I need to rant about something, feel free to ignore i just need

>>735760557
She's a lesbian anyway, so even if you did meet her it really wouldn't matter.

>>735760557
I met a girl who looked like a hotter version of Ellen Page at a pool party last month. I got my courage together and went and talked to her. Fifteen minutes in I find out she's a lesbian (which I highly suspected) there with her new wife.

She was so beautiful. I give myself respect for approaching her.

>>735760790
I know, this infatuation isn't based on anything that's actually possible so knowing that doesn't really change anything

>>735760557
Copypasta?

Yeah she is also confirmed, admitted super homosexual, so literal waste of time to even think about her

How fucked is the U.K.?

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>>735761111
>>735761111

This is now a get thread

>>735760557
If you don't interact with women in real life on a regular basis or ever then it's easier to become attached to someone like this, some attractive girl that you never see real human flaws in.

>>735761265
You clearly don't understand the point of thinking about beautiful women.

>>735761243
No I legitimately feel like I'm in love with her and so might be legitimately retarded

>>735761627
That's the weird thing though, I do interact with real women, I have female aquaintances and I've had girlfriends before, which is why this is really confusing me

>>735760557
I know the feeling bro. I wish I was a woman so I might even have the smallest chance of knowing what kissing her would be like.

>>735761875
Another really annoying thing is I'm in the film industry and was gonna move to LA next year anyway, so my brain keeps telling me there's this chance that I will meet her and then it starts running away with all these hypothetical situations that are completely delusional and I have to keep reminding myself of that and every time I do its like my heart's just been freshly torn out

>>735761120
>>735760557
You need to unplug dude. Get off the internet and screens for a while. You need to reconnect to reality and ground yourself. You already seem to know how stupid it is, but its still a real thing that hurts, so you need to start having real experiences in the real world more frequently again to reallign yourself with the truth that movies/fantasy is nothing to cry over.

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>>735761384
Very

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>>735760557
She's mexican trash, jack off a few more times and get over her.

>>735762277
You're right, and I've been trying to do that by burying myself in my work, which is good because I've been making more progress than I normally do, but the downside is with my work I'm constantly surrounded by movies and that makes it a lot harder

>>735762836
Where do you work?

>>735760557
Go watch Juno. I've wanted to beat her to death ever since

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>>735762680
More proof

>>735760557
I think she's sexiest in trailer park boys

>>735762680
Mexican? She's Canadian.

Damn Mexicans always trying to take credit for Canadians.

>>735762886
I'm a freelance screenwriter and do some directing work. I'm starting production of my first independent movie soon, so that'll distract me enough hopefully

>>735763041
I'd say Hard Candy, but I like the way you think.

>>735762897
I did watch Juno. Made things worse

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>>735760557
>tfw ellen page will never will be your loli waifu

>>735763186
Fuck damnit you're right... that was just the first thing that came (buh dum pah) to mind

>>735763181
Well then your infatuation is probably a little more founding for it than I initially thought. Still, try and connect more with the people around you, and try not to focus and invest too much time and emotion into a lesbian tho.

>>735760557
Just don't end up like this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley_Jr.

I've had a crush on Ellen Page since I was 13 or 14. Most people have. If I were a female and lusted after as heavily as her, I'd turn gay, too.

If I knew how to shoop shit, I'd make a couple nudes to make you feel better.

>>735762680

nigger, even trump can enjoy tequila

>>735763525
gtfo and go back to you're tequila soaked drug fields

>>735763525
Kek. Sure makes grabbin em by the pussy easier

>>735763525
Trump doesn't even drink coffee you fucking idiot

>>735763525
LOL HE SAID THE TRUMP WORD HERES A YOU

>>735763416
Its kind of weird that since this started I haven't had any urge to look for shooped nudes of her, nor have I fapped thinking of her or anything. I actually havent fapped at all. This happened last time I was in love (person i actually knew that time), i just couldnt bring myself to fap because it felt like it was ruining the pure feeling or something. Pretty gay i know, but I cant help it

>>735763909
LOL HE TRIED TO BE SELF AWARE HERES A YOU

Any good pics of her to have a quick fap? Never really jerked it to an actress before.

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>>735760557
Finally a good thread. You should locate her and show her your love and by that I mean your dick

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>>735764233
literally any

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>>735764371
I found this one. It's hotter when it's not meant to be a sexy pic.

Everyone jerk it to this

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>>735764233

>>735764552
I just got done and need time to recharge.
But I'll save it for tomorrow

>>735763992
Yeah. That's how I feek about the girl I'm in love with. And part of me hates myself for the days when I was on amphetamines and fapping to her.

Ellen Page might be a weird one to see nudes of tbh. Her face and personality are what make her so attractive.

>>735764823
Is this a celebrity or gf?

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Fap away op

>>735764032
Nice delivery. Wish it was clever. Oh well, Im sure youll get em next time.

>>735764823

You can fap on amphetamines? I get CRAZY vasoconstriction on adderall, which turns out gives me whiskey dick :(

>>735764823
Not too mention that adorable voice

>>735764552
I'll agree with you that that pic is damn hot, but like I said earlier I literally cannot fap to her. It's really weird

>>735760557
I'm not sexually attracted to her, but she's a good looking woman.

>>735765284
Nice delivery. Wish it was clever. Oh well, Im sure youll get em next time.

>>735760557
>AnnaSophia Robb: current age + Leslie personality

Op a faggot for crying over a bitch he's never met

>>735763525
>Nice delivery. Wish it was clever. Oh well, Im sure youll get em next time.

>>735765400
Nice delivery. Wish it was clever. Oh well, Im sure youll get em next time.

>>735760557

I feel like she probably has a penis.

>>735765017
Its not meant to be clever you fuckwit its meant to be patronizing

I'd love to jerk it to her but unfortunately I can't get that hard without proper porn.

I definitely need to stop

>>735765816
>watch 'proper' porn
>get a hardon
>switch to ellen
>jerk it
>?
>reap rewards

>>735765967
Thanks for this

>>735766192
np

>>735765094
Try fresh garlic. When it breaks, it releases a powerful vasodilator that breaks down a few minutes later.

And, yes, I could, and it was insane.

My favorite was fapping on opiates, though because you can just jack it for like 8 hours straight before you orgasm, and when you finally do,

BBAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM

>>735766424
I wish we were still in a time where people used magazines. People would be more sensitive.

>>735766684
That's good?

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OP, holy shit, I was EXACTLY the same when I first watched Super. I ended up watching all of her movies. I had never had a crush on a celebrity before. I was confused. But I couldn't ignore the love I had for her that came with it. As beta as this sounds I literally shed a tear knowing that I'll never be with her. I don't know what it was that made me fall for her. Her voice, the way she spoke, her eyes, I'm not sure what it was about her that drove me to self-pity. But what I found out since then is that only gay chicks have that aura. The aura that made me fall in love with her. Ever since then I've been falling in love with gay/bi chicks with short hair.

>>735766741
Hardcore porn desensitizes you so you can't get it up without it.

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>>735760557
>not knowing there's a patented technology that affects your emotions and nervous system from electronic impulses
>not knowing most tv's, monitors, etc. have had this technology for a while
>not knowing big media alters you by consumption alone
>pic related

That said, she is cute as fuck and I literally never would have thought myself a hebephile if not for Hard Candy. And whatever that vidya with the "nudes" leak was, damn.

>>735766684
>Female cuck

Tits or gtfo

>>735767350
Okie. It sounded like you wanted people to be pussies.

>>735767443
THE SCREEN AND THE MIRROR DOES NOT MATCH

>>735767462
How about a dude who started watching porn when he was young and it's affecting him now?

>>735767350
>not sure if faggot or...
Any porn makes you a bit more listless and less driven, but you'd have to fap 4-5 times every single day for weeks on end to have that much of a physiological reaction to it.

>>735767681
Perhaps then. If circumcised, it's going to kick in at some point where you have trouble getting it up, son.

>>735767578
Yeah, Walgreens and their "subliminal" horseshit.

>>735767887
Everyday since I was about 13. I'm 18 now. Home life was rough so I used it as an escape for some reason.

>>735768017
Man, I feel for you then.
>Sucks you couldn't use music, drawing, reading, or writing your escape and get to keep the built up skills.

If you can reprogram your dick, be a male escort and fuck all the bimbos in SV. You'd make a killing.

>>735767887
So not faggot

>>735767312
Don't worry about sounding beta dude, like I said I cry myself to sleep every night now for the same reason. It hurts so much
Also I really hope it isn't actually only gay chicks that give off that kind of vibe, because that would be way to heart wrenching.
Like, this love I have has motivated me to work my fucking ASS off at writing, so I can be the best, get to hollywood, and maybe meet her, but more importantly meet what I now refer to as "my Ellen Page". Not literally her, but someone like her who would only be impressed if I truly was the best

>>735767350
is that why it takes harder and harder shit to give me a boner

>>735768257
I'm gonna reprogram it by working and exercising more. Sitting around with nothing to do doesn't help much

>>735768411
Probably my dude. Stop while you can, it only gets worse.

>>735768360
You probably can make it into Hollywood just work hard my dude.

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>>735760557
You need a new Celeb Waifu. Preferably one less gay.
I recommend pic related.

>>735768982
Doesn't have the cute innocent look imo

>>735760557
>>735760557
Answer truthfully OP: Did you jerk off to her when you watched it?

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>>735769082
Ok.
Try this one.

>>735769286
Definitely hot

>>735769152
I got a semi at a couple of points, but no, I didn't jerk it. Like I've said a few times, I can't jerk it to her, or anyone else at this point
>>735769286
She's cute sure, but it's not the same

>>735769443
Yeah, because this faggot keeps posting fucking children. Bony ass smelly emotional children.

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>>735769380

>>735762137
I also work in the film industry and have actually worked with Ellen. She's very friendly and down to earth and great to work with.

>>735768917
I'm hoping. Have to move to America first, and that will be difficult. I'm choosing to be hopeful though

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>>735768360
cringe

>>735769580
She seems like she probably is. I actually have a partially written script for a movie I'd like to make, and kind of wrote with her in mind with one of the characters, so I'm hoping one day I'll get to work with her too

>>735769829
yeah, I know

>>735767443
>that floor thoigh

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>>735760557
I know what you mean. Too bad shes a dyke. I thought she was cute ever since she was on the trailer park boys.

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>>735760557
mfw same face

>>735769990
I smell a shitstorm comin' rand

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>>735760557
I think I know why you b tards are in love with Ellen page

>>735770124
The shithawks are coming Bobandy

>>735770238
You're a little late m90 >>735770094

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>>735763992
You don't need shoops

>>735770283
Fuckin' conky

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>>735770450

>>735770283
Are you Canadian? I'm in NB

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Typically, if you can't have something you want it more.

>>735770750
There's 3d models of her nude. If you look around you could probably find some hi res ones.

>>735770781
Ontario here. I've been watching trailer park boys since season 1 on showcase like 15 years ago. I love that show.

>>735770885
I can't stand watching it on tv because of all the bleeps hahah so i used to Netflix it

>>735770965
On showcase they never censored it.

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>>735760557
You know the girl from Farenheit 451?

I feel the same way about her.

She's fictional and dead though, so it hurts even more.

pic not related

>>735770781
Fuck off, no you're not. I'm not that same anon but I've NEVER met another person from NB anywhere online except Facebook, let alone this site. No way, I don't believe it. Which city?? Are you from here or here temporarily?

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>>735770450

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>>735770879
I had those but got rid of them once I seen she finally showed her tits a couple times

>>735771582
Rothesay

>>735771865
Holy shit man. Hello from Saint John!

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>>735760557
>I've always found Ellen Page insanely cute
>it's just a normal celebrity crush
>when i am thinking about her I get mad butterflies, and then I feel like crying
>I've literally cried myself to sleep over this every night for a month
Sounds like a typical experience on 4chan.

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>>735771896
Is there a reason you're posting fakes

>>735771953
Nice I'll be there tomorrow looking for a job. Probably value village, EB Games or Walmart

>>735769286
>>735768982
>>735760557
wtf all these girls look like little kids

>>735772019
Right chick is beautiful !! Moarrrrr of herrrr

>>735772195
Cuz 2 of them are

>>735772083
Sick. Good luck on the job hunt. :)
Isn't Rothesay so much nicer looking than Saint John? Though it does strike me as having less work. I bought a used car up there recently, in a really ritzy looking neighbourhood of retired people.

I'm lucky enough to live close by the water too, tho, even in the city.

>>735772285
I'm torn between her and the one on the right

>>735772368
To be honest I'm from quispam I said Rothesay because idk. Basically once you cross from quispamsis to Rothesay it's all the nice houses. But yeah the jobs suck. Anyways i gtg to bed cuz it's 4 idk why you're still up haha

>>735772539
Man I had a friend from Quispam named Sean, I wonder if you know him.
Ya I'm up cause I'm a fucking meet lmfaooo
Night anon, wishing you luck.

>>735772663
***Neet, fucking autocorrect triggering me

>>735772663
You don't mean Seany T do you? From kvhs.

>>735772853
Ah, no this Sean's last name starts with a B, he came to school here in Saint John a few years back lmao. Idk he never went to school up there, probably for the better language program