GF doesn't like doggystyle. We tried it once and I came

chloroform?

tell her how cute her ass is and how much you liked holding onto it while you fucked her

tie it into what she does like somehow

tell her she's a bad girl and needs a spanking

Odd, what does she like

>>735635610
I'm a beta most of the time. Cannot really order her to do things.

>>735635472
Jesus how much of a prude is she? Doggy is the second most popular position after missionary. Try it laying down on your side. Maybe she'll feel more comfortable that way.

If it's an "don't wanna feel objectified" kind of thing on her part, just convince her otherwise. That or get her drunk

>>735635472
fuck her facing a mirror, most girls get off while looking at who is fucking them- the only way I could get a girl to let me do it doggy

>>735635730
Missionary. Kissing while I cum. Riding. She likes, when I eat her pussy, which is very sweet to.

>>735635610
Give her pleasure before, make her cum by any means you concider usefull and when she came tell her: now let daddy fuck you properly from behind :3
or something along the lines

>>735635962
Please tell me she gives you HJ's and BJ's

>>735635809
Yeah, most of gfs like doggy or even drinking my sperm. Current gf is prude. She is also less experienced, which is not unattractive.

>>735635472
What's wrong with you? Don't people just fuck anymore? Or is every man under 30 just a beta cuck now?

No wonder it's so easy for my 40 year old ass to get 23 year old pussy.

>>735636182
No she doesn't. Don't want to force her to do anything. She's also kinda lazy.

>>735636201
Dude, I'm almost 30 and I get girls right outta high school.

Millennial early 20's are the biggest cucks lately and are into broken girls with anxiety and open relationships. Once their weed runs dry, they're fucked.

>>735636183
Dealt with girls like that anon, I feel your pain.

Yea, definitely try it laying on your side on the bed. It's best to do it when you're just waking up, so you avoid the morning breath. Just spoon her, and feel her up from there. You should be able to stick it in no problem once you get her horned up

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>>735636277
Oh you poor soul...

>>735636201
sucky sucky 5 dalars madafaka?

>>735636201
Well I do, always did - current gf is just the most shy I ever had. Other gfs I slept with just for fun in the midst of the night when I woke up.

>>735636440
just give her time.....
and chloroform

>>735635703
While this may work it could also back fire, she maybe be the type that prefers romantic sex over hot sex so if this is the case, you need to find out, then approach it with more intimacy than savage sexual lust. In her mind she'll feel the romance and be more open to it, in your mind your hitting it from the back. Win win. For max intimacy and carnal pleasure, try the Rising lotus. This is a variation where you both assume doggy style, the without moving either of your hips, you pull her shoulders to you so her back is against your front. This will allow you to finger her, play with her nipples and make out with her all while thrusting. You can also bite or kiss her neck if she is into that.

>>735636440
honestly, why are you with her? Do you see her as a long-term relationship (marriage?). If so, you need to get to an understanding of how the sex is gonna go. Trust me, that's the biggest indicator of a strained relationship.

If you don't nip this no hj, no bj, no doggy bullshit in the bud now, it'll fuck you up for the entirety of your relationship.

>>735636331
Actually, on the side is probably more ok with her. Also morning, she told me, she is more horny.

Sounds like plan, thanks anon.

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>>735636613
No prob man, I had a gf like you back in the day, and this worked like a fucking charm.

Next thing you know, she'll be into everything!

>>735635472
Dump the bitch.

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>>735635472
had an ex that hated doggy until she learned to cum from it. it was like her body had to learn how to enjoy it....

what you got to do is get her to cum while in the doggystyle position. when she's on her knees stop fucking her and use your ring and index finger to massage her g-spot while you massage her ass/ cup her tits with your other hand. give her an orgasm that way and after a couple of seconds of contractions, remove fingers, insert dick, pound away. rinse and repeat

Also try to get your hips up higher than her ass so your dick is penetrating at a downward angle and hitting the g-spot. after a couple of sessions like this, she should start enjoying it more, maybe even preferring it.


That's what worked for me and my super shy ex maybe it'll work for you..... good luck

>>735636582
actually solid advice, I will definitely try to explore the romantic path more - I am more the savage type

>>735636201
>>735636327
they're smart enough not to get involved with aids ridden sacks of shit who'll bring nothing valuable or worth remembering into their lives.

enjoy the holes in your pocket, the burning dick, the loud high pitched noises constantly in your ear, the stress of having to fight over dumb whores, and regardless how "alpha" you may be (see war machine), you're still going to get cucked, then raped in prison for "Acting like a man" about it..

yup, real catch the whores of today are, ya'll must be something special, definitely has nothing to do with your assets/valueables, or trying to piss off their boyfriends, or trying to boost their self esteam so they settle with some gross wrinkley smelly old guy. NOPE, must b bcos you claim you're a real man on the internet, you're just that REAL..
hey what are you going to do when that clap you picked up for a third time, is now incurable?

stupid fucking moronic baby boomers don't realize how fucked they've made this country for themselves and their children. really wish you faggots get to live another 50 years to see how awful you've made the world turn out

>>735636847
Thank you. I am honestly the savage af type myself, but I've ran into my share of girls that weren't to my level, you just have to figure out how to approach it and how to make the egg crack. :)

>>735636602
girl's cute, sex is not all, really, had bitches that I had hours of savage sex but not much to do otherwise - rather have a more colorful relationship

>>735636277
Break up. /thread

>>735637132
And that's fine. Just remember that if you're both not being fulfilled sexually, everything else is gonna take a sour turn.

>>735635472

Resident 4chan PhD psychologist. Next time use a mirror so she can see you fucking her. She'll love it, problem solved. (unless she has big body issues then MAYBE not)

>>735635953


This. Problem solved

>>735635762
Be pushy and forceful. Do it in the heat of the moment. Don't say please and may I. Be a man. Girls love being dominated. I haven't met one yet that doesn't mind being thrown around like a ragdoll and hair pulling and ass slapping

>>735637247
Yea, mirror is actually something we wanted to do try soon. can't wait to see her tis week.

>>735636277
Oh boy. kys you beta cuck

>>735636955
>they settle with some gross wrinkley smelly old creepy guy
fixd

>>735637390

Your problem will be fixed, she will love doggy style after that. Girls love the intimacy and shell love being able to see you fucking her. Incorporate mirror in your sex in general. It makes everything better. You can even see her ass riding you in cowgirl. Sweet

>>735637621
Seriously. What happend to not overthinking shit and just doing it. People don't know what they want.

Great advice all. If all goes well, I post results here in the future.

>>735638008
cuck

>>735638008
post her tits or fuckoff already faggot

I was doing doggy recently and the girl kept queefing

She got embarrassed

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Reverse Cowgirl, it's pretty much the same.

>>735638092
don't have any tits now, but just so much: they are well rounded, small niples

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>>735636277
If your gf won't even blow and jerk you, and doesn't enjoy being fucked, there is something sexually wrong with her. Is her libido just that low? Or is there some kind of psychological shit going on that makes her push down natural sexual urges

>>735638717
she knows OP is a faggot so she does the bare minimum to satisfy him before taking what she wants and leaving.

>>735638118
boy that pussy loose

how many coals has she burned

Show her this
https://youtu.be/qZL0-b64uPo

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>>735638933
dubs of truth

You dun fucked up OP

>>735638717
I believe she just has a very low sex drive. Like really low. however making a shy low libido girl that maybe fucked two guys in her life moaning hard that she cums is amazing

>>735635472
Tie her up to bedpost

>>735638008
Good luck /b/ro. This is the Rising Lotus guy. I agree with mirror play to. So long as she isn't body conscious i believe it will help.

>>735635472
Have you tried being better at sex?

>>735638933
Can't argue with dubs

>>735636277
Fuck that.

>>735639400
How? I ask her what she likes or about her fatasies, she says she has none. I take time with her, try to make the journey nice. Lately she wanted some erotic text read to her, so I did - some weird shit that made her laugh. How do I get better?

>>735638118
This is due to your dick forcing air into her pussy. Unless you have a skinny dick, you will gauge out her pussy temporarily. This makes it easier for them to queef. For me if you go savage af you know your doing it right if she queefs. "I beat the hoes walls loose." a quote from a rap song for reference.

>>735636955
Nice autistic screeching.

And being 40 makes me late gen x. Boomers are in their mid 50's and up.

>>735639400
I was bad at sex long when I started, but I was a vigilant boy and tried to learn from all the girls that found me attractive enough to give it up for me. Some taught me, some just showed me. Even my current gf says, I am good with my hands. It's just that I could write 200 pages with all the things I wish I could play with my mate instantly and she's like - eeh?!

>>735636201
Hear, hear, /b/ro. Same with me - and I'm a geez. Young women are coming to realize that older dudes don't "ask" or "plead" we just fuck. And we fuck like we want to fuck. Women actually like that, /b/tards. They say they don't but they do.

inb4 "rape" - these are willing females I'm talking about - no Cosby, no coercion - just fuck them like you like and if they don't like it find another. Simple.

>>735639689
no, being 40 makes you a creepy, stinky, wrinkley faggot which creeps out any normal person while allowing psychopathic desperate sluts an easy way to feel/seem important by fuck you out of your money or just for drives around the city

>>735640097
wow such wisdom from le oldfaggot who not only browses but shitposts on a site where the majority of the population is between 12-18 years old.

please tell us more about your rapey, i mean sexy ways of getting laid sir old faggot.

>>735635472
Shes not into it cause she cant feel your tiny cock in that position

>>735639631
I've heard getting her a copy of Fifty Shades Of Gray will help. Apparently it was affective enough to get a South Park episode dedicated to it. That and you could always eat her out/finger her til she comes, since they can have multi orgasms it may entice her to get down to business and end her laziness. If she is the rare type who fucks like a bro, to get her nutt then stop, whether you got yours or not, then dont let her orgasm til your ready too cum. Essentially you just edge her til the brink then change positions to keep it interesting and to keep her going.

>>735640113
Ahh, I remember being a youngfag. You think your youth makes you superman, when all it really does is make you weaker than older guys who can take your bitch anytime they want because, when it all boils down to it, women want money. A 50 year old with a gut and a Benz and a 5000 square foot house near the beach can get all the 20 year old bitches he wants.

It's ok, however, because eventually YOU will be 40, then 50, and you will agree with me. You don't have to believe me now, but I speak the truth...

>>735640097
>Young women are coming to realize that older dudes

Ah yeah. They realize they cannot really talk to you, faggot.

>>735635472

step1: trow a candy
step2: do it quick

a comon answer?... i know

>>735640444
she says it hurts sometime.

>>735640456
>Ahh, I remember being a youngfag
so you recognize how the world views your disgusting ass when they see you creeping on youngyins?

>>735640331
First, young pleb, you'd be shocked at how many old faggots inhabit this site. Being old doesn't mean you stop being a dude, and laughing at the same stupid shit you laughed at when you were 15. Remember that as you get old yourself.

Secondly, once you've accumulated enough pussy in your life, you'll also realize what I say is true. You can claim you "know better" and that is great. Me and my gray haired buddies will just look at you sideways and smile, knowing just how full of shit you are right now, because WE were just as full of shit at your age.

mega old-dude kek.

>>735635472
Don't convince, just ask. Tell her it makes you come buckets.

>>735640696
Yeah - but it didn't stop the 20 year old girls I hung out with in the 90's from going home with the old dudes driving the Ferrari... In other words, sour grapes doesn't mean shit when the pussy just left with the old guy... kek.

u mad bro?

>>735640835
>you mad son?
Fixed

>>735640456
>A 50 year old with a gut and a Benz and a 5000 square foot house near the beach can get all the 20 year old bitches he wants.
lmao, i'd trade that in for a qt pie from my generation whome i can connect with, relate to emotionally and fuck without the aids or stinky disgusting tight ass condoms ruining it.

enjoy your incurable diseases and stressfilled life tho, you're a real inspiration to us 18 year olds on /b.
wait and see waht happens when all your monies gone

>>735640455
>Fifty Shades Of Gray
fuck fifty shades - never read it but its bullshit. have you ever read de sade? now people will tell you that's crazy shit - but let me tell you, I don't believe it is. It's something very strange for sure, strange but enlightening.

>>735640835
that's just the wrong kind of female

>>735640990
Ain't got no diseases, sonny boy. That's a nice dream you tell yourself when the qt you want to "bond" with emotionally and spiritually is meanwhile getting ass-fucked by the gray haired dentist down the street with a Porsche...

Honestly, it don't get much better than this...

>>735641150
And THAT is the secret to life, young-un: They're ALL like that.

Every one of them.

"All women are Cunts, except my Mother. But my Father assures me that indeed she is..."

>>735640716
>implying this is a "dudes" site
faggot, fuckoff you're fucking weird, which is likely the only reason you're here rather than out in the world enjoying life.
>laughing at the same stupid shit you laughed at when you were 15
you're 40 and still laughing at fart jokes?
you're the joke at that point.


>Secondly, once you've accumulated enough pussy in your life, you'll also realize what I say is true
if what you're preaching is that women bring disease, stress, and overall decrease in your cash stack, then i'd have to agree you're speaking the truth.

>>735641189
poor dentist, could get a girl fuck him in college - now he's try to play catch up - sad dentist

>>735641371
Maybe I had luck so far

>>735641395
Everyone is a neckbeard, deep down. kek. Even Brad Pitt probably thinks hes ugly and stupid and no woman would want him...

>>735641395
this.

>>735641189
if he wants my sloppy seconds, and she's disgusting enough to let him have it, fuck who am i to tell her not to. free country after all.
>meanwhile all the money he's tossing her is being given to me
>meanwhile i still flood that ass every night
>meanwhile i'll know in an instant if she's cheating (remember that connection thing)
>meanwhile you're still a faggot who has to stick to stupid desperate sluts while us youngyins have an ocean with schools of fish to choose from

>>735641189
>Ain't got no diseases
>i get plenty of hoes!
pick ONE. and only ONE. condoms don't protect from everything, and condoms fucking suck. i'd rather jerk my dick than settle for condom sex

>>735635953

I once fucked a girl, who had a long mirror along the side of the bed. Really nice. Ever nicer is that I have hunted that pussy for years and then she finally gave in. First night we fucked maybe six hours straight.

>>735641535
>Even Brad Pitt probably thinks hes ugly and stupid and no woman would want him...
well duhh, men are hideous and no woman will ever want him.
they want his money, title, or attention for dating his ass

Ok I'm gona way in on this. 25y/o here. I used to make fun of my dad for being old and shit and always believed I knew best. But as i got a little older i could see past my self centric ideology. I realized he as well as the old fags where in fact my age once. Went through the same shit every guy will go through throughout his life. On the other hand, while previous generations of women did like a hairy, take charge man, the current generation is a generation of victims and with social media putting their slutty acts on blast much faster, its become all to convenient for woman to cry rape to save their face. Which means now days men have to be more careful with how they approach things or they can get a rape charge. I believe neither side is wrong and they can learn from each other. Finally, one thing will never change in woman, they love money. So i believe rather than in fighting, we need to fortify ourselves again the onslaught of feminism.

>>735642147
>onslaught of feminism.
thirdwave feminism is how russians are destroying western ideologies, sense of morality and the society as a whole. i pity the poor people who survived ww1-2 and genuinely fought for womens rights. just to watch their image and legacy torn to worthlessness by spoiled worthless greedy little shits

>>735641044
I've never read either but heard from various media that it helps low libido women and the men that suffer from. I mean it was so efficient that South Park did an episode on. Actually i did read an article on De Sade and his family. He was ahead of his time.

>>735642147
>one thing will never change in woman, they love money

everyone does.

> one thing will never change in woman, they love money

I know a girl who's on my fuck-her-one-day-list - she's a bit psychotic but dead poor and I am six figure net worth and if all goes well I am closer to a mil in ten years. Want to meet the poor psycho bitch then take her out and then finish the evening with a fuck in her sheets naturally. If you're right, it will be like that, because she is a women and I will have the money.

>>735642599
every girl i've fucked did so knowing i've never had, never will have, a job nor a bank account big enough to even support myself, or even an inheretance coming in.
and they all keep comin back

>>735642421
A fucking men

>>735642911
knowing this, i kinda feel better about the world.
the old faggots can catch the whores and the diseases, while i'm left free to love those who aren't retarded diseas ridden whores
sure anyone can get laid, it's not a hard thing to do
but love?
good luck finding that as you get older

>>735642599
Oh ya, especially if she is poor. She is gona jump straight for that cock

>>735635472
Why the hell isn't she into doggy style? It's way less intimate. Plus you can both watch TV or movies while you plunge her.

>>735642911
You don't have to be rich to slay hoes, if you got the looks they will fuck, but its rare to see a woman settle down with a guy who doesn't have a future. Nothing wrong with that though. If all you want is pussy then your good to go. There is more than one way to win.

>>735643498
believe the point is, oldfags b wastin money and health on disease
while youngins get it free

>>735636582
Holy fuck anon you're over thinking it

>>735643583
kek

>>735643583
Perhaps but with the advances in medical tech. Allot of diseases can be cured or treated in a way where they aren't contagious. Further more there will always be girls with daddy issues that will only fuck with older men. Its something we cant enjoy til we are older

>>735636277
Get her off of Birth Control.
I speak from experience.
Some women have a bad reaction to BC where it fucking KILLS their libido. The BC dries them out, they lose their erogenous zones and don't want to have sex roughly ever.
After going almost 2 months without sex, I fear ready to walk out on my wife and told her something HAD to change. She tried other methods, but they all did the same thing to her. 7 days after she stopped taking BC, her pussy was wetter than it had been in literally YEARS, she got turned on when I touched her and she felt like having sex again.
Never going back.

>>735635472
If you need to "convince her" for doggy style, you must be kind of pathetic.
>>735636277
She's a fat bitch huh?

>>735643675
Im just speaking from experience. Some are kinky some prefer romance, if you play it right you can get the romantic ones to be kinky. The trick is to make it seem like their idea. Manipulation 101

>>735635472
She doesn't like sex period. Dump her.

>>735635472
Is there anything she's really into, like a certain position or you going down on her or something similar, that you don't do very often? If so you could always try suggesting a tit for tat thing where she gets that and you get doggystyle every now and then.

>>735640835
He does sound mad, jealous even. I'm 43, and I specifically pull 20-something girls but only go after ones in a relationship so I can cuck their fucboi

>>735635472
Yo, femanon here, this was more or less me when my bf and I started dating. Been together about 4 years, best relationship now. Well, I was not very kinky at first, but he is my world and be tells me the same, and we get along so well, I want to please him and make him happy (he implicitly pleases me). We also communicate to each other, I cannot stress this enough. You both have to know what turns each other on. I was really not into anal sex or bjs at first but my boyfriend really is, and he didn't force anything, but he definitely let me know that is something he is really into, and it would really turn him on. I'm into being tied up, so we pretty much put that together. He ties me up, fucks my ass, and I suck him off(swallow too). Oh yeah, lots of lube helps. it feels awesome and I ask him for anal nearly every day. Communication is key, and it helps for each partner to want to please the other. I hope some of this or any of it helped, sorry if i gave shit advice. Good luck to you, anon.

>>735643826
>Allot of diseases can be cured or treated in a way where they aren't contagious
no, with the sluts and stupid sacks of shit of day, the way these diseases are go like this:

>oh no i have disease after some whore gave it to me
>okay guess i'll get it cleared up
>doesn't tell spouse, bcos that'd be telling them i cheated, so fuckit i'll wait till they realize they have it then call them cheating sack of shit or i then either divorce and take all her stuff with, or i forgive her reoccurring infections from spouse
>it's now anti biotics are incapable of clearing this infection and my dick will die of cancer because of it.
condoms suck, people who tell you "you can clear those diseases now!" are fucking retarded and creating super bugs which there's no cure or treatment for.

>>735644111
I like her. As for her body: I could masturbate only to her, really.

>>735635472
>how to convince her?
That's rape YOU FUCKING PIG

>>735636277
Holy fucking shit

>>735644432
fuckoff no one believes you're a girl
tits+timestamp or stfu and gtfo.
fucking faggot trying to tell people that dipping their dick in shit is somehow normal or okay. fuck you.

>>735644432
communication - it is something that I need to learn, because I believe a lot of things are just clear: dress of, spread your legs.

>>735635472
convince her by not being in a one sided relationship you fucking cuck

>>735643826
>will always be girls with daddy issues that will only fuck with older men
>sticking your dick in crazy
never, EVER do this anon.
i shiggy diggy doo

>>735635472
fuck her everyday cowboystyle, so she Needs to do the work after a small time she begs u for doggy

>>735644713
Not really trying to get your approval of whether I'm female or not. Just trying to give some advice to Op. Also it sounds like you don't have anal sex, maybe you've had bad experiences? I asked my bf if it bothers him and he said I'm very clean

>>735644397
>I can cuck their fucboi
so you can have their sloppy seconds?
so you can taste their youngmans jizz on their lips?
being the "bull" in the cuck faggotry you dumbfucks spam here all the time is gayer than the faggot who sits and watches it happen to his spouse

>>735645071
I liek when she rides and sweats and wants me to take over.

>>735645139
why would anyone want a nasty loose dry smelly shitfilled hole, especially when there's a soft, wet, warm tight as fuck pussy half an inch beside it

>>735645312
probably has several serious mental issues her BF needs to deal with.

>>735645312
for me pussy isok

>>735644942
I would tell her that, or ask her. ' hey anon, It turns me on when you _____ and/or ____, and I would like to do _____ with you because it turns me on very much, but I don't want to force anything.' This is what my bf told me and I jumped on it. If she truly wants to be in a relationship with you, she will do what you want because you please her and that would please you.

>>735635472
Little clitoral stimulation in doggy style. Get her a vibe to play with during, or make sure that you make her have a good time once you've had your fun.

>>735635472
Maybe try pleasuring her, if you can.

>>735645312
So bad experience it is then kek

>>735644983
this

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>>735636839

lmao 4chan sexpert yea right kidddddddddd

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>>735636001
Don't forget the :3

>>735645393
Nah not really, we laugh, watch movies, play video games, have sex on the daily basis, camp, but hey if that is considered mentally unhealthy, then yes I am extremely fucked up

>>735645584
never had anal secks
>hurr durr it's clean!
no it isn't dumbass. you can bleach and heat a toilet ceramic to 1000C and i still wouldn't fuck it.
you people these days have no decency or sense of morals. disgusting.

>>735645935
>implying wanting to dip your dick in shit is at all, in any way shape or form healthy
this is the age of information dumbass, do some research about the seemingless endless diseases you're exposing yourself and your sick partner to. educate yourself as to the mental illnesses which scatfags have.
then realize anyone with a sense of morality wouldn't smear shit on their dick just to cum.
especially when there's something millions of times better right beside it

>>735645945
Well shit, I didn't know that was a fact! thank you for teaching me your facts anon!

>>735646136
Huh interesting, thank you for sharing that

>>735635472
Pull her hair make her your bitch.
She'll get into it.

>>735645650
Definitely don't forget the :3 ;3

>>735646374
>>735646197
glad i could helpt

>>735646136
Well then, gay people are fucked

>>735646593
Kek

Explain to me why you'd waste your time with someone who doesn't satisfy you.

>>735646995
>implying you have to fuck ass to be gay
fuckoff, but for the most part i guess the answer is yes.. germans are fucked too, but the world already knows that anyway

>>735645945
Cumming in her ass is more about the thought than the experience.
It isn't that dirty really.
But puss feels way better.
I only do it when she asks for it because she does cum from it.

>>735647126
desperation? fear of lonliness?
idk ask my exe's

>>735647284
you've been brainwashed.
now that you recognize it you can worth on rewiring
good luck anon.

>>735635472
Put a dish of her favourite meal at the side where the face goes.
Works everytime 10/10

>>735636327
I like your style b/ro

>>735647439
>brainwashed
in what sense?

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>>735635472

I feel like this looks a hell of a lot like an ex-girlfriend. What's her first name, OP?

>>735636847
>/b
>solid advice
Pick one

>>735647901
in the sense that you have been fed information making you think anal=pleasure
whereas anyone with any sort of common sense thinks anal=smelly shithole

>>735635472
source on pic?

>>735648130
Did you read my first post?
I said that puss=pleasure.
I personally could live my life anal free and have no regrets.
My wife asks for it because she finds pleasure in it.
She has cum multiple times during anal to the point of squirting.
I prefer puss but I don't mind anal because I can cum listening to her screams of pleasure.

>>735636277
this chick looks AND sounds too familiar. more pics by chance?

>>735636277
dose that bitch with caffeine then fuck her anon.

>>735648431
haha, she's shitting on you and it makes her cum.

haha you married a literally crazy sack of shit who cums from pooping on your dick

they used to throw people who play with shit into asylums.. why don't they do that anymore?

>>735648739
There is no shit involved nigger.
You obviously breath through your mouth and you probably also eat using your mouth.
WHAT!
WAIT!
Parts of your body can have more than one function?
You piss and cum through the same tube? But then your wife might be tasting your piss.
Better send her to the asylum.
This kid.

>>735648739
being this virgin. you unexperienced piece if shit kys.

>>735649089
>shitpipe
>cleaned, at best, by rinsing with water
you realize your digestive tract never stops moving right? either she doesn't eat and still magically shits out her last meal (near impossible without eating btw)
she's still got a shithole filled with bacteria and left over shit from her last dump, water doesn't clean shit NOTICE HOW SHIT SMEARS TOILET BOWLS ALL THE TIME?

dumbass.

>>735649217
>telling people it's okay to parttake in organ destroying activities
>telling people it's okay to practise unsanitary sex habits


>being so mentally ill you can stay hard while smelling shit
you're the one that should kill himself bub.

>>735636277
Cut that shit loose OP, it may not bother you now, but I guarantee it will eat at you before long, and you will end up resenting her. Speaking from experience here

>>735635472
Set up a game with her. You each pick one day of the month, and on that day, one person has to obey the every whim of the other. Yeah, you may have to do some shit you are not into on her day, but you get to bend her over at will on your day.

>>735649547
>you realize your digestive tract never stops moving right
Better keep that penis to yourself then.
>Like you need to worry.
>triggered virgin neckbeard.

she doesn't like it because she knows you're thinking of her friends.

>>735635472

Are you fucking dumb?

>> be having sex in whatever position
>> "babe, bend over"
>> "BUT I HATE DOGGYSTYLE YOU NIGGA"
>> "we'll switch back in a couple minutes. bend over

Whoa.. grow a pair and take charge, you pussy. If she gives you more shit, grab her hair and force her face into a fucking pillow.. so still take charge you dickless faggot

>>735635472
https://discord.
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>>735636277

>>735636277
take what you want, dont be a cuck, if your giving, you better make sure youre getting

>>735641757
>i'd rather jerk my dick than settle for condom sex

This resonates with me a sad amount.

>>735635472
Remember... rape is always an option

>>735636277
Are you fucking my wife!?!

Captain Beta, what she really wants is for you to use your secret testosterone powers and power fuck her. flip her over, take control, be a man beast and destroy some pizzay

>>735652144
I'm so glad I didn't pick a white.
Fucking lazy and impotent.
I'm white but I'd never fuck one older than 25.

>>735652380
That's what I'd do.
Make her cry a little too.
Anal usually does the trick for tears.
Then fuck her pussy again dirty and shitty.
Her fault for not cleaning up.

>>735636277
>Don't want to force her to do anything
beta
>She's also kinda lazy.
female beta

>>735641385
baby want his wah wah?

>>735645534
>try pleasuring her
tall order there

>>735650298

How is this not the most popular option?

>>735644484
that good anon? wow lucky dog.

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>>735648130
>smelly shithole
Do...do you know where we are?

>>735649547
>worried about bacteria in the poopchute
>when vaginas literally self-clean and regulate pH levels
>as if a vagina doesn't have bacteria in it
>as if female lube doesn't have bacteria in it
>as if a girl's mouth, or spit, doesn't have bacteria in it

Anon, really? Are you that dumb?
>I am for asking if you are, I'm certain of that
>even if it is rhetorical

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>>735653261
faggot wants his sloppy seconds?

>>735654250
do you know we're all bags of shitproducing meat?

>>735654347
>implying vag juice is less sanitary than someplace that doesn't clean itself, ever, and has shit passing through it multiple times of day
you can't possibly be this fucking stupid.. can you?

>>735654347
Our entire bodies are covered in bacteria, doesn't mean staph is sudenly ok.

>>735635962
learn, how to use commas please

>>735655599
lol
>bacteria
isn't even the issue.
he just can't wrap his pathetic brain washed mind around the fact that assholes are filthy.

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>>735655117
>implying shit itself is some sort of palgue-developing material your cock withers and decays from on contact
I already told you I'm dumb for asking if you're dumb, because you are. Now you're stupid enough to ask if I'm stupid after I admitted I'm dumb for asking if you're dumb.
How fucking idiotic.

>>735655599
>staph
>as if a throat or mouth can't get a staph infection
You fucking derped, nig guar.
>pic very fucking related

>>735655839
>pic related for you as well
>granted vaginas may be, but
>as if a mouth is cleaner than an asshole

>>735656291
no one was asking if you're dumb. you delusional bastard.
shit itself is obviously riddled with disease you fucking moron.
you have have parasite eggs in your poop but no worms in your body, the very breaking down of your food creates a bed for bacteria to flourish. you're literally processing rotting food by the time it's in your intestines being prepped for shitting. how the hell in your mind does the mere thought of shit, let alone rotting food not equate to illness?

tl;dr a simple rinsing wont sterilize a shithole you dumbfuck, and any anal session that lasts longer than 2 minutes will flood the room with the stench of shit.

>>735656776
how the hell in your mind does the mere thought of shit, let alone rotting food not equate to sickness in your mind?
common fucking sense people. get some