Alright /b/, I don't really even expect anyone to read this,

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Go on Anon. This story better have some feels

Continue

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> Start dropping hints that I like her
I say hints, but I'm about as subtle as your average plane crash.
> Recieved well, she seems to like me back
> One day, one of her friends asks if I like her
> prettyobviousisn'tut
> Decide to tell J that I like her the next J
>"You probably figured tho out already, but I like you, and I was wondering if we could go out this weekend"
> She says yes
> I'm on the Moon at this point
> Give her my number, go home, tell Ma about it, ask if I can get a ride if I need it (I didn't have a license yet.)
> All is sorted out, waiting on the call...
> Waiting...
> Nothing all weekend
> Get to school Monday, wonder what's going on
> Catch a couple awkward glances during Spanish
> Lunchtime
> I ask J what's up
> I gave her the wrong number
> New house, new area code, new struggle with dyslexia
> Feel pretty embarrassed
> Ask if we can try again
> "Sure anon"
> Try and set up another date, it falls through.
> Ask her about it the next day
> Family stuff happened
> "Third time's the charm?"
> She looks at me kinda sad
> Talks about her previous relationship
Let's call this dumb cuck L
> Verbally abusive
> Talks about her family
> Abusive stepdads
> She's been raped a few times
> She's not ready for a relationship right now.
>"I'm sorry anon...maybe we could try again later..."
Whatever, I've got no other irons in the fire.
> I accept, and I'm frienzoned for awhile
Cont.

bumpo

in my experience when they claim they've been raped it's best to run

Come on anon, let's see them feels

Remember, individual pain is unsympathetic.
Nobody here cares about your genuine struggles.
What they do care for are the vague similarities they share with you.
They are not here to help you.
They are here to help themselves vicariously through you.

That said, cease this behavior, you don't know how much worse you are making them on yourself.

t. someone who kinda cares.

>>735776036
Unless theyve been raped tho, then that's hardly fair to discrimnate
tho

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bumping with feels to help OP make sure it doesn't 404

>>735776245
By "cease this behavior" do you mean posting on 4chan or trying to go out with this girl, cause the latter is basically the right thing to do for hiself

>>735776259
even then they're emotionally scarred. Best to keep them as companions. Not really dating material because they'll have nervous break downs or lash outs.

>>735776341
The former.

>>735776367
Bro having nervous breakdowns or lash outs hardly makes someone undateable. Just means it has to be an easier ease to easytown.

>>735776367
Even better you can make them insecure and control them. For their own benefit of course since clearly they are doing something wrong he-he!

Underage B&

MODS MODS MODS

>>735776456
If you're willing to stick with the struggle and commitment yea sure date the girl, if you're looking for a quickie, try to get the looser ones.

From this point i'll stop talking to not sound like a monster

>>735776579
Yeah I sensed we were coming to the sounding like a monster part. Good chit my bro

>>735776576
Oh look, a person in high school trying to innocently date one of his peers and venting about it. I know! Screech mods like there's no tomorrow

Tell us who's the guy she fucked after rejecting you

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>>735776689
At least we don't think they should be killed for being raped because they're adulteress. cough cough muslims

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> Sitting in the friendIng for awhile
> Kinda sucks, but whatever, I'll get there eventually
> Do my best to be friendly, nice, and take interest in her
J's pretty sweet, so it's not that hard.
> Eventually, she starts flirting with me a bit
> Start flirting back
> Awwwyeeeaaaah.jpeg
> I'm gonna have my first girlfriend
> Ask her out again
> She freezes up
>"Anon...I don't know. I want to, really, but I'm not ready."
> I'm a little disappointed
> Whatever, good things come to those who wait, right?
> Flirting dies down for awhile, and eventually builds back up again
> I try to talk about it, and get kinda the same runaround
> She's still trying to deal with her baggage
> This continues for a couple months
> Start to wonder if she's just screwing with me
> Eventually J sits down with me and says she doesn't like me
> feelsbadman.jpeg
> I'm a big boy, I can deal with my emotions
> She says she still wants to be friends
> Alright, I'm cool with it
> Kinda wonder if she's being honest
> Eventually she starts flirting with me again
> I don't really flirt back
> I ask her about the relationships thing
> She kinda freezes up again
>"No anon..."
> Really hesitant to give me a "no."
> Still wonder if she's telling the truth
> Don't have much time to figure it out, school years about over.
> Last day of my sophomore year comes and goes
>Just talk casually on the last day, don't talk over the Summer.
Cont.

>>735776779
Because the Jewish and by translation Christian practice of leaving them to be prostitutes was so much better.

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>>735776778
not OP but

this

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>>735774695
>Be me in HS

stopped right there.

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>>735776803
this boyo doesn't have it pre typed. this is going to take forever. Already this girl seems to be strigning him along like usual high school shit

>>735776803
welp get ready to get cucked by some kinda rugby or football team crust shes gonna hoe down with after a couple of years of jebaiting you. b.l.breh

You return from summer holidays and she got a boyfriend, didn't she?

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inb4 she leaves you alone and friendless with no friends and no pussy.

>>735776803
>sophomore year
Mate, don't stress. You're still very young. Once you're in college, you forget those who turned you down like this girl.

>>735777028
Shit bro, that fucked me up. Fucked me up and spit me out to boil that did.

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Good to see I have an audience. By the way, this story goes on for awhile, I'm 18, but it started when I was about 16 and a half.

> Over the Summer, Depression has gotten worse
> Not getting out of the house, not doing anything with myself, feeling useless, etc...
I do get my first phone though
> Back to school for junior year
> I'm 17 now
> I've made a few more friends in school
> Thought about J for most of the Summer
> Missed her a lot
> Thinking about it, she kinda started to dissociate with me around the end of the last school year

Forgot to mention this part, sorry.
I had moved back to sitting alone around the last month of school. I hated being so close J when I liked her so much, and was pretty sure I wouldn't get anywhere with her.

Anyways, continuing the story:
> I've got theatre this year
Me and my best friend from last year (His name is H) have theatre together
> H knows the situation between me and J
> Only person I could really talk to about it
> Turns out, J is a TA for the teacher one room over in this period
> She's really buddy-buddy with my theater teacher, and a group of the kids in class
> She comes in and hangs out all period
> Try not to focus on her
> Fail miserably, stare at her a lot
> Eventually me and J get to talking again
> Mostly friend stuff
> She ends up getting a habit of taking my phone out of my hand when I goof around on it in class, and taking it for the rest of the period to screw with me
> She knows I won't fight her on it
> Every time I get my phone back it has HUNDREDS of selfies on it
> Pretty common according to her friends
> Start to wonder though
At this point my depression has gotten a lot worse, and I've got a suicide attempt under my belt
> Ask J if the selfies mean anything
> She dodges the question
> H talks to me after class
> Turns out H and J have a study hall during fifth period
> They've been talking.
> H tells me that J likes me, she's just skittish because...well...she had issues.
Cont.

anti-404 bump inbound

20 minutes between post. Naah, I'm good

>>735778679
i've got a secret for you
it's life changing
it's ctrl + t

Rip

>not pretyped

Anon pls

>>735778713
Funny. I meant I was going to bed

I now will read an entire pretyped one within the course it takes Anon to fucking finish his story with she-temptress femanon and how she hurt him (much like every other basic story you find with a lot of similarities to others mind you, raped? check. daddy issues? check. abusive ex(es)? check.) and how he hates her for it but is moving on with life.

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>this OP

Hurry the fuck up

You think OP is seeing if the thread will still be there in the morn?

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Everything is pretty complicated here, but I'm gonna simplify this bit of the story.

> I talk to J about it.
> "Yeah anon, I do like you but I can't be with you."
> I try to talk to her about it, but she's pretty adamant on the "no."
> This sucks
> On top of it, Depression has been even worse, I've got another suicide attempt under me
> J ends up back with L for a bit
> L treats her terribly, but me and J have stopped talking...so there's not much I can do.
> Things are bad at home for me now
> Frequent screaming matches with my Mom, dropping grades, I haven't kept up on my chores, etc...
> I've taken up a habit of sitting down on my parent's bed and pressing the barrel of my stepdad's glock up to my head, and pulling the trigger
> Thankfully, he didn't keep it chambered
> Parents have no idea
>One night, I have a particularly bad screaming match with Ma
> Step dad grabs me by the throat, causes me out, and tells me to get out of his house
> Everything in me wants to grab the knife off of the counter next to me and jam it into his throat
> To Hell with it, I'm not wanted here
> I walk outside
> It's dark, I have no shoes on
> Whatever, I keep walking
> Ma calls the cops at some point
> Cop comes down the road and sees me
> Tells me to get in his car
He's been called a couple of times for "incorrigibility," so he knows my face
> I get in, he takes me home, and talks to me privately
> Tell him I'm depressed, I really hate my life
> He says "At least you're still breathing"
> I tell him I'd rather not be
> He catches on that I'm suicidal and tells my parents
> They end up taking me to the hospital where I was relieved of all pointy objects, and all of my clothes except my boxers
> I'm given a hospital gown, and told to sit in a room
> Handprints on the walls, screaming from the room next to me, crackhead looking people walking past the room
> funderfulplace.jpg
> Eventually a doctor sits me down with my Ma and we get to talking
Cont.

Hurry up

keepin this shit alive

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Turns out I'm going to a psych hospital.
> They ship me there in an ambulance
> I get there, and it's not as bad as I expected
> Really relaxing actually
> They took my shoelaces though
> Things go well, and I'm a lot happier when I get back home.
I do have to take pills and see a psychiatrist though.
> Go back to school, no one knew what had happened to me
Apparently there was a rumor that I died.
> H is glad to see me, he was the only one that really knew that I wanted to an hero
> J is oddly glad to see me too, talks a lot about how she missed me
> She had broken up with L again
> We get back to talking fot the fist time in awhile
> Starts to feel like when I first met here
> Feels good
> She mentions that she might be ready to date me
> I'm pretty excited
> Bell rings, class over on a Friday
> We text a bit over the weekend, but not much
> Back at School Monday, she's avoiding me
> H tells me that they talked a lot over the weekend
> Turns out someone almost broke into J's house over the weekend
> She called L, who hung out with her for a couple of hours.
> He leaves, and she spends the night crying and sleeping in one of his old shirts that he still had
> I'm pretty crushed
Cont.

ANON HUSTLE SO I CAN GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

>>735780315
>>735780304
>>735779750
>>735780182
Sorry guys, typing as quick as I can.

>>735780366
Anon, type faster or pretype and get back to us tomorrow night.

come one anon, work those fingers like magic son

>>735780366
filthy jackass you better copy and paste all of this and save it in a .txt so people don't need to wait 3 hours for your story next time.

OP hurry the fuck up it's 5 am and I wanna fucking sleep

>>735780309
J better walk the dinosaur

Post J's selfies pussy

>>735775757
>>>>>I'm on the moon

OP hurry up its 10am over here and i want to meditate before work.

Bumperoni

>>735780556
I'm betting john cena

Op hurry up
It's 7pm and I want to eat dinner

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> I confront J about it
> She's losing her mind
>Says she has no idea what she wants
> She's trying to choose between me and L
>"Whatever makes you happy J, but I need you to choose, you're killing me..."
> Eventually she chooses L.
> I'm not happy about it, but at least I have peace of mind.
Fast forward two days.
> She's broken it off with Landon again
> Hearing the news, I chuckle to myself, and continue doing what I was doing.
> Next day, I'm at my locker, and H tell me that he was talking to J in study hall
> She broke up with L because she couldn't stop thinking of me
> I'm frustrated enough at this point that I slam my head into my locker multiple times
> H looks at me.
>"Understandable."
> I text J that night
> We talk for a long while
> She's finally ready, she's sure of it
> I make her promise, and tell her about my depression, and that the love triangle isn't helping
>"I'm sure anon."
> I smile to myself, and go to sleep feeling good that night.

We're close to the end, I swear.
Cont.

HURRY THE FUCK UP OP YOU TYPE LIKE YOU'RE RETARDED

>>735774695
I WOULD READ THIS BUT IM HONESTLY TOO DEPRESSED ABOUT A GIRL AND DONT WANT TO GET SADDER

yes hurry, but the story is good.
this is the only reason we wish for you to hurry, is because now it is good, and we need closure.

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>OP being this huge of a faggot dating a crazy bitch

>>735781174
SUCK IT UP FAGGOT

someone be sure to screencap this for easy reading.

women are the fucking worst

>>735781197
Op seems plenty crazy himself

>>735775757
Ugh I had a similar thing. Girl who made it so hard to even plan a conversation sometimes

Hurry up OP for fuck sakes

>>735780953
When does the interesting part start?

>>735781307
Plan a conversation?

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bampedy

>>735781299
>>735781197
Oh Pee is ACTUALLY insane. Like he is crazy.... for sure. DOCTORS who study the mind (which is still kinda shady tho cause psychology is the autistic science). But yeah, almost a match made in heaven.

>>735780953
Whos ''Landon'' ?

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bump

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baemp

J is a cunt, op learned about being led on and the friendzone in high school, and op is depressed like most kids these days. Life doesn't matter until you graduate high school js

>>735781519
L
L satnds for Landon
>L = Landon
>Landon = L
>(((L)))andon
>L"andon"

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op hurry up

>>735781401
She always respond to texts days later (not just mine) so the only way to really plan something was to talk. But then inexplicably she was sometimes suddenly super shy. And not the cute kind, but the one where you can hardly talk to them. It got tiring very quickly. She didn't seek contact even though she obviously at least liked me. But oh well.

>>735781519
Landon has to be L, J's OG, OP slipped up and dropped a name

>>735781590
kek

If this is a very recent story, take solace in the fact that NOTHING in your life matters until about the age of 25. Literally nothing matters. High school especially is the least important time of your life. The relationships you develop there are inconsequential.

>>735781519
There is a guy named L
There is a guy named Landon
L andon
!!!

>>735781617
Gotcha I thought you were some autist that planned out conversations in your mind lmao

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>>735781519
>L
>Landon
Really?

OP hurry up you piece of shit

>>735781651
Except for pretty much making you as you are?

>>735781651
t.someone who had a shitty teenage life

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> Next day at school, me and J are in theatre
> Last day before Christmas break
> We talk a lot, and she's a lot happier than usual
> She ends up giving me a hug
> First hug I ever got from a girl
> I'm through the roof.
> Spend rest of the period looking at memes and holding hands.
> Greatest moment of my life at that point
> Spend rest of the day texting
> She says that she's happy we're finally together
> We spend the first half of the break texting
> Stuff goes down at home, and she's really sad
> I enjoy up telling her that I love her
> She panics
> She's never told someone that before
> Doesn't even tell her mom that she loves her
> I ask if she loves me
>"I don't know Anon..."
> Feels pretty terrible
> She gets grounded from her phone that day
Fast forward one week
> See her at school, my heart flutters
> Beginning of the day, everyone is always crammed in the gym
> She doesn't seem to notice me
> Could've sworn we made eye contact
> Whatever, theater is in like, an hour
> Don't see her until the end of the period
>"Hey J--"
> She literally runs away from me...what the Hell...
Cont.

>>735781500
Autistic science kek

>>735781651
>>735781742
can relate, the other social fuckups here probably feel the same.

Rip

>>735781699
If only she had autism, that would have at least been obvious. Never figured out what was up with her, but she said her previous one hadn't gone well. Probably could have pressed things but I left it alone. May have been some trauma or whatever.

>>735781766
Why would you blurt out "i love you" so fast after her being so undecided about you for so long. Come on man you knew she was in a weird place.

>>735781651
my highschool years varied, sometimes good, decent, or depressing and horrible. But college was fantastic.

>>735781742
Nah, I was pretty well adjusted as a teenager. I was valedictorian, quiet, and had a few close friends. What I'm saying is, this time of your life is just a bubble. It's not permanent, so anything that seems like its worth killing yourself over is not.

Story is boring and generic as shit balls

>>735781766
oh fuck this girl, let some other basket case coddle her.

>>735781766
>First hug I ever got from a girl
Wtf. Is this not a normal thing in the US?

>>735781766
>Tell her i love her

Really. Really? Can confirm op is crazy

Fuck op, If this is a several hour long story of "how I got cucked by the mentally unstable girl I dated for 2 days while her ex was still casually raping her every other night" good f5s will be throughly wasted

This is just getting ridiculous at this point. If you kept chasing for her after this point you are most definitely a retard.

>>735781908
Probably a stretch by saying NOTHING if you were valedictorian

>>735781935
It is normal, op is self evidently autistic and mental.

>>735781766
You told a girl who took over a year to decide she wanted to stop sucking her abusive boyfriend's dick and finally "be with you" you loved her via text after like a day?

Son.

WHERE IS THIS GOING?

She's told u she has been raped before and dates an abusive boy.
Obviously she likes abusive guys just get her alone and make her suck your dick she will love it.

>>735782036
Slowsville

this shit ends in a bamboozle i swear

>>735782021
>>735781935
it's normal, but we usually just grab her by the pussy

Fucking teenagers lol

Jesus Christ if this is a bamboozle I'm quitting 4chan

>>735782102
The fuck you going to do about it Anon?

just end this story

>>735774695
Come on dude dont be sad hearthstone is just a game, its not even that good. I suggest you try gwent

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>spend the day wondering why she left in such a hurry
>did I fuck something up?
>worry.png
>depression making my anxiety worse
>race home
>open my door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>735782148
Seconded

finish....end the suffering

>>735782156
complain

>>735781739
I'm a half retarded teenager too

>>735782209
Can we count this as the true end?

>>735782209
yup..

>>735782209
is this OP?

>>735782261
Sounds canon to me

Confused girls will try to keep you around without commiting. They might love someone else but keep you as a friend. This isn't friendzoning, they themselves just don't know what to do with you. Get out of that situation and make it a lot easier. You're not hers.

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>>735782209

No fucking way

>>735782303
Of course, OP doesn't wonder that

>>735782257
Careful that kinda language can get you banned

>>735782415
mods are asleep dont ya kno

>>735781935
Lost virginity at 12 and havent fucked since. Turned down head from a girl when i was 15 who was two years younger cuz she was weird/rape victim/sisters best friend. I did squeeze titties tho but not getting hugs from girls what is this

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>this faggot
>mfw

>>735781935
For autists, yes.

Is OP still typing?

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> J has stopped talking to me.
> Doesn't even make eye contact
> Runs like Hell any time I get within twenty feet
> She's broken up with me, and didn't even have the decency to tell me.
> I finally hit bottom
> Depression gets worse than it ever was, even with the pills
> I've stopped really caring about anything.
> I'm doing no work in school, I come home, I wash dishes, I eat, I sleep, I repeat.
> At school I start running a D&D game with my friends
> Weirdly enough, I think that's what kept me alive long enough for things to get better
> Eventually even the game doesn't matter
>Pretty done with life
> H's girlfriend says that one of her friends has a crush on me
> I've seen the gal, but she's a bisexual liberal atheist
> I'm a conservative protestant
> This won't work
> Sad, because she's pretty cute.
> Eventually, I'm in study-hall, writing my suicide note in my head.
> I've got it all figured out, down to the letter.
> Some sort of sixth sense kicks in in the back of my head, like, lizard-brain reaction type crap
> I look up, and across the room I make eye contact with this girl
Her name is S...
> I'd never looked straight at her really
> She's actually...She's gotta be the cutest thing I've ever seen.
> S notices that I'm looking back, gets red in the face, and turns around.
> I've forgotten every word of my suicide note.

>>735782450
>12
What the fuck

>>735782547
Fucking hell you are one creepy stalker motherfucker

>>735782547
Dude, write this shit out beforehand, like your suicide notes. This is taking FOREVER

Oh my god

>>735782547
Holy shit you mean until now it was only the intro?!
Pretype that shit you faggot

>>735782547
Dont know if OP or some anon

>>735782547
Gaaaayyy

>>735782547
What the fuck? I don't get it. I was expecting a bamboozle

L...j...s...

Is he creating something gay? I can't tell if it's a ruse.

>>735782547
>Bisexual Liberal Athiest
Being liberal is always a deal breaker for any sane person

>>735782547
Inb4 J realized it, ran apeshit and ruined everything bc she's friends with S or some shit

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Welp I'm gonna go sleep. Keep bumping anons I wanna see this shit when I wake up

Bump but fuck this is taking forever

>>735782734
This

Women ruin everything

Also Inb4 OP falls for the empathy meme and starts getting feels for J and fucking over his relationship with both of them.

Already saved the first 9 parts I'm going to fuck to sleep, keep this thread going until tomorrow. I want the ending

Bump

There will be no 404's for this thread.

>>735782547
I know where this is goin

Bump slump nigger hump

>>735782932
If you only sleep for 3 hours or so, sure.

Bump
Faster you cunt

Bump, you said we were close to the end like 5 parts ago.

Just skip to the end you cunt its 5:30 am here

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>>735782547
AAAAAHHHHHH

>>735782547
...you're gonna an hero after being dumped by the embodiment of emotional baggage and turn down a girl interested in you because she's a liberal atheist who'd fuck any set of genitals. god damn you're retarded.

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could you hurry the fuck up?

Bumpalumpa ding dong hurry the fuck up OP

B u m p
u u
m m
p p

>S is litteraly the prettiest person, even cuter than J
>Her face is perfect, her red hair is charming, i suddenly couldn't stop looking at her
>Ask H if he knows her, he hung out with her last summer a bit, seems like she is real nice
>Smokes weed though, kind of a dealbreaker
>Go to her next day in school, my psychatrist told me that a girl i really like could help with my depression, like a therapy dog does kinda
>Go to her table at lunch next day
>Sit down
>Try to be cute but drop my phone on the floor
>J comes in, opens the lunchroom door
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>735783184
No

>>735783184
I'll fucking DDoS you nigger

bumperino

>>735783184
Eat shit

>>735783184
fucking kill yourself until you are dead

ITS 4 FUCKING AM AND I DELAYED MY NIGHTLY VISIT TO /GIF/ TO JERK IT. WE'RE WAITING CHAMP

>>735783258
Here's his IP

8.8.8.8

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>Not fucking pretyping

>>735782547
Nigger I literally just joined and I started reading this shit in fast forward. Hurry the fuck up

>>735783258
I'll trace his IP for you. Iv already alreted the internet police. Consequences will never be the same for this anon.

>>735783184
>like a therapy dog does kinda
I know it's fake but thank you for typing it, this made me chuckle

>>735782547
this thread will get 404'd before your story is even half done. hurry the fuck up

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>>735783184

Meanwhile, let's count to ten. I'll start:

4

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> Spend the next few days hunting for my balls
> Me and S awkwardly stare at each other across the breakfast table at school, and in study hall
> Finally get myself situated
> Walk up to her at the breakfast table on February 7th
> "Hey uh...S... can I talk to you for a second?"
> She looks worried
> All of the spaghetti it falling from my pockets
> All of it
>"Sure anon"
> I pull her to the side and manage to awkwardly spurg out "Hey, I'm terrible with women...but uh...I think you're cute and I was hoping to get to know you better."
> She has both hands severely tensed at her sides
>She whispers out "I can't breathe," and has an ear to ear smile
> Feels nice
I'd later learn that she had a crush on me since September.
> We start spending our mornings and our study hall together
> We actually have a lot in common
> She's sweet, beautiful, and interesting
> By day two we were holding hands, day three we had hugged
> I was her first romantic handhold, and her first romantic hug
> Her past relationships weren't very serious at all
> I'm still pretty sure she just did it to rebel against her parents
One week later it's Valentine's day
> I give her a kiss, she blushes.
> Our relationship continues, and I can honestly say that she makes me happier than I've ever been
> Two months later, I invite her out to a bonfire that my family was going to
Cont.

>>735783184
Not OP...you smelly chodes.

Someone repost the results of this cancer in the morning please
Call it like OP and Js excellent adventure or something ffs

>>735783184
I can deal with that as the ending
It's better than this shit continuing any longer

>>735783464
cunt type faster please and thank you

Please just hurry tf up its 3:48 am

>>735783464
Literally who the fuck remembers or makes any significance for "your first hand holding" and hug?

Holy shit it's like those lame fucking kawaii animes where everyone is a sailor with no actual maritime experience

>>735783464
Your actually a dumb nigger who can't type faster then a word a minute.

>>735783464
i literally bursted out laughing when you said "first romantic handhold" "first romantic hug" LOL ARE YOU 12

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>>735783464
If you aren't going to pretype like a normal human at least get to the fucking point

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is this a greentext or a shitty wattpad fanfiction?

>>735783464
FUUUCCKK YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH GONNA GET IT IN 1 YEAR AGO!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Great, can't wait to wait another 20min for the count

>>735783626
I'll show you MY point, heh heh

bumping out of OP's massive faggotry

>>735783594
>12

>>735783579
Its almost 5 am for me

Imma take a piss. When I come back this shit better be done. also I'm pretty sure the guy that's typing is dyslexic cause it said it in the story so it'll take him a while

>>735783696
It's jelly o clock here

>"Its almost over, I promise guys..."
said OP 5 posts ago

>>735783579
Scrubs. It's noon. Get up.

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>>735783670

>>735783594
OH look at captain edgy over here! He is 17 not even an adult. Kek yourself nigger.

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OP, you fuck. Learn to type more efficiently.

Use text to speech or something its like 20 minutes between each post HURRY I WANT TO SLEEP

>>735783720
Wait what? He can still type like a normal human. It's not like he sees a g and it turns into a z like wtf

Bump nigger

>>735783587
Not even hiding how much of a weebo you are. I commend you sir

>>735783750
Lit

>>735783868
While I spit on the clit

Then S asked for money for lunch. She needed about three fiddy.

>>735783915
And get your mums shit on my dick

>>735783594
LOL FUCK OFF, LOVE IS A GREAT THING

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Anyone who finishes this story will awake to find that their mothers have died in the night.

I place mine curse on thee

Hurry up bitch I need to sleep but tbh I'm enjoying the fuck out of this tread

>>735783948
Kek. Nice.
What?

>>735783464
Bonfire?
Now I'm waiting for you to be unable to rest at it, the Dark Spirit of J invades which let's this thread result in a Dark Souls reference

>>735783970
hey norman

Type faster cuck

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> We sneak off for privacy
> It's nine in the evening, and it's dark as Hell
> We're off in a corner of the yard that nobody goes to
> We lay our jackets down as pillows
> We spend about an hour and a half there
> Still one of my most cherished memories
> S makes me really happy.
> More so than I ever knew I could be
Fast forward about another two months
7 hours ago
> I've got a text
> I expect it to be from H, wanting to hang out
> Look at phone
> It's J
> We haven't talked in five months
> Read text
> It's an apology
> She's sorry for how things ended
> We talk for a bit
> Her depression has been worse.
> She's half-dating a volunteer firefighter/EMT, who's full time job is a sheriff's deputy.
> They barely see each other because he always works, plus there's a two and a half year age difference
> She tried to kill herself a few days ago
> "Anon...I need a friend."
What should I do /b/ros?

>>735783948

Why the fuck am i laughing at this shit

>>735784029
YOOOOOO

>>735783968
on her ass hole I lick while she take the whole stick

>>735783814
>text to speech
That'll help

>>735784036
I truly regret spending my time reading your posts.

My advice would be to fuck off.

>>735784036
Grow a pair of balls and tell her ass to kick rocks.

>>735784036
I STAYED UP UNTIL 5 FOR THIS SHIT, ARE YOU NIGGERING ME?

>>735784036
Tell her to stream it

>>735784036
be her friend and stay with H faggot

>>735784036
Walk out on her like how she walked out on you

>>735784036
Block the bitch. She had her chance. Give her no sympathy. Fucking dumb thots

Be a friend, nothing more, explain the situation to S, keep dating her, don't ruin things.

>>735784036
Talk it over with H and S, then gather your strength and see what you can do to help.

Make sure you keep in mind that you can't save her, she can only save herself.

>>735784036
Tell her she's terrible at suiciding.

>>735784036
You tell her that you can't be involved with her. If you know that she has another close friend or family member, direct her towards them. Don't fall back into this psycho trap.

>>735784036
PULL THE DAMN TRIGGER FOR HER pls

>>735784036

The question is what did you do, it's a real story after all right? Right?

>>735784121
niggerd

>>735784036
How about telling ypur girlfroend the story and ask her????

>>735784146
this

>>735784124
This

>>735784036
Simple. She cucked you out of happiness, teasing you and leading you along so fuck her and tell her to deal with her own problems like she has done so well in the past.

>>735784036
dump, end of story, don't fall for that shit, we all know how it turns out otherwise

>>735783979
I return the curse to you

>>735784036
Remain with S. dont respond to the text
don't even tell S about J.
J has a bf and she will just keep on using you nigger.
And you are soooo not 18
Ps she was not there for you when you had your depression if anything she made it worse

This is worse than a bamboozle. This is a kind of interesting story that culminated in a retard asking us if shit stinks. If niggers commit crime. If muslims are bad people. Fuck this nigger shit.

>>735784124
This and post here for everyone

>>735784146
BE GONE THOT

>>735784124
Stream it all the way

>>735784036
Dont give her any suicide tips since youre also bad at this, OP.

>>735784279
KEK

>>735784036
Kill yourself.

you basically almost killed yourself because of her, tell her just a plain ol' O.K, then proceed with life... screw her shit.

>>735784202
Oh and btw. It is not worth getting too much involved with that girl. She didn't even properly break up with you.

>>735784036
>>735784124
If you don't do this. You are a terrible person and you should an hero on camera with her.

What a shit ending

>>735784250
You know what, you're right. I'd rather it have been spaghetti or dinosaur but it was just hot garbage.

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WHAT'S UP BITCHES

>>735784036

Tell her to fuck off. She that kind of person that only calls you when she feels like shit.

>>735784036
YO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HELP THE BITCH, SHOW HER MERCY. BUT DO NOT FALL FOR HER (which I highly doubt you'll do) AND TAKE NONE OF HER NONSENSICAL SHIT. Basically help her and advise her but if she says stupid shit or comes up with excuses, take absolutely none of it. Either she's reasonable with you or don't help her at all, because here it looks like you've got nothing to lose since you have S.

>>735784036
dude fuck that bitch don't give her anything she doesn't deserve fucking diddley

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>>735784036
My god I hate you.
As legitimate advice you have two options: if you are confident you wont have feeling for her and that it wont destroy your current relationship then try to be emotional support, be a friend to her but keep that bitch in the friendzone. You know what depression and suicidal feeling are like, being alone like that is horrible. If you do this then be transparent with S and see if she would be friends with her as well so there isn't jealousy or whatever.
The other option which most people here are saying is to rebuke her and keep your distance. If you think you might still have feelings for her then keep away. She will drag you down and destroy your happiness.

>>735784374
What you said, hate people like that. Fuck her shit.

Honestly tell her how you feel about S, and just keep her as a low tier friend, text once in a while, listen to her shit, blow some steam on her. BUT keep focus on S

>>735784177
I told her I was gonna talk to S about whether or not she's comfortable with me and J being friends. I feel bad for her.

Honestly?
She had her chance. If youre as socially inept as you said, talking to J will most likely have you making moves on J, which will ruin your relationship with S. Then, J will keep fucking around with you, and you wont be alpha enough to help J with her problems.
Its not the nicest thing to do, but you simply suck too much to help her. All you will accomplish is hurting S's feelings, while putting yourself back in a shitty position.
Accept the fact that you cant help J, and move on with your life.

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>>735784407
ALSO THIS

Tell her to fuck off

>>735784279
zozzle

threesome? no?

>>735784455
Don't feel bad OP. It's clear that J was just toying with you and now that she's hitting rock bottom, she want's you to be their right beside her. Just let her go.

>>735784279
Eh, you got me.

>>735784036
>>735783464
>>735782547
>>735781766
>>735780953
>>735780309
>>735779478
>>735778332
>>735776803
>>735775757
>>735774695
TLDR:OP is an edgy faggot who has never had an interaction with girls so he just makes em up.

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I thought there might be a lot of cucks or virgins here.
This cunt is such a huge cunt. I've met many girls like this.
In my teens and mid 20s I fell for it
Late 20s I kinda knew what was going on but wanted the pussy.
Now I'm mid 30s and I see this shit still happens. Get the duck outta there cut off all ties like she did with you so easily.....so so so easily

>>735784036
Don't fall for J's trap. she wasn't there for you at your worst why should you be obliged to be there for her?
She says she needs a friend, but she's hasn't been one for you.

>>735784610
holy shit, everything makes sense now.

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>>735784610
HAHAAAH HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

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i have hepatitis c

>>735784407
Alright, sounds pretty good. Guess that's what I'm going for.

>>735784036
Not only have I been cucked by this thread, but I willingly let it happen. Stick the the gal you've got and console the other but no more, dont be baited into J just because her situation has deteriorated

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>>735784036
>if you have to question whether or not you should talk to her this story is fake and gay.
She legit left you because you said i love you. Shouldnt be that hard who to pick

>>735780953
Landon?

>>735784455
good, find out if S is okay with it and do what she says. If you can't keep it at just friendship though and S is fine with it then break it off with J and stay with S like this anon says
>>735784407

i cant believe i stayed on this thread for this long.... you type like a retard.. but tell both of them whats going down before you try to help her, you have been through it you probably could.. or just.. you know.. tell her to stream it..

>>735784036
OP I've had an oddly similar situation, let me explain how I handled it

> Be me
> Have a crush on this total whore
> Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>735784036
I was happier with the 'everybody walk the dinosaur' ending.
pretext next time phagot

It is in OPs. Best interest to become avoidant of anyone in this drama circle. These hillbilly people literally do this for entertainment. If OP wants a life, this has to end entirely and OP needs to move to a different place.

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>>735784734
Well which one, I gave 2 options. You gonna be able to just be friends with J without falling for her or are you going to cut ties with her?

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>>735784610
'Scuse me nigger.

>>735784455

If i was in your shoes i'd drop J completely, but if you can't let her go (You really should though) then do what you gotta do and ask S about it. Don't let J too close to you though, no matter what she does.

>>735784036
tell her she hurt you a lot, more than once, and you have no idea what to think or feel or if you cant even trust her to be honest, and you need some time to think about things. then talk to S and explain the entire situation, leaving nothing out. then you'll have a better idea of what your options are

Learn to juggle them both. The one that stays after the disaster is a keeper.

>>735784997
Friends...maybe. I'm gonna ask S about how she feels.

>>735785031
show us the response, we waited for you for so fucking long and gave you advice when we should have abandoned your ass 2 hours ago.

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>>735785031
OH SHIT I WAS WRONG.

>>735785031
When she wanted to be friends you wanted to date. Now she needs a friend but you don't want to be her friend coz you got disappointed when she friendzoned you
You are the bitch in this story

>>735785129
it comes full circle

you probably wanna an hero bc you're a conservative protestant :P

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>>735785113
Do me a favor and make a thread later about the results, I'm emotionally invested in this god damned story and I want closure you faggot.

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>>735784375
Agree very smart idea anon

>>735785199
I'll try and make a thread around 7 if I remember. You lurk a lot?

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>>735785113

You are a fucking faggot. In times where you needed her she ditched you and now you take her bait? A you retared? Fucking fuck I hope OP dies in a fire. Why did I even read that shit.

>>735785129
Response to what?

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>>735784036
Stay with S. Do Not, I repeat DO NOT, go back to trying to date J. Think of all the times it didn't work. THOSE ARE CALLED WARNING SIGNS. It did not work the first 10 times, it WILL NOT work the 11th.

If she tells you some shit like "oh anon, I was wrong, I do love you - for reals this time!" Tell her that you've moved on. If you don't do you know what will happen? You'll lose S, and still won't get J in the long (or even short) term.

Also tell S what's going in ASAP. Ask her for her opinion before you do anything. IT WILL NOT GO WELL IF YOU DON'T, TRUST ME.

It's fine to be her friend (And ONLY her friend) and talk to her about depression, but realistically YOU CAN'T HELP HER. You're also a person with depression. You ever see one meth head help a different meth head stay sober? NO. It doesn't fucking work like that.

If you really give even half a shit about her, get her to go to a doctor and get real help.

...I didn't anon. I had something alot like this once. I tried to help MY J, and I couldn't. She killed herself. I lost my version of S when she did because I spiraled to a very dark place. I lost my version of J because I wasn't man enough to realise to realise I didn't even know how to fix ME let alone HER.

It's been 4yrs and I still wake up sobbing.

Don't do what I did anon...

Pic kinda related...

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>>735785166
OR HE CAN BECOME THE BIGGEST BADASS BY SHOWING HER MERCY BECAUSE HE'S JUST THAT MUCH BETTER THAN HER BITCH ASS

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Stories like these make the /B/ Board worth going through.

>>735785259
Sometimes, I'll try looking around 7 tomorrow. Is it about 4:30 am for you now, to get the time zone sensible.

>>735785349
I'm not gonna try to get back with J, there's no way in Hell, trust me. S is my life. She's got me, heart mind and soul. I'm just not sure if being friends with the ex would be a problem.

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>>735785498
THIS!

Listen OP, j is a cunt. She will never leave you alone unless you destroy her. Tell her that she is a terrible person and you want nothing to do with her. Don't ruin things with S but either its just high school bullshit. None of it matter, or nothing really matters at all

Tell her to fuck off.

>>735785397
You've never dealt with girls like this I take it?
They are pretty much emotionless. Anything you give them they will suck from you. I would say the chances of her becoming a heroin addict are pretty high

>>735785533
It's 6:30. I was saying I could post in about 12 hours. Also, you get a lot of duty.

>>735785659
*dubs

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>>735785656
Yeah I haven't. But I've said in an earlier reply that if she's being a bitch to just drop her since she's no longer worth anyone's time.

>>735785659
fuck, probably wont be lurking at 5 in the afternoon.

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I got here to read without wait time, this is what i call VIP ASS EATING SERVICE

>>735785869
Alright, tomorrow morning at seven?
24 hours from now?

>>735784036
Stick with S, dont let the feelings you have for her waiver because of J. Shes got issues but she needs to figure them out on her own, not by playing around with other people. That being said, just being friends with her is fine, help her cope if you can but you seem like youve got your own shit to get through too, dont let her drain you.

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>>735786149
fuck it why not, repost your story as well.

>>735786227
Alright, I'll screencap it.

Ty for the story, dont spendt any time on J, fuck her, i've had the same problem with a girl that didnt even got abused.

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>>735778332
>> I'm 17 now
>>735784036
>What should I do /b/ros?
I'd suggest you get fucking b&

OP, if this wasn't about to 404 I'd share a similar story to make you feel better. Don't bother with J. She's a cunt and will just bring back suicidal thoughts.