Why are supposedly straight men obsessed with ass sex? it's

>>735679931

Missionary only.

>>735679931
yes... and that oral stuff ewww you know how many germs are in a mouth?

>>735679931
Dick enters opposite sex = Heterosexual
Dick enters same sex = Homosexual

I'm sorry you find this so hard to understand.

>>735679931
virgin fgt

>>735679931
Because i get off in knowing that she doesn't enjoy it, while I do.

>>735680730
Straight men= love fucking vagoos.
Gay men= love fucking butts.

Im sorry this is so hard for you to understand.

Just because I wanna fuck a hole tighter than her main hole makes me gay? I don't want dick and balls swinging around as well

>>735679931
Good question, I haven't fucked my girlfriend's pussy in months, I've pretty much gone anal only.

>>735680806
>u r clearly a virgin, cuz your sexual needs r satisfied with the pussy, so u dont have to develop fetishes out of frustration

>>735680826
Stop projecting you closet homosexual.

>>735680867
>projecting this hard

>>735681002
yes, u r

If a guy is begging a girl for anal she's probably not satisfying him any other way. You're right it's pretty disgusting, and perverse act. Guy is an idiot to stick with a girl like that if he is resorting to that sort of shit to get off.

>>735679931
Why are supposedly straight men obsessed with masturbation? it's fucking disgusting. you're all closet queers really aren't you? touching dicks and enjoying it like that.

>tight hole
>taboo aspect is horny
>girl just needs to prepare before hand
>hot as fuck

yeah why would anyone do it

>>735679931
>it's fucking disgusting
basically all sex is unhygienic
get over it

>you're all fucking closet queers
gays also kiss
so when i kiss my gf that makes me closet queer too?

>>735679931
Consent turns me off and I like to see girls in pain

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Unlike Jeff sessions.

>>735679931
Can't persuade anyone to let you fuck their pooper, huh? Tough break kid - anal is fucking great.

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>>735680730
not if it's a trap tho

>>735679931
Right? And what's the deal with getting your dick sucked? You know who else likes sucking dicks and getting their dicks sucked? Gay men. People who are into oral are disgusting queers.

>>735681301
Kissing is definitely a little gay tho.

>>735679931
It's new and exciting until you get some and then yeah, bad

>>735681378
Traps are dudes man. They are gay. You are a faggot for wanting to fuck one. Kill yourself.

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Armpits are were its at guys

>>735679931
Vorgin here, to be honest its because porn makes it look like it would be so fun. I also would gladly accept any kind of sex from a girl at this point. Assuming her ass was clean of course.

>>735680826
>Straight men = love fucking people
>Gay men = love fucking people

Wow straight guys are such faggots

>>735679931
It's about establishing dominance.

>>735680811
That's a reason!

>>735679931
Oh you poor soul who doesn't know the joy of a woman offering her asshole to your dick. It's the greatest gift ever.

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>>735679931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9mp6r_RNyE

>>735679931
>Why are supposedly straight men obsessed with ass sex?
I'm not, that's a lot of effort for fuck all with potential side effects.

>>735679931
This guy is right. Vaginal sex is straight, everything else is gay. Guys have hands and mouth too, so that's gay.

Also, don't touch the girl anywhere apart from vagina, otherwise also gay.

Even boobs are gay as men can also have man boobs. Same as touching / squeezing a girls ass, guys also have an ass so this is extra gay.

Probably better not to have sex at all. It's too risky that you are gay.

Glad to clear this up for everyone.

>>735682404
Nah. I think it's far simpler than that.

If something turns us on - we want to put our dicks in it. You seen that Japanese porn where they fuck womens' nipples? Same deal. If it were physically possible to do so, guys would be putting their dicks into girls' nipples.

S'all it is.

>This looks good!
>Imma put my dick in it!

>>735682279
whats her name again? shes hot

>>735679931
OP is obviously too young. Mods. Underage ban!

>>735679931
You realize a vagina is less than an inch from an asshole at any given moment, right?

>>735682573
Perfect post. Well done, anon.

And imagine how gay masturbation is. I mean, you're getting a hand job from a guy.

>>735682573
This. I advise everyone here to avoid sex. In addition, consider having your genitalia surgically removed. Making any contact with your cock and balls is pretty gay, but there's no problem if you have them chopped off. Remember, eunuchs can't be gay.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

>>735681800
This.

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>>735679931
Fuck yeah I love having a powerful gay orgasm while the hot chick I'm assfucking stares at me.

>>735679931
Blowjobs from the south mouth are great...

>>735679931
Lol, it's because we like the thought of you not enjoying it

>>735680826
ma nigga

>>735684900
You know what else is great?
Dubs.

>>735679931
Because it feels good and it's nice to change things up every now and then.
Plus, some women love it.

>>735679931
Gay people also kiss each other.
Does that mean that heterosexual people who kiss are closet queers?
Same could be said for oral sex, holding hands, etc.

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>>735680826
>12 year old understanding of sexuality

>>735685928
>i fuck men in the ass
does that make me queer?

>>735679931
We all eat pussy, right?
If we do, then I guess we are all cock sucker's by proxy, and by OP`'s description, faggot also, so I may as well go balls deep in my girls asshole and pound away either way by this perception of a retard I'm gay.

>>735686030
If you're both dudes, then yes.

>>735679931
We're all fajjots on 4chan.

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Why are supposedly straight men obsessed with oral sex? it's fucking disgusting. you're all fucking closet queers really aren't you? far better things to fuck that a stinky filthy mouth

>>735682889
Amen

>>735680826
>literally butthurt girl detected
>upset her vagina isn't prime currency like she was raised to believe
>and if she wants a free ride through life, she's going to have to take it in the ass

Fair's fair bitch.

>>735679931
Bc when doing a bitch in every possible way, youll find their assholes look a lot better stretched smoothly around your dick than hanging half open and wrinkly and discolored like an unraveling black hole.

It makes a bitch clean her ass out, which they otherwise won't do.

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>ITT people try to claim that asshole sex (Where feces comes from) is just as dirty as vaginal or oral sex.

Child, please. Wanting to fuck women in the ass is the least of the reasons I am secretly gay.

>>735679931
Because pussy is generally loose as fuck. Generally the girl you're fucking has had her pussy destroyed by many guys before you ever put your dick in it. A girls asshole is more taboo, more personal, and generally women don't let guys wreck their assholes. Not to mention it's a tighter hole and when you look down at your cock in her ass you know it's a wonderful sight to behold. I'd take fucking a girl in the ass ANY day over fucking her pussy. Hell, I wish I could find a girl that prefers anal over vaginal. I'd marry that woman!

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>>735686333
Fuck off, Craig.

>>735679931
>obsessed with ass sex
Man I fuck all types of ass, men and women, and I don't obsess over it all the time to the point where I make a post about it. Talking about closeted fags buddy, you wanna go to Pride next year?

>>735679931
id fuck nicely warmed up penaut butter sandwitch, does that make me gourman

>>735679931
by your definition, maybe if i fuck your manboobs and cum in your mouth and then berate you while you swallow, that would make me straight

>>735679931
>wanting to fuck women is gay!

Thanks op, you just reminded me, that I should go fishing really soon. Haven't been in a couple years probably.

>>735680811
when does anal sex become boring?

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>>735679931


>says anal sex with opposite gender is gay

>>735690546
When she stops crying while you do it.

>>735691999

trips of truth.

>>735680833
>a hole tighter than her main hole
virgin detected

>>735692752
Yup, it's only tighter at the opening.

>>735679931

I hate anal, real anal sex smells bad and gets poo all over, very different from porn

>>735679931
But it's sooooo fucking tight bro.

But yeah, getting shit on your dick is gross when it happens.

>>735686739
Hell yes- I think you hit the nail in the ass there. Good form anon.

>>735679931
Keep it up dude, plus I hope you concert everyone else.

More hot female asses for me to fuck while I play with dat pussay.

>>735681486
I've even seen gays holding hands!!! That's what I tell my girlfriend to GTFO me when she tries to hold my hand. I don't want to come across as being gay.
Jezz-christ!!!!

>>735680847
Proof?

back in my day we had a saying
>dont feed the trolls.

I do it so losers can judge me.

>>735694732
You know where you are, right? I once explained how 4chan works to my wife using three words:

>trolls trolling trolls

>>735694606
Good thing I've never seen a guy toss another guy's salad!

>>735694732
that's quite old

>>735679931

I like to fuck my gf in the ass
She is clean and it's hot.
I can't see problem here.

>>735696307
some just find it nasty and not in a good way. I just couldn't imagine it myself either.

>>735679931
Unlike men, it actually feels good to women.

tl:dr gay men are doin it wrong.

Fucked my girl in the ass last night, came in it too. Did it after fucking her pussy, we just like being dirty as fuck