Alcibiades is here to please the people of /b/. Come on in anons,

Evening all.

Kinda busy trying to unclog the toilet....


-EMT

>>735641372
Are traps really gay?

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>>735641372
I have arrived to counsel anon.

>>735641532
Traps really are gay. But that's okay! It's just gay.

>>735641532
Ah, the question of the ages Studies show that traps, most likely, probably, are at least 25% gay.

-Alcibiades

>>735641532
Yes, extremely.

Gay men are superior_Athens is proFF! UP THE PUFFS!!!!!!

>>735641664
So is it the least gayest thing of anything that has to do with gay?

>>735641532
not as gay as this thread.

>>735641744
The data aren't in for those studies yet

>>735641372
Hey Al, how you feeling today?

>>735641477
I-Is that some kind of innuendo?

>>735641589
No they're not.


>>735641589
Good! Me too. How're you though?

Rock

>>735641372
should my wife and i have children?

>>735641810
No. The toilet is literally clogged, with a piece of shit still floating around....


-EMT

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>>735641816
depends, it's a great strain on a relationship, but can also be a strong source of shared meaning. How is your relationship now?
>>735641532
Does it really matter that much to you?

>>735641816
Well, that depends, do you want kids, do you think you can raise them well, and do you have the resources for it, and perhaps most importantly, can you actually have your own kids, or will you have to adopt?

-Alcibiades

>>735641816
Unless you're financially and emotionally ready, No.

>>735641372
Alcibiades, what the fuck were your parents thinking when they gave you that shit-tastic name?

>>735641816

No, do not, please, there is enough cancer in this world as there is.

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>>735641810
I'm alright. You?

>>735641816
I'd recommend it, anon. It's difficult, but it's really wonderful to raise a child. If you have the resources, that is... It's very rewarding. You may regret it strongly if you don't. Many people regret not having had children sooner; don't psyche yourself out of it.

>>735642006
They were thinking "We're Greek, let's give him the Greek-est name we can!" And that's the story of how I became named Alcibiades.

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No Shrine or Bar?

Odd.

Hello thread

>>735642217
There is a bar, I'm just running this thread.
The bar can be found here >>735640309

>>735641910
>>735641927
>>735641962
>>735642033
>>735642061
we love each other head-over-heels. been married for 3 years and everyday feels like we just met.

we've been doing ivf (fertility treatment) and cost a good bit financially emotionally and physically .
just wondering what price is having kids worth it

having or not having kids won't change our relationship

>>735642299

Guess I'm just lazy

I might just head over there

See ya

-Sweet Roll

>>735642403
In that case go for it, raising kids can be a trial, but it's very worth it and pays off in the end. At first it is a bit demanding and intimidating, but the rewards are tenfold.

-Alcibiades

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>>735642403
It's easy to say that, but it will change it, not necessarily for the worst, but it will change it. Do your goals line up with having children? How will it effect you both in 5, 10, 20 years? It's a big commitment!

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>>735642403
Go for it. It's worth it.

>>735642403
Then raise that kid, Your world will change for the better.

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>>735642505
Or not since the new janitors feel like they have to prove their worth and erased that thread...Fucking freshmen.

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The bar exploded

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>>735643216
Kira already touched that bar, Killer Queen has no weaknesses.

>>735643216
I wonder why... did the mods target it?

But what about a reverse trap? Is that gay?

>>735643649
A tomboy?

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>>735643649
What is a "reverse trap"?

>>735643072
Aw man...

>>735643649
Isn't a reverse trap just a trap with a different target?

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Alright.... in an expanded effort to bring Anon the highest quality we can... I shall summon forth my ability to recall the powers of others (even if it's not quite as good)

Any anon to roll the first dubs will get a fortune reading via tarot! Afterwards I'll take any trips. (non anons can donate theirs to anons!) E>

>>735641372
kys?

>>735643990
Can't kill myself if I'm already dead, sorry

>>735644052
you can try faggot

>>735644118
How to tie noose?

>>735641372
Unalive yourself please.

>>735641372
https://strawpoll.com/9a7baas

>>735644171
Aw man, there's no definite yes. It's only speculatory yes

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>>735643754
Did you just assume my gender?! Hm...If you put barbecue sauce on your legs i promise i won't eat you whole and just stop there.

>>735644150
1st, highlight your question, 2nd, Press and hold the 'Ctrl' key and then press the 'c' key, release the keys afterwards 3rd, open a new tab, 4th, Click the search bar in your chosen search engine, 5th, Press and hold the 'Ctrl' key and then press the 'v' key, release afterwards, 6th, strike the 'Enter' key, 7th, Browse the selection of items pulled up by your search engine, plenty of help will be there.

>>735644438
It's not responding :(

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>>735644329
P-please don't hurt me... I don't have any barbeque sauce.

>>735644438
Pretty good advice right there, I've done that a lot.

>>735644438
Got dick stuck in my sister, wat do.

>>735644584
That's a shame, get better internet then try again, before switching providers, please try to make sure all cords are plugged in (if using wired) or maybe try somewhere with free Wifi

>>735644643
Call the police, they'll know what to do.

>>735644643
Cum

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>>735644288
Oh look we have a winner! You get one even if you don't want it! E>

Card 1: Death you may fear things are falling apart or there are unexpected changes, but not to worry, change brings new beginnings

Card 2: The hanged man. You may want to much right now, it may be prudent to let something go.

Card 3: The chariot: You may not want to give up and failure is out of the question, but change is happening so go with the flow

Card 4: The world. These changes are near an end, keep going. Soon the rewards will be yours to reap

Card 5: The empress: You may experience relationship troubles and your needs/wants may get in the way and work against you. Try not to be too harsh

Card 6: the hierophant. Help is available to you, but be careful of who you trust, do not let others influence you too greatly.

implying anons wanna talk with a bunch retarded fags

>>735644794
>>735644743
I just put on my glasses and found out it was my dog, should I call the vet instead?

>>735644871
No, contact your nearest Imam. They'll help

>>735644871
No, the police will be fine

>>735644843
I'll just give my dubs to>>735644871

>>735644975
They asked me for your credit card info, help.
>>735644960
What in the fuck is an Imam.
>>735645035
Halp.

>>735645148
I only pay cash

>>735644843
>no suit cards
what
>>735644870
shhh let 'em circlejerk in peace

>>735645381
Ooo a circle jerk? I want free handjobs :)

>>735644843
May I have a reading too?

>>735645668
Rerolling for this guy.

>>735645668
no ffgt go away

>>735645668
Roll for this anin

>>735645748
Thanks anon, you tried.

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>>735645668
So close! Since it's so slow I'll keep taking dubs... but... mine aren't nearly as good as the Shrine maiden's!

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>>735645668
Rolling for anon.

>>735645668
I roll for ye

>>735641372
how i could know if im depressed?

>>735646001
So close

>>735645859
>>735645934
>>735645948
>>735646001
I can feel the love, but not the dubs D:

>>735645668
Roll for anon

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>>735646013
You start by losing interest on stuff.

>>735646165
Don't love, that's gay

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>>735641372
Alchie! Whats up mah hebro?

Lets debate uh.... corporal punishment! Should Western kids be getting more or less ass whoopings, do you think?

>>735646199
Chek'd!

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>>735646013
Also a psychologist could help to diagnose it.
>>735645934
These >>735646199 for >>735646165

>>735646199
like getting bored of everything?

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>>735646013
Yep, start losing interest in things, low motivation, not finding pleasure in activities you used too. Difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep, rumination. Feeling helpless or hopeless multiple days a week.... many things signal the onset.
>>735645668
coming right up E>

>>735641372
Is it really worth to dive into society and start engaging into personal or intimate relationships with people outside my family as to form a family and have friends?

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>>735646480
Yes.

>>735646480
Absolutely

>>735646646
>>735646723
but, why?

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>>735646480
It is absolutely worth it, and you'll regret it if you don't. Just... trust me. Make the plunge, and commit yourself now.

>>735646746
Humans are social beings. Its natural for us to seek companionship.

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>>735646746
Do you want no one at your funeral? (That would be one of many reasons really)

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>>735645668
lets see *flips through cards... drops a few* ok.. umm

card 1-the devil: be wary of becoming involved with one task too much you may feel like you are addicted to it

card 2-the empress: you want reassurance comfort and security most, just remember you are loved and people care (we always E> Anons here)

card 3-the hermit: you are afraid of loneliness above all else, try not to make hasty decisions and take some time to relax

card 4-judgement: You have new potential going for you, go find out what it is, make sure to enjoy and appreciate your old efforts though!

card 5-the magician: Someone around you may be different than they appear and may be working against you, trust your instincts with all this new potential you have and don't fall for tricks!

card 6-justice: Decisions you make should go in your favor regarding relationships and legal affairs....

*phew* that takes a lot of concentration

>>735646425
I'm waiting :3

>>735646939
>>735646915
>>735646810
Honestly it's not like I have never done so, but I feel like I don't (or can't) commit too much emotionally into new relationships. Since me and my ex broke after a 4 yeas relationship I feel like I'm becoming an edgy loner. I don't feel like I have the capacity, I feel like a failure....
Sorry for the edginess overload here

>>735641372
Why are people so Hyped with democracy when clearly it-s unbeneficial

*third world country

>>735646957
Thank you! I'm actually afraid of loneliness, but only sometimes, I can wake up one day wanting to be alone, and feel deppresed and lonely as hell the next day. Guess it's a human thing(?

Lack of real emojis have ruined the 4channel

Discuss

>>735647475
kys

>>735647290
What do you think it's the best ideology, anon? I'm living in a shitty 3rd world country sunk in neck deep pseudo-socialism, and I don't see anything wrong with democracy.

Unless we're talking about the fact that uncultured people still get the right to vote and sink everyone to hell, in that case, I understand you.

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>>735647211
You are capable, did it once, can do it again, you are simply afraid of commitment, or being hurt again specifically, it is unrealistic to think that you'll never get hurt in life, go out to a bar, meet some chicks, go on dates, life is full of hardships that you have to overcome in order to be able to feel fulfiled. What do you think about it, anon?
>>735647475
-insert crying emoji-

>>735647211
Chek'd
Its ok to be apprehensive about it too.
Don't rush; move at your own pace.

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>>735646480
Yes, we are sometimes our own worst enemies, having outside, objective perspectives can help us improve in ways we wouldn't be able to thus far (plus what everyone else has said so far as well)
>>735647433
I'm sure many people feel the same way. Our state of mind is ever flowing and our needs ever changing. Living a life that's balanced around helping yourself, aiding others, work, family/friends and enjoyment is important too!

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>>735647211
It gets more difficult with failure, but when it works it's even more rewarding after having been torn down. It's hard, but you can do it! You need to do it. Be strong. It's for your own good. If you want it, you can take it.

You can't be any edgier than me anon...

>>735647475
Emojis are the bane of digital communication and representation of real emotion.

>>735647211
>>735647693
What this anon says, don't push it because other people tell you to do so, just wait until you feel it's the right time.

>>735647657
>Unless we're talking about the fact that uncultured people still get the right to vote and sink everyone to hell, in that case, I understand you.


This. corruption. Bad decitions.

It-s not the fittest who wins, it-s only the most popular. Popular doesn't mean good politician. Democracy specially doesn't work for cultures where there are still uneducated people.

Also: Cronyism

>>735648302
dedecisions*

using colemak over here

>>735641372
what do girls feet smell like?

>>735647729
My words exactly

>>735648477
Like men feet but girlier.

Popcorn

>>735648718
yea but whats girlier mean?

>>735647669
>>735647693
>>735647708
>>735647882

Thanks you guys!
Sometimes it's needed for people to tell you how things are :D

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>>735648795
It means it is opposed to manly.

>>735648302
Corruption and cronyism can happen in any government, that's why I asked which political ideology would fit you.

>It-s not the fittest who wins, it-s only the most popular.

Absolutely true, the politician that spills moderately believable bullshit on top of the head of people is the politician who usually wins.

>>735648841
Its all good anon!
Plus, you can come back to these threads and talk about more.
That's what I do. And that's what these other anons do too.

Time for me to go to work. Have a wonderful evening!

I feel like I have no purpose. I am not good at anything. not good at math. not creative, not good at writing, drawing, or playing an instrument (as much as I've been trying on the piano). I am clumsy and forgetful and just generally stupid, on top of that, unlike most idiots, I have no chance of breeding due to bad genetics. I see no reason to end my life right now, unless you see something I don't.

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>>735649151
And that is how circlejerk starts.

>>735648795
>>735648933
Laughed way too hard at this, also checked.

It depends on the girl and the situation Anon, you can only expect rancid cheese from the feet of a girl that just practiced sports, while freshly washed feet smell like nothing, just like clean skin.

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>>735649252
Do you like money?

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>>735649252
Anon. What's one positive thing you can say about yourself? Just one.

Tell it to me now.

Also, add me on Discord. I will talk to you. Fenn#4548

>>735649359
only in a practically
>>735649462
umm, I'm usually good at making people laugh some people

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>>735649671
If you feel like you have no purpose you should set some goals, no matter if they are for betterment of yourself as a person or retarded things like getting a gold tooth. It is up to you and only you to try and steer clear of that feeling of void that comes with not having a path to follow.
For example, I want to become a barman, and I'll be busy trying to get there until I'm around 25, 18 currently, so that keeps me busy.

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>>735649671
That's a valuable skill! Making people laugh is something wonderful, something that comes easily only to very few people.

Tell me another good thing about yourself. Just one.

>>735641372
hows cum taste like op?

>>735650418
I fancy my self an idea guy (useless I know). right now I want to start a video game chan. but I'm probably too stupid and won't go through

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>>735650864
Not totally useless. Ideas are an integral part of development that are overlooked sometimes...

But I strongly recommend putting in some serious effort to learn a language like C++ or to at least learn how to do some basic art mockups. Many people think they can make it without skill if they have ideas. They are wrong. You need both. But you can get both! I can compile links to learning resources if you want them.

>>735650864
yep you are stupid useless cunt

>>735651484
>projecting

>>735651484
fuck off

>>735651299
C++ is a language for retards

>>735651558
>>735651582
no u

>>735651484
>>735651607
Word. Objectivity is better than cliche "you are a great person and I believe in you" bullshit advice.

>>735651705
>>735651740
samefag?

>>735651832
your mom is samefag xddDD

>735651941
kk

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>>735651832
Not really, just throwing my 2 cents.

>>735641372
im soo bored talk to me opee

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>>735652179
I'll talk to you buddy. Not OP though.

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>>735652179
Go away Lea.

>>735652234
so what u doing

>>735652241
eh whos lea

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>>735652286
Listening to Juno Reactor and waiting for anons with legitimate problems (or at least not trolls) to come to the thread. You are one of them!

>>735641372
OP, this is /b/. The fuck are you thinking?

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Choose

>>735651607
what should i learn then

>>735652377
What you do for a living

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>>735653941
I post advice on an anonymous imageboard late at night under the guise of an anime princess.

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why so tiny?

>>735654209
Hve you teied on r9k?

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>>735654954
I'm not sure what you mean, I'm sorry.

>>735652842
Its impossible

>>735655325
he meant "tried", he's just a little too retarded to type properly tonight.

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>>735654954
No, I have not. Perhaps I will sometime the week after next.

>>735655477
Ah, thank you.

do yall come from a different board/ frequent a different board?

do yall have a discord or some dedicated platform to meet on?

just idle curiosity since ive seen this thread pop in and out of /b/

>>735655844
no problem at all.
>>735656383
they have an autistic circlejerk discord server.