I've had an epiphany and have come to a conclusion. I am

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>>735658885
>made for
Predestination is for spineless cunts

>>735658885
What a grandiose idea. You'd almost think it was a delusion.

>>735658885
how come?
what will you battle against?

Join the army, faggot

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>>735658885
seek help.

>>735658885
your 12ness is showing through the internet

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>>735659961
I wish, back then I was naïve enough to think otherwise. I though I was something else.
>>735659536
Therein lies a problem. I am to fight at the behest of my wielded, but there are no wars to fight currently. I am considering destroying this weapon for good.

>>735658885

You aren't a weapon, you are a tool and weak.

>I am not normal, I'm someone else,I am something else, I am a weapon and that is my sole purpose. It is the only thing I am good and efficient at. It's what I was made and trained for.

gtfo of here, you've probably walked into the back yard of your parents house with a cheap sword and swung it a few times pretending to "train"

>I do not fit in anywhere else on any spectrum nor do I care. I am incompatible with social systems and ineligible to reproduce. It's not what I'm made for.

ok snowflake, everyone is awkward and has to adapt to different social situations.

>I understand what it sounds like, but this is not a post meant to be an edge Lord.

This is pretty edgelord

>Those kids are human, they just lack the support to improve and adapt.

you are the biggest pretentious piece of shit on this website right now, and even if "you were a weapon" it's a wielder that has the strength to use it, not the weapon, the weapon alone would just sit there probably being more useful than you are since it won't bitch about it's existence.

>>735658885
>this is not a post meant to be an edge Lord.
and yet is the epitome of
>>735660498
are you quoting a D&D novel?

>>735658885
Ah, Halfbane, you have finally awoken to your true purpose in life.

I am The Voice. You will hear my words only tonight and twice more.

The next time I speak to you, it will be on a day with thunder but no rain. When you hear the third peal from the sky, you shall walk along the nearest road until you meet a stranger who wears a familiar face. Do not speak to him, but follow him until he speaks a name. The target for whom you were made shall also have this name.

You will know the third time I speak to you when it happens. It will be less than a year from today. Stay strong until then. Hone your skills and remain hidden, so that the Bone Men do not become aware of your purpose before you can strike.

Long have I watched and waited for you to realize your true purpose.

>>735658885
This is the most retarded thing I have ever read. An hero.

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i feel u.
i feel that way too.

>>735661081
KOS-MOS wasn't made to be a weapon, anon.

KOS-MOS was made for lewds.

>>735660756
No.
>>735660738
Stop projecting. I've gotten marksmen in arms.

also this :
>>735660738
don't let all this thing break up your life. you have the right to have fun too

>>735661081

>>735661145
anon,

those popular stories carry messages. have u played xenogears? ff7?

>>735661272

projecting? no calling it as I see it. either you're a troll or have full blown autism at this point, either way I don't care, I've said my piece. And if you truly believe your tales of grandeur here is a nice reminder for you... You are stuck here with the rest of us, and will never be anything with your current outlook.

>>735661621
he should get a job in customer service to learn how to deal with "humans" lol

>>735658885
i buy it OP.
so, let's measure your success.
who have you killed? how many?

>>735658885
>I do not fit in anywhere else on any spectrum
You fit in pretty well on the autism spectrum you fucking retard.

>>735661494
I played xg1 and loved it. I played 2 and loved the combat but cringed at how much Junior there was, and never got around to the 3rd one.

Ziggy was built to be a weapon. Momo was built to be a telephone. KOS-MOS was built for lewds. Sure, Shion put all that wide-range hilbert shit in there and guns and shit for practical purposes, but keep in mind that SOMEBODY designed that body to look like that. "Weapon" isn't the only thing that was on their mind.

>>735661621
Youre still projecting.

You speak as if I don't know much of what you speak. I would not be here if I didn't. You see my statement as an insult or a claim at being above or different via a special snowflake syndrome.

This is not the case. It is more of an apples and oranges situation in the sense that one is no better than the other. I am unable to do any of what you are capable of in the social space. No matter what it can not be changed.

I only see the mission and the path to accomplish it quickly and effectively with minimal loss of resources and no casualties.
>>735661304
No, I do not. I don't have wants, only the needs for whatever task is at hand.

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I too know what it feels like to be a weapon.

All of my senses feel heightened. I always feel ready. Every stroke of this sentence from my alert and streaming conciousness spoken from a place of high priority. I have trained in martial arts- I have also studied extensively in the ways of zen philosophy.

I feel like the only thing left is application and being in an environment where I can flourish

>inb4 autism

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>>735658885
>I've had an epiphany and have come to a conclusion.
o rly? pls go on
>I am not normal, I'm someone else,I am something else,
No ones "normal"
>I am a weapon and that is my sole purpose. It is the only thing I am good and efficient at. It's what I was made and trained for.
What kind of weapon and what do you fight?
>I do not fit in anywhere else on any spectrum nor do I care. I am incompatible with social systems and ineligible to reproduce. It's not what I'm made for.
Yea no one wants to reproduce with an autist
>inb4 edge memeI understand what it sounds like, but this is not a post meant to be an edge Lord.
Its not even edgy and the most stupid thing ive read all day

>go to /r9k/
>Those kids are human, they just lack the support to improve and adapt.
Just get the fuck off this website.

>>735662055
never seen it like that :p

>>735662164

You come TO 4CHAN to announce how you feel about yourself and go into detail why, if there is an even lower point in the bottom of the barrel, I don't know what it would be.

and even to this point, You still defend your "I'm weapon lawl" stance with some mystic babble bullshit about "I see the mission and I do it effectively". A normal person would have said "I'm a perfectionist and someone who focuses on efficiency" but you have to sexually identify as a tool.


>I am unable to do any of what you are capable of in the social space

wtf, can you not look at a person and have a conversation? like what does this even mean.

again, don't know if troll or autist.

>>735662926
>can you not talk to...
I can not. That is what it means.
Does it make sense now?

I apologize for making you angry, forgive this one. I am going back into storage where I belong.

>>735662845
Now I wanna go back and play 3 though. I wonder if it will get ps4 re-release.

You guys dont get it OP is literally swordkin

Ah, a weapon with the finest edge. A shame it has so many imperfections and cracks from bad temperament.

>>735663387
yes go stay in the basment

>>735664481
You're right, I'm not a great weapon. I'm not the best. In line with the mission it will be most effective to eliminate me and rebuild from scratch.

>>735658885
Does this weapon have morals?

>>735658885
Cool, and here I thought all the good cringe thread ideas were already used!

>>735664670
How about you just stop personifying yourself as a weapon? Do you not have emotions op?

>>735664670
Look at me, anons. I have slain the sword with a pen. Worship me. Worship me forever.

>>735664904
I see nothing wrong with a weapon used for good reasons....

>>735664963
No. Only objectives for whatever mission is at hand.

>>735664904
Yes.

>>735665205
This weapon is severely warped and unshapely.

>>735665426
If the mission requires a better weapon then I will be stored or destroyed and replaced. Whither is best for the mission.

I've had an epiphany and have come to a conclusion.

I am not straight, I'm someone else,I am something else, I am a faggot and that is my sole purpose. Taking it up the ass is the only thing I am good and efficient at. It's what I was made and trained for by my daddy.

I do not fit in anywhere else on any spectrum nor do I care. I am incompatible with women and ineligible to reproduce. It's not what I'm made for.

>inb4 OP is a faggot meme
I understand what it sounds like, and this is definitely a post meant to be a gayboy.

>go to /hm/
No I'm a faggot and would rather post on /b/

>>735665829
Catharsis is the food of life. Purge thyself.

>>735665205
Life isnt a video game you autismo. You're a monkey

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>>735658885
Besides the weapon shit you're spewing, not caring much about socializing is fairly common/normal, as detrimental and unnatural it is.

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>>735658885
>I've had an epiphany
I'm going to call it. It's going to involve something about not scoring with girls.

>I am incompatible with social systems
Oh shit, the "I don't fit in with guys my age" milestone...I have a good feeling he's going to bring it up.

They always bring it up.

>ineligible to reproduce

Oh for fucks sake why

Why is it every one of you assholes comes to this epiphany, this euphoria, this sense of grandiose meaning because you can't fuck some girl?

Ineligible to produce? Is this tie-ups with some super attractive girl you'll never be able to fuck?

>it's not what I'm made for
Your biological dice gave you the 4chan card, we get it. If you got something better, you'd be getting your dick sucked by a cutie, and uploading the video to youporn or some shit for the rest of these assholes to worship.

If it's not meant to be an edgelord, then why post it? If you had an epiphany, you would've left this fucking site and started a simple workout regimen, maybe practiced smiling more. Started a savings account.

But THIS is the epitome of your epiphany? I MUST TELL DEPRESSED NOBODIES ON THE INTERNET OF MY SOUR GRAPES IN THE FORM OF VERBOSE LAMENTATION?

I'm so over that shit.

Tell us the real story, no verbose bullshit, no idiotic self-posturing or self-objectification.

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>>735660828
lost it at bone men

>>735665205
Are you polishing your sword as we speak op?

>>735666018
That is planned. I have begun to warp, bend, and dull. My effectiveness is reducing. In several years I will shatter this one to preserve mission integrity.
>>735666220
Life is not a game. All the more reason for you to understand the seriousness of accomplishing a mission. Failure can result in the death of humanity.
>>735666377
I speak the truth. I am currently wielded by a nation under contract. This weapon will effectively carry out missions until it expires.

>>735666988
No, now is the time. Don't delay.

>>735666988
>I speak the truth. I am currently wielded by a nation under contract. This weapon will effectively carry out missions until it expires.

Is this some kind of video--game plagued assassin RP you're doing, some overblown merc job you're overdramaticizing, or did you get employed as a soldier and you're letting your brain run with the idea that you're part of ShinRa's SOLDIER program?

In reality, the only things I know are that you're in front of a computer and talking about this on 4chan because you're ass backwards socially.

Dehumanizing yourself as a weapon isn't going to help your sexual hang ups, man. You just have to face them.

>>735667539
>dehumanize
I was never human to begin with.

There are multiple types of people in this world. Those created to fight and those born to survive. I was not created to carry genes. I was created to preserve humanity.

the penetrator was penetrated emotionally

>>735667815
You were never a weapon to begin with. There are multiple types of people in this world, and you are one of them. You were not created to fight. You were made to reproduce and die.

You will not reproduce. Reproduction preserves humanity. Death ensures reproduction.

You only have one option if you will not reproduce.

>>735667969
You tell yourself this in hopes that it's true.

It isn't.

We're it not for the warriors of old who protected your ancestors none of us would be here.

>>735667815
>I was never human to begin with
I'm pretty sure you are. Being a worthless depressed kid deprived of oxytocin, that can't score and spends his time on 4chan does not make you any less human. It doesn't make you a "weapon", not a "tool", not an "instrument", "Singularity", "void", "element" or "threat" like all you dumb ass kids seem to do. This isn't poetic or cool or even impressing anybody. You're trying to impress yourself in this retarded high you're in because that epiphany you got came from out-of-control serotonin receptors.

Wanna know what to call yourself? A fucking emotional kid. Or maybe I'm wrong and you're like 25? I don't know. You ain't giving me details.

>There are multiple types of people in this world. Those created to fight and those born to survive. I was not created to carry genes. I was created to preserve humanity.
Is this something about obesity, lack of athletic quality? Not created to carry genes. You mean not able to fuck?

Would some beautiful girl hugging you solve all this dumbass non-epiphanic heartbreak you're slagging all over /b/? If so, get out there and build rapport with her. Stop this fucking pseudo-idealistic bullshit.

>>735668156
My ancestors were warriors as well as scholars. They owned, and were owned. They also bred. This is why I am here.

They are also dead.

This is also why I am here.

>>735660498
>I am considering destroying this weapon for good.
So you want to fight like a good emotionally dependent pet for a military, faceless and "As a weapon" but since there is no fight you care for, you just wanna die?

Why not fucking say so?

>>735658885
Welp there goes OP being a faggot again.

>>735668299
>I don't know
That is all you should have said. Your extra statements reduced the efficiency of both our times.
>>735668394
Correct, then you are aware that not everyone is created for the same purpose.
>>735668519
Covering a partial truth in a lie to project is ineffective.

>>735669081
Everyone dies.

>>735669378
Correct. The point you attempted to make was miscalculated.

>>735658885
>I do not fit in anywhere else on any spectrum
You sure seem on the spectrum to me

>>735669498
Everyone dies. That isn't a miscalculation.

>>735658885
Are you the Green Arrow?

>>735669586
The reason behind you mentioning that is.

>>735669730
No, not in this timeline.

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>>735669081
I don't know, your vague 4th-grade-level masturbatory bullshit is pretty time inefficient.

You come on here, go "I am a weapon" and "ineligible to reproduce" and expect what? For us to care and remember you for all time? To troll you? To admire you? Announcing your pseudo-epiphany is annoying and meaningless. Even the porn-spam threads have purpose here, more than you.

Maybe you're aiming for the faux-manipulative chessmaster game where you get a boost of seratonin by "predicting and evoking reactions out of strangers on the internet" to make you feel as if you have control over things?

Nah that can't be it.

Well, uh. Whatever! Good for you! Congratulations on your new calling! Good luck to whatever things you weapon yourself into! Your vagueness is disgusting but I hope you the best because I don't know what the fuck you're doing.

I still believe you're fucking dumb. Next time don't mention your shortcomings.

Real weapons don't cry about their differences.

Now if you excuse me I'm going to devote my neurons to somebody, something, worth being remembered. kbye.

>>735669847
Everyone dies. That isn't a miscalculation, my reasoning is as sound as a stone cap atop many a corpse.

Everyone is the same. Everyone dies.

>>735670011
It doesn't matter to me. My death will come as an inconvenience at best to the mission. There are better options to replace me in the future and present.

If I were to die it would only reveal that I was an ineffective weapon to begin with.

>>735670810
Yes, an inconvenience. You have demonstrated time and again that all you can do is be ineffective. You aren't even a weapon. You disservice the human race, this is clear. Oil the machine and ensure that all parts aren't hampered by your presence.

Or choose more wisely.

>>735658885
I agree.

edgy
go back to /r9k/


see what you did there? xDXdDxD lololololololol

but for reals, kys

>>735671263
Then why do you chose to inspect a low quality weapon?

>>735671895
Because it has glaring faults. A master of the craft always inspects his tools.

>>735671963
I already told you it was a bad weapon. I'll expire soon though, so no harm no foul.

>>735672283
Harm comes in deliberately entertaining a fruitless endeavor. Foul comes in believing that no harm will come of that.

>>735672517
Those factors do not apply to a weapon. A weapon can not be harmed or fouled it is a tool.

Goodnight, this weapon must charge it's energy reserves for the mission.