Dan "Beat my Meat with your daughters feet" Schneider

Ive seen this brought up for years, but where does it come from? Where did everyone get that he fucked nickelodeon feet? Not being a dick, honestly curious

>>735723685
>be mad because not living a fat mans heaven

>>735724090
dude is 100% open about having a foot fetish
even writes that shit into the show
and RDJ basically said Dan was a pedo

>>735723685
Good ol' Dan "stick it in your anus if you want to be famous" Schneider

>>735724660
How would RDJ know though? Have any girls actually come out about it?

>>735723685
robert downy jr cant be wrong

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>>735723685
>Dan "Beat my Meat with your daughters feet" Schneider

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>>735724090
> Where did everyone get that he fucked nickelodeon feet?

This thread has me nearly crying

>>735724867
Pedos in Hollywood is an open secret, RDJ was just (at one point) a man with literally nothing to lose, so he broke it, even if he still did it anonymously.

Of course the girls have never come forward, they'd be hushed up with big money. Viacom has 22 billion in assets - that's "make you disappear" money if it ever came to that.

That being said, there's a lot of patchwork rumours that all tie it together - Jamie Lynn Spears's child being his is one of the more prominent ones.

most Women are whores , doesnt matter if ur a mother or not. They don't care if Little miss sunshine sucks some dick, as Long as she gets on TV and makes big bucks>
>735723685

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>>735725210
>most Women are whores

Found the overweight, neckbeard virgin who is bitter because women won't fuck him lol.

>>735725190

U tellin me Dans "hold her tighter shes a fighter" pullout game was weak?
this nigga nutted inside her XD?

thats some bullshit, you can easily track down who the father is , and she has a boyfriend whos the dad , nigga stop making shit up

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>>735725295

>>735725476
>edgy

Okay bitter virgin.

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>>735725514

>capital O

>finish the sentence with a dot .

>sits on /b/ with his fatass and Acts edgy

>calls me a virgin

XDDD this kid

>>735725673

Lmao, bitter virgin again.

>>735723685
This guy is a hero man.....fuck you

>>735723685
He's fucking a white male, the justice system like cannot literally touch him because of his being a straight, white, cisgender, man.

>>735724090
it's not real. It's a meme and nothing more

>>735723685
>Is the justice System in america helpless against People with Money?
People in america are helpless against People with Money. This is why we have guns. You can take both of your lives into your own hands if you have the balls to do so. Justice is independent of law despite what the government mandates.
>Yfw the values that built this country are waning in front of you but everyone would rather be comfortable when they die than live a short, violent, and just existence.

>Inb4 my version of Justice is the only version and whatever punishment I decide to dole out is just.
People can be mistaken.

Depends if you have an internal or an external locus of control if you're into psych.

Dahmer would be proud of him.

>>735725995
Tell me is the feminist lens like contact lenses or do you get the surgically put in?

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>>735723685

jesus he's got a firm grip on this one

>>735725997
dan "i got candy in my van" schneider
in cognito on 4chan.


>>735726140
nigga i didnt understand ANYTHING u said holy shit

>>735726367
get them*

>>735725997
HI Dan

>>735726367
Dude, it's a meme, educate your newfag ass and don't come back until you do you nigger.

whose got more Dan "The Kiddie Rider" Schneider? i want to see how creepy this guy is

>>735725997
Hey Dan, wanna sign my feet?

>>735726562
Meh was mostly responding in jest.

>>735726562
Shut the fuck up Feero, I'm so fucking sick of your stupid shit.

>>735726619
just Google it u lazy fking idiot

>be me
>in 30's
>be using packed trains everyday for 8 years
>become expert molester
>yesterday 2 schoolgirls get in carriage. 1 is carrying this huge black piece of gymnastic equipment. I'm in a place with more space than them and I know the next station gets crowded.
>"he moved for us. What a charming hero" type shit
>next station comes. I accidentally get rammed right between the two of them.
>I have hand on ones ass and cock pressed against the other one.
>it's kinda uneventful for 15 minutes until her friend gets off there's still 15 minutes left
>there's no arm rest but I put my arm on the black gym thing she has. My hand is now touching her waist
>fuck it. I start stroking her sides and move my hand to her tummy
>at this point she started moving and trying to block my hand
Shit was cash

>>735726562
>summer detected

>>735726678
>dan detected

>>735726678
are People supposed to masturbate to green text?

Is that how big of a fking virgin you are?

get ur copy Pasta shit somewhere where ppl care u fat loser

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>>735726678
What a sad and pathetic story.
So sad and pathetic it's likely true.

>>735726671
i dont use google because im behind 7 proxies, omg summer is in full fling

>>735726890
i came to this in about 5 seconds u must be new here

Dan "She's a biter" Schneider

Dan "If you want her in Hollywood Insider, spread her cheeks wider" Schneider

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>>735726890
Depends on the greentext quality.

>>735725295

Sounds like some serious projection going on here.
If you haven't already figured out the truth of what anon there is saying then you're almost certainly the virgin here.

>>735726644
Fuck your faggot ass, Miguel.

>>735727201
LOL I knew you were Jordan Feero, shitty PFC in the Maine Army National Guard.

Eat a dick you cunt.

Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider

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>>735725995

>>735723685
>Schneider

Jewish?

>>735727315
>newly enlisted because dad said so
>discovers b
>now an oldfag

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Dan "The Man" Schneider

>>735727157
holy shit

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God, that fat slob millionaire is fucking living the dream.

>tfw you will never be Dan "The Loli Collider" Schnieder
>why even live?

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>>735727157

>rotting queen

>>735727791
Well at least I'm not a fat footfag.

First time I get on /b/ since a month ago and I forgot that summer is in full swing. Peace out until September my dudes.

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>>735727181
I was only replying to that guy, but you also replied. Must have hit a few people hard.

All these bitter virgins, lol.

>>735727896
So your just fat?

>>735728294
you're*

Fucking American education system right here, boys.

>>735728294
Not anymore, got fit.

>>735727931
So fucking edgy you bitter newfag. You must be a fat virgin closeted faggot neckbeard. Lurk more nigger and learn when you're being trolled, otherwise get off my /B/.

>>735725295
You're literally retarded if you can't simply observe the empirical slut nature of women, friend.

>>735726908
.....and it was in japan