ive been catfishing bisexual & lesbian girls for years now,

On a scale of 1 - Hillary Clinton, how much of a sad pathetic loser do you feel, having to catfish to get nudes?

>>735621230
It's me my nigger from snapchat haha

You aren't going to give like a list? On your techinques?

Got any mega folders?

>>735621230
prove it op

>>735621230
Post some hot wins

Well how do you do it, Anon?

>>735621230
I'm honestly curious. So, what to girls like?

What kind of stuff do you guys talk about? Do you get serious?
I used to catfish as a gay guy on Gaia when I was in high school (femanon). It was surprisingly common

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>>735621428
Ive gotten more pus than you, plus I have a gf. next switch Hillary Clinton with ur name

>>735621462
what up

>>735621501
here's a guide

>>735621644
incoming

>>735621672
check out this guide

>>735621660
requests?

>>735621700
same shit we like, girls are just as horny as guys.... but not really for dick.

Post you best vids

>>735621230
Do you stick to your area or do you do different states? And what apps do you use?

>>735621760
Anything with leather/kinky shit if you got it :)

>>735621760
Don't know do you get any webm? Preferably a hot bitch getting fucked

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>>735621749
all kinds, mostly sexual shit. I made the mistake of getting attached to this girl and she later got really paranoid because she saw pics of me online and was wanting to call me on the phone at that second and I broke it off, blocked and even deleted my accounts. I really really liked her it made me upset, now I just try to stick to business

>>735621809
here's one

>>735621837
I used to jump state to state but lately my fakegps app doesn't seem to wanna work so I'm stuck.

>>735621230
enjoy your aids uwu

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>>735621985
here's one webm I have saved, unfortunately I hit my limit on webm conversions on cloud convert unless someone can suggest something else.

>>735621230
My SIL. I must get her to A- start to like me, and B- plant the seed that will lead her to want to fuck me. Suggestions? I'm 37/m. She's 33.

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>>735621911
lemme see what I got

>>735621760
Yeah, granted I never catfished but I will say this is solid texting game. I generally do this shit. Except the catfishing part.

Why do you do it? Aren't there better ways to spend free time?
If someone noticed you're catfishing, would you admit to it?

>>735622363
Not same anon. But if you have any latex shit aswell. Please post

>>735621989
Aww, she's adorable

Your girlfriend will find out one day and you'll be so fucking ashamed

>>735622360
I've come very close to this, once I showed one of the girls a picture of the real me saying "I'm fucking this guy tonight" and she replied "hes cute we should have a threesome". that happened another time with another girl and the third one I introduced myself within a chat and I talk to the girl and she sent me nudes as myself, we would also webcam and shes gonna come to my city in a couple of years, I would fuck her but I have a gf now

>>735622427
whats your success rate? percentage wise

>>735622457
I'm a night owl, I spend my day working and doing fun stuff but at night I'm always the only one awake and soo are girls.. horny ones, nope never.

>>735622607
shes caught me doing stupid shit before, nothing I cant handle thanks bitch

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>>735622466
>>735621911
this is probably the closest I have, surprisingly the really hot girls don't do that shit, its mostly the weird ugly ones.

>>735622971
What are the kinks of hot girls? And what kinda guys they like?

>>735622971
i found out that the hot ones tend to be boring /vanilla in bed while the average ones tend to do more things and the ugly/fat ones will do anything to keep a man happy in bed

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>>735623189
this is very true actually

>>735623181
threesomes seem to be a popular one, did you know that bisexual girls have a 89% of being open to a FFM threesome? and we don't spend a lot of time talking about what kind of guys they like, sometimes I come up with a story just for fun "you should come fuck me and my bf" they literally agree to it and never see a pic of the guy. most girls with bf's are way outta their league tho

>picrelated

seriously how does this fat shit get this girl who is open to threesomes?

>>735623625
>seriously how does this fat shit get this girl who is open to threesomes?
Sexual compatibility and kinks =/= looks, anon.

>>735623625
got the nudes?!

>>735621230
is there any album we can use... to catfish a girl... so pics to use to catfish?

>>735621230
what picture sets do you use?

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>>735623947
one of the few girls I didn't use tinder to find.

>>735623962
>>735624085
if you google: tumblr they post nudes
you will find sets

>>735623625
Most fat guys with girlsfriends either make a lot of money, were not fat before they started dating/married, are very social in a certain scene (i.e. perhaps: videogames, computer science, christianity) and became very close friends, or were not fat AND super hot(handsome). pick 1. the relationship triangle is lover-friends-sexuality.

>>735621989

more of her?

Where do you usually find your targets? I've been going at it on Kik with a low succes rate. And do you keep trying if they say theyre not into girls?

>>735624181
damn any mirror shots?

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>>735624516
like this?

>>735624465
gotchu

>>735624497
theres your problem: kik. I use tinder, and if they are on tinder and we match, trust me they are into girls.

>>735624181
Got more of this girl?

Do you have any mega folders?

>>735624739

like that but naked preferably haha

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>>735624803

>>735624870
ive seen too many whiteknights for this

>>735621230
This is stupid and you are a stupid faggot

>>735624739
I like op's that are informative and respound to everyone
>op is not a faggot.

>>735624739
Time to step it up then, do you have a catfish set to work with for us to download?

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>>735624897
unfortunately not, she is very paranoid about sending me pics with face.

>>735625001
Even more hopefully?

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>>735624465

>>735624739
Any fresh 18yr olds?

>>735621230
>I lie to people online

Damn really? That's just fucking original as fuck!

OP is a sad little faggot. I hope someones boyfriend kicks the fuckoutta you. He wouldnt even have to be strong.... i mean... you pretend to be a girl on the internet. My nan could belt you

>>735621989
What the fuck did she just eat her vag snot?

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>>735625193
its crazy, I have 2 catfish accounts and I saw her on a story for one of my girls I talk to, I didn't wanna be an asshole and ask her about her friend so I just got on her Instagram and found her on her followers (I could tell by the huge tits on the profile pic) I added her with my other catfish account, dm'ed her and it turns out she liked girls too, snapped me tit pics within minutes (said she's never sent nudes to a girl before)

Can I request a try on a snapchat name?

Out of all the sexualities who would you say is the most faithful to their partners? What about bisexuals, do they tend to be more faithful to their bfs or gfs?

>>735625580
its very common for girls to do this

>>735625632
only if she likes girls, you would have to email me her insta tho

>>735625633
lesbians for sure, I've met only 2 lesbian chicks that were sending me nudes behind their gf's back, but bi sexual girls seem to be the least faithful

>>735625342
kek at this butthurt cuck

>>735625784
No man. There's tasting yourself and there's eating the mucus. That's nasty! The vag produces mucus naturally and its really bitter stuff.

>>735625784
What do you think about getting people's kik's from omegle?

>>735621230
Anything from Portland area?

>>735625784
Have kik? Otherwise pass me the adress and I'l hit you up

>>735625958
like I said.. this still happens all the time

>>735625988
I'm not very up to date with omegle, isn't that a webcam chat? so technically it proves that they are real and there's no chance of getting catfished?

>>735626056
a couple however I noticed that when I jump to Portland all girls look the same, I thought it was just a meme but every girl seemed to have short blue/red/purple hair filled with tats & piercings.

>>735626174
@ashleyisyourlove <--- kik

>>735625283
I'm looking for some

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>>735624337

2nd: ex military guy here, now a fat slob, with hot looking wife who now supports me here. She is also open to 3somes w other chicks, kinda hard to get other hotties because I'm fat but good looking younger chubbies go for it often. Can't complaint.

> very social in a very social in a certain scene (i.e. perhaps: videogames...)

>videogames

Pic related

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Tinder is a goldmine for catfishing. Too many matches to answer them all.

>>735626252
Sent

>>735626488
I also had about 2,000 matches until I shut it down and started fresh, I noticed that it would take forever to load but not its blazing fast without all the thousands of girls, is that a prob for u?

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>>735625283

Yeah I have noticed after using my gf Tinder to find girls for threesomes that girls are super down to meet up and bang as long as you don't say too much and just leave it up to in person. I copy paste the same three lines when I match with a girl and usually get a number, get them over and bang after a hour or so of talking smoking/drinking. they are dtf just not single guys haha

>>735626626
Yeah. Takes about 1 minute to load the chat. Thinking about starting over.

>>735621230
Dump em

>>735621230
any screenshots/webms of ebony married women?

I have a fetish for black women who are married but are into women secretly..

>>735626679
Love those tits & nips. How much more of her u got?

>>735626679
def need more of her damn

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>>735626909
how's this?

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>>735626930
a couple more, I only snapped her one night I believe. she would send a nude and fall asleep right after so it annoyed me

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>>735627231
sexy.

>>735623625
>seriously how does this fat shit get this girl who is open to threesomes?

boat will do it errytime. almost as good for getting puss as a swimming pool in the backyard

>>735626488
Got any from rebecka?

>>735627231
backstory: sometimes I pretend to be drunk with a friend looking for a guy to fuck in a threesome just to see how other girls react, this chick in particular was down to have a foursome with some random guy even tho she had a man.

>>735621760
Your guide says girls are not horny for guys, however girls are horny enough to fuck with men and women. Often they'll lean more towards women because less potential drama. Don't have to worry about a faggot trying to blackmail or view them as their future waifu because she sent him a titty.

I can get just as many sluts to post nudes without the catfishing. If thats the ultimate goal of catfishing anyways.

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Not OP, but here's a Butterface for you guys

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>>735627908

The struggle is finding a girl pictures pack to use for snapchat

>>735627590
Nah, started chatting with her 30 minutes ago

>>735627901
>I can get just as many sluts to post nudes without the catfishing.

where is your collection fag?

>>735628161
Just add random girls on snapchat and use their "my story" pics. That's a good start.
Then when you get nudes from a girl, you can use them too.

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>>735621760
nice guide if u like ugly attention whores. congrats

>>735628293
Get us some wins

>>735629010
She went to sleep. But I'll check my folder. Maybe I got something for you there

>>735621230

Has your catfishing ever led to any kind of real sex?

>>735629146
Appreciate it bro

>>735629215
no, unfortunately one of the reasons for me starting this was because I had a gf but still wanted to see girls without cheating.

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>>735629413

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>>735629707

>>735629707
Nudes??

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>>735629754

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>>735629913

>>735629913
Holy fuck, vids?

>>735626488
get nudes from Hanna

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>>735629952

>>735629913
>>735629877
>>735629835
OP Here, you got talent. you need to kik me or email broo

>>735622186
Anymore of this one?

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>>735625622
Damn. Crazy indeed. Those tits are epic though. Post more?

>>735629974
Ofc I got vids

>>735621230
>save a bunch of snapchat photos like a faggot who enjoys text ruining sexy images
>proceed to pretend to be some sort of wizard at getting women
>when bored enough proceed to respond to every post in a shit thread i created claiming i'm super kewl and good at getting uglies and faggots pretending to be a girls nudes
or
>only gets regurgitated catfishes of other faggots doing the same thing as him
>actually believes he's learned some insight of women
really you're just a bored ass faggot shitposting.
fuck you faggot OP.

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>>735623925
Money

Any tips on how to not get banned from Casper? I've had 2 accounts permabanned from SC and 1 has a long suspension.

>>735630162
>being this triggered in the summer
>infinite fag points

>>735630012
Sure, I'll download kik

>>735630225
Thanks dude. That looks so damn similar to somebody I know that if it weren't for her having different tattoos I would have questioned it.

>>735630342
I stopped using casper just because of that, I heard you have to root your phone but my phone doesn't have root.

>>735630422
What do you use instead?

>>735630131
Post them

Can you try this on a girl if I give you her snap?

>>735630569
gonna sound really ghetto but I take pics of my laptop screen, black and white pics have better quality and no one has even noticed.

>>735630352
ashleyisyourlove
kik me when you do

>>735629796
What is a 'WOOD MEEKEND'?

>>735630676
how do you save the snaps they send then without casper?

>>735630587
Converting them now

>>735631215
mobizen, screen recorder

>>735631220
I'm waiting :^)

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>>735630006
Omfg that pussy is amazing!

>>735630131
>>735631220
Doing God's work

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>>735631622
5/6

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>>735631901
Last one

If I give you a girl's snapchat/insta, will you try her?

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>>735621230

>>735631944
Any pussy shots?

>>735630066
Eh? Is that one you're catfishing? A fem going for chicks with a dude-account or what? Since she wants your dick, apparently

>>735632919
I'm not OP. I catfish as a guy

>>735633438
If you catfish as a guy, do you just have nudes of a random dude or find a bunch of dick pics to use?

>>735633438
drop more stuff man, hopefully of more norwegian chicks, loving it so far

>>735621230
>>735621230
As a fellow piece of shit with no skills like yours, bravo. These sluts no men would get to see naked otherwise. You do the world a favor, anon.

>>735630347
am bort

>>735633634
Only a couple of hundred

>>735633634
doing gods work makes it worth it i'd say, you should thank the bastard

>>735621230

But you're also being catfished. You're jerking off with another dude.

>>735634238
win win

>>735634238
idiot lol thinks I don't know whos real and whos not..

>>735622971
For straight girls, the hottest ones aren't usually into kinks, but the 8/10 are.

Mostly blacks and whites. Barely any latinas, and I've only met one asian.

>>735634423
drop less rebuttals and more pics

>>735621989


i catfished a girl and got attached too RIP

>>735627231
you sure that wasn't another catfish trying to see 'you' having sex?

>>735633952
Yo, kan du sende meg melding på kik? Mikaladss

>>735633952
bro, del mer norske då, når du forst er i gang

I've catfished plenty as a guy.

No idea how I did it. Appaerently im an 8/10, but honestly i think its because i look like a hot chick with a beard.

Got a gf and managed to score 11 bisexual girls. Gf isnt bisexual, but likes hearing the stories.

In the last week I managed to get this 17 year old chick who's into both of us, cucked 2 other guys that where into her for fun, and got her calling me daddy. (serious daddy fetish, fuckin love it). She doesn't even live in the same state as me.

This 17 year old chick bangs about 2 girls a night on tinder. its insane, I knew girls hook up HEAPS with other girls, but never in my life did I ever think how much. OP you're legit as fuck, but one thing you gotta realise is that weight doesnt matter. You can be fat as a guy, and girls will still wanna fuck you. Only gay guys are into muscle. Chicks are into hot faces and tits. Slightly chubby or athletically skinny is the way to be if youre a dude. And get a feminine face, chance of pussy goes up 10000%

>>735634743
I catfished a girl who gave me a fake name. 3 years later we're together for real

>>735622607
Catfished for nudes. Gf found out. Was ok with it. Now often watches when I do it.

>>735635183
>girls like slightly chubby men with feminine faces

wtf

>>735635266
>>735635183
Your girls are fucking amazing. How are they not jealous? Is something wrong with them?

>>735621230
What should i do if a girl I'm catfishing asks to see my insta and i dont have one?

>>735635273
Its weird, but its the truth. Secret unlocked.
I go to bars, act super coy, get hit on by girls all the time. They come to me.

Almost every girl ive dated has put makup on me, and its always lead to sex. I dont know why, but most chicks are bisexual, and most of them want to fuck a girly dude that doesnt act girly. its safer that way, and a "best of both worlds" kinda deal for them.

Why do you think girls always have that 1 gay friend? they want to fuck him.

>>735635511
....wut....

Where do you get the phone number for reg at Facebook and Whatsapp?

>>735631944
Thanks op

I've done this before. Wasn't that hard really. Made a fake profile with a hit chick I had matching nudes for and then just talked to lesbians and some of them I didn't even have to ask like I asked one chick to see a better picture of her forearm tattoo but she instead sent a picture of her tits with her tattoo in the pic but hard to see lol

>>735635625
Its weird but, if you want girls to hit on you? be a girl. If youre a guy, look like one, but for the love of god DO NOT act like one.

Girls hit on other girls and do a "dom-sub" type of deal. one of then usually takes the lead, acts more masculine. A girly guy that takes the lead? youre gold. you may even find a dom chick, but theyre rarer as they usually go for the small submissive girls too.

I mostly only fucked dom chicks through other sub chicks introducing me to them.

Not a BDSM club or anything, but most people are usually into the dom-sub roles unless youre a vanilla normie faggot.

i sound weird as fuck right now but hey, at least im getting this out there.

>>735635509
make one, to seem legit go to one of those annoying "free followers" accounts, follow about 1,000 people from that account and roughly around 300 people will follow you back, after a couple of days you can unfollow them slowly little by little

>>735635330
Mine like the "forbidden" part of it.