Poorly describe a vidya, other Anons guess it: >you either

idk, something warhammer 40k related?

>bush did system shock 2

>>735670051
Hatred?
>Taken but reversed

Undertale?

>>735670281
Nope

>>735670253
Getting closer.

>>735670372
Nah, but would fit too.

>>735670706
How is it closer?

>thomas

>>735671163
Skyrim

>>735670253
Bioshock

>fuck bitches
>kill nazis
>WHO'S THE UBERMENSCH NOW!?

>SHAWN!!

>>735671230
Yep

>>735671119
Same "setting"

>>735671359
Heavy Rain

>>735671293
Wolfenstein the new order

>>735671359
Fallout 4

>>735671456
No. That is wrong you fucking poofter.

>>735671481
No

You basically play a manlet and your goal is to kill taller people

>>735671450
Yup

>>735671631
Attack on Titan: Wings of Freedom?

>>735670051
Stellaris

>Violent Skittle midgets do menial labor

>Hide your kids, grab your wife, better get outta site.
>Who do you voodoo, bitch?

>>735671791
Correct. Nothing like committing shoah on an interstellar scale.

>>735670051
>fuck over pajeet, niggers, and indians
>vive la france

>>735671842
I would've said Dead Island I. But this sounds like Heavy Rain

>>735671778
nope

>>735672037
Hah!
Fuckin got it

>high schoolers shoot themselves to gain supernatural powers

>>735671293
HINT:
>best fucking game ever made.

>>735671778
I guess i meant, your a manlet and your goal is to kill all regular people, but all the regular people are taller than you.

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>>735672234
Here's an OC Jabroni. Use the for autismposting

>>735672399
Wolfenstein 3D?

>>735672398
Life is Strange?

>>735672399
Ooo! Ghostbusters VR!!

>>735670051

Robotic zombies but no guns

you kill a bunch of tweakers while becoming one yourself in the process

>>735672423
>>735672461
Nope.

Fucking poofters. Poofters everywhere.

>>735672457
Nope, but I can see why you'd think that.

>>735671293
saboteur

>>735672399
Verdun
>Canadian Troops fuck female dogs
>Everyone construdes Central Powers as Nazis
>A FUCKING BRITISH ENSIGN btfo's the concept of being cucked

horrible man kills turtles and other fauna while eating shrooms

The purge

>>735672565
Yes. This is the right answer.

>>735672020
Ass creed unity

>>735672494
Papers Please

It is an Age. Empires are built.

>>735672634

Easy. Mario

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>>735670051
Earthbound

4 crystals, plot twist, there's actually 8 in total and your an alien, also magic I guess?
SPACE WHALE

>>735672457
I'll give you another hint:
>waifus are a main part of the game

>>735672677
It obviously ain't Age of Empires.
So it's gotta be Tycoon simulator. Since it's set in the internet age

Sabotuer was a fucking great game

>>735672677
Civilization, any of them

Gay(?) boy in island wakes huge mammal up with music only to find out everything was a dream..

...or was it?

>>735672671
nope, think more guns and little girls

>>735672730
Final fantasy 5?

>>735672752
Ember Ghost Squad

>>735672670
nopino

>>735672398
Persona

>>735672863
Kek. I'll give one more hint:
>it's an RPG

>>735672730
Final Fantasy 4?

>>735672857
Oh yeah, Borderlands.
Only played it once, and that was at a friend's before going to Griffith

>>735672858
4* my bad

>>735672858
Close
>>735672926
yes

>>735672921
Persona 3, specifically.

Goku travels in time and fights along a Shakespearian frog

>>735672950
You're not me don't try to correct me like I'm correcting myself

>>735672936
very close actually, I had to think about that one, but it's not it. Take another dive at it though.

You run away from the bad guys through a maze in the dark.

If you find the right item, you can kill the bad guys. However, once you wield it, it only lasts for a little while.

>>735673107
pac-man

>>735673107

Not doom, is it?

>>735673033
pfft easy
Chrono Trigger
at least try
Final Fantasy but time travel or something

>>735673107
Amnesia.

You climb up and down a mountain, collecting items.

If you fall off the mountain, you speak in tongues before you die.

>>735673141
Someone who respects the classics. :D

>>735673156
It was actually Dragon Ball Z: The Shakespearian frog saga The Game

>>735673171

Skyrim

1000 years in the making
several generations
tons of weapons
medieval setting even during present day for some reason

>>735672968
Gay

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>>735673033
Chrono Trigger.

Your job interview ends in surgery and you discover you're the only sane person at work. The other workers want you dead and they're willing to keep coming back to ensure it.

>>735673094
I don't know, Undertale or some shit?
Look I don't own alot of vidya. What I do got though has a fuck ton of hours

>>735673243
No. The map is rather smaller than in Skyrim.

>>735673284
COD Zombies

>>735673202
When I was in late elementary school, I actually wrote a story on first person view of pac-man. it was pretty shitty, but it always reminded me of the one greentext that made the game into a horror game

>>735672494

Bioshock.

Fuckin easy

>>735673345
it was Bioshock

I need your genes to find an apple

run around a dungeon with guns

>>735673461

Any of the assasins creed games.

>>735673427
yup
>>735673461
Assassins creed

>>735673480
Enter the Gungeon

>>735673427
Oh that was the game I had on the tip of my tongue.
I made myself wipe any thought of it after the cluster fuck known as Infinite

You hide behind various pieces of cover and shoot bad guys. The bad guys start off far away but keep on advancing. They shoot away your cover as they advance.

Sometimes you can shoot a boss in the far distance for extra credit. He's hard to hit, though.

>YOU SUCK MY COCK
>HUH

>>735673572
Space Invaders

The best looking game with the least amount of content

>>735673572
at first I was thinking gears, but Space invaders

>>735673503
yes

>>735673621
Somebody in here has spent quality time with a shitload of quarters and/or MAME. :D

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>>735673582

>>735673688

Grab the auto?

>>735673688
yep

checked

>>735673650
no mans sky?

>we'll bang 'kay?
Autistic lady in space

>>735673723
no, but that does fit the description (sorta)

>>735673484
>>735673486
Yup yup

Mail delivery simulator where you lose packages and file out paperwork

>>735673171
Banjo Kazooie

>>735673656
I love Gungeon. I've got the TV, but I've only seen one caped bullet, and I fuckin' killed him. I've killed the past of all the other characters though

>>735673757
Mass effect andromeda

>>735670051
Alright heres one
>senile grubby little autist
>running through an old mans house
>avoid admiral ackbar and pewdiepie refferences

>>735673774
Nope, sorry.

>>735673770
Paper boy 64?
>>735673784
never played mass effect, I was just going for the series as a whole, but nice

>>735673760
MGSV

You kill viruses with the pills the doctor gives you

>>735673816
Nah champ

Air is harder to find than ammo.

>>735673069
No, honestly, I thought that post was mine. It was almost exactly like mine with the question mark and I thought I made a mistake. Mb dude

>Autism - the game

>>735673858
Undertale

>>735673818
no
>>735673816
the only one with the autistic looking faces is andromeda

A space odyssey

>>735673809

Hello Neighbor?

>>735673838
Doctor Mario?

>>735670051
>you shoot people with guns while standing on a circle.

>you go on a grand adventure to a galaxy not so far away, and you shoot things with a gun... and sometimes your hand

>You play as an animal abuser who wants nothing more than to become a professional animal abuser.

>>735673838

Dr mario

>>735673809
Hello Neighbor

>>735673838
First choice: Dr. Mario
Second choice: Microsurgeon

>>735673905

3 is Pokemans

From E3 this year

>Destiny 2.0, but not Destiny 2

Englishman goes to Russia, meets some IT whore, then ends up in Cuba with her

>>735673905
2 is Dead Space?

>>735673885
>>735673909
>>735673930
Dr. Mario is correct

>>735673905
3 is pokemon

>>735673937
Anthem or whatever it's called

>>735673905
Destiny

>>735673284
Sounds like We Happy Few

> Still in alpha
> Nobody in the game
> Never will be finished

"pls buy more DLC, here's another collaboration"
>desync

>>735673989
winner

>>735673905
>You play as an animal abuser who wants nothing more than to become a professional animal abuser.

Michael Vick Simulator?

>>735673995
DayZ

>>735673961

Dead Space takes place in a galaxy much further from Earth. Doesn't fit OP's description.

There is a Hill. The Hill is Silent.

>>735674043
winrar

A bunch of friends blow each other up around the globe, while no one actually does their job.

>>735674024
To be honest I want to see more details, seems promising

There is a Resident. The Resident is Evil.

>>735674065
roblox?

>>735674093
mario?

>>735674093
Sims

>>735674085
yeah it looks neat but it couldn't have come at a worse time, its either going to flop because of destiny 2 or pound destiny 2 into the ground. And destiny already has a head start

>run around
>kill shit
>run around
>kill shit
>run around
>kill shit
>run around
>kill shit

>>735674065

Easiest here.

Cod World at War

You are a football manager in this football managing simulator.

you are the god of destruction, your favored enemy, pots grass and sometimes rocks

>>735674093
Hungry Hungry Hippos

This weasel won't stop yelling in my ear while he's sitting on my shoulder

>>735674156
Doom

or any FPS really

>Air is harder to find than ammo

> How do you turn this on
> Furious the monkey boy
> Pepperoni pizza
> Photon man
> BIGDADDY

>>735674231
Age of Empires

>>735674231 see
>>735672677

>>735674228
Oxygen not included

Gandhi is an asshole the game

>>735674282
civ

too easy

>>735674280
No

>>735673171
Nobody has got this one yet.

Some Super Brothers Smash it out

>>735673171
ice climbers

>>735674307
Crash bandicoot

>>735673878
Nope
Its older. And a bit less autistic at the core

Your goal is to fuck your best friends dad

>>735674307
I feel ya
no one's even attempted >>735673263

>>735674386
Dan pls, get out

>>735674326
Playstation All-Stars

>>735674379
Amnesia?

>>735674228
Metro: 2033

GTA clone, except you hold X to win

>>735674371
Nope.

Back Dore Sluts 6, right is that it

>>735672020
bump

>>735674424
Yes. Let's hope Exodus doesn'tlose what made Metro great

>>735674421
Winrar

>>735674222
Yep, pretty much

Space and genocide really fucks you over where you became what you killed.

>>735670281

mario

We talking about..... Practice?!

>>735674533
Mass Effect

Autistic looking robot steals Statue of Liberty. Mutants travel in time against their will.

Cold War RTS, but the most recent game in the series fucked up their most anticipated feature

>>735674604
nope

sim city but good

>>735674431
hint: its a ubisoft game

>>735674674
Sim City: The good edition

>>735674674
Cities Skylines

>>735670051
>make everyone your friend
>every friend betrays you
>base your economy on export of papaya
>win
>your bitch fucks everything up so you have more shit to do in DLC

>>735674359
Nope.

> Fly around a city in a helicopter
> Cant carry water buckets for shit
> Landing is impossible
> You will never own a Dolphin

OCD paradise with Russian orchestra music

>>735671631
overwatch

>>735670051
>hungry
>could use a spot of food
>bad case of phasmophobia

>swim in the ocean
>eat fish
>talk to crystals
>battle aliens

Fighting game wth fighters from the streets

>>735673992
It was The Surge. Dude in a wheelchair goes for a job, ends up having an exoskeleton bolted to him without anaesthesia, wakes up to find the other workers gone mad... basically Dark Souls with Exo's.

Fighting game where fighters engage in mortal combats

>>735674931
Street fighter

> "Cheese squigglies please"

Fighting game where the fighters have the instinct to kill

>>735674931
Saints Row

>>735674977
Killer instinct

>>735673856
Metro?

>>735674923
Ecco the "WTF IS THAT??!" Dolphin.

Dog orders other animals to kill space monkey

>Eating balls

>cat
>shiny ball
>god is real wow
>corruption

>>735670051
>not a fan of anatidae
>don't like being laughed at
>use device for discharging light in the required direction
>bill-first dive
>who's laughing now?

>sneaks
>climb stuff
>eye power finds stuff
>climb

>>735673171
Hint: 8-bit.

>>735675147
Duck Hunt.

>>735675090
pacman

>>735675153
I really want to say Dishonored, what with dark vision and all that. You do indeed climb and sneak around, and dark vision helps you locate "stuff"

>>735675154
Ice climbers

>>735675228
same genre but no
>flowers recharge eye

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>>735675189
waow!

>>735675043
winrar

>monkey defenses

>>735675238
Nope.

That's the second time that's been guessed, though, so I'll give another hint: Not Nintendo.

>>735675299
Completely fucking lost, but it sounds like a decent game.

>>735672842
Id say links awakening, but i think youre an idiot>>735672842

cockney people with green skin, skeleton robots, demons and various other weirdos are all trying to take over a planet

>gory af, released in 2002

>>735675412
vidya game is Thief

>>735675384
that balloon game?

Ninja's dad is killed. Ninja has to find archeologist

>killing things for thot then gettin cucked

>>735673757
Turok

>>735675446
Bloon yes

>>735675438
...I'm a fucking moron...

>>735675454
Life?

>>735675414
no u
and yes, it's links awakening

>>735675454
Any of the Mario games

>>735675485
Worry not, anon. The name was hidden in front of you.

>>735675498
its a vidyagaem bruh

>>735675524
nope

>>735673572
Time crisis 2

>>735675566
Can you give another hint then? Mario fits perfectly in those bounds.

>>735675645
Already been guessed correctly; was Space Invaders.

There is a Man. The Man is Mega.

You travel the world interrogating people to find a thief.

>>735674871
Tetris!

>>735675708
Aw gee, this one's a doozy. Is it the Man of Mega? Perhaps Mega-est Man?

>>735675668
>Killing cool looking things for thot then getting cucked

>WOAH

>>735675437
postal?

>>735674216
Jax and Daxter

>>735675733
yes indeed

>>735673171
The hints so far: 8-bit. Not Nintendo.

Another hint: Isometric.

You just click a cookie, but it's way darker than it seems

>>735675865
qbert!

A giant sword falls from the sky into a castle. Evil minions take over the world. You collect stars

>>735673955
I guess freaking GoldenEye is not popular among you faggots

>>735672677
Hint: WOLOLOLOLO

>>735675894
Aw shit, son! 50 minutes and three hints but you got it!

>angsty teen
>crazy bitch wants you to give birth to deity
>monsters

>>735676024
@!#?@!

>>735672413
is it that game where you're just going on an edgy killing spree

>game's good
>release sequel
>sequel sucks
>revive and support prior version
>prior version remains pretty cool

You play soccer, but the soccer is pro evolved

You jam in the NBA

>>735672020
some kind of civ?

>cucked
>Shit is fucked up
>Nothing like the originals in it's series

Japan. You take pictures of ghosts with your ghost camera but you aint scared cause you're a modern feminist who dont need no man.

>>735675752
Mario

>>735676485
nah

>>735670051
edgy grandpas

>friends and enemies fight alongside each other to kill their friends and enemies
>half the women are waifus, the other half are sjw bait

>>735675879
cookie clicker

>>735676414
saints row???

>you are a monster
>who the fuck did this to me
>kill lots of people to find the fucker
>the cunt jumps out of the window
>7 missions later the whole city is fucked

>>735673858
>>735673869
Original joke

With a press of a button, see everything from a different prospective than ever before. Also, stop the world from ending.

>>735673995
No Mans Buy

A game about those dreams of flying you had when you were a kid.

>in "development" for over 5 years
>for fags
>rule34 pedophilia

>>735674386
Fuck Mr. Hatcher

>>735675937
Super Mario-o-o RPG!
It is the only one just for me!

>>735670051
Bump

>be king
>have nothing
>pay beggars to kill niggers
>pay even more beggars to kill nigger wombs
>get on a boat to do the same thing over again but with harder niggers

>>735670051
undertale

>>735676787
overwatch

>>735677588
Bumping again

>>735674189
Shadow of mordor

>>735674759
watch_dogs (1 or 2)

>>735674931
Mortal Kombat or Tekken

>>735674953
street fighter

>>735673263
for honor?

>>735676307
postal 2

>>735676745
overwatch

>>735677005
prototype

>wake up
>guy throws a corpse at tou
>fight a demon
>go home

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greek man
kill gods and shit
jerma is voice actor

>>735678674
you got it

>>735677752
Mario from Bowsers perspective

>dinosaurs
>Chinese hackers

>>735678687
Yee

>>735670051
>you solve puzzles, with no interaction besides the woman giving you said puzzles
>woman tries to kill you, you kill her in self defense
>you fall asleep for a while
>you wake up, only to have to do more puzzles
>theres a friendly guy who tries to help you but cant really do much do to lacking mental health
>the woman who tried to kill you is back, and still wants to kill you for some reason
>you and the mentally challenged guy stop sociopathic woman
>mentally challenged guy tries to kill both of you now for some reason
>"why do i not have crippling trust issues"
>you and sociopathic woman have to kill the mentally challenged guy

>>735678960
ark ?

>>735679014
portal 2

>>735679014
portal 1 and 2 ?

>>735679018
Correct

>>735678889
Kek'd but no

>>735679036
Yep. That was quick! I almost thought this thread was dead

>>735679053
Ya

My turn
Go to work get your paycheck
Get some milk
Get some cash

>>735679113
Gay pornstar simulator

>>735679156
no

>>735679113
postal 2?

>>735679285
yass

>framed for murder
>prove your innocence by murdering people

>>735675109

i dont know but i want to know

>>735675109
Neko atsume

>>735673905
2 is mass effect, I wanna say andromeda?

>>735675730

carmen sandiego

>>735674631
red alert