CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Marooned Dan Edition RULES: >first

see that palm tree?
up the butt.

A breifcase of lady's clothes washes up ashore from the wreakcage. Dan starts cross dressing.

Dan has a wank

Dan climbs the palm tree

>>735659349
This

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>>735659349
>>735659799
Something washes up ashore. Dan goes to investigate. Its a case full of lady clothes. Dan always had a fetish for wearing panties and a bra, but was afraid of someone accidentally seeing him if he actualy wore something like that. But Dan is all by himself and has nothing to worry about! He puts on a pink thong and bra. Dan's moral is high right now, and he is energized to think of ways to escape this island

>>735660323
He masturbates to enhance his focus

A rescue boat drifts by and sees dan in lady's underwear. They laugh at him and pass him by because Dan is a sissy

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>>735660711
Dan thought it was safe to indulge in his fetish, but then a rescue boat arrives. The rescuers laugh at what a freak Dan is and decide not to help Dan. You fucked up Dan, I hope you feel bad.

Dan uses his bra as a sling to hurl coconuts at the sailors he knockes them out and commandeers their ship

>>735661253
Dan gets addicted to masturbating

Dan masturbates furiously.

>>735662099
yay

>>735662099
Dan pulls out his cock and starts masturbating to make himself feel better about missing a perfect opportunity to escape the island. It doesn't work. Dan needs to come up with a scheme to make it back to civilization--what will he come up with?

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>>735662099
Dan pulls out his cock and starts masturbating to make himself feel better about missing a perfect opportunity to escape the island. It doesn't work. Dan needs to come up with a scheme to make it back to civilization--what will he come up with?

Forgot picture

Dan cums in his mouth

>>735662598
Dan takes a bite out of the tree bark.

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>>735662688
Dan climaxes, and his jizz jumps straight into his mouth. Dan sure looks satisfied, but he SERIOUSLY needs to start planning his escape before he dies of starvation or dehydration.

>>735663043
Dan puts himself in the suitcase and attempts to use it as a boat

>>735663160
reroll

>>735663160
reroll 2x

>>735663160
reroll 3x

>>735663160
reroll 4x

>>735663186
Roollleando

>>735663160
reroll 5x (last time)

Dan uses his fucked up beaver teeth to cut down the palm tree and build a raft.

>>735663160
Fuck it, I'll roll for this.

>>735663160
I'll roll for you too

>>735663160
reroll 6x since others are rolling too I guess lol

>>735663351
No, this

>>735663160
This, but make sure Dan locks himself in the suitcase so it doesn't instantly sink.

>>735663483
I'll roll for this one.

>>735663483
Rerolling

Dan pulls the palm tree back, gets on top of it, and releases it to catapult off the island.

>>735663483
Rerolling again

Dan wipes off his jizz with a pair of panties, then loads it into one of the bras, pulling it back like a giant slingshot. He aims for the boat that recently left, hoping to hit Chad in the back of his head and make him turn around in anger.

>>735663483
Rerolling once again

>>735663351
Reroll

>>735663642
Reroll

>>735663483
COME THE FUCK ON

Dan begins to convert to Islam

>>735663483
One more time?

>>735663642
This this this this

>>735663714
Roll

>>735663483
Pretty please with a cherry on top?

>>735663642
Roll

>>735663714
This rolling

Dan decides to meet his maker. He fashions a noose out of lingerie, then hangs himself from the palm tree.

>>735663483
rolling for this instead of retarded tranny shit

Dan takes a messy diarrhea shit

>>735663642
Reroll (watch me fail to get dubs)

>>735663483
We need to get Dan off this island.

>>735663737
>>735663747
>>735663757
>>735663767
>>735663773
Goddamn it! Way to break the goddamn pattern...

Rerolling:
>>735663642

dan decides to marry the palm tree. later, dan cucks himself when his wife asked for a fish.

>>735663826
Roll

>>735658592
Dan finds An old, non-inert nuclear bomb from world War two, the bomb has the following characters on it : 操泥马!!!
Dan decides to take a closer look. He opens a wiring compartiment of the bomb. He sees a blue wire, a red wire, and a LGBT colored wire. Our man doesn't know that the red wire will trigger a thermonuclear detonation. He decides to cut one anyway...

>>735663833
Win

>>735663994
>WWII
>Chinese nuke
Learn your history

>>735663994
>操泥马
Huh, that's really interesting.

>>735664157
OK I see hmm interesting hmm

In an attempt to fly, Dan flaps his arms furiously, and creates enough friction to generate a vortex, creating a tsunami.

>>735663994
Dan shoves the non inert warhead up his anus.

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>>735663833
>>735663642
Dan wipes the cum of his face with some spare panties, then uses a spare bra as a slingshot to fire the cum stained panties at the rescue boat. From the distance Dan sees that the boat is turning around. It's comming back--huzza! Dan jumps for joy. Hey may still have a chance at being saved

Dan smears his shit all over his body to scare sharks away

>>735664515
Roll

>>735664515
This rolling n

>>735663994
>>735664460
Unaware of the massive ordnance located in his sphincter, our hero decides to climb the tree. On the three our hero finds an EPIRB. It's functional

>>735664515
This

>>735664506
Dan implants nazi fascist ideals on his boat partners and becomes the leader of the new Island Fascist Party

>>735664729
Reroll lol

>>735664633
WINRAR

>>735664506
Dan waits for the Chad's to come ashore to kick his ass, then let's loose the loudest, most autistic screech he can muster while charging past them to steal their boat.

>>735664515
Winnnn

>>735664729
roll

Dan catapult into harambes ass

Dan blinks out of existence, and this thread ceases to exist.

/thread

Dan climbs the palm tree to escape from the Chads.

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>>735664633
>>735664515
The two resucers disembarke their ship. For some reason they look mad, and one has a crowbar. Suddenly sharks show up in the water--those men are in danger! Dan remembers from watching Animal Planet that sharks hate human shit, so Dan drops a duce in his palm and smears it down his panties, and on his face. He jumps in the water and scares the sharks away, rescuing the men. They are thankfull and allow dan passage on their ship

>>735664729
rooool

>>735665378
Kek

>>735664729
I dubs. kek. also roll

>>735665378
Dan hops in the boat, and sets off for the mainland.

>>735665378
Dan kills both men and takes the boat, keeps dead men on as food

>>735665378
Dan steals their ship!

>>735665521
Off by one error

>>735665378
Dan then begins share beers around the campfire as night falls, the sailors tell tales of their mostly boring voyages

>>735665565
reroll

>>735665566
Yiss

>>735664669
Kaboom time

>>735665566
O shit

>>735665566
Oh God, triple dubs and still I feel bad for what I did.

>>735665646
Rerl

Dan gets fund med by his saviors via brutal gAng rape. gigga nigga makes an appearance

>>735664729
Dan the nazi, kek, roll

I want him to trample me, I want him to vomit in my mouth, I want him to piss shit and snot in my mouth, I want put my tongue in his ass and all!!!!!! I would let him kill me!!I would hang myself for him!Cuz i get insane so he is beautyfull.

>>735665667
Nah, man, they were homophobic, and they were going to leave him to die. They only came back to kick Dan's ass. They deserve it.

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>>735665566
Dan realizes that the two men intended to beat him up when they got off their boat. Fuck them! Dan steals their boat and sails off into the distance. He can hear the men screams grow fainter and fainter. While at sea Dan comes across a dingy adrift full of refugees. Looks like their vessile is taking on water. Uou gotta do something to help them Dan!

>>735666085
Dan kills a shark and eats it, gaining it strength.

>>735666085
Dan ignores the ticking bombs and stares at the constellations in order to be guided to the nearest city

Dan crashes the boat into an identical island, but instead of a palm tree, its inhabited by spurdo

>>735666138
Top kek this

>>735666138
Rowl

>>735666085
Dan lets them onboard so long as they vow to worship him as a God and King.

>>735666138
llor

>>735666179
Dan tries to roll for this, but instead gets cucked by the captcha

>>735666138watch my singles

Dan harpoons their boat to make it worse

>>735666085
dan lets them on board, but the refugees must agree to wear women's underwear as well

>>735666085
Dan tosses them a bra to plug the hole, but doesn't let them on his boat. His is aware of the hypocrisy, but he can't risk the refugees killing him to take his boat.

>>735666227
dan allows them onto the ship, only to end up getting raped and passed around by the shitskins

Dan masturbates and they sink and drown

>>735666138

roll, and
Oh don't you know the dubs cheat?

>4chan.dubs.exe:on;
>For: This post
>If A=Ends.In(Singles)
>Then A=> 735666566
>Else output:"U got dubs idiot"

Gets dubs everytim

>>735666491
Reroll

>>735666085
Dan heils hitler (his hero(he killed hitler after all)) and runs over their boat to sink it

>>735666560
>>735666566

"This post" was interpreted as the last one u fucking faggot

>>735666681
Yup, either this or A only changes for the post after you

>>735666681
>>735666824
That or his chest syntax was all fucked up. What fucking language is that supposed to be? anon is retarded

>>735666919
Lol he's clearly baiting you faggot

>>735667029
You don't bait a compiler or interpreter, faggot.

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>>735667116

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>>735666566
Dan throws the refugees a bra to plug the hole. It fails--fucking idiot Dan, how was that supposed to work? The dingy sinks and half the refugees drown, the rest are trying to board the ship! This could be trouble, maybe there is something aboard the ship that Dan can use to protect himself

>>735667343
Dan starts peeing on the refugees and praying to allah at the same time

>>735667343
Dan crashes the boat into a new island but this one has spurdo on it.

>>735667409
roll let's go

Dan hauls one of the refugees in and fucking rapes him

>>735667489
Reroll nigga

>>735667343
dan allows the refugees on the boat, but threatens to whip them with his bra and throw them off the ship if they attempt to hurt him.

Dan realizes his boat has been compromised, so he makes a new boat out of cum and sails away

Dan dies of a brain aneurysm.

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>>735667411
With all the commotion going on, nobody was steering the ship, the beat crashes and sinks onto a new island where another castaway has been. Dan greets this new stranger

>>735667411
op, where are you?

Dan allows the refugees on the boat and forces them to get naked and leave all belongings behind to minimize his risk.

>>735668220
I'm sill here, jist fucked up when importing sperdo's face and had to redraw all my layers

>>735668198
Dan in all his might and wisdom ascends, his failings becoming null, he is now a perfect and omnipotent being.

>>735668198
Dan kills Spurdo. Strangles him with his bra.

>>735668378
Reroll for Spurdocide.

>>735668198
Dan kills Spurdo and becomes hitler

>>735668198
spurdo tells dan and the refugees the story of how he got on the island.

>>735668430
rerollinstien

Nig nogs get raped by spurdo

>>735668472
rollercoaster

>>735668480
This

Dan decapitates Spurdo and instead of blood Fluffy Ponies fly out of his neck.

>>735668514
rick roll

>>735668480

>>735668589
1 off

Dan does NOT kill Spurdo, but instead just skins him and wears the bloody pelt.

Spurdo and Dan have a good wank session

Island is engulfed in flames. Dan must flee into the water but discovers he is able to walk upon the waters surface.

>>735668615
aaaa

Spurdo and Dan have a bad wank session.

>>735668693
eeee

>>735668729
infinite rolls

>>735668713
This

>>735668480
Haha do it

Dan has to shit again, he dumps on the ground but instead of shit a small derringer revolver comes out of his anus.

dan and spurdo spit roast one of the refugees.

>>735658592
An alien starts trying to teach him things through laser projections on his beach sand. At first he thinks they are trying to message him, then he realizes they are in fact manipulating the sand into some sort of tool.

>>735668657
Again for skinning, because this wait for dubs is as bad as that.

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>>735668430
>>735668766
Spurdo asks Dan "can I succ ur benis?" Dan is appauled and murders spurdo. After this Dan accumulated enough EXP to evolve into hitler. (Very original idea here, thanks a lot whoever rolled this)

>>735669323
Hitler kills the refugees by throwing them into shark water

>>735669323
Obviously hitler enslaves the few immigrants left and forces them to build a boat for him and satisfy all of his sexual needs.

>>735669323
adan hitler makes a dingy out of spurdo's flesh, muscle, and bones. he gives half of the skin to the refugees to keep warm, and uses the other half as a mast. a swastika is carved into the sand.

>>735669323
Danler skins Pedo Bear to make a tent and eats the bear meat.

>>735669323
Possidon, displeased with the murder of spurdo, forms out of the ocean, and fucks hitler in the butt.

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>>735669477
Dan is fed up with these nigger refugees following him around, he throws them into the shark infested waters, and they are torn to pieces. Dan feels relieved that their ugly faces are out of his site, but now dan is back to square one, and must figure out how to escape this deserted island.

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>>735669477
Dan killz refugees

>>735669932
dan makes fur out of spudo

>>735669943
Hey this is my thread pal

Dan starts sucking off spurdo's deceased cock

>>735670019
You're taking way too much time bruh

>>735669703
Reroll

>>735670012
eoll

>>735669932
>>735669943
dan rides spurdo's body like a canoe into the ocean

>>735670046
This

>>735670012
>>735670089


dounle roll

>>735670142
ttriple sushi roll

>>735669703
Rollreing

>>735670168
rollor

>>735670012
Reroll

Being the rebirth of Jesus in Hitler's body he is able to simply walk on water off of the island

>>735670089
>>735670046
>>735670012
roll for all three

>>735669943
dan makes a raft out of spurdo's flesh, muscle, and bones. he takes off his bra and attaches the bra strap to one end of the raft and attaches the other end to the shark fin, propelling him off the coast once more.

>>735670197
roll one dbls plz

>>735670012
Reroll again

>>735670218
supra roll

>>735670271
ROLLINGINDADEEP

>>735670012
Reroll again and again

>>735670293
fuck my, Ai never gon get doubles, roll tho

>>735670306
infinity roll

>>735670012
This please

Dan, hungry and out of options, eats out spurdo's ass.

Danler has a massive fart, but his tight ass will not allow the gas to escape. He is not his own Hindenburg blimp.

>>735670365
it's 2/3 of us asking; pls dubs god

Dan blows air up surdo's ass and fills him like a baloon, he then floats off the island with baloon spurdo

>>735670400
>>735670433
use both of these

>>735670433
win

>>735670400
winrar

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>>735670400
>>735670012
Dan skins spurdo's corpse and makes himself a nifty cap and cloak. Now how will Dan plan his escape?

>>735670788
make bout oout ouf tree

>>735670852
rall

>>735670852
rol

Because Dan's cape is made from spurso's magic fur, it gives him the power of flight. Dan soars off that island like superman

>>735670788
adan hitler climbs the tree and jumps. the wind blows through his cape and he soars over the ocean.

>>735670904
rallll

>>735670852
rolll

Dan needs to masturbate before doing anything else

>>735670788
dan becomes super dan from the cape, and now he has the power to magically make things have a benis! He gives the ocean a benis.

>>735671057
relll

dan/hitler is carried away by the waves

>>735671101
socloseroll

>>735671110
rerollerskates

>>735671142
rll

>>735671126
rellll

>>735671157
rrr

>>735671170
ral

A pirate ship comes ashore to retrieve the trasure they buried on the island

>>735671192
e=mc rolled

Dan in all his majesty has acquired the ability to walk on water but only as long as he wears the spurdo cloak.

>>735671197
rol

suddenly sand niggers rise out of the sand and rape dan

>>735671224
divide by roll

>>735671244
win bin

>>735664729
rooll

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>>735671244
Niggers rise up out of the sand--where the fuck did they come from. They surround Dan chanting "fiki fiki fiki". Dan's face is shoved to the ground and the sand niggers start raping his little cherry.

Sprudo's ghost possesses one of the niggers and they start to play sword fight with their bepises

>>735671904
Roll

>>735666438
roll

>>735671805
dan's anus bleeds onto the grains of sand, which are cast into the ocean. poseidon mistakes this as blood from a sacrifice, and he rises up. since it is dan's blood, poseidon offers dan a wish.

Dan wake up in a hospital bed. Turns out this was all a dream, and in reality dan is currently dying from a teminal cancer

>>735671904
Roll
I want to see niggers swordfighting with benis

>>735672029
reroll

>>735672036
This

Suddenly, a small boat filled with Nazi Remnants floats by, and seeing that their leader has been reborn, shoot the sand niggers and bring Hitler-Dan aboard.

>>735672029
Roll roll rolll

>>735672029
roll roll roll your boat

>>735672096
Yes, this

>>735671904
Ill roll this shit all night if i have to/

Dan starts using racial slurs to make the niggers go to their safe space

>>735672029
C'mon posidon roll for me

>>735672097
Channeling his inner german soldier, he tries some experimental maneuvers to attempt to kill the niggers

>>735669250
Dan clenches his anus so hard it tears the invading dick right off.

>>735671904
this again

>>735672162
Roll

>>735672212
So close

>>735672096
Roll for nazis

>>735672202
Accidental quote. Still go for the asshole clench of doom.

>>735670788
The spurdo hat absorbs Dan's brain. Dan's body dies, but his brain comes back to life in the form of spurdo coming back to life. Now Dan has special "benis :DDDDDDD" powers

Still alive OP?

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>>735672266
>>735672096
Reminants of the SS sailing the ocean happen apon this scene. They shoot all the niggers dead an take Dan aboard their ship, welcoming him as their new hitler. Heil Hitler!

He thwn awakes as a waffle getting up fo' smokin a blunt

>>735672036
This again.

>>735672890
the ss attempt to establish the fourth reich on the island

Dan and his nazis set sail for israel

>>735673025
Rolling for this.

the nazis take dan to america where he establishes the fourth Reich ending his trouble on the island

Spurdo's ghost hasn't forgiven dan for what he did, so he posseses a nazi and makes him shoot Dan in the face, ending this adventure.

Dan has a wank on the poop deck

>>735672036
Reroll

>>735672036
Rerolling again

>>735672036
Rerolling again and again

>>735672036
Rerolling again and again and again

>>735672036
Rerolling again and again and again and again

after a month of traveling in the vast sea without a map, dan and his fellow nazis are starving and have no food. One must be sacrified to feed the rest of the gang

Hitler gang turns out to be antifa

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>>735673499
Dan wakes up in a hospital bed. For a moment he forgets where he is but then remembers: he's dying. Dan tries to focus on the wonderful dream he was having to take his mind off his pain, but such moments are fleeting; Dan has already forgotten what he was draming about. His eyes tear up a little but he manages to hold back from crying. Dan's vision fades and starts to get dimmer, as he hears the medical instrument next to him make faster and more frequent beeping noises. Dan's vision darkens and he vaguely hears paniced voices around him. Then all is silent and dark. Dan has died of cancer
>thats the end. Im calling it here, thanks all who participated

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>>735674146
Thanks OP, its was a fun thread.

>>735674146
thank you x