string come to life
Checked
>>735792067
dont box me in you pretentious slug
>>735792067
Nah, like, your head head. They go rattling around in your brain with words and stuff and make you not crazy anymore.
>>735792132
It tastes like oily dirt. I don't do things that are good for me.
dom come with me to Imagine 2017
i swear to uphold the ASS and nothing but the ASS
>>735792231
what's this
>>735792257
music festival at atlanta motor speed way
>>735789849
Sause
>>735792217
Bend over and ill give you the slug.
>>735792221
No thanks, im not interested in your strange sex rituals. Im too virgin and inexperienced for that.
I Above and Beyond plays more than their own stupid anjunabeats trousy crap this time.........
>>735792310
i'm a day's drive from atl, i won't be going back particularly soon
>>735792383
haha disgusting
>>735792383
Seriously, go see a therapist. You probably are going mad.
>>735792417
i hope rather
>>735792451
sadness abounds
>>735792509
but aren't we all worthy of therapy by this point?
>>735792566
I'm fine without therapy right now.
>>735792566
deadmau5? tiesto? this is dubious
does anyone have any fur on human?
>i wana pretend its me
>>735792310
>human on bear
my dream right there
>>735792451
Why yes, that is a word that could be used to describe me.
>>735792509
Im not interested in rapists. I rather it be consensual.
>>735792654
I've got one pic of the best way of becoming a werewolf
>>735792646
Why? I'm excited to see the mau5 again
tiesto is generic trash but eh, trance has been dead for a decade now
>>735792660
get a mastiff or great pyrenese
close enough
>>735792706
Then go see a consentualist.
>>735792757
Im too old to start now, might as well just play the cards I got.
What Nibi needs is a social worker.
>>735792706
the words that could be used to describe me could fill a dic
>>735792747
i see nothing inspirational here
the last concert i went to was a bunch of local emotional punks and then ADULT. and before that it was thriftworks/beats antique in cinci
>>735792718
oooh yes pelase
>>735792660
I love bears.
>>735792809
The problem is that you don't know how to play the cards.
>>735792832
He is too old for that.
Then come out to atlanta some night we will get decked out and try to get in Opera
I thought you loved in Alabama.
>>735792925
I wasn't talking DHR
>>735792925
Then ill just not play and watch.
Lived in Alabama that is.
>>735793042
At this point he'd have to be checked into a home.
>>735793046
The Warhol method, eh?
>>735792747
I don't think feral dogs like to get assfucked...
>>735793006
Yeah because it's a 20 minute drive to a major US government base, an hour from Birmingham, two hours to Atlanta, Nashville, and Chattanooga.
Oh and if I had the fags who would show up, I could pull my own illegal outdoors events
>>735793103
Yeah, who do you think would have the power to do that? A government appointed social worker.
>>735793103
No
>>735793112
Where the fuck do you find feral mastiffs?
the probability that i never do that is nearly certain
>>735793155
He'd have to first be taken to court and declared mentally unwell.
What kind of events? Gross music stuff?
>>735793195
Warhol never had sex. Instead he watched people have sex with each other while he masturbated. These are the things I know about Andy Warhol.
>>735793351
He sounds like a cuck.
>>735793434
there goes that word again
the word that you don't know what it means
bye
>>735793434
He was a millionaire and could basically do whatever he wanted. I'm not a fan of his work, but the influence he had on society as a whole during his life is incalculable. Also he was only a voyeur. He hated being touched but like watching others touching.
>>735793322
awesome just let me know
>>735793546
>>735793546
yea its a bit of a stupid word to use
>>735793546
Maybe you're too dumb to know what a cuck is?
>>735793552
He was a millionaire and still he couldnt get sex. How disappointing, his mental issues must of been immense.
>>735793351
yes music and lights and ecstacy and all of that old 90s shit they did when they thought the world ended at 2000
>>735793648
He absolutely could, he thought it was gross and would never do it himself.
>>735793650
Yeah, so gross things. My friend wants to go to a rave. I told him that was a disgusting idea.
I like doing disgusting things on the dancefloor
>ftw grinding with some random girl and the wallflower boyfriend gets ballsy with you in front of your husband
>>735793709
I imagine that is what people think of with the thought of touching me naked. I always feel a slight pang of guilt with any thoughts of having sex with someone knowing how disgusted people are of me.
Its someone people love to do with each other but not me.
Strange stuff, I cant understand it.
welp nibi looks like everyone left us
I am fine with that, I will be here regardless.
guys i need help
i shaved my privates the other day
i did everything i could do to make go smooth. trimmed, took a shower, lots of shaving gel and lotion afterwards
and still i wake up to day all red and itchy
what can i do to make it stop, send help
>>735794791
That sucks for you, when I shave my skin feels super smooth for several days.
>>735794791
keep it shaved, or suffer through it and never do it again, use baby powder and keep it dry
there's many factors to why it happened but your best defense is to keep trying and not let the stubble irritate the skin further
>>735793256
I meant feral as in not-anthro. just dogs. without a perverted human mind.
fuckin degenracy
>>735794861
i envy you
>>735794957
do i wait for it to get better or just shave it again right away?
>>735795319
I would also like to know.
>>735795319
I shave my ballsack every time I shower and I almost never get irritation anymore.
>>735794983
receiving it is an iffy issue because there's no way to tell how they feel about it
but I've seen dogs that were just as pervy as their owners so, do what you will with that info
dogs have big brains, just like crows
My dad had a girlfriend one time that had a pit bull bitch that was in heat. That slut rubbed her pussy on EVERYTHING there was doggy period blood on dad's knee and I cackled for hours.
>>735796057
i like crows my grandma bought a book on them when i was a child
that's incredible
>>735796156
same minus the grandma part
i want to feed the crows around here, but they are skittish
>>735796203
this is also fucken incredible lmaool
>>735796140
unspayed female dogs tend to be the biggest cock-sluts. it's no secret many bitches love taking cock.
also male dogs usually want to put their dick into everything that moves.
but I was talking about male dogs receiving cock in their tailhole, and I don't think they would like that. but on the other hand, dogs have prostates, too...
>>735796203
I think male Pandaren are generally really attractive, though this one's kind of lol microdick
>>735796298
ur incredible
>>735796463
it's cute
>>735796526
I mean, sure, I personally do not mind smaller wangs when I quite like who owns them, but I don't think I've ever considered 'cute' as an attractive term.
Different strokes, really.
Image related is probably my favorite of a Pandaren male.
>>735796402
Yeah... but there's too many things that can go wrong. Besides, I've seen dogs that will tolerate incredibly painful things just because it's the master that's inflicting it on them. That isn't right to put a dog through that just so you can get a nut.
Then again, being a vet's assistant, I've seen him shove his entire hand up a cow's ass with hardly any care in the world, so.... eh.
>>735796677
all I can say is there's truth to saying "it's not the size of the wave it's the motion of the ocean." Cute is well... not something a man wants to hear but men with smaller dicks seem to work harder at pleasing then men with large ones. I can't stand lazy people in the sack.