IT/Computer Repair Do you always go through people's files?

>>735626734
>Do you always go through people's files

Not always. Only if it looks like something funny could be found, judging from the desktop/programs installed

> Do you save things for yourself?

Nope.

>What are some interesting/strange things you found?

Many weird shit. People do strange things with their computers

> How much porn do people usually have?

Older dudes seem to have more porn saved to hdd. Younger guys understand u can stream porn. Many guys with viruses tho clicking on stupid ads while trying to download pron

>>735627789
>Many weird shit. People do strange things with their computers
details anon

>>735626734
A couple of old lesbians had a laptop that they couldn't clean up, for some reason. I found some throatfucking videos on there, and have since wondered which one still loved cock.

>>735626734
I'll sometimes go through the files if I stumble on something good. I don't make copies unless it's something I can't get anywhere else.

I work on one old lady's computer, and she keeps lots of pictures of her hot granddaughters.

ever found something you had to report or something still fucked up?

I'm studying cyber security at my college, and using metasploit i exploited a random guys laptop from the class below us.

I found a .jpg called "Fappic" and it was a picture of a girl around 6 years old with a dildo up her cunt.

i shit you not.

>>735629626
how? what happened next?

>be me
>user gets new phone
>hey anon I'm an idiot can you take my SD card out and put it into the new phone? I need my pictures.
>be me Inc next day
>anon I need to speak with you about idiots new phone
>dickpics.png
>idiot tried to blame me for a picture her husband put on her phone

Not an exciting story but it's a story.

>>735629626
neat.jpg

>>735626734
>How much porn do people usually have?
I've got at least 2TB across all my drives.

>>735628763

Some dude wanted to "recover data for the 2nd SD card from his S7 Edge". Obv there is no 2nd SD card. What he was thinking of was the internal memory. So he tore the whole thing into pieces until he found the speaker which he thought was holding the "2nd SD card". After he ripped it out and tore the speaker itself apart finding no SD card he came to our shop looking for help finding his data

>>735630496
Sounds about right

I tend not to browse too much. I've never kept anything.
Most people's computers are dull and boring as all fuck.

>>735629626
I hope you fucking reported it and dragged his ass to the police.
That is disgusting and should not be tolerated.

>>735632874
it'd be better to root his computer and let him download more of that shit, and youd have full access to his stash

>>735626734
I never go through people files cuz I dont give a fuck bout dem boi straight up real shit here

I usually find wins on about 70 percent of PCs i work on.

The best is when parents bring me their daughters laptops.

I work for college IT. My dept has a "hip" name which is really fucking dumb and makes us sound like idiots, but w/e. Half of my coworkers are arrogant pricks even tho they've been in IT for a year or two and still can't get their way through a windows reinstall without 5 google searches.

Mostly I just look through your google search history to see if you tried to figure out your issue yourself (surprisingly most do but suck with keywords). If you're a hot girl, maaaybe I'll peak into photos. Never seen any nudes yet tho. If you're a gross dude (read: indian or pakistani) I'm going to get your shit done as quickly as possible because I'm sure you look at blonde girl porno.

some notes:

Indian guys have filthy fucking keyboards from the greasy ass snacks they eat.

Lots of hispanic girls have their computers in spanish even when they speak english as a first language

Girls with sorority stickers on their laptops make tons of searches about how to fit in to their sorority, especially the desperate first years. White girls are the worst about this, especially the rich ones who always have something to prove

black dudes tend to have their computers mostly untouched except the browser, which has all default settings. never had an update done

Muslim girls look at makeup all day and watch plenty of videos about dating white men (judging by their youtube recs on the youtube home page). Plenty of selfies on their desktops without a hijab (if they wear it)

Indian girls also look at loads of makeup and white boys, usually have pics saved in their documents folder or on their desktop of indian guys who dress/groom themselves like middle class white dudes. half them are on a dance team

freshman are fucking retards who will literally download anything.exe to get free textbooks and inevitably need a reinstall when they get a rootkit. god fucking dammit, learn to use libgen and a virus scanner you fucking idiots

Usually I dont. I have bought a laptop once that had the one user that didnt format but deleting everything else. Unknowingly leaving their login and passwords saved.
Chubby woman had some seeking rich guy social media login thing still saved.
Didnt care too much about it though

>>735626734

Soon to be wife has an uncle who's shady as fuck.

He asked me to go over his tablet. Get gmail set up and other stuff.

He gives me his email address and password.

This going to be good.


I get it connected and while I'm going through his email is see a shit ton of back page shit. I go deeper. Cont.

>>735634473

So I go to his history.

Literally every fucking hooker on back page. His trophy wife (who looks like the crypt keeper with bolt ons) is standing 5 feet from me. I keep looking.

>Do you always go through people's files?
Not all the time. Only if it seems like they might have something interesting. I'll go through USB that I've found left by patrons. I've found pictures of a chick who had markings on for breat augmentation surgery but that's about it.
>Do you save things for yourself?
Yes. I found a USB with Gorillaz's discography and kept it. Few movies too. Best find was the pictures I found mentioned above.
>What are some interesting/strange things you found?
I once found a coupon book made by a weeby dude for his gf. It was silly.
>How much porn do people usually have?
People mostly don't delete their internet history or downloads. From my experience girls tend to watch more porn than guys. Or guys browse in incognito.

>>735634603

He literally has a history from 6 no the of back page hookers. Everything. Classy, trash, Latinas, chunks.

I never saw one nigger.

What did I learn? Never fuck down. Always fuck up. Avoid niggers. Kek.

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>>735634695
How would you react and what would you do if you found a folder containing thousands of non-nude and non-lewd pictures of little girls, many categorized (folders) by name, on someone's computer in the same folder titled "Cuteness" containing another one which has thousands of pictures of cute animals, with some puppies categorized (folders) by name, that both of these cute folders are contained in the "Inspiration" folder that is part of a bigger "Art" folder which also contains thousands of paintings, drawings, sketches and sculptures all categorized (folders) by artist? What if that same person also had 10 times that amount of pictures but of 18+ women and that, though many are erotic, not a single one (picture) shows a cock/penetration? Would you still suspect that person of being a pedophile and possessing cp? Would you report that person or tell/ask him something when you'll see him again? What would you be thinking exactly in your head?

>>735634064
My nigga I work at an IT help desk at my college too. I can vouche for all of this. Fucking Indians and middle eastern dude have (physically) the dirtiest computers ever. I once got my fingers spiced bc the Indian guy was eating something spicy WITH HIS HANDSOME then touched his keyboard. They also tend to be riddled with viruses.
>when I see them with a p2p program, I'll run the program and start to seed.
>see them a week later with their network disabled
>they have to pay $150 to get their wifi privileges reinstated.

>>735626734
I used to do support in the Central Valley of CA, on one PC I found a picture of the computer users pussy covered by a bunch weed buds.

>>735634999
Speaking as an IT guy and not a /b/tard, I would take note of it and tell my superiors. He probably has nudes of those girls but as hidden files. The fact that I found that and I'm touching his computer would gross me out.
>inb4 moralfag
It's the real world, not /b/. Being edgy won't advance me.

>>735635168
*with his hands and then.
Thanks autocorrect

>>735635366
What would you tell your superiors exactly (the phrase)? What would gross you out about it? The fact that you suspect that there would be hidden files? What if it's genuinely 100% innocent and that you don't find any hidden files?

I got a new computer and gave my stepson my old one when he was 16 or so. A couple of years later he moved out and left it behind. When I went to set it up as a Minecraft machine for my younger daughter, I found nudes he had left on there of his ex gf. Too bad she was a landwhale

I used to always go hunting for files, now I just don't care. Most people get the urge out of their system within a few years. Now I've seen it all and don't really want to see their shitty porn.

Phone repair is where the interesting stuff is now anyway. Not many people under 30 keep interesting shit stored on an actual computer.

>>735636175
Other than that, I've never found anything good, and I always check.

If I did find CP or other illegal content, I'd only report it if it appeared that the owner was actually molesting children, or keeping a rape dungeon dull of cheerleaders or whatever.

helped my little brother with laptop problems, found 530ish gigs of pregnant chicks getting fucked/dancing, he was 14 at the time

>>735636222
This. This so fucking much.

Every time anyone (within reason, not looking through a landwhale's or an anime dude's phone) gives me a phone to look at, I'm definitely going through their camera roll to look for snapchat nude screenshots (if a guy) or nudes (if a girl). Haven't found anything yet, most people just have food pictures, pictures of homework to cheat and copy, pictures from greek events.

Any footfriends here? What if you found gigs of top-tier feet pictures and videos?

>>735634064
where are there indian and muslim girls?

what about asian girls?
any difference between white and brown asians?

>>735637813
>where are there indian and muslim girls?
The fuck are you talking about?

>what about asian girls?
shitty english, either super nice or super rude when they ask for help. mostly fucking rude because their daddies are wealthy as fuck.

>any difference between white and brown asians?
for brown asians, see indian on my last post. white asians mostly into league stuff if guys, girls are mostly into makeup as well or fashion. most of their stuff is in korean/chinese so hard to tell.

>>735638635
>The fuck are you talking about?
Where have you been where there exists a significant number of indians and muslim females?

>>735638826
I was talking about IT support on my college campus. diversity bullshit loves brownies, especially girls. We get a mix of everybody, including muslim and/or indian girls.

you'd be surprised how much they like white dudes. Seen a few talking about cucking their brown SO for a white guy... or even another brown girl.

>>735634999
I need answers, lads.

>>735639190
yea im white and i already fucked 2 brown asians, both married to brown men. unfortunately im just not around any any more.

>>735639362
Yeah, we all know your type. The creepy, kinda fat dude with sloppy facial hair and a messenger bag with lots of anime stickers on it, gaming laptop with an anime girl as your laptop wallpaper. I know you have weird shit on your computer as soon as I see you outside the window walking inside. I'm pretending to be busy on my computer and I don't want to see your laptop because I know there's weird shit like you said or some gay manga porn. I'll tell you how to google your issue and figure out what it is, then excuse myself to the bathroom and let someone else help you.

>>735635662
nigga cut to the chase what did you find

>>735640403
Exactly what I described.

>>735635662
in my country if I have a suspicion that somebody might have CP it is a crime if I don't report it.

That's why I don't snoop. if you find CP your options are:
-commit federal crime and potential prison time
-tell superiors, have it publicly known I snoop, be forced to change careers

>>735640312
What if that person doesn't look creepy at all and is a very likeable person which you'd realize just by listening to him talk to you face to face for less than thirty seconds? What if that person despite liking anime is the polar opposite of a weeaboo? What's weird about liking cute things without perverting them? What's the "issue"? You're a very judgemental person, anon, that's your issue.

>>735640871
> You're a very judgemental person, anon
you're the autist asking if someone is gonna go peeking through your creepy semi-cp image stash. don't go asking for answers unless you want the truth.

>>735640871
Ur one step far from being a fucking pedo u know that right?

>>735640577
You would suspect that this person has cp?

>>735641190
What "truth"? You just made up a whole character.

>>735641283
Is that person also "one step" from being a zoophile? What does that even mean?

>>735641294
>You would suspect that this person has cp?
hard to tell from your description exactly what it entails tbh. and like I said, I don't snoop. not worth the risk.

>>735641380
no one cares about your creepy fapstash unless it contains real cheese, now fuck off

>>735641294
Damnit, you are really starting to bother me, anon. Wtf are you wanting to hear? That we all think you are a pedo? That we dont think anything is strange about you at all? Do you want confirmation that you're a normal person? Maybe even wanting to hear that you are the opposite of normal? I fucking hope that you are a 12 year old boy, or better yet, a girl, and that your fascination with young girls would be legitamite. Beyond that, if you are worried, learn some tech. Id reccomend starting with encryption and virtual machines.

>>735641622
>hard to tell from your description exactly what it entails tbh
It's literally just a folder titled "Cute little girls" that contains innocent pictures, inside the same "Cuteness" folder that contains another folder titled "Cute animals" that contains innocent pictures.

>>735641626
You seem upset. Why didn't you answer my question?

>>735626734

Computer/Smartphone repair store employee here

>Do you always go through people's files?
depends on their age, looks, time for it, ..

>Do you save things for yourself?

Yea I can't view like more than the thumbnails at my workplace so I transfer it to my external hd

>What are some interesting/strange things you found?

A lot of stuff. porn mostly.
uncountable pics and vids of couples or girls
seen one guy stripping his friends gfs dress off after sneaking into her room while she seemed passed out

have tons of stories

>How much porn do people usually have?

guys more on their hd, girls stream
alhough streaming seems to push through in general

>>735630631
>the sound off a dead speaker

>>735641809
I worked in IT support. But in a hospital. So i didnt snoop around. It was all Business PC for medicals. If i found something you described i would probably copy stuff. Wait some weeks. Then go into Public WLAN with vpn and send cops Email with stuff, Name and Adress and let them decide

>>735641809
>a folder titled "Cute little girls"

Ive actually already called the FBI on you

>>735641739
>you are really starting to bother me
Why is that? I'm just wondering about what would go through people's heads, what they would think about that person while having found something 100% innocent. I'm also thinking about a possible frustration that they would feel in response to the failure of their digging which didn't confirm their suspicions and whether they would still have negative feelings towards that person for literally no good reason. It's what I'm noticing in the rude responses actually.
>I fucking hope that you are a 12 year old boy, or better yet, a girl, and that your fascination with young girls would be legitamite.
You believe that only a psychopathic potential child rapist is able to find happiness by gazing the innocent faces of cute little animals and little girls? What about a melancholic person who has suffered a lot in his life and whose "fascination" is 100% innocent and also the result of his artistic interests?
>encryption
The person has absolutely nothing illegal to hide.

>>735626734
>Do you always go through people's files? Do you save things for yourself? What are some interesting/strange things you found? How much porn do people usually have?

no, rarely go through them. only go through if hot chick or pervy old dude.

only hot nudes

one dude got in serious trouble with his wife. he was a holier than thou youth minister. had a hard drive going out and wanted stuff saved. downloaded everything i could to an external drive. his wife picked it up and went chernobyl on him - had a ton of anal sex vids and pics.

he tells her it must have been me who used his computer for porn while I had it, so the wife calls up to bitch me out and berate me for being a heathen. i invite her up to show her the dates on the files, and where they were copied from. she apologizes and goes home to get ballistic on him. he calls my boss to get me fired, boss tells him to stop being a pervert and go fuck himself.

>>735642264
Why though?

>>735642507
at this point, not sure if actual creepy pedo or troll

everyone with half a brain in IT knows not to snoop in folders with those kinds of names anyways.

>>735642507
>find happiness by gazing the innocent faces of cute ... little girls?

you only look at cute llittle girls but not cute little boys? so youve chosen based on sex. youve sexualized cute little children

>>735642641
Now THATS funny

>>735642641
> he calls my boss to get me fired, boss tells him to stop being a pervert and go fuck himself.

IT bosses are the best because they knows users are fucking idiots

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>>735626734
once fixed a 15 year old boys laptop, shit was littered with virus and filled to the brim with Pokemon porn. shit was pretty funny.

>>735630229
why though?

i mean, there's no way you've watched that much porn. it would take years.

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