Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>735668400 The rules

hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3

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Still here and

>>735675811
AH yeah she does look warm and inviting
>>735675817
Gee high bar.
>>735675861
I don't know you though and I don't get anything out of it.
>>735675874
It's a permit thing for fast food. It was alright. Entertaining but nothing special.

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Its been too long since Ive had some chicken Twisties.

>>735676029
oh! so that you can... handle food. that makes sense. I don't feel very smart now.

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>>735675872 (rory)
'Course we can.
I expected another winner like you to know better.

Also
The fuck is a chicken twisty

>CAPTCHA: pictures of vehicles
>No pictures of vehicles, only signs
>next
>still only signs
This fucking system man

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>>735676029
yea, basically nobody is pure

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>>735676044
What's a chicken twiste?
>>735676107
I didn't know what it was either tbh
>>735676116
Well I'm only a slut online I guess

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>>735676110
>>735676150
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisties

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>>735676206
SO a cheeto?

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>>735676150
Do food handlers' permits expire at any point?
I got mine like, three years ago.
>And never worked with food
>Whoops

>>735676206
These, my friend, are just Cheetos.

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Claimu

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Claim

>>735676206
I have never heard of this but it sounds tasty!

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>>735676150
same

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>>735676268
No idea tbh

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>>735676266
>>735676268
I guess so. Better name and a better tagline. Though they seem much less uniform in shape than a cheeto.

Also

Food handler course? What in the actual fuck is wrong with America?

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>>735675960

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>>735676363
I didn't know you were a slut too!
>>735676379
I don't know either. It's just proving you aren't a retard like the military test they have. One of the fucking practice answers was magic for a question fucking magic.

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>>735675231 (Kanna who is probably asleep already)
Eh, they often have the mindset of "Lol i'll just go to another dead end job". Then they end up in a dead end job at 50 because no serious employer will take them with their crappy track record.
Oh, if they don't, then I don't really have a good contingency plan yet. I only just decided this this morning after all. I'll be putting together options over a while while gunning for this.
Ya? And ya, even if it's not super close, it'll still be a lot more than this current job.
A little, but life without risks ain't much life at all.
Go into a trade then. Although warning, it requires a lot of work, and dedication. 4-5 year training programs, both in class and on the job. And the work isn't easy, but man does it pay well, and it's often times stuff you can finish and look at with pride.
Yep. There's a few neighbors now that I get along with. But for the most part, I don't really know many of mine.
Alright, sleep well Kanna. Had to do patrol, so this response is quite late.

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>>735676463
idk if im really a slut, im just a horny bastard

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>>735676379
Example of it being I'm not a retard test

Tomo

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>>735676029
Why not?

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>>735676365
RIP
I remember doing the test online during Euro because it was the only thing keeping me from falling asleep.

>Note: apparently it's three years
Guess it doesn't matter now.

>>735676379
I'm actually going to defend this permit, please kill me. It's a shit-tier poorly-designed forty-five minute state test you take online and get a garbage piece of paper to print out saying you can handle food to give to people.

Thinking of it as a practical driving test. A lot of it is easy as shit, but it weeds out the people who really don't know what they're doing, so you know someone with an IQ of over fifteen at least is serving you food.

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>>735676569
kek

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>>735675960
Claimed

>>735676399
a man of taste I see...

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>>735676561
they darn well better be asleep by now!

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R8 my GFs, Waifu

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claiman taiga

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>>735676463
I had a quick look, we have them too, but its some real basic shit. Did they make you pay for it?
>>735676569
I figured it was stuff like that.
>>735676593
I did the same thing in school over 2 years and its a lifetime thing. Didnt pay any extra. Its a Cert 1 level over here, which is 'you're breathing and you dont drool over everything'.

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>>735676565
Nice me too.
>>735676584
Why not what?
>>735676593
lol I'm drinking beer to suffer through this
>>735676615
It's a good laugh at times.

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>>735676695
>I don't know you though

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>>735676561
I feel like this is as close to the thread equivalent of dak'd as we'll ever get.

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>>735676693
For the food handlers yes they did.
>>735676714
Oh my bad. Still not posting anything like that here

>>735676655
;-; I'm not.
Going to bed now though, sorry sorry!

>>735676770
KANNA GO TO SLEEP OR I WILL COME HUG YOU TO SLEEP

>>735676379
Yeah and people in America also say "PLUS tip" which is fucking gay

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>>735676758
oh okay bye

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>>735676693
>Lifetime
I'm sure there's a bigger, fancier piece of paper over here for courses like that.
This is mostly for people getting into entry-level positions, with no investment into a culinary career.

Also I never had to pay for it.
That's interesting, but I think it varies state-to-state.

>>735676695
>Drinking beer to suffer through this
Godspeed, Tomo.

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>>735676758
Its normally just a once over and it gets taken out of your first paycheck over here. Though most cafes dont care about it as long as you remember to wash your hands when needed.

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>>735676692
a cute

>>735676695
i didnt even know food handler permits were a thing

>>735676815
Okay okay I'm sorry but I just aaaa it's nice to lurk and I like reading what everyone's saying and it's okay I'm sorry sleep now bye!! <3 <3

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>>735676849
Sorry to disappoint but I do that a lot so I guess it's ok.
>>735676847
Tips are gay and places should just pay people normal wages tbh
>>735676854
Or tastes horrible though.
>>735676862
Never had a place want me to get this except Kmart.
>>735676884
I did gin out at Kmart some places want it.

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>>735676941
>spotted
It's almost two, Barry.
What's your excuse?

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>>735676264
>>735676223
>>735676268
>>735676941
you all suck ahahah got em

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alright im off to bed, night everyone

-wanders into the thread with a squeak and starts folding towels fresh from the dryer-

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>>735677018
Video games and pain. The usual. Could ask the same of you.

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>>735677079

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>>735676988
Beer is just okay.
Alcohol is just okay in general.

>>735677038
no u
>roasted my guy

>>735677067
Didn't interact with ya, but goodnight anyway.

>>735677086
>video games and pain
Can't argue with that. What game?

I don't have an excuse, myself.
I try to go to sleep at two every night.

>>735677135
Now hold on, it's not bumping the image limit.
I want to see where this is going.

>>735677135
-places each folded towel in the laundry basket lovingly, dreaming of all the things they'll do in the big wide world-

>>735677079
hello hello Sonata <3

>>735677225
-waves to you but startles as he accidentally unfolds a towel.-

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>>735677213
oh :(

Why are you still awake my fam?

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>>735677213
Dragon's Dogma. I'm usually in bed by 3 but the last few nights have been out of my control.

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>>735677213
I like whiskey and gin is aight.

>>735677286
I'll draw you Kira and Killer Queen but cuter if you be my friend.
also did you know cyan references jojo

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>>735677299
Even in numbers, a weakling is a weakling still!

>>735677336
New phone who dis
Yup, Jonathan pose, I'm aware

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>>735677286
Mentioned earlier, I try to be in bed at two.
Not always what happens though.
What time is it where you are?

>>735677299
Never heard of it. Relatively new?
>last few nights have been out of my control
I know how that feels, man.
I hope it gets better.

>>735677302
I drink like once or twice a year, and I'm fond of Kahlúa.
Incidentally I dislike coffee and alcohol usually.

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>>735677409
GOBLINS ARE WEAK TO FIRE AND ICE BOTH

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>>735677459
Coffee too? You just hate the drinks I like? What drinks do you like?

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>>735677459
It is almost 5, woke up earlier
I may have a problem with sleep

>>735677479
They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.

>>735677299
Barry?
As in Aikawa Barry?
Or is that the name of ur husbando

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>>735677522
>You just hate the drinks I like?
It's a conspiracy.
Mostly I drink a lot of different kinds of tea, some bottled, some loose.
I drink soda when I'm out with mates, and I've stopped energy drinks recently.

>>735677539
God I wish I was a morning person.
I know you might not be, but I think it'd be rad to wake up at four or four-thirty.
The only issue is I'd have to hit the hay hella early.
Try melatonin.
Works wonders for me tbh.

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>>735677679
I only drink some tea. The Arizona brand but that's a lot of sugar in it. Morning people are a myth.

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>>735677679
The problem is how early I fall asleep
I just wanted to relax on my bed at 6pm, next thing I know I'm in the middle of the night

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>>735677774
Arizona is good if I'm in a pinch and I can't spare the extra fifty cents for something better.

I wish.
My old man is a morning person.
We almost never got to see each other when I lived with my parents except for from one to two in the morning.

>>735677808
Crashing at six usually results in me waking up around midnight which isn't a good situation to be in.
I feel your pain, friend.
Do you have to do anything particularly strenuous today?

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>>735677871
If I wasn't injured, yes.
But all I have to do is help out the transport guys at the LAV facility.
They're cleaning some LAVs for a ceremony and preparing for a driver course

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>>735677965
how'd you manage to injure yourself?

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>>735677038
Hello little heretic. Who is your waifu going to be today?

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>>735677871
I'm cheap heh. I also love lemonade. Well I won't ever be able to do that. The night is too cozy.

-leaves a basket of fresh Asian Pears on the counter and wanders off to go to sleep in the clean laundry basket-

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>>735676854
Mine cost me $600 and it basically allows me worldwide cooking jobs.
>>735676988
I guess they want to say 'we trained them so their problems are on them'.

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>>735678078
Recovering from a stress fracture that happened while I was on the infantry qualification course.
If I had to guess, it probably was a microfracture that turned into an actual fracture on the foot.

>>735678104
Hello the loli, it's going of be all of them
I forgot Shizu actually lived in the school

>>735678289
Heck off

Does anyone have the Gabriel Dropout OVA?

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>>735678250
I guess. This sucks though.

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Alright, I'm crashing.
Might be back tomorrow.

>>735678116
It's been some time since I've had lemonade. I should buy some at some point. Thanks for reminding me it exists.

>>735678333
Ah, your foot-fuckup.
I thought that might be it, but I was curious if something else had happened between now and then.

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>>735678333
Eh? She doesn't. Akane does sometimes?

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>>735678435
I would've been even more depressed if something else had happened
Night

>>735678443
wait, wat
Who do we find in that abandoned "haunted" room then
It's been almost a year since I last opened Rewrite

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>>735678435
No problem and night.

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>>735678565
Akane.

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>>735678604
I dun goofed up

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>>735678725
You don't even know who my waifu is. :(
I guess that's only fair though, given i can't figure out who your waifu is.
>because it changes all the time

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>>735678289
Look at the feg

Losers!!!!!!!!

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NOTICE ME SYNDRA-SAN!!!!!!!!

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>>735678805
>because it changes all the time
Gee, as if that needed clarification :^l

And look, it's been a year now
Gimme a break already
>And beside you started talking to me because of heresy

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this is how you eat a big mac

nigga

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>>735678953
Of course it doesn't. I just like to remind you you're a heretic.
And i didn't start talking to you because heresy. I started talking to you to pick on you.
Oh how the times have changed...

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>>735679125
Absolutely nothing has changed

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>>735678953
>>735679125
Both of your waifus are shit lol

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>>735679316
>>735679316
>>735679316
>>735679316
>>735679316
>>735679316

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>>735679240
:^)

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>>735679316
ahah yes :ok_hand:

>>735679453
:^(

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>tfw no anons to bully you
>>735679565
Botes have no personality at all.

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>>735679606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ

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>>735679606
Do you bully because you have no bully?
I'd say something but I haven't read/watched Tokyo Ghoul

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>>735679724
Maybe...
Juuzou is perfect except that he is edgy

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>>735679724
Don't watch it. Ever. Read if you must, I've heard the manga is good.

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>>735679819
>he
I approve of this

>>735679926
Just like Berserk them
:^)

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>>735679970
Also he's literally doesn't have a dick.

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>>735680029
I heard he met the hammer
Poor guy, no wonder why he's edgy

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Claiming best girl

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>>735680161
Hi saya I tried gin with sprite. It was ok.

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>>735680091
>I heard he met the hammer
Nailed it.

He wasn't always edgy...
First time he killed someone he cried and got sick for a couple of weeks. Also he was wrongfully accused of torturing small animals by a psycho Ghoul Investigator. Also when he was a kid he got tortured until he couldn't feel pain anymore.

>>735680161
Stop trying to claim Juuzou smh

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>>735680161
Squid monster!

>>735680240
I thought he still was a kid

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>>735680308
He's nineteen.
Biologically (would that be the right term?) he's still a kid because he can't produce enough testosterone to go through puberty which is why he's so feminine.

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Yui claimed

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>>735680224
And without sprite?

>>735680240
But Juuzou is not the best girl. Saya is.

>>735680308
Where?! Squids are fun.

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>>735680544
Saya a eldritch abomination

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>>735680633
That's a part why I love her too! And she a eldritch cute!

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>>735680408
That's a tragic way of being a trap

>>735680544
you are

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>>735680544
Don't know. Didn't have much of it already tried fireball and a lot of rum.

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>>735680818
Well its Tokyo ghoul, what did you expect?
Does that mine tentacle rape Z3?

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>>735680984
Gave her an embarrassing death.
This line of destroyers were built for survivability, yet many of them lived an embarrassing death.
Z3 died from a mine, Z1 was killed by friendly bombers

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>>735681083
>lived
>an embarrassing death
Whut
What happened to Z2?
Also why do you want to fuck an anthropomorphic corpse?

>tfw you will never have a female stand that can be your gf and get you free stuff

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>>735681274
Just a female would be a fine start

>>735681393
No because your Stand can't leave you or cheat on you

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>>735681466
I think free will of the other is nice actually but if you want a stand I guess Dream of it

>>735681517
Also it can protect you in a fight or if you get in a car accident.

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>>735681195
>shh
Z2 was run aground to allow the crew to safely abandon ship after an encounter with British capital ships.
I mean, why wouldn't I

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>>735681556
Well that is a lot of power for one stand

>>735681715
But that's what regular stands do. They protect the user.

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>>735681868
Well yeah but some better than others.

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>>735681572
RIP Z2. Rest in bote heaven
Well one thing, you're fucking a ship and its dead.
Also when do I get bullied?

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>>735681998
Don't get jealous now, I'll fuck whatever I damn please
I only bully people I know well

bumparoo

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Beep

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>>735682301
Why would I be jealous about a lifeless corpse?
Then who will bully me?

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>>735682372
Why wouldn't you be
I don't know, ask Rory

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>>735682464
Dont you drag me into this.

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>>735682464
Rory bullies everyone, you can't make it special that way.

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>>735682536
Rory bully them

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>>735682592
>

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>>735682654
Do you have time for any harrassment? I want some too!

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>>735682464
Because I'm not into necro. Well at least you aren't fucking an anthro postbox.
Rory can't bully. I bully him already
>>735682567
Shut up, slavaboo
>>735682592
Tomoko shut up -_-
>>735682654
You don't have the time to find a waifu that's actually not shit either so no big deal.

>>735682322
course there would be at least one german uniform in it

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>>735682770
Well aren't you friendly

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>>735682536
do this for me, c'mon
I must leave for work soon

>>735682567
I guess that's true

>>735682770
Well shit, no bullying for you today then

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>>735682770
Nuh

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>>735682765
None for you.
>>735682770
You say you bully but all I see is the same old recycled arguments that I see time and time again. You should be great for Kurumi.
>>735682867
No. Im not a hired goon.

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>>735682916
Why?

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>>735682843
Is this your attempt at bullying?
If so, it's pathetic.
>>735682916
Well for one you can pick a waifu that's not from a shitty harem anime. Also nice "she was born at the dawn of time but she look 12" waifu.
I bet the only place you could get any action with Rory is a cemetery.

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>>735682867
He's some kind of bully slut, it just isn't the same.

>>735683015
No, it's just regular ol sarcasm.

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>>735683009
Because.
>>735683015
>harem
>loli
Two old arguments again. I see you are recycling some Dio.

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>>735682916
Well I tried. Gotta go now

>>735683061
rip

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>>735683085
Because why?

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>>735683200
Just because.

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>>735683286
Nice boobers
>>735683293
Lame. At least post intimidating Rory's please

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>>735683347

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>>735683347
I guess I can do that.

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>>735683414
Do you have less boober focused pic?
>>735683510
What was she doing?

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>>735683540
Threatening a god who took over Lelei.

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>>735683085
Dio is easily the most retarded Jojo villain.
His death was anticlimactic as fuck. All this build up to have his head explode from a punch to the leg.
Also the centaur would've raped Rory if she wasn't an important character.
And also you could still only get laid at a cemetery.
I bet Rory would make you her bitch anyway.
>recycled arguments
Just because they're reused doesn't make them not true.
>she's ruthless and sadistic but has a sense of justice and she's a Gothic loli
Hmm.... Your waifu kinda sounds like Kurumi...

I bet Tomoko could bully harder and better than you and he's one of the most friendly anons I know

>>735683347
>intimidating Rory's
>implying a 12 year old can intimidate someone

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>>735683750
Ah. Does Rory get upset easily?
>>735683752
Well yeah. I don't know why but I think Rory looks rather intimidating to me.

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>>735683752
What centaur? Theres no centaur in GATE.
Ive been laid before.
She probably would. Thats part of the appeal to be honest.
It just means you have no inagination.
Shes not really sadistic. She hates her job.
And her sense of justice is more 'have you lived a good life'.

Keep trying for a new angle.
>>735683955
Depending on the situation.

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>>735683540
well she has nice tits, its not like theyre hidden in any pics

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>>735683752
>tfw no chocolate