Everyone post their- Age Sex Job Salary Sex life I will go-

Eh, fine.
Male
Fedex van loader
$15.60 /h
get laid every 1-2 weeks

>>735669471
All the best for your future endeavours

>Age
45

>Sex
Alpha male

>Job
Serial entrepreneur in Silicon Valley.

>Salary
To some it is not a "real job" since I'm never on salary. However I make more than most on a salary. Typically, around $200K to $300K a year not counting stock options. Clear a million ever few years or so on company acquisitions or stock offerings.

>Sex life
Currently inconsistent. Not shortage of gold diggers willing to suck me off for free place to stay. I enjoy chasing after the mid-west, corn fed girls. Get them the fuck out of their small town, they will fuck like a minx as soon as you get them across state lines. Sure there are children I fathered that I don't know about. Looking forward to the "Are you my daddy?" visits in a few years.

>>735669235
mind your own fucking business

>>735669235
23
Environmental Coordinator
21.50 /hr
once or twice a week

>>735669849
OP here.
Do you have a degree in IT or CS ? Just asking.

>>735669235

holy fuck thats my friends family

22
Retail worker
Like $27ish an hour atm.
Pretty bad. just moved and still getting to know people in the new area. Where i used to be like 3-4 times a week

Age - 43
Sex - M
Job - Digital Marketing Manager for a creative agency
Salary - $30 hr.
Sex life - recently single, so not very often

>>735669235

Age - 25
Sex - male
Job - 3/4 through my comp sci PhD, also do a fuck ton of teaching
Salary - approx $40k
Sex life - married, sex is dull, jacking it is quicker and less messy.

29
Male
Correctional officer
40,000 a year
Shitty cuz wife is a cunt bitch.

>>735669235
17
Female
Volunteer
Whatever is given to me
:^(

>>735670344
enjoy your ban

>sous chef
>Wendy's

u wot m8?

>>735675317
>having a wife in 2k17

sex: male
age:29
job: in home care for tards ( tard guard/ wrangler)
pay: $8.75/hr- not worth it
sex life: about twice a month or when my fiance is in the mood

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21
Male
Rubber machine operator
1750zl/month +tax (around $600)
None

I don't even want to go to work today. Thinking about killing myself

>>735669235
20
Male
Entrepreneur/Finances student
3,5.000.000€/year
Currently in a relationship

>>735677697
3500000€* (im so dumb today) uh

28
M
IT Technical Ops Engineer
27$/hr with lots of OT (2nd Shift)
Sometimes 15 times a week, sometimes none. The lady and I are on different shifts so it just depends. Lots of masturbatin' for me even on good weeks

>>735677697
rich anon gimme money

32
Male
Natural Gas Utility
70k a year
Divorced no sex in a year

>>735676518
youre fucking retarded

M>>735677697
If you wonder why i earn 3,5million a year only being 19y old (my birthday is this sunday).
I was given 1mill to start investing (rich family), so i started at 17, independence at 18, created a business, sucess, bought houses cus rents, and idk, its easy to make money when you have it.

>>735678085
why are you on 4chan then

21
male
convenient store seller
10$/hour
kissless virgin

also studying math so i can enroll to uni

>>735669235
>Age
>Sex
Male
>Job
Unemployed due to business shutting down
>Salary
Currently between jobs
>Sex life
Steady, about twice a week right now. Peaked about two years ago at about 4 times a week

>>735674616
lol i did a 2 year apprenticeship after failing highschool and make almost quadriple your salary, thats kinda sad

>>735678126
I have lots free time since i dont need to go work everyday and i live of rentals.

>>735677383
cesc from germany

>>735669849
weed, is it, or brown?

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>>735669235
27
Male
Security/Employee relations
>the place I work at doesn't need security
>they need a secretary/front desk person that can watch cameras and remotely open entrance gates
>maybe occasionally file incident reports and deal with the alarms
>but they have me
>stuck with the tasks of both

$14.25/hr; staff usually only last a year-ish here, so when we're short I make a lot of OT.
Been here a little over 2 years.
>fuck this place

I buy and sell guns, knives, electronics, cars, bikes, (basically anything to do with my interests) on the side, so the pay isn't really that bad considering...

1-2 times a day with the gf, but I only see her maybe 3 days out of the week due to our work and school schedules...

>>735669235

24
Male
Court transcriptionist
55k
Not for like 10 years

>>735678064
probably still doing better than you

>>735677383
But getting laid in poland is so easy...

girls flock to me when I'm there. You do look pathetic, tho

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>>735669235
Age: 29
Sex: M
Job: professional shitposter
Salary: over 9000 keks
Sex life: Sex? Life?

>>735677964
>Divorced no sex in a year
Same shit...

>>735669235
>Age
of Man

>Sex
Yes please

>Job
chewing gum and kicking ass

>salary
nah, I hate that veggie shit

>sex life
yes, sex is life

>>735669235
>sex
Male
>age
29
>job
Unemployed due to non-work related injuries
>salary
None
>sex life
Prettygood.png i'm married to a hot 21yo submissive girl who swings both ways and tries to please me any ways she can even if she is a bit shy. Been training her to suit my need since she was 18.

21
Male
No real job but I get gigs teaching and playing drums.
Like nothing. <$4000 a year. Parents paying for college and everything necessary to survive.
Gf, once a week

female
14
None
None
Virgin

>>735676518
How come?

Male
Autoglass Technician
$19.00/h
Once per month, occasionally twice.

15
Female
Blow
Lol
With the band

>>735680095
>>735680229
Tits required

>>735677697
gibe de rich pusi

>>735677383
>1750zl/month +tax (around $600)
what ? How?

I get 12k pre taxes working in IT, managing crm and data bases for swiss company with office in Gdynia.
Senior in same branch makes around 18k

My boss makes over 35k, and he's a moron that does shit all.

Do some IT courses, and find a job where they will teach you the rest, you can get 8-10k entry level in some companies. Money is lying on the streets anon.

Ogarnij sie Roman!

>>735669235
22
Male
Electrical Technician
$14/h (Will boost to $18 after probationary period)
Almost nonexistent (3 years single)

>>735678085
Sigh. You lucky bastard. Good for you

>>735677383
I would too if I looked like beaker

>>735678085
>small loan of a million dollars

28
Male
Engineer
55k a year
Sex life is great. Poly relationship so have a wife and boyfriend. Get laid whenever I want with either.

30
M
Wizard
None
Kissless virgin

Male
25
Entrepreneur - Software Developer
~ €60,000
Every day, girlfriend.

>>735680512
is that lia?

>>735676754
I almost forgot it was summer

>>735676518
>>735680095
>>735680229
>Female
TITS?

>>735669235
you're 10 yo? enjoy the ban

>>735680520
>engineer
>55k a year
What? Explain yourself.

>>735669235
24
Kinda ilitrate
Noone hires me. Been stydying prigraming and drawing For the last year.
Kissless virgin. I always manage to fuck a relation up.

Noon can compare

>>735669235

Age:26

Sex: Male

Job: webshop manager

Salary: unstable income...

Sex life: hot wife

>>735669235
Everyone post their-
>Age
29
>Sex
Male
>Job
Geneticist / Scientist
>Salary
$68,000 pa
>Sex life
2-3 times a week with gf

Get in my level faggots

>>735680602
How so? I'm an electromechanical engineer.

>Male
>20
>Waiter during autumn and summer, Ski-lift operator during winter and early spring
>€2K during the waiter period, 3.5k during Ski season
>One night stands, also a 7/10 Fw/B

18
mtf
retail
5,50eu/hr
dildos

>>735669235
male
games Q&A tester
£10 ph
girlfriend of 6 years is regular

>>735672598
>Retail worker
>Like $27ish an hour atm.

Sure..sure...

25
Mail
Stand Up Comedian
$150 - $300 a show plus drinks, sometimes board, sometimes food.
Every now and again.

18
Freelance Concept Artist / Digital Painting Teacher
Freelance is inconsistent / Teaching is 25/h
Virgin but it's not too hard for me to get nudes from girls so idk what's goin on, I guess it's cause I really love a girl I can't have

>>735680784
And you're only getting 55k a year? That doesn't sound right anon, I'm a forklift driver in a shitty warehouse and get paid the same as you, my brother's an electrician and gets about 70-80k a year.

Just fine

22
Male
English teacher
Around $20/h
Long term grillfiend

25
Male
Duel trade election/ Plc programmer
32/h usd
Girlfriend pregnant so pretty rarely
Should probably marry her to keep parents happy

>>735669235
16
Female
Porn star
$1.5k/movie

>>735669849
>Serial entrepreneur
>Stock options
Pick one

>>735682032
Sure thing my dude

>>735680121
I'm not calling people retarded on the Internet for one ;)

ITT
Anons posting why they wish their life was instead of what their life actually is.
>Wasting life on /b/
>Wasting life
>Wasting
>Wast

19
Chemical engineer student
Have had with 4 different girls, last was in november :( @ripme

>>735669849 I like honey bunches of oats. Do you have something like that?

>>735682210
Neither was I

>>735680714
>Get in my level
>Scientist
>Grammar

>Real Job
unemployed
>Real sexlife
No girlfriend

>>735680520
Damn nigger. You gay as fuck.

>>735669235

27
Male
Car Salesman.
Salary fluctuates because it's largely commission based.
Sex life not too bad, roughly 3-4 nights a week.

>>735669235
19
Burger Flippin' at McDonalds
$5.50/h
Still a virgin

Someone shoot me

>>735682483
>$5.50 an hour
Bruh an hour of your work can't even buy me the box of bullets to put one in you

Age - 18
Job - Zaxby's cook, heading to Uni soon
Salary - $8.00/h
Sex Life - Sex is pointless when you can just masturbate. Still want to father children at some point tho.

>>735683080
>Sex is pointless when you can just masturbate.
you clearly never had sex then, if you did and think this, I'm really sad for your experience

24
Female
Navigator in the military
60,000 before tax
Single/Virgin

>>735680580
>not understanding tits or gtfo

27
M
Firefighter/EMT
$47k
Well, I'm in a throuple with two women so...let's just say part of my motivation for hitting the gym is so I can keep up with those two. Shit is cray.

>>735669235
Male
NEET
not sure, enough
none

19
Male
Security Manager, rn I'm at an Hotel
Around 10€/hr
Four times per week, got an active relationship

28
Male
Slot Ambassador at a casino
60k
Hand

>>735679583
state your nationality and elaborate how exactly do you get laid here.
I'm not really social, so protips appreciated

25
Male
Powerline worker/Crane operator
$160'000 au a year
Great! 19yo Girlfriend craves it

>>735669235
32
male
unemployed
$ 0/h
No sex life; literally been celibate for 8 years

>>735680349
You say so? I work in family business, thus never had a real chance to work outside of it.

Have 10 years experience in PHP, MySQL, good linux administration knowledge, 1 year python, ~2 years c/c++ embedded systems development, some network application coding skills and generally pretty good at networking (routers, firewalls and shit)

you think i could get a job in some corp?

also 29yo

/different anon

>>735669235
26
Statisics
41,000 a year
haven't had sex in 5 years
never had a girlfriend

>>735669235

None of you business you nosey cunt. Mind your own business before I smash you one.

25
Male
Custodian
Shit
One or two times a week, with some weekends where we fuck a few times a day for 3 days. Actually just left my partner's place after fucking them. Busted a great nut

>>735685264

I haven't had sex in over 15 years, had a lot of sex before those 15 years.

i can do 5 years standing on my head.

>>735685401
Suck a basset hound's ass.

>>735669849
microdick

>>735685226
>you think i could get a job in some corp?
Yea, just spread your CV averywhere, look for foreign corps, dont bullshit, just state that you will need training before reaching effectiveness.

Young uns in poland have pathetic work ethic, so you being 29 works for you actually (32 myself).

At worst they will tell you to take this or that course and call them back. Some of those can be expensive through.

Show that you are willing to learn and work hard and you might find something.

There is a boom in IT, and they simply need people. Catch now, learn and you're already set. Be effective and even when boom ends you will have a good set of skills in hand.

>>735685479
I don't care about sex much. I wish i could get a girlfriend

15
my parents are dead
help
y

>>735681199
amerifag

retail worker/store clerk here as well, i make around 17$ / hour. On weekends i make the double, 34$ /hour.
Colleagues who worked there for several years make around 25$ an hour.

>>735685718
Nothing left to do but become Batman.

>>735669235
>Age
25
>Sex
Male
>Job
Overnight Valet driver/bellman
>Salary
12.50/hr plus tips (usually average about $100 a week at least)
>Sex life
Just broke up with gf like a month ago, since then I fucked some normie square from Tinder once and ghosted her cause she was too fat for me. I imagine it'll be a few months at least until I get any action again since I always manage to either reek of desperation or somehow ignore every opportunity that presents itself to me.

Why am I so shit with women? Kill me plz

>>735680520
cuck

what are the mods doing?

Age
>64
Sex
>male
Job
>accountant
Salary
>$130K
Sex life
>2-3 times a week with fuckbuddies