This thread is cursed. If you post in it, you will become a woman

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This is fake. There's no way I'm going to turn into a beautiful, slender, young blonde woman tomorrow. It's just not going to happen.

Would I be a sexy girl or a weird SJW with a short blue/green/red haircut and a disgusting body ?

>>735606434
Oops I posted

Eat my ass OP

Gib pussy

Woops

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>>735606434
a sexy and cute anime girl or some 3D shit?

>>735606434
Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work

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Don't threaten me with a good time.

please

I call bullshit

Oh no, I've posted!

Now I'll:
>Have a vagina
>Experience female orgasms
>Wear pretty clothes, perfumes, and makeup
>Date and fuck men without it being gay
>Get treated like dirt by a dominant guy
>Get protected by a nice guy
>Be able to get pregnant

That's terrible. I've certainly never dreamed of having all those things.

>>735606434
>Thinking that's not already what I want

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it's working

>>735606434
Calling bs

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No

please

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pls

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>>735606434
Fake and gay. No way I will wake up as a submissive long haired loli.

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>>735606434
you dont own me

op pls

Ha what no voodoo lead in? Weak.

>>735606974
this

>>735606434
Lies

I maek poost

>>735606434
Ok, thanks for the heads up

>>735606434
Oh shit, i'm accidentaly posting in this thread ;/

It better be cursed

>>735606434

ok , pls give me a nice juicy pussy and a nice dubs of titts

>>735606434
aw fuck yea pls do me

okay

>>735606434
please

>>735606434
we finna get cursed

>>735606434
I don't know if curse is the right word for that.

Just to spite you I'm gonna be a feminazi bitch and ruin everyone's day everywhere I go.

Yay I've always wanted to be paid less !

what a shame

the way you worded it it makes it look like you think we dont want to have tits

>>735606434

I wish ;_;

>>735611972
lol

>>735606434
lol

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Say no more fam

Kek no

:(

>>735606434
i would like to be a girl just for a day just too see what its like and to fuck around and get free shit for having boobies!!!

what if you are already a woman

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>>735606974
>>735607365
>>735608255
Cancer

>>735611972
Not cancer

Don't overdo it

>>735606734
+1

>>735606434
For the love of God, please work

>>735613099
+1

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You Never said I'd lose my dick did you know

I hope this works

Bullshit

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1+

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+1

Ur gay

Banter sure

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>>735606434
dont tell me what to do

This isn't a bad thing.

Why not

Well shit nigga

>>735606434
I'm gonna go with false.

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>>735606434

aight then

no u

I don't want to become a woman

>>735606434
lol despair

>>735606434
Will I be pretty?

>>735606434
Woops

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>>735606434

Wait what do you mean "don't post"? Like this?

I bet you might dick, I'll still be a man

>>735606434
nigga

woman (female)?
otherwise pls no

i wish

>>735606434
Hell yeah

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Let's see what fate has to say about this

>>735606434
>becums woman
>looks hot asf
>takes a recording of myself masturbating
>masturbate to the video i recorded

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Can't risk it might as well post

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I-i dont want to b-be a woman OP, no way

>>735606434
If this were true, I'd make so much porn and sell it, become rich. Even if I was ugly, /b would deliver. I'd be a fucking little whore for sure.

what if I'm already a girl?

n-not that I am... or anything

oops

Ayyy

Ah shit, accidentally did the captcha

>>735606434
oh no my finger slipped

At least I won't be gay :^]

>>735606434
oops

>>735606434
no

>>735620177
My fucking sides

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>>735606434
i want this but i have protector doggo

Well..

>>735606434
Meh, could be fun

>>735606616
if you're an aut-right cringy trump fag, then yes, you'll become the liberal equivalent of yourself as a woman. that only makes sense.

>>735606434
inb4 still ugly

K

>>735606616
oh wow... fuck you for making me reply

sure m8

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IM PLAYING WITH MY BOOBS TONIGHT

why not?

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https://youtu.be/qZL0-b64uPo
Faggot

>>735606434
Fuck it. Meme magic it up

If one or more people respond to this post, OP dies in his sleep.

No immunity.

>>735606434
Yolo

Yes pls.

>>735606434
oh no, that would be very terrible, I hope that doesn't happen to me

lol k

>>735606434
That would be a improofment.
>tfw turbo manlet

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes Please!

>>735608255
>No way I will wake up as a submissive long haired loli.
I do that daily...

>>735606434
w e e w

Oopsie

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wow, sounds fun

>>735606434
no, please don't make me become a slutty bimbo who gets fucked everyday tomorrow!

>>735606434
anyone had luck yet ?

>>735606434
Huh. Weird.

>>735606434
ooopppsss

Oh no

i'll still be ugly

plz

>>735606434
Do it world, I fucking dare you

k

Gettin bread

>>735606434
i don't believe in curses

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>>735606434
Decent sort-of OC, OP. Have a Pepe.

>>735606434
bullshit

>>735606434
As long as I got some tiddies im fine

>>735606434
Oh no

Why not

Eh

Does a futa count? If so count me in

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>>735606434

You promise?

Imma post in it anyhow.

Boop.

>>735606434
LALALALALA

HA!
The jokes on you I'm trap

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>>735606434
Lets see where this goes

Eh worth a shot fake or not

I'd probably be pretty hot.

wew lad

>>735606434
baited

>>735606434
why not

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>>735606434
one could only hope

>>735606434
Oh no, that would be terrible.

>>735611972
Kek

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If only, I always wanted to get paid exactly the same as before because the gender pay gap is a fucking myth.

>>735606434
bah cumbug

ok

>>735606434
whoops

huh

pls i need it
my life is shit atm

wouldn't mind some tits

I wanna get fucked as a woman let's go

>>735606434
just what i wanted

OP LIES!

>>735606434
please

ok

Jokes on you i plan not to wake up

oof

Sure, give me the pleasure

Prove it.

Fuck you nigger

>>735628777
Trips of truth...

Please, I want a pussy

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>>735606434

That would be pretty good

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>>735606529
this tbh

Fake and gay

LIES!

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>cursed

>>735606434
fucking do it bitch

>>735606434
Should I reply?
Who cares, I'm not sleeping tonight.

Ravioli ravioli give me a pussyoli

too bad it won't happen

Have a reply then.

>>735606434

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Oh no, im going to have the best experience in za warudo, but i'll begin a faggit

Well... Whatever.

alrighty then

>>735606434
Hahaha, I'm not going to turn into a woman tomorrow [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

>>735606434
Youre a liar and a whore op!

Oh no, whatever shall I do

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>>735606434

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>>735628777
Nice

>>735606434
Woo I'll be a woman!

>>735606434
I guess that means I'll finally stop being a trap... I'm not sure how /b/ will feel about this.

>>735606434
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>735606434
I replied

Tooreal4mi

>>735631368
oh shit niggaaaaaa

>>735606434
This isn't gonna work but my desperation makes me try anyway.

>>735631153
You were still born with a penis so you'll always be a man.

>>735631555
all trips are true

I WANT TO HAVE TITS!!!!!111

Fucj it

lol wont even work

>>735606434
pls

Dicks

How about no

Fuck

i want to

I don't believe you...

well alright then

sure

>>735606434
allow me to wake up in another dimension just like this one but as a female tomorrow

>>735606434
sure, why not

>>735606434
I'm a trap

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Am I a pretty girl?

Good

Oh no

>>735606434
1 order of vagina, please~

please... nyan~

>>735606434
Watch me

>>735606973
moar

I want to habe pusi

>>735606434
Bitch I wish.

Curses aren't real

>>735606434
Ok

>>735606434
I ain't buying it.

k fam

please

Fuck it all

weeb
lolmao

I think it is fake

Sexy girl please

>>735606434
hoping to become a fat woman

Here's to hoping

Fake and gay, theres no way ill be a cute little petite blonde

Well shit

if only

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>>735606434

I'll settle for a fuckable trap

Wow

Do any of you like memes?

>>735606434
i want to feel oppression

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COME ON

Yeah right

Praise Kek

Is this real

Nbh

>>735606434
Doit faggit

Awwwww yis

Hue

>>735606434
posting to become one.

Japes! Yall gonna be hambeasts

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gimme tiddies

ok

>>735606434
Ok

2D is the only way

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Will I be a pretty girl. Preferably this one

>>735606434
https://discord.
-----------
gg/7rU9JYm

Rolling, I guess

Cool

Posr.

Hell yeah

>>735641755
me too

fuck being a woman

0h NoE

Pls

>>735606434
pls pls

>>735606434
FUCK YEAH NIGGA

reality is a cruel mistress.

freaky friday

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I am going to post in this thread even though you told me not to.
Even if it's just for a change of pace.

Curses don't exist, come at me

>>735606434
Really?

>>735606434
not believing, but fuck it
post for the lulz

challenge accepted, can't wait to pull my pud in pure spite tomorrow

>>735606434
Fuck it

cool

ZOO WEE MOMMA

Chinks

If this works, I will find you, and fellate you.