Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck, this is the height, lads. See our current Mr. Olympia Phil Heath for a prime example. Or how about BASED gains lord Lex Fitness with his aesthetic perfection? Pic related.
Anyone taller than me is a lanklet who will never fill out their frame properly. Poor muscle insertions--too much bone, not enough meat. You'll never have the swole 3d photoshop look without pinning tons and tons of gear. Even with steroids, you'll probably never catch up to natty genetic specimens like Lex Fitness.
Turbo manlets below me will never have a shot at banging the hot women that the mighty manlets pull on the daily. Women love tall men, even if you're "only" 5'8.5 that's still well above average compared to the height of women who aren't ladyboys. As long as you're taller than the women you bang, you're good to go. Hell, with lifts I'm even taller than the 5'10 models I bang.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, fucking manlet.
>>735734743
>Anything below 6 feet
Implying you even workout you manlet
Obvious bait is obvious.
>>735734743
6' to 6'4" is the perfect height for a man.
you're like the woman that claims C cups are best but everyone knows DD's are where it's at.
>>735734743
6'2 master race reporting in you fuckng manlet.
You will always look up to me faggot. You know this.
>>735734743
that guy in the picture looks like he has really low self-esteem, and the look of desperation on his face makes me think he's trying to validate himself by lifting.
>>735735035
But I like a-b cups
>>735734743
/fit/ will toss your fuckin' salad, kiddo.
Height doesn't matter. I'm 5'6 and still bang 8s and 9s. Only tall faggs who have nothing else going for them and women in online dating care about height.
>>735734743
Lol manlet fagg0t
having fun in your shitty bed on your own you permavirgoon?
>>735734743
>caring this much about height
you faggots know women only care about the size of your dick right?
>>735735385
/life
>>735734898
>>735735066
Motherfucker, I have literally killed people for less than that. I'm not talking about navy seals copypasta shit, I'm talking about me blowing peoples' brains out for saying the wrong shit to me.
You've been warned. Back the fuck down now, or this shit will escalate.
>>735735385
8 and 9 year olds maybe manlet.
>>735735035
Alistair Overeem is only 196cm (which is 5'5 in our system using feet and inches) and he looks like this. He's also a K-1 champion and former Strikeforce MMA champion as well.
Size ain't shit.
>>735735864
I wish
>>735735849
Im sorry old chap but I can hardly hear your whining from all the way up here. Could you possibly whine louder so all the tall folks can hear you?
>>735735929
yeah but he looks like a retard
6'9....looks properly filled out to me
>>735734743
5'7, tho manlet I don't complain... maybe because I'm fair and I'm not fat I get girls
>>735735609
how many times I gotta tell you swag-fags?
size DOESN'T matter
>>735735929
> A manlet can beat other manlets in his manlet division.
Color me shocked
5"4 qt master race here ;^)
>>735735929
learn to use the metric system you fag, 196 is way above 6'0''
>>735736053
All boxers and MMA fighters look like that because they beat the shit out of each other for a living.
>>735734743
Please escalate short people who get mad are funny
>>735735929
>196cm
>5'5"
Are you trying to be retarded?
196cm is 6'5", 165cm is 5'5".
>>735736428
Spot the Americuck! I bet you convert kg into burger units just as poorly!
>>735734743
You
>>735735849
Its not all bad manlet.
>>735734743
Fuck off, David Laid.
>>735734743
>be 5'8"
>have to get/do all this shit to be attractive
>grow this fucking beard
>get this stupid hipster/Hitler-youth haircut
>thread eyebrows
>gauge muh ears
>toss on some guyliner
>couple edgy tatt's cause they're manly
>buy all this preworkout/protein
>buy gym membership
>bulk and cut all the time
>still only be 5'8"
Manlets, will they ever learn? I'm 6'7", 250lbs, dad-bod, haven't worked out since I was like 20. Almost 30 now, only gotten more attractive, now gaining oldman-strength. I literally just work every day and stay strong and in shape
>>735736748
kek this fucking guy gets it
>>735735929
> claims almost 2 meters tall = 5'5
what a fucking retard you are anon
>>735736407
pic pls?
>>735735929
Overeem is 6'5 and fucking huge, much smaller after USADA testing though and getting popped.
t. someone who actually knows you're trolling
>>735736748
kill yourself you fat blob
>>735736748
Who other than you thinks a 30 year old fat man is attractive?
>>735736748
what are you, like 25% BF?
>>735735849
Fucking summer fag
>>735736866
Same here
>24
>Work manual labor
>something about workpants makes bitches wet
>6'2, 270lbs, wide shoulders and toned
>can literally fuck anything that walks
I've always contributed it to being half native american. literally Feel like John Redcorn- can have any women except the one I love.
>>735734743
LET THE MANLET KOMBAT BEGIN!!!
>>735734743
fuck up manlet
>>735737207
>summer fag
lol manlet faggots always barking but no bite
they wonder why they get beaten by the big boys and little girls
>>735735609
Dick and wallet size
This manlet said he'd killed people for less. I was expecting a fight, And argument at least. But no I think the little manlet ran away. As is the manlet way.
it doesn't matter how far away you run manlet, you'll still be able to see me, Im tall as a motherfucker!
My favourite thing about manlets is just putting your hand on their forehead as they try to fight you and watch them swing away never able to reach you. Tears of impotent rage brimming in their eyes
>Be 5'8
>Can't change being 5'8
>Have a decent body at 175lbs
>Live life and not care what others think of me based on height
When will they ever learn?
>>735734743
>the absolute perfect height
>with lifts
ok
>>735734743
>perfect height
>height starts with a 5
>>735734898
/thread
>>735734898
Your mom helps me sleep at night!
>>735734743
Manlet
>>735734743
Only short people measure in half inches.
Manlet ass faggot
>>735734743
>>735734743
>>735734743
>Be me
>Have psoriasis skin condition
>Only 5' 6"
>Uber lean skinny fucker
>Average shrimp dick
>Banged out a 6' 4" model from Virginia beach
Tell me more about how your gains are mainly a self-satisfying ruse...
>>735737972
Why wasn't this post dubs? Mods do your job.
>>735741869
was he good?
I love these threads. Tall lanky genetic freaks are insecure af. I'm 5'10. THE perfect height. And truly happy af about it. I won the genetic lottery.
>>735743111
I even got trips. Peep that.
>>735743166
And dubs. Goddamn, niggerz.
>>735734743
lol, it's a Chadlet
>>735735385
The only truth in this thread
>>735736239
Even IF you are 6'9" which you aren't. You will never have Thor's genetics. Try again.
>>735739582
Pretty much. Keep wearing lifts around the models you bang, you perfect-height motherfucker you.
>>735734743
You bust your ass at the gym like a slave just to make up for your shitty height. You need to start working on your inferiority complex instead!
>>735735849
>back the fuck down
>shit will escalate
What are you trying to do, let us see your pouty babyface at eye level?
>>735734743
5'8" is the perfect homosexual anal sex size
>>735737187
25% boyfriend?
>>735735849
Top Kek! What an amusing idiot!
I'm a Manlet too but what about Arnold?
He's like 6 something hoe
>>735746480
Arnold is 6″2
>>735746480
He's 5'10, actually.
>>735746264
bodyfat, you moron
>>735735035
C is the perfect size tho
>>735734743
Agreed. These lanklets will die early deaths and their stupid stacy wives will reap all the benefits
>>735734743
I've seen a 5'5 man take on a 6'0 foot man in the army. Manlet made him tap out.
>>735734743
So do have to use a ladder to put ur dick in ur husbands ass or?
>>735734743
>>735736748
You're trying hard. Insecurity's showing. Deep down, you fear what's happening. You're getting fat, getting older, less women are checking you out. Soon, none will be. You've got a blue collar job, and realize you can't skate through I'll be tall and handsome. You're going to be poor. Poor and fat and working in a manual labor job. Guys who put the effort in are passing you by, driving nicer cars, getting hotter women.
Sucks to be you.
>>735749052
> skate through ON be tall and handsome
>>735749145
> *being
Goddammit
>>735735975
>>735736710
>>735737207
>>735745080
>>735746331
poor guys... i bet theyre already dead. they shouldnt have messed with him.
>>735735035
>DD legit giving them back problems and health complications with the extra weight
>>735735035
>he thinks DDs are the breast size
>>735734743
havent seen this copypasta in a while
>>735734743
when neckbeards take meth and get ripped
being a fit loser still means you're a loser.
I am this exact height and dating a 57 blonde with a 23 inch waist and DD tits. Literally height does not matter except to gold digging whores
>who only care about money anyway
>>735734743
>5'8.5
>measuring height in half inches to seem taller
>proud of having women bend down for you
have fun down there, only bad thing about being 6'3 is that my hair gets wet a couple minutes before yours
if you need another reason why you're a manlet, see the webm, it's a 5'9 man on a 5'11 woman
>>735735849
mmm fresh pasta
>>735750308
lol this is such a pathetic comment i actually felt bad for you
>>735735130
Join the club buddy
>>735734743
So Mr. Olympia is a manlet, Hipster poser?
>>735750529
>shitposting in response to a shitpost
how can I tell you're below 6'?
>>735746480
>Arnold
>6 something
Pick one.
>>735750747
i dont know how it is possible to out pathetic your own comment
but you just did it
>>735734743
Lel manlets...
>>735734743
bruh, I'm as tall as you and have respect for all heights. #allheightsmatter
>>735750358
I'm saving that shit lel
>>735737359
6'2 270 and cut? Lmao, oookay so you look like the hulk huh xD
>>735734743
it is a known fact that taller people have more awkward bodies from having to look down on the rest of the world
tall is not normal
average height is normal
>>735750781
>>735735849
6'4 reporting in, kill me? Bitch you couldn't reach the top shelves in Walmart, how am I supposed to be afraid of your tiny ass?
>>735734743
Manlets, when will they be bred out?
>>735751640
i'm not that anon
but honestly
tall people are awkward and and usually thin and usually have glass fucking jaws
this is just from experience
its way easier to take a tall person down in a fight than a shorter built or fat person
>>735751526
Oh, right. Because celebrities never lie about their height and Google is never wrong.
Look at the picture, you fucking donkey. He's shorter than his daughter.
>>735752168
i trust google with my life
>>735751893
I'm thin, but not awkward. You're not wrong about the glass jaws though, but its usually not a problem if you can keep your distance
>wingspan of 6'4
>I can keep my distance
>>735752168
This one didn't read the rulebook that says women can't be over 6 ft.
>>735752778
i completely agree with you but thats where the most basic knowledge of jiu jitsu or wrestling comes in which was my main point
i meant to say take down
not just take
>>735751640
Dude,don't you know? We're all 6'4 170 IQ and have ten inch dicks
>>735751781
>cm
What is this, the fucking dark ages?
>>735753392
Fair point then, I did boxing a while back but I never got into ground shit.
>>735753996
I am 1 of those three things, and honestly if I weren't tall why would I have clicked on this thread? Unlike you, I'm not a self-loathing manlet who needs to find justification for being short in /b/
>>735754513
Everyone sounds insecure as fuck. You especially.
>>735749732
he is probably 12
>>735734743
Lex is in no way a natty. He has pics out there of him when he started his gear and the androgen receptors in his delts and traps were insanely making his delts and traps not proportionate to the rest of his body, made it pretty obvious. Also anyone that ever was, or ever will be a Mr Olympia is on copious amounts of gear. 5% body fat year round at 250 lbs+? ha, yeah right.
>>735734743
Lol. Insecure hipster douche trying to prove he's a man by getting "swole". Probably has a glass jaw. Definitely has an inferiority complex.
>>735734743
>5'10 models I bang
5'10 models wouldn't compromise like that
>>735734743
nice not being a tall faget whose arms break when trying to handle real weight.
>>735734743
I like this thread
>>735750308
>if you need another reason why you're a manlet, see the webm, it's a 5'9 man on a 5'11 woman
just like that missing link pic
>>735734743
Congrats, Achmed. You'll push the plunger down on that suicide vest detonator harder than any jihadi before you.
>>735749037
ouch
Sperg and a manlet. Jesus, you really lost the genetics lottery.
whats the perfect height for a woman? (...is 5'9" too tall?)
>>735759191
5'3 is perfect for me bc smol women are dope and you can like throw them around during sex, but really anything under 5'11 is good for a girl, anything taller is snu-snu spec
>>735759389
>anything under 5'11
You must be short.
>>735759468
5'10 so yea kinda
>>735734743
>Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in.
>When you're so insecure about your height you have to include that additional half inch.
>>735759150
Motherfucker, I have literally killed people for less than that. I'm not talking about navy seals copypasta shit, I'm talking about me blowing peoples' brains out for saying the wrong shit to me.
You've been warned. Back the fuck down now, or this shit will escalate.
>>735759981
fuck off midget
>>735759981
gotta raging boner. keep talking dirty to me, boy
While you have a point about filling out (it's crazy to see the manletts maxing out with my warm up weights yet looking swole meanwhile I'm barely escaping DYEL-mode) I wouldn't trade my 6'5" frame for anything less than 6'2".
Do you have any idea how good it is for your mental health having complete strangers making positive comments on your body virtually everyday of your life?
>>735735385
this tbh
>>735734743
5'8" here. Slim, in shape, good facial aesthetics.
Never really understood the obsession with being super tall. Kind of enjoy being average height. I see those guys all the time struggling to find clothes that fit, can't fit in cars or trains properly. Life just seems like a pain in the ass. More importantly, no woman pays any attention to them unless they're actually in decent shape and are relatively attractive. Most of the time, really tall guys are your average Joe's that don't get any and then marry the first woman that pays any attention to them. Before that it's just awkwardness on steroids because you stick out like a sore thumb.
>>735735849
bait/0 = summerfag
i'm 6'8 250lbs. of big man and muscle. banged lots of chicks big and small. i don't think smaller guys get that much less tang but it's much easier for a tall guy that looks good for a woman. they like being tossed around.
>>735761234
Lol I actually agree with that, but tall people are generally considered more attractive, and attractive people have an easier life. Literally all social interactions are easier for them unless they're very socially awkward. I say them because I'm 5'10.
>>735761644
>>735761234
Oh and my source is that I have 2 very tall friends (6'5 and 6'7) that I get to see interact with people to confirm what psychology already tells us, that tall people get lots of benefits socially (but not medically). They are also both marrying the girl they lost their virginity to, which is why I laugh at your first point.
>>735761234
Also this.
>>735761234
this is pretty true, i have to order pants online that cost probably 3x as much as normal guys. shirts i can find because im not a giant fat man. but gaining weight/muscle and losing it as a giant is tough, and short guys look way more ripped than we do with less work. the trade off is i can throw a ripped short dude out a window with my usual workout and he will do nothing about it. it's good for the psyche.
>>735761644
Statistically, that's absolutely correct. Tall people who aren't ugly and have their shit together have an easier life. That said, it's just that people tend to attribute everything to height when for a lot of guys it's just a liability. Instead of being a clueless, dumpy dude now they're a big, clueless, and dumpy dude.
It's like knowing the keyboard shortcuts for Microsoft Word but being unable to turn the computer on. Not much of an advantage and you just look retarded hitting the keys while nothing happens
>>735761644
>>735762254
>That feel when 6'4" and no social skills.
>>735762254
this is mostly true, but for shorter people i'ce noticed, 6'4 and shorter are usually athletic tall guys, etc. i however am much bigger and it's a whole new ballgame at my size. much like being shorter except for some reason i'm more attractive.
>>735734743
Fucking manlet, anyone under 6ft should kill themselves.
>>735761234
Where the fuck is 5'8'' average height? Japan?
>>735761234
Little manlet bitch.
6'2" 160 here
Feels good to look down on manlets and fuck their girlfriends
>>735762565
5'8"-5'10" is average in the West
>>735762565
I bet his dick is the same size as a japs, the manlet faggot.
>>735734898
This. I'm 5'8'' and wish I was at least 6' in height.
Being anything under 6' is like a chick with A-cup tits. only certain people like the idea.
>>735762696
Git gud genes you midget faggot.
>>735734743
>6'1"
>/fit/bro
>swimming and soccer are my jams
>live in Texas
>go grocery shopping and every single woman that is white is 6'3" or taller
>life is suffering for the 6'1" male
>>735762969
>soccer
You gay brah?
>>735762969
>go grocery shopping and every single woman that is white is 6'3" or taller
Fuck you, I live in TX and that is bullshit.
I'm 5"6 and 130lbs, come at me bro
>>735734743
Lo quality b8 m8, but i'll bite. 6'5, weighed in at 291 this morning and running a consistent 6-8% bodyfat but i guess i'm "lanky" and can't fill out lol. fucking manlet.
>>735763357
ye and im 329lbs and running a consistent 3-6% bodyfat
>>735751526
>not telling her she can look up at you all she wants when shes on her knees suckin that fat cock
fucking beta ray/10
Fuck, am I a manlet ? 1.82 cm
>>735735385
this.
also why the fuck am i laughing so hard at that image?
5'7" 240 lbs here, I have a nice personality and that's all the matters with the 3/10 crowds.
you're shorter than a primordial dwarf. 1.82cm, wtf?
>>735764201
>>735734743
Good God, trying this hard not to be depressed about being a shitty manlet. Too bad there's no muscle you can work out that'll make you taller.
>>735764972
Yeah? Well you're stupid and gay!
>replying to a thread designed to make anyone shorter than 6' feel like absolute shit
90% of you faggots aren't even close to 6', so why?
>>735765373
Because it's the internet
>>735734743
7' 3", 319lbs. How the weather down there shrimp? I could probably shit on your head from up here.
>>735765820
LIE
>>735735035
im a dude
i hate dd
c is upper limit of the "good" zone
all up to perception brah
>>735735130
this is nice b's are nice
>>735735385
holy shit hahah that pic
any tips for a fellow manlet?
>>735762871
>average height
>midget
>>735749732
They are, you fucking, idiot.
>>735735035
>DD's
What are you, 12? Let me educate your manlet sized mind. if you find a keeper, her tits have to be BB+ or CC. Then when she has dem babies with you they fill out perfectly reaching your D to DD platform.
DD's growing up for a bitch can get saggy pretty easily and fuck their posture/back up.
>>735743772
>implying that guy even compares to Thor and not some fatass.
>>735735385
Shots.
Fucking.
Fired.
>>735735929
he also cheats and everyone hates him
>>735768256
He has to cheat because he's 6'4 and inferior.
>>735763357
Is that you again, Billy? Can't you just shitpost on /fit/ without taking up space on /b/?
are you suggesting girls don't prefer this physique?
>>735735385
who bangs 8s and 9s and saves this pic.....
>>735766105
Alright, fine!
I'm only 7'2.
>>735749732
M8, they are. The number is the band size lmfao
>>735751423
lollllll people telling stories on 4chan
>>735768889
>who the fuck doesn't save that pic
>hello summerfriend, welcome.
>adapt or die.
>>735762969
this is true for white women. What are they eating that makes them so fucking tall nowadays? Is it the hormones in food? Is it the godlike easiness of life that teen girls experience that allows them to grow to full potential?
Mexican girls however are short
>>735760548
must be real nice
>>735734743
>lanklet
topkek. Only someone that wishes they were taller would come up with this crap.
News flash, swole wanker-as many bitches that like em buff also like them toned/in good shape and not looking like a condom full of walnuts.
You have yours, I'll have mine. There's plenty to go around
lazy and ineffective troll/10.
>>735734743
ITT: Issues.
>>735734743
Anyone can gain muscles if you put enough effort into it. Lemme see you force yourself to grow
>>735769819
>ineffective troll
>190+ replies
>>735760548
would've been good bait til you said "maxing out with my warm up weights".
Take that out next time and you'll have gold, pure GOLD.
>>735734743
How can he workout with all those hairs on his face?
Oh... i know, he does no cardio... cheap.
>>735734898
/thread
>>735735124
Thanks for the undergrad-psychology insights.
Even if this was true, his picture gets posted as fitness motivation to others. What about your life?
>>735762830
Actually, comparing curves, my stats say being below 6'0" (80th percentile) as a man is like being below the blurry line between C and D cups for non overweight females.
>>735762830
>being this beta
>>735734743
Are you using your height to larp in order to distract yourself from the fact that your life is empty and shallow? Sure, Phil Heath, Mr doodlebopper, and Dr. Watchamacallhim are successful, but your height doesn't really make you better if all you do is shit post on your mom's computer because it's summer.
>>735762830
nigger you can't expect to do anything if you act like the size you are, if you walk talk and act like you're 5' people will believe you, if you can't believe in your own abilities and be confident, how do you expect others to do the same. demand respect no matter what, be a man.