>>735618213 "hey kid, where the fuck are your

>>735618213
Tell her that this is not the kitchen

>>735618213
Bitch looks like she missed a few meals. Offer her my left overs and then call someone to get it out of my room.

>>735618213
What girl?

>>735618213
Ask her to pick up the soap she dropped because my back hurts

>>735618213
Security!

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>>735618213

>>735618213
Call the front desk

trun 360° and walk away

>>735618430
joke's on you, she died 4 years ago !

Seems like a trap, better rape fast

>>735618480
Moon walking takes a lot of energy.

>>735618213
Text the agency several pictures of asians then call my CC to reverse the charge until I get what I ordered

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>>735618430
............................................

>>735618213
>Tell her that if that skirt isn't hiding a large fluffy bush she can get the fuck out.

Turn on water and hold shower door shut

>>735618213
Grab her by the hair and yank her 75 lbs body out of my hotel room into the hallway, then lock the door behind me. Annoying little cunt.

>>735618520
:( sorry for ur loss, bud

>>735618851
kek'd

>>735618213
Strip naked and shower with her of course

>>735618520
did you reply to the post that day tho?

>>735618520
Brent?

>>735618213
how'd you get into my room?
were the people here before?

>>735618213
Call security get her dumped.

>>735618430
I hope you step into some dog poop today, you faggot!

>>735618959
Kek

>>735618213

rape her, fuck her, and impregnate her

Call security, wait outside until the kid is removed.
Seriously who leaves their fucking kid in a hotel? Annoying.

>>735618430
how is the picture relevant to that horrible curse?

>>735618520
bob?

apparently it's a trap

i have no further info though

First, I call my mom and tell her I'm probably going to prison for a few years but can't say why. Then, I hang up the phone and invite the girl to join me in bed.

>>735618213
"Hello, is this the front desk? I've got a complaint, someone planted a trap in my bathroom".

>>735618213
Not what I had in mind when they said "Free minibar"...

>>735618213
let her hold the shower head, who the fuck makes a shower with no head resting place?

>>735618213
kill it with fire

>>735619317
It's great bait mate , an you bit dumb shit

Go onto /x and make up a ghost Skinwalker story and talk about the guns and my homemade bombs I used.

>>735618213
ask her where her mommy is
fuck her mommy when i find her

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>>735619317
That was a thread like 10 minutes ago that was a "fill in the blank spaces" thread

This of course popped up

So it made sense in that thread

Here... not so much

Dude thinks he's karma whoring on Reddit I guess.

>>735618213
LOL. You think I'm letting that little girl leave my room? Hell no.

>>735619822
It's actually the opposite. You're going to die.

>>735619471
>invite the girl
>invite
If you don't rape bitches that look like this they will screw with you

>>735619822
How responsible of you. You wouldn't let her go outside without finding somebody from her family to take her home.

>>735619924
What do you think I had in mind once I got her in bed... cuddles and a fucking Disney movie?

>>735620037
Think about that for a minute. You're not going to let some creepy little girl out of your sight even though she had no means to get inside your hotel bathroom to begin with? Pretty sure you're the pray.

>>735618430
replied

>>735620126
I dunno man....you seem like a faggot, so it's possible.

>>735618213
Tell her she's too old and to gtfo

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>>735618520
sam?

>>735620235
*prey

>>735619812
Ty immunity cat

>>735618430
You bitch

>>735620578
I'm drunk give me a break

I would have sex with her in the missionary position without a condom of course for the purpose of procreation. After we made love and basqued in the afterglow I would then make her hard boiled eggs, perfectly made where the yolk is still fully yellow.

>>735618430
lol

Kill her and try to dispose of the body. Only chance I have of not being arrested if this ever happens.

Pull my already hard cock out and get to work

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>>735620430
> seem like a faggot

That? That's just a ploy to get her comfortable enough to join me in bed willingly

you're all sick fucks what if that was your daughter?

>>735621100
>you're all sick fucks what if that was your daughter?
Then she'd call me daddy. Dick like diamonds now!

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I prefer her sitting on the toilet

>>735618430
a

>>735621100
I'd tell her to stop being such a stupid bitch and take her clothes off before getting in the shower.

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>>735620770
Okay....you brought it back. Good job

>>735621214
KEK

>>735618213
Tell her to get the fuck out, man's got to wash his balls.

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>>735619812
allahu akbar

be gone immunity cat

>>735621214
Moar?

>>735618213
Obviously anon is a poorfag as these are standard shower bitches in any swank hotel,

This here
https://youtu.be/qZL0-b64uPo

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Consider this a warning guys.

>>735618213

Tell her that you promise you won't tell her parents she broke into a hotel room, which is criminal and might lead to prison, as long as she does a few things, none of which will hurt.

Tell her that she has to do some simple things, first do just like you, take of clothes.

Then approach her, tell her she has to accept. Touch her boobs, kiss them, lick them. Finger her while doing this. Then start to kiss her while fingering.

Ask her to get down on her knees and use her hands to touch your now rock hard dick. She must feel how big and hard it is. Take her hand and show her how to stroke it.

Now, tell her to open her mouth and taste it, then show her how to properly blow you.

Finish by fucking her and coming in her mouth and tell her to swallow.

Take her number, and repeat the above anytime you like.

>>735618430
k

>>735621214

>those hands
>those shoulders

that's a boy isn't it

>>735618430
b

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>>735622490
> fuck

This Anon may be right.

>>735622213
>then show her how to properly blow you.
>show her
You have a guy for that or do you carry a dildo around with you?

"Excuse me I paid for this room you need to get out"

>>735618430
fuck you

>>735618851
that's a fuckin nigga

>>735618430

>>735621214


MORE@@@@@@!!

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>>735618213
>unzips penis