>Joined the navy a year and a half ago >realized i made

>>735715374
>be massive pussy
>post on 4chan

Burn in hell
Commie shit

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Eight year Navy vet here.

You're a fucking loser. The Navy is easy as shit.

>>735715374
How hard would you have found it if you'd joined the Army? Or had to fight off Daesh with a shovel, you fat fucking idiot.

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>>735715844

It is easy, but not what the fuck I want to do.

I'm gunna go earn my BA (16 credits off) and start med school and live off student loans. Fuck working for below minimum wage.

>>735716026

That's just it, I wouldn't have ever joined the fucking Army.

I joined for a paycheck and free college, and fucking hate life now.

Sorry if its not what you wanna hear, I'm just being straight and to the point.

>>735716030
If you couldn't handle the Navy, I sincerely doubt you'll ever be competent in anything you undertake.

What a fuckin' loser you are. Get the fuck outta my Navy.

>>735716098
You made shit life choices but you are blaming the institution for your shit life choice.

Your life was shit before you joined the Navy. It still is.

You were shit before you joined the Navy. You still are. You will probably always be shit. If you have sisters, they will probably fuck black guys to escape your complete betaness.

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>>735716030
All it takes to be successful in the military is to show up on time, have a decent uniform, and do what you're told.

And you couldn't handle that, could you?

Worthless piece of shit.

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>>735716291

Never said I'm blaming the institution, I just hate the fucking people I'm around and hate the aspect of fighting for something I know is wrong

.
>>735716401

I'm not saying I haven't been successful so far either.

I just really don't enjoy it. I'd rather go to college and do other shit then listen to people say "hooyah" all fucking day.

>>735716249
He did. Pay attention

Nothing like having a less than honorable discharge on your record. Have fun with that.

>>735716641
You don't deserve the honor to wear your nation's uniform.

You also don't deserve to call yourself a veteran either. So don't...

>>735716401
USAF fag here, to advance in the Air Force you need to volunteer outside the military, get a degree (enlisted), do extra .mil duties besides your job, and do your job.

And OP is a massive faggot.

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>>735716781

Jokes on you, it's an honorable.

Suck my dick

>>735716896
OP....an Air Force guy just called you a massive faggot. That's how much of a fuckup you are.

>>735717013

Uh oh, someone who sits behind a desk all day called me an faggot. What am I ever going to do?
Might as well an hero at this point huh anon?

>>735716963
Nobody who knows better considers an ELS discharge to be fully honorable.

>>735715374
OP is a pathetic faggot who couldn't even hack 4 yrs in a branch that basically guarantees 3 hots and a cot.
Stay the fuck out of Colorado, pussy.

Navy vet here. OP is a massive turd sandwich. I'm glad you're kicked out. We don't need faggots like you.

>>735716030
if you couldn't hack the navy, you'll get rekt in graduate school -- especially medical. have fun failing and becoming another of colorado's many panhandlers.

>>735715374
chubby bunny world champ 2017

>>735715374
Not even good enough for the military, where all losers can find a place in the rank of cannon fodder.

Employers know people don't enlist for a few months. It's not a medical discharge, so they will know you got canned. That shit will stick on you forever. Good luck getting any job of any importance.

>>735717372
This.

>>735715374
>ITT: A bunch of fags who are proud that they got elephant walked then fucked some VD-riddled whore in the Philippines

>>735717372
Hell some programs would look at a failure to adapt loser and just pass on them for somebody who isn't a quiter.

>>735717638

Right? Fucking sad amounts of salt up in here

>>735716030
"Oh I'm a fucking retard... so I'll get a Bach of arts for some reason then apply to medical school without the appropriate degree."

You need to go to community college and work. Get your associates in transfer studies and stop being a fucking retard.

>>735716641
"Fighting for something I know is wrong"

You are in rationalization mode... harrrd to justify your saggy vag

Got my bachelor's degree on active duty. Got my Master's degree on active duty as well...

...and this kid can't hack his enlistment?

>>735715374
Have a buddy that dropped out as well. He said it is his biggest regret in life. He blew great opp and he knows it.

I am sure your mom and her boyfriend are proud of you and will welcome you back...for a while.

OP brags about being kicked out of the Navy and every vetfag comes out of the woodwork.

Nice. I like it.

Faggot OP was probably a yeoman.

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>>735715374
OP is a homosex.

>>735716030
Med school is harder/worse than the Navy in terms of stress and overall life sucking.

Enjoy 60 hr studying/week. After a while you start hating everything.

>>735716831
>>735717887

But he's right though. Any rational person knows the US millitary is complete and utter shit. The left knows it, the right know it. The only people who like the millitary are the neo-cons and a group of retarded christian normies.

>>735718570
If he can't handle getting qualified Petty Officer of the Watch, or a warfare pin...he'll certainly fail in med school. This is a guarantee.

>>735715374
It's ok sounds like you had some fun.

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>>735715374
>Shipping out tomorrow to our glorious Navy
>See this mess of a thread
Any advice so that I don't become this faggot?

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>>735718625
Sure thing ISIS.

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Canada fag here, considering enlisting because I lack direction and regimented discipline in my live

Is this a Good idea?

>>735718857
The best way to be successful is to show up on time, have a decent looking uniform, and do what you're told.

Do those three things and you'll be just fine. Good luck to you.

>>735718870
Yes. It's a good idea. It will only make you a better person who's more driven than your civilian counterparts.

>>735715374
I have never chewed that much gum at once, that dude has to be Guinness Book or some shit.

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>>735718940
Thanks. I can do the first and last one, but will need guidance on keeping my uniform pristine. Will ask my recruiters. God speed.

modern US navy,the best trained,most diverse tech savy,baddest navy in history,
bubbling up after boot is not too tough,were you to want to excel,it coulda happened, listen,on motivation & thinking tests,some guys just do not test well,but perform great,you needed a sitdown with that gatekeeper,being to the point,emphasizing what you could offer the navy, how you would work WITH and for your mates as if they were your lil bro,big bro lil sis. lives depend on that mindset.

>>735718857
No redpilled man would join today's military and fight the Jew wars against the mudslimes... Americas armed forces don't belong to the people anymore...

>>735718857

Honestly, I wouldn't.

OP has a bit of a different situation, but I'd stray far away from any branch if at all possible, especially with how times are going right now relating to international conflict.

Just go to college dude, life in the military is fucking shitty.

Source: Did my four years and got the fuck OUT, wish I never joined in the first place. It left me with a severe disrespect for any authority figure and depression/anxiety.

>What do you call a veteran in a wheelchair?
>Anything you want
>He can't stand up for himself anymore
>ITT americuck vetfag circlejerkle

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Anyone who's been in the Navy knows what this is like.

>>735719009
I'm like, maybe a step above the average civil in terms of fitness, maybe a half step
Will it still kick the shit out of me?

>>735715374
>navy's making me depressed to the point where I can hardly get up in the morning
That is the idea of the Navy.
1. Every day during basic tell the drill instructor you have to take a dump. then go sleep on the toilet.
2. Once on a ship go sleep up in the pipes until your enlistment is done.

Depression making you sleepy is an asset in the Navy.

>>735715720
2edgy4me

>>735716896
Also, have a wife who does what she's told.

An out of control spouse can fuck up a military career.

>Another USAF fag here

And OP is a faggot
OP is always a faggot.

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>>735715374
Hope all goes well for you OP

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>>735719164
I can handle getting my shit kicked in by authority figures if I have a legit chance of turning the tables and becoming one.
>Physically fit
>Over 90 on the ASVAB
>Almost dead end jobs most places in my area
>Worked 2 jobs and college at a tech school
>Got my associates
>Want to get the fuck out of this shithole and see the world

How fucked am I?

You military cucks have been so brainwashed it's not even funny.

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Navy Chief here. I'm glad you're gone.

>>735715374

OP here.

Wow what a shit show this is. Just how many milfags/vetfags does /b/ have?

Can't tell if you're all just christian normies or are actually so fucked in the head and naive enough to support a completely FUCKED government and political system.

>>735719482

Doesn't matter how "apt" you are, once you get past third class it all becomes about who you know and how much those people like you.

>>735715374
Your benifits are fucked! Good job tardass

>Average IQ for vet is 86 to 100
>OP Suprised when they defend succ auth dongerydoo for a job
Muh freedom

>>735719623
Hey stupid. It's not about supporting anything. You signed a contact right? Then it's your own dam fault.

>>735718093
explain, why is it sucha huge opportunity?

>>735719623
No, we just have utter contempt for people who fail to live up to their commitments. Huge difference.

>>735715374
Life is all about trying out stuff and if something just isn't your thing, do something else. It's as simple as that. "Honor" is just a social construct, do what you like, hedonism isn't all that bad.

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>>735715844
Lmao

>navy vet
>NAVY, 100 men join, 50 couples come out

Trying to sound like a person that went through combat.

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>>735719700
Good info. I'm shit at social games even though I can pass as a normie. At the very least I know I'll get to see the ocean and get out of this place.

>>735720299
Kek

>>735716896
Bullshit you don't need to do that. You need to stay out of trouble do your job and study your ass off for waps tests. Half of the fuckers that volunteer and do extra shit are fuckups in their regular afsc

>>735719495
Pussy ass navy. Kek everyone knows wars are won with infantry.

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>>735720092

>>735720640
Hahaha kek

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OP is a massive faggot.

>>735718032
I hope you don't try to tell that to one of your social betters. Shit SNHU-tier correspondence schools(that the military LOVES to funnel their personnel through) don't count as "education."

>>735720049
Kek tell that to all the dishonorable discharged fuckers that can't get a decent job. If he signed the contract he should have just stuck it out instead of being a little bitch about it.

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>>735715374

>>735721125
My cousin got his masters while enlisted. When he got out he was able to get a sweet job doing what he was doing while in (crypto), but making 6 figures working in Hawaii.

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"I should become a quitter."

>>735721310
>my cousin

>>735721125
Are you fucking retarded? You can get your degree from a lot of (accredited)universities while still being enlisted.

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Get the fuck off my quarterdeck.

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>>735716030
Good for you anon.
ITT hurr durr can't handle muh daddy complex
"fuck the military organization"
10/10

>>735717578
Every job I've had or interviewed for, or contracted with, or had friends who knew of openings, or whatever the fuck 4 degrees of separation for employment had either a veteran doing the hiring or a veteran doing some facet of the interviewing.

OP You will be fucked in the real world by the 1%. Because we all know the dirty fucking truth, and that is serving is easy as fuck. If you can't hang, you deserve to fuck right out of the civvie job.

Signed, IT asshole who did his 10 years with two trips to the sandbox.

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OP is on this guy's level.

>>735719482
Do your best and volunteer to do stuff when it comes along. Things will pop up, and volunteering will make you more likely to be chosen for the good stuff when it comes.

>>735715374
>getting out for "failure

Stopped reading right there

>>735715844
It's easy to be content with watching the best years of your life sleep through your fingers when you're too fucking stupid to think of anything better to do with them

>>735716026
>daesh

hah, you brainwashed fuck

say it with me: islamic state. islam. Islam killed your brothers, your friends.

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You missed out on a great career with great benefits that people will give you a huge amount of respect for.

Also, tons of pussy. But noooooo...you had to be a fucking quitter.

>>735716641
Kek you don't need to explain yourself further we already got the picture.

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Pussy

>>735722494
The pussy stuff is true. My dad's enlistment wasn't super great (nuclear sub in the 60s, never even knew where he waas) but he still got tons of pussy during his years in (got a medical for a broken back). My cousin was on a cruiser in the Pacific for 12 years and had multiple girls in every port, even took back a half dozen girls to a hotel after using the whole "lost sailor" routine. Got a Japanese wife a year before he got out.

>>735717132
Well I mean he stuck with it. All you would be doing is floating out in the ocean all day. Sooo....

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>>735722494
Anyone who lacks enough brainpower to make this shit a fucking "career" of 20 years truly deserves to be eradicated.

My happiness, freedom, college > pussy.

Any fucking day.

>itt army cucks and navy boy lovers
> hur dur u cant army ur not man reeeeeeee

>>735723100
How would you know? You quit after a year and a half, faggot.

>>735723100
You're a loser and you will never do anything with your life, gg

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Retard thinks he can handle med school but couldn't handle the navy? Hah. What a douche.

>>735715374
I wanted to join the navy but they denied me because i was hearing impaired

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>>735723379

Nigga I've encountered those who make it a career, they are NOT smart, they are VERY pro-"lets blow shit up!" and VERY fucking ignorant to the rest of the world.

Fuck that, and fuck you.

>>735716641
Thos teeth make her adorable. Would fug.

<inb4 some ugly crack head with cracked teeth.
The bad teeth are the hightlight, not the symptom.

>>735715374
Loser

>>735723780

Back story I guess, I knew her before I was on active duty and we messed around a good number of times.

Sad thing, her pussy looks like a chewed sausage patty.

>>735723867
I bet her pussy looks great compared to yours.

>>735723712
Yeah they'll also deny you for having epilepsy. Among other ailments that could endanger you and/or everyone around you.

>>735723774

frankly im not surprised thats the only type you are aware of because thats probably the only type in the military that could stand a whiner like you

good thing you got out, the military is for strong, focused individuals anyway. also, so is college, enjoy failing your senior year because you literally can't handle things you don't like

i got out in boot camp about 2 years ago

>>735718160
And normies who knows he's an utter failure

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>>735723867
I'm not surprised you didn't like her pussy. Pic related.

>>735718625
Same fag

>>735723582
Irony

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>>735723774
>"encountered"
...suuurrree you did anon. I guess all of those full birds, LTC, MAJ, MSG/1SG, and SGM are just dumb as fuck, right? It amuses me when people who have never served try to act like they know what they're talking about. Tell us more oh Wise One.

>>735723712
sorry what did you say?

>>735719161
Riiiiiiiiiight.

>>735724335
Truth.

>>735723983
Now you are a huge fucking pussy. You couldn't even make it through BCT? Fucking pathetic.

>>735719623
Lol which government doesn't have corruption? Sounds like you washed out and now that is what you will tell all of your family members and what little friends you have.

>>735723184
this

OP even said it's not that it's hard, it's that it isn't what he wants to do. All these faggots saying he's a pussy that thinks it's too hard have very poor reading comprehension.

>>735724176
lol retarded christian normies

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What a loser.

>>735715374
Hey dude I have a former navy friend who is a doctor and he said med school was harder. You're fucked

>>735724687
Then he shouldn't have signed the fucking contract.

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All I know is lobster fishing and lobster plants in canada. I can tie knots. Should I join the navy at 23?

>>735723774
Uses nigga as a pronoun then tells us how stupid they are.

>>735724687
If it wasn't that hard then why did they quit?

>>735724879
Whatever helps you sleep.

>>735716030

So much fail.

Op is a faggot lolol

>>735715374

You know that you are not entitled to Post 9/11 GI until you've been in for 36 months, right?

I mean if lying to escape was your plan you should've done your homework on your benefits. At the very least pay attention in boot when they fucking beat you over the head with explanations on them.

It's probably better for the military that you are out, really. Because yeah, after 3rd you can have a pulse and EVENTUALLY make 2nd or 1st depending on your rate, and at that point you're expected to be a leader. You, though, would shaft your sailors and set others up for failure.

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I bet he didn't even qualify a watch station.

>>735719069

They'll teach you in boot, don't sweat.

>>735725241
Because he did not like it

Someone who doesn't like rare steak won't eat rare steak. Does that mean they were too much of a pussy to eat it?

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This is me sitting Chief of the Watch on a 7 billion dollar nuclear submarine. I'll take this over a civilian job any day of the week.

>>735715374
Retired from the Navy after 24 years as a Chief. The Navy is simple. What this tells me is that you were a shitbag slacker who had to be forced to take a shower. I bet your division loved you.

>>735725565
How big is your cock?

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>>735725674
About this big...

>>735725565
and you have sunglasses on a submarine why?

>>735716641
What are you fighting for? You were in the actual Navy for a year. Did you even complete your A school or did you go Deck Division as an E-1? Sounds like all you were fighting for was which broom you picked up during cleaning stations.

>>735725775
Ever not seen the sun for 3 months and then you suddenly surface and see it?

It's pretty fucking bright. That's why.

>>735725085
You should join The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen...fucking hoser.

Well done OP.
Unlike all these other fucking tosspots i think you did the right thing. Go try things by all means, if you dont like it, fucking drop it, why bother carrying on doing something that you dont like? fucking pointless. And all you fucktards saying "well you cant hack it shouldnt have signed a contract" what utter fucking retardness is that? Contracts, rules and all that shit what utter bollocks. How many laws have you lot broken? breaking laws is like breaking a contract. If you do not wish to abide by the laws you can always fuck off to another country where you will OR buy a boat and go live in the ocean away from laws and do whatever you want there after relinquishing you citizenship. Fucking /b/ what have you become...full of faggots and their traps. RIP /b/

>>735716641
The Navy doesn't say "Hooyah". I think you are full of shit.

>>735725725
Holy kek