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(Old fag here) What the fuck happened to /b/? Ever since moot

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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(Old fag here) What the fuck happened to /b/? Ever since moot left, /b/ has become a complete cespool of who can make the worst thread ever. I remember when that creepy guy won backstage passes to a taylor swift concert, and when we made the rage face a hate symbol so hot topic would stop selling them. Now what can we do? Ruin artwork on a website. Amazing. We could be moving mountains, but we are so unwilling to team up that we can barely move a grain of sand. Fuck you.
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>>735740382
What the fuck did I miss when did moot leave?
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>>735741062
around 2015 /b/ hasn't been the same since
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>>735740382
MAKE /B GREAT AGAIN
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>>735741401
OP here: the only way we can make /b/ great again is to do make a comeback, no matter how small. The real question is, what will we command?
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>>735740382
We just need to find something to ruin and troll. Something where we can all unite and destroy something
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>>735741736
Find an internet poll and ruin it.
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/b/ is almost entirely paid shill threads and data polling threads. Shady companies pay money to promote and shape narratives.
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>>735741857
OP here: looking up some now
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Red leader standing by
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>>735741857
Remember the one time we ruined Lays DoUsAFlavour poll ?
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Bump , you faggots.
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there's this faggot who is a total tard. Here is his instagram: r31773y. Go nuts.
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>>735742107
The taste of granny smith will never leave my mouth
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>>735740382
The internet has changed and /b/ has been left imitating a decaying remnant of its former self. Get used to it, it's over and it's never gonna change or be like it was. This place will slowly fade into obscurity and slowly be lost in the echo of a forgotten era.

I still reminisce about those great times, but I have learned to accept the fatality of that era. Forever encased in a cherished memory, but lost forever.
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>>735740382

It is getting a /bit stale.
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>>735742257
Either help us or fuck off.
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arise hate machine ARISE!!!
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>>735742434
what is?
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>>735742107
It was beautiful
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>>735742448
I'd help if there was anything to actually help. I've tried and learned from my mistakes. Just accept it /b/ro
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Hi niggersssss checking in
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>>735742486
My wife's Vagina.

> Yeast infection.
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faggots ruined /b/
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>>735742572
/b is now only traps amd porn thread .
What a sad day.
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OP here: anyone know of anything we can shit on?
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>>735742695
loads of things pick one
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>>735742745
On what? The quad an hero is that way ->
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I WANT TO RUIN A POLL
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>>735742809
ruin /pol/ huh?
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>>735742695
A facebook page :The Flat Earth Society
Thinks that earth is flat.
>we need to give them a lesson
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>>735742781
OP here: We need to make an impact, so no petty shit. Other than that, suggestions are open.
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>>735740382

Newfags think /b/ is a porn site. That's all I see on here. And lazy fucking people that don't contribute to anything.
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bitch bitch bitch everyday
you too are a reason why the site is shit now. you may be old, but you're still a faggot. you may have participated in old events, but you never made any good ones.
which is why insert this
>>735742695
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>>735743028
FIND A POLL FAGGOT, NOW
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>>735742894
OP here: It's perfect. Give us link faggot. GATHER THE TROOPS!!
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>>735742904
I think if we start small like chasing little girls of the internetz. We will build like an avalanche
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>>735742918
It is annoying. /b/ has always had porn, but 3/4 threads are porn shit. It's pretty fucking boring now.
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>>735743147
This

>>735743131
I dont have a fb account
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>>735743131
We have only 13 people.
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>>735743131
OP here: WE WILL SHITPOST ON THE FACEBOOK PAGE UNTIL THE END TIMES!!!!
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chaturbate / raids

> the storys

Two fat as fuck cunts and one skinny twat, and they fuck for tips. It was a car crash, but one hell of a feeding frenzy. Much fun was had.
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>>735743219
OP here: just spam them with dm's or something
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Half the problem is all you cunts don't know what to do with yourselves. 5 years ago then poll ruining was funny as fuck, but now it is being done pretty much everywhere to every poll. It is not funny, it is not original.

Retarded internet culture has become more a part of main stream culture. If you want /b/ to feel like it used to, come up with ways it can be different, don't just do the same shit that made you giggle half a fucking decade ago, that's the problem.
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>>735743233
No fag lets think this through, we need a good target so we can get people on board
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>>735743214
Make one.
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>>735742918
Nigga! Who da fuck you calling lazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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OP is a newfag
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>>735743233
Not that I dont have a few extra facebook accounts. They just kick you off way to easy. jewtube you can still cause a lot of grief on though.
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>>735743390
Stfu faggot
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>>735743352
agreed, and it's what OP is showing through all his posts.
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>>735743355
OP here: you're right, I'm thinking ahead. What's our plan?
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>>735740382
If you were a true old fag, then you'd know that /b/ was never good.
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>>735743352
I think the main issue is that all avenues for that kind of entertainment have been tried up. In a smaller and more isolated internet it was easier to have an influence on things, but now it's just so fucking trafficked at every corner that even some good teamwork doesn't quite have the impact that it used to
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>>735743352
What do you recommend we do then anon
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>>735743568
OP here: Exactly, we would do terrible things for the sake of a kek, and if you will not help us, you can fuck off.
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>>735740382
Eat shit and die, old man.
The future is now
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Wait listen, some months ago there was a thread about spreading the rumour that beyonce used a sprerm doner, so we made some posts on yt and normies started buying it, i still get comments on this, we do you guys think?
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trolling periscope cunts?????
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>>735743682
OP here: that could work, anything else?
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>>735743682
Sorry for the typos im driving
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>>735740382
S-senpai... I never knew you felt this way...
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>>735743683
OP here: we already sort of did that when we made a postcard stand fall over, good idea faggot
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>>735743830
log off anime liker
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>>735743791
nigga, you are the lamest motherfucker I've seen claiming to be an oldfag so far. you require so much spoonfeeding fucking hell
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>>735741847
the problem is that no one has the balls to actually do anything now. Let's be real, the only people who would actually deliver tended to skew towards the crazy younger demographic. Most of them are either preoccupied with jobs and shit now, or they have a life they're not willing to ruin over petty shit.

Their place has been taken over by a bunch of coddled summerfags who saw a greentext thread on Reddit that used nigger.jpg and now they think /b/ is all about edgy teenage angst.
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or go find youtube channels on spouse abuse and tell them the many ways we would beat them and rape them and eat them
Fuck
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>>735743830
OP here: It's been boiling in my fucking skull for way too long. Will you join me?
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>>735740382
>every since moot left

1/10 bait made me reply
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>>735743352
The good old days.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/52524/15-polls-hijacked-internet
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mass/school shooting anyone?
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>>735743959
You have my sword!
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>>735743885
This
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>>735743989
OP here: fuck didn't see the typo. That instantly makes my opinion invalid.
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>>735744057
That's been done way too many times already. We'd just be another normie following the fad
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>>735742579
Wut
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>>735744106
OP here: I thank you Aircorn
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>>735742894
Reporting for duty
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OP here: COME ON FAGGOTS WE NEED SOME FUCKING ORIGINAL IDEAS!!
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https://www.forgehub.com/chat/ this website seems like an easy target.
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Ready whenever the time comes
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Can we get around the law and make plans to kill someone or how we are all going too?
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>>735744357
We could all donate to a charity to get back at those normies
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>>735743352
We need to strike a target that other people of all backgrounds can gather together and destroy.
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>>735743682
Honestly this is the only pure form of trolling left for us. Tricking moronic normies into believing stupid shit.

Another example is the fake ads telling people to charge their iPhones on the microwave, love that shit.

But yes, in the current internet climate spreading bullshit using dumb people as telephone poles is as good as it gets.

Who is a singer in girls froth over at the moment? Write some articles about him fucking one of his fan's mother.
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>>735744367
HOLY SHIT GUYS THIS MIGHT WORK THEYRE SUCH ATTENTION SEEKING FAGGOTS
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>>735744367
Bumping for potential.
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We could target the Canadian prime minister
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What we've got here is a classic problem of well trained eager troops willing to die for their country and no general. I don't claim to be anything I'm not, but I remember fapping to some new bitch named Boxxy...

A good target is one that can be attacked on all fronts. Not just on the web, but when you all go back to your average "water cooler" jobs, you can tell steve from accounting about this "crazy phenomenon thats happening" so the question is... what does the world care about in 2017? What's worth trolling? What hasn't been attacked yet? What kraken seems untouchable? That everyone relies on.

Anon. I pose to you. A war on Google.
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>>735744480
Nooooo we want people to react we want them to shit their pants mad as fuck at us.....
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>>735744674
Ataack TUMBLR. REEEEEEEEEEE>>735744674
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This is actually a fucking autistic thread.

kys cant tell if bots or just autism
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>>735740382
New /b/ sucks but the whole "we did it reddit" mindset was cancer too
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OP here: this forgehub has potential. If we decide on this, then we shall claim that website for /b/. Anyone have any other ideas
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>>735744619
Cant be done, pick a better target
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>>735744619
we did that lots a times
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>>735744827
Perfecto.
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>>735744602
I like dreaming big
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>>735744674
No dude we want to make /B/ FUCKING GREAT AGAIN. If we do mindless trolling, we won't put our influence anywhere. It's stale here we need better minds to accomplish anything.
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Could we do something with this in pic related? Not sure what but just throwing ideas out there
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I say we attack the Canadian prime minister better than doing nothing
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spread a rumor about fidget spinners. like how to "hack" a spinner to make it go faster. let's get kids to hurt themselves. I can see a couple idiots putting one in the microwave.
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>>735744940
Paint it flag of kekistan?
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>>735744542
What about fidget spiners? We can spread some stupid rumour
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>>735744930
Weave would be shock at your post
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>>735740382
Charles has a right to meet Taylor, god dammit
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>>735744994
OP here:I think forgehub is a good place to start. The next question is, what do we do on the site?
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>>735745057
This
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>>735745071
We could report leak that most fidget spinner brands contain lead and are made by children in sweat shops...
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>>735745057
>>735745071

Attacking fidget spinners is a nice idea. Total normie toy, bunch of retards, can easily spread fake tutorials to do shit with it... Let's brainstorm.
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>>735745149
I can't even figure out what the fuck it's for....
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>>735745149
Post links to horrible gore.
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>>735745138
Lol. Weave would troll. Not be shocked by it.
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>>735745057
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT, FIDGET SPINNERS ON MICROWAVES
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>>735745272
Bring back goatse
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>>735745165
OP here: OOO, I changed my mind on the forgehub thing (though it's not completely gone yet) This shit could work!>>735745071
>>735745057
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>>735745294
He knew /b/ was always bad and always will be.
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>>735745329
Microwaving a spinner makes it spin faster, lets make this happen
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>>735740382
/b/ was never good
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>>735745329
OP here: OK FINAL DECISION, WE ARE SHITTING ON FIDGET SPINNERS
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OP here : I am the biggest faggot.
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>>735741886
>/b/
you mean /pol/?
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>>735745295
Say if you put it in the microwave and squeeze mineral oil in it, it will spin faster. Say it helps lubricate it.
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>>735741736
The caliphate
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I like the sweatshop idea easier to spread than the faster fidget spinner
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>>735744871
>>735744915
The idea I'm trying to inspire is we need to dream big. A tycoon that has stock tickers on wall street needs to be fucked with. We need to make news. The strength of Anonymous has gone underground since the likes of Snowden. Our strength in the past came from the proverbial "internet suicide bomber" one that had no regard for whats right or wrong, just the ideal that what needs to be shown is, together, the ball isn't in our side of the court, we own the fucking court.

So, Facebook? Reddit? IG? The U.N.? Peta? Apple? Walmart? Whose it gonna be, who is worth a collective effort? Because we've become a joke, when once, we were a collective threat. We're out of practice, and revolution is coming. Win or lose. We need to start making calculated moves again...
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>>735745502
Yep pop it in on high for 2 minutes
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>>735740382
We've had this thread every day for years
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>>735745542
OP here: perhaps we can combine both ideas. Faggots, make it happen
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My little brother has a faggot spinner and all he does is talk about how kids at school sit around at lunch and see who can make theirs spin the longest. I can confirm these kids will do anything.

Let's involve lighter fluid as "lubricant". Or something flammable.
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Report terrorism at gay club and see if any maninsteam media pick it up, create hashtag?

That's all I got. Just bump and I'll see it.
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we use to ddos servers for fun, rig online polls and real world elections. now it's nothing more then a tool for Trump and the boi's. Reddit and 9gag came to exist. This lands been desecrated worse then /snuggies/ back in 1984. Just walk away man.....it's over.
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>>735745542
We would need fake news images of sweatshops. A pic of a news anchor in some reputable town and snippet of an article about company ethics and lead content of Chinese metals.
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>>735745502
Beautiful, lets do it. I think we need to make a few "tutorial" pics to spread on social media and well written articles and paragraphs to post on yt
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>>735745434
We have already done this with IPhone Wave
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OP here: I'm on board with the microwaving fidget spinners thing
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I like the idea of posting reviews saying "my child sucked on a fidget spinner and now has lougerrigs disease." Just imagining all the mothers sitting at work doing fuck all on Facebook freaking out about their kid they sent to school with a rucksack of a few jousand spinners and the massacre they have caused.
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>>735745571
Tell you what I am game for it I just know this will take time. Most social networks I am known as YaFatFuqa or close. I am going to go have a smoke break.
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>>735745645
Oil and microwave is better, they can do it at home
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Wanna make news get the president impeached.
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>>735745859
That was done and has 4chan written all over it. There YouTube videos about it and warnings all over the net.
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>>735745935
This.
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Just photoshop small known news organization and presto illegal sweatshop for fidget spinners
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>>735745762
Where to post it, wikihow,facebook,9gag, I think we need to plan the release of info then everyone go and create a tutorial and make this shit viral.
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>>73574593
This. Especially kids with autism, ADHD, retarded, or kids that put shit in their months.
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>>735746052
>>735745935>>735745997
OP here: Ok, so its official? Spam Facebook with fake fidget spinner warnings?
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>>735746173
OP here: Or sweatshop fidget spinners?
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>>735745997
>>735740382
Sad but true...
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>>735740382
There's been like 15 very succesfull raids in the past year. Fuck off.
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>>735746173
Anybody belong to a large mom or autism group? That's where it starts.
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>>735746173
Say they contain lead, and their child will become a mongoloid. A massive product recall then all those retailers selling them will get flooded with return requests and they will discontinue them.
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>>735746349
OP here: Than let's make another one!
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>>735746349
Let's make it 16
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Ok, so if we attack fidget spinners,

We have,

The microwave + oil "hack" for a faster spin

Or we can spread a rumor that will send parents into a fucking shit frenzy. Like, the plastic ones cause cancer and are cheaply made in China factories. Or children are really hurt themselves with one. Typical parent stuff that will make parents flip out.

Let's get to shooping some fidget spinner "Warning" pictures.

We can attack on both fronts. The hardcore kid that wants the fastest spinner, and the overly concerned parent.
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>>735740382
What we need is our hackers back
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>>735744940
Couple of ideas-
Arrange it to look like 4 nazi unicorns engaging in scat play

Turn it into a chic-fil-a endorsement of lgbt rights (thus pissing off two groups)
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>>735746271
Fuck, sweatshops then?
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Mot cum beck
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>>735746418
>>735746414
OP here: ALRIGHT YA FAT FUCKS, I have an idea. Basically these 2 posts, but say that the demand for fidget spinners is so high that the sweatshops are using lead now
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>>735746267
They are from 3rd world countrys and they are poisonous because they use lead and have bad hygiene.
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>>735746478
I wanna be a hacker
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>identify someone we collectively hate
>make troll articles about them being a pedophile with fake quotes and scenarios
>spread memes regarding fake news articles/scenarios
>after increased recognition step up the game
>everybody troll and play victim like they did with Michael Jackson or bill Cosby
>destroy reputation
>?????
>an hero
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>>735746418
You troll the parents, they yell at the sellers, sellers tell distribution to fuck off. No more market no more fidget spinners. The are mass produced all over China this won't be hard to convince them.
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>>735745737
is there any polls we can rig? I'll help rig one if someone posts it here

Maybe one day we can all drink a big glass of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
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>>735744619
We should just begin trolling Boxxy again. She got her fame, and now she gets her downfall. I never liked her and I thought that she was just a faggot distraction when /b/ was actually good in 2007.
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>>735742257
What a homo
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>>735746493
Yeah chic fila supports gay rights and now open on sundays.
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>>735746556
Yes, yes, yeeeesss. It is all coming to fruition.
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>>735745057
Attatching razor blades stablizes and enhances aerodynamics, nasa/boeing/mother natuer knows this and uses itDipping it in hydrogen peroxide makes it slippier to the air, making it spin faster.
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>>735740382
ban YLYL, WWYD, dick rate, and others newfag/normie/cancer threads.
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>>735746418
>>735746494
OP here: YES
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>>735741062
Holy shit dude how long have you been gone?
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>>735746771
>>735746774
Awesome then it's agreed?
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http://resources.infosecinstitute.com/loic-dos-attacking-tool/#gref
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>>735746774
Get to work /b/ros
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Fidget spinners are in such high demand that sweatshops in China are using cheap materials and lead.

Let's get a list of fidget spinner companies and target them specifically.
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Sensory processing disorder Parent support 193k followers and 216k likes.
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>>735746118
WE should have someone make a fake VICE news article about sweatshop fidget spinner kids and have pictures of brown children spinning fidget spinners. Then contrast with white children.

Perhaps there should also be a negative FMSC add called "A Negative Spin on Fidget Spinners"

We could also have a fake title pic with part of a scientific journal correlating fidgeting with fidget spinners.

I think that we should fucking get rid of these things. They are so fucking retarded.
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>>735747107
The lead thing is pretty stupid, maybe the cheap plastic gives you camcer
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>>735746774
>>735747017
All in favor say aye!
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>create a community that everyone automatically has to be tolerant of - because libfags
>traps aren't gay
>get a following that is secretly sarcastic
>have a parade war with the gays
>news recognition "traps aren't gay"
>topkek at news on tv that we used tolerance to undermine them

Btw traps are fucking gay
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>>735740382

>implying /b/ was ever good

newfag confirmed
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>>735740382
I say the next frontier is youtubers,so lets rekt some faggot who earns his money by talking
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>>735747107
Say your kid broke out in hives and heard there was lead in the spinner. Ask if anyone knows what it's made of.
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Uhhhh are we too late?
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>>735747107
>>735747107
LOL how about that mining company called SDLG, say that they are mining irradiated or lead filled ores. SDLG was 4chan's pixel enemy and everyone here hates them.
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>>735747231
How can it though, cheap ball bearings have a lubricant that cantains lead. That is harmful.
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>>735747359
Who would of thought /b/ was actually protecting the kids.
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Bruh, from one oldfag to another, /b has and always will be absolutely terrible.
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>>735747359
Fucking ausie
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>>735747390
Spreading real news by 4chan hasn't been done before. I guess we just started being original.
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I think we can agree that no one on this site can come up with anything original, no one will put any effort into anything, and the internet is hard to fuck with these days. But the root of the problem is the demographics of /b/ these days. Like anon said, it's just a bunch of summerfags and Reddit teens that want to be edgy by spamming nigger. In the old days, we were a healthy mix of /g/ hackers and /pol/ fags. Aggressive hackers with nothing better to do than to work to getter and fuck with the internet for the lulz. Then mainstream culture attracted script kiddies, which attracted fags from Reddit. I have no idea how to revert the damage. We obviously need some kind of summerfag genocide but how to do that is beyond me
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>>735747359
No we are right on time, they make you choke, we spread the lead laced sweatshop thing and they are toast. /b/ will have ended fidget spinners.
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>>735740382
Its not that we dont want to come together and fuck shit up its that admins will take down threads and ban people before an idea can get any traction.
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New Oxford study shows fidget spinners can cause seizures in children and adolescents that stare at them too long.
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>>735740382
Original Fag here, must you be reminded?
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OP here: OK FAGGOTS, WE HAVE AN IDEA. Here we go: someone will spam a link on a mom facebook page that will lead them to a fake news article on how fidgets spinners are being made by sweatshop children in China, and that since there is such a high demand, they have ran out of the necessary metals, so they are using lead now. Moms will share it to other moms, and we will ban fidget spinners FOREVER! Is that the Idea guys?
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>>735747621
We need to email schools disguised as a health awareness agency. Say they are a choking hazard and they may contain lead. They will tell the parents.
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>>735747266
Checked
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>>735747586
This is actually potentially genius. We spread the real news, and then contact news outlets and show them screen caps of this thread and say we were trolling. Everyone thinks the whole thing was fake.
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>>735747509
OP here: agree, but at least we had fun.
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I know a person who hacks to test security, I could get him to Fuck with something
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>>735747818
this
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just a reminder Pool closed raid anniversary are just under a month away.
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>>735747788
Put up flyers in hospitals. I know of one that has recall things listed and the public adds to it.
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>>735740382
FIDGET SPINNERZ SHALL MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN
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OP here: I have to go to sleep, you guys keep adding the finishing touches.
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>>735747952
To celebrate the anniversary shall we put up more signs?
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>>735748108
why not
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>>735748067
kys spagoot
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use this picture
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Can someone set up a website to plan on, or possibly a discord or some shit?
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i'll do a quick photoshop to show an idea i had one moment.
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>>735742579
gender: undetected
>>KILL
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is this gonna be the rebirth?
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Alright I need a head count of the old fags with technical experience. I'm talking the 2009 days that were ddossing and the beginnings of Anonymous before it turned to shit
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OP here I made the thread so all you fags do the work
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OP here: https://discordapp.com/channels/324372855129243649 that should do it, never used discord so don't know for certain
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>>735748183
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>735748072
you did good OP your efforts won't be in vain
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>>735747911
get him
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Fidget spinners are the cause of early signs of carpal tunnel syndrome in young children
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>>735748427
OP here: THAT IS NOT THE REAL OP HES A FUCKING FAKE
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MODS!
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>>735748454
See we need the OG anons, from before Anonymous was this
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>>735748461
HOW DARE YOU FIDGET SPINNERS ARE A SIGN OF GREATNESS JUST ASK OUR LEADER PRAISE KEK
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>>735745236
like microwave it ...
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>>735748591
use that on ur shrimp dick newfag
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>>735748591
Thats just retarded
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>>735748591
so, the big idea, add razor blades for stablization/cut down on wobbling, enhance aerodynamics

other examples of stablizing fins-
sharks/fish, rockets
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>>735748490
PO here: Please send more letters!
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>>735748447
>REEEEEEEE
>Hasn't ever screamed REEEEEE b4 in his virgin life
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>>735748806
that's the bloody point you twat
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>>735748904
>>735748904
im gonna go with a solid 'M' for my letter
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>>735748428
This isn't working for me?
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>>735748885
Yeah because mom's would be fine with that? Mom groups have helicopter parents, which is why they're in mom's groups. As soon as theirs risk of lead, they'll freak the fuck out. Those autism mom groups especially, since they think vaccines and lead and shit gave their kid autism.
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>>735747987
Great idea. Here's mine: convince all the commiefags at Evergreen University that they must riot and cause much burning. Make them believe that David Duke or Jordan peterson is speaking on campus.
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>>735748374
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OP here: ALRIGHT YOU FAGGOTS, I HAVE A LINK ON DISCORD WE SHALL TALK THERE
gg
mUpmzJ4
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>>735740382
u mad bro?
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>>735749258
>doesn't post a link
>is a fag
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>>735749329
OMG THE CRINGE
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>>735749329
nice le 9gag mème
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>>735744940
Someone should paint over it with the ISIS flag. Theyll probably even claim they did it.
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2nd idea if that figet thing doesn't work.

We could do a pedophiles rights group on Facebook and attach it to blm and gay support groups. Explain that the group is for pedophile inclusion and that's there orientation. Say they they want to put black, Asian, trans and Hispanic pedos to the forefront to lead the movement.
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Im tired, i hope to see a new thread about this tomorrow, night lads
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>>735749353
How 4chan works is that you cant directly post links other wise it would be seen as spam. The full site is https://discord dot gg slash mUpmzJ4
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>>735749551
OP here: goodnight, sweet prince
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>>735749329
get the FUCK off of /B/ before I slash B slash your fucking throat.
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OP HERE: WE ARE TALKING ON THE DISCORD SITE I MENTIONED EARLIER, SO GO JOIN YA FAGS SITE IS discord dot gg slash mUpmzJ4
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>>735749726
u mad bro?
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>>735749329
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>>735749904
Why would I be mad?
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OP here: FUCKING GET ON THE SITE SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS MORE!!!!! discord dot gg slash mUpmzJ4
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>>735750075
No nigger.
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>>735750223
I'll give you free choccy milk.
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>>735750223
Shut the fuck up you kike bitch
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>>735750298
cringy nigger
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>>735740382
4chan died out with lulzsec and Anonymous. Most of the raiders got jailed or banned from touching a computer. Videos on youtube about 4chan's shenanigans attracted a bunch of newfags that wanted to be part of the Anonymous movement, but ended up not knowing what it actually stood for. This mass immigration of newfags fucked up the whole 4chan society in such a way that oldfags were being replaced by newfags, and when those jailed were set free, they returned home to a newfag-ridden 4chan.

Due to the mass of newfags becoming "oldfags" themselves, the elders of our once noble society are not fit to lead us back into the days of glory. These fags don't know what to do with their keyboards, TL;DR: We lack console cowboys to raid other communities.

Anonymous gatherings died down as soon as most members were threatened of being jailed. Nobody gives a damn about the movement now. I remember about the first ISIS attacks, and how Anonymous claimed they'd "find and take down ISIS emails and websites". No one gave a single fuck, and there were no other repercussions.

The current system we live in oppresses the user in such a way that most lack the courage to become a console jockey, let alone a /b/oat pirate. No one is willing to teach code, so no new hackers are being born.

4chan's old publick figures such as moot do not even appear anymore. They've either gone into hiding, or are satisfied with small chat over a hardcoded IRC channel. Assange? No one even talks about the guy anymore.

We don't live in a society that is discovering the borders of cyberspace. There is no place for us shitmonkeys on the internet anymore.

Where have YOU been OP? Why haven't you kept ties with the community, and if you have, why have you neglected newfags to our hacktivist code?

The ones who are truly to blame about this website's downfall are all the olfags that went elsewhere, and the ones that stayed and did nothing about the waves of ignorant new users.

Fuck YOU
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>>735740382

I feel the same, it just seems like its been watered down. I haven't seen a great thread in a long time.

Remember when it was for the lulz anon? We were the last boss of the internet, and we had a queen named boxy. +1 internet for the oldfags still on this underwater basket weaving shitposting forum
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>>735750658
lol k.
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>>735749068
because kids never rebel from parents, or do things outside of parental supervision.
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>>735750658
new fag here and i have to say your completely correct and I have no idea what im doing
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>>735750658

confirmed 2004 oldfag
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there's only one man who can save us...

AND HIS NAME IS
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>>735750658
Fuck hes right
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>>735750658
Im saving this, well said anon
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Newfag here but I have to agree. 4chan is absolute shit compared to what I've heard about the past of this site. It's sad but it also seems to be irrevocable.
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>>735751117
Fuck you normie fag
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>>735741736
Can't even post facebook screenshots with names without being banned for doxing.
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>>735750046
Keep posting rekt
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>>735746478
True
.
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>>735742894
KEK
This retard actually believes the earth is round! What a dumbass!
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while were on the subject is there a site that orchestrates raids any more?
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>>735751276
UR A NORMIE YOU CUCK

I HAVE ONLY RESPEK AND ADMIRATION FOR OUR TRUE LORD PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
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>>735751367
Nigga you shermin or what?
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>>735751492
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR THE REASON /b/ IS THE WAY IT IS
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>>735751117
gtfo b4 I nigger cuck you
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>>735751647
you're*
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