ITT: Favorite video game quotes: "What is better - to be

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>>735602942

"L I T T I T" - Tetris

>>735602942
"You're such a noo-noo head!!!"

pew pew pew - Megaman, Megaman

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum - Doomguy, Halo

"War.....war never changes." - Narrator, Fallout 3

"I have the shiniest meat bicycle!" - Krieg, Borderlands 2

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Snipin's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors; I guarantee you'll not go 'ungry, 'cuz at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead. - the snipah, tf2
Inb4 12ie

>you just had to follow the god dam train CJ

>>735602942
*teleports behind you* "Nothing Personal, Kid."

What song is this please

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pIYSqUKuPf

"Were the treasure" - Nathan Drake, Tomb Raider

"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"

-Kreig, Boarderlands 2

Darksouls 2, portal 1,2. half life 2
( ). Nothing

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>>735602942
Gives me conniptions...

>>735602942
those are actually some really nice quotes.. I'm impressed somebody still actually thinks on /b/

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>>735604155
Not today, mother fugger

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"I'm here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass" - Dick Kickem

>>735602942
"What can change The Nature of a Man?"

>>735603605
Let me correct you.
"It's time to kick gum and chew ass." -Dick Kickem.

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>>735602942

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I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on

-Joshua Graham

>>735604556
fucking dick kickem

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IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE - Edward Carnby, Alone in the dark

“A strong man doesn’t need to read the future. He makes his own.” Skinny BDSM man MGS 1

I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda.

>>735604659
Also:
"- It's hot as hell in here...
- You see it too? For me... it's always like this."
Sirento Hiro

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>>735604298
We are officially in summer...

rip /b/

"The devil is real... I know... I built his cage..." - Dr. Jonathan Ishii, Doom 3

Death is my meat, terror my wine.
-Dark Eldar Archon

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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

-Colonel Roy Campbell MGS2

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>>735602942
>I said come in! Don't stand there!

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>>735605098

We're in the pipe, 5 by 5

>>735605098
Soulstorm was a disappointment. But at that point Relic and THQ didn't really care about 40k.

>>735602942
>playing video games
>caring about the story
>caring enough to learn the quotes
>posting the quotes and expecting others to do the same
fucking loser

>>735605028
2016 summer has never ended

>>735605926
I wish the devs gave more of a damn. Atleast we still have Dark Crusade.

>>735605938

>Browsing /b/
>Seeing a thread you don't like
>Coming into the thread
>Wasting your time and energy typing up a reply to try and boost your self-esteem

Fucking loser.

>>735605972
more like 2013

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"You aren't the only one to grow up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. Its final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: that this world, and all of its people, are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns of something even greater: memes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all memes, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a "tool": something that saves lives, a means of justice. Now, there's a pretty meme! Exquisite! It spared you the burden of all the lives you've taken, absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it."

>>735606095
True, at least there they gave a shit. DOW 2 wasnt too bad, but i havent even gotten DOW 3. I heard it was basically a DOTA ripoff

Wheeeeee!!!!!!!

- Kerbal Space Program

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"What about all the good things war has done for us? Why don't we ever hear speeches about that? Jobs, technology, a common purpose... All we're sayin' is... GIVE WAR A CHANCE!"

>>735606377
DoW 3 doesn't even look like a Dawn of War game, its just insulting.

>>735603624
My favorite Krieg quote "I'll cut your eyelids off so you can see the end"

>>735606488

Fucking Sundowner.

"Now you die, n'wah!" -Dunmer, Morrowind

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>>735602942
"Welcome to the Colony!" = Bullit

>>735602942
"There was some Eastern-European guy making moves out in Liberty City... But he went quiet."

>The Human Mind: 600 miles of synaptic fiber, five and a half ounces of cranial fluid, 1500 grams of complex neural matter... a three-pound pile of dreams.
>But I'll tell you what it really is. It is the ultimate battlefield--and, the ultimate weapon. The wars of this modern age--The Psychic Age--are fought somewhere between these damp, curvaceous undulations.

>>735602942
"Need a dispenser here."
-Scout 2007

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Hero, are you having trouble hitting things?

>>735602942
not /v/

"I eat ass" -Dick Kickem

>>735602942
"A really big fuckin' hole, comin' right up" - Jordan "Thermite" Trace, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Siege

>>735606543
The only reason i even somewhat wanted to get it was the sick replica daemonhammer, and the skins for the tanks in CoH2.

Why didn't they just reskin CoH2 with Warahmmer models? CoH2 is an amazing game that is everything I wanted for DoW3

"Heh heh heh... That blew up real good." - RC-1262 "Scorch", Republic Commando

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"For a brick, he flew pretty good"
-nigger
-the game with the space rings

>>735602942
>"Cow!" - "Pig!" - "Nooooo, Cow!"
Command&Conquer Renegade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4hieSUvq-k

>>735604155
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>>735606377
>>735606488
>>735606888

Can we talk about the dubs/trips going on in this thread?

"I may be but small, but I will die a colossus." - Ludlith, Dark Souls 3.
"Ash seeketh embers" - Narrator, same game.
Only good quotes I can remember right now.

"Americans are too in love with the sound of their own voice to speak the truth" - Revolver Ocelot, MGS2

>A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him.
>Halo 3

>>735605938
no one has or ever will care, cy@.

I'm like Herpes... a cool version of Herpes!

>>735607399
dubs confirm, this is truth

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>>735602942
>Mirror's Edge
Your taste in games is garbage

All your base...

The enemy is weakened!
Firing for effect.
Objective taken.

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>>735607508

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>>735607508
>thinking Mirror's Edge 1 is a bad game
>Being this retarded

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>>735602942
"Did you think those ancient phrases were mere words, Manfool?"

GOOD DAY TO YOU PARTNER, I'M GHEED AND I CAN ALREADY TELL I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THIS FORSAKEN CAMP. A. SPARE WEAPON, SOME GOLD, A SMALL GEM, IS ALL I WANT IN EXCHANGE OF THE EQUIPMENT YOU'LL NEED ON WHATEVER QUEST YOU MIGHT UNDERTAKE. NIW, NOW, NOW - DON'T BE SHY! ALL NY ITEMS ARE GUARANTEED FOR LIFE AND COME WITH A TWO DAY WARRANTY! - Camp Jew, Diablo II

Rogan - AoE

" They can eat shit and die for all I care" - Marcus Fenix, Gears of War 2

"OK" - Green Beret, Commandos BEL

>minigunner reporting for doodie!

c&c generals zero hour

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"You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield." - The Scout

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D-onwards

What exactly was the Great Emancipator emancipating the Negro from? From his daily bread. From the nobility of honest work. From wealthy patrons who sponsored them from cradle to grave. From clothing and shelter. And what have they done with their freedom? Why, go to Finkton, and you shall find out. No animal is born free, except the white man. And it is our burden to care for the rest of creation.

THEY PLAYED US LIKE A GOD DAMNED FIDDLE

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>>735610496

"These pretzels suck"
~Handsome Jack borderlands 2

A man has a choice, I chose the impossible.
-Andrew Ryan

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Come back when you've collected all the bits of yourself! - Renekton

"Welcome... To your destruction!" - Cin Drallig, Star Wars: Episode III The Game, pre-battle taunt.

WOAH
-Crash Bandicoot

Why are we here?

"Hey" -Nathan Drake

[The Vortigaunts are healing Alyx's injuries, when time suddenly stops]
G-Man: [sing-song] Doctor Freeman … [begins to speak with his image imposed over several scenes] I realize this moment may not be the most … convenient for a heart-to-heart, but I had to wait until your [nods backwards and shows one laugh to the Vortigaunts healing Alyx] friends were otherwise occupied. [Background image begins to fade out completey. The G-Man remains visible.] There was a time they cared nothing for Miss Vance, when their only experience of humanity was a crow … bar coming at them down a steel corridor. When I … plucked her from Black Mesa, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such nay-sayers [Dr. Breen briefly appears on the screen behind the G-Man] when quelling them … was out of the question. Still, I am not one to squander my investments, and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial … appraisal. That's why I must now … extract from you some small … repayment … owed for your own survival. See her safely to White Forest, Dr. Freeman. I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain … restrictions. [to Alyx] Well now, listen carefully, my dear. When you see your … father, relay these words: "prepare for unforeseen consequences".
[Alyx wakes up as the vision ends]

Crane! Why are you shouting?
Kyle Crane: I'm shouting because this fucked up infected motherfucker with guts hanging out of his mouth just spit a bunch of toxic snot at me

>>735605213
Most quotable game of all time, imo.

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Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing.

Persian King:
"Take my Kingdom, my women, my Gold"

Kratos:
"I wont take your riches....but I will take your life."

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!
-an annoying ass fairy
Lebbend ub zulduh, cock smegma uv thyme

>>735608012
Mirrors edge is a game for sperglord aesthetic quasi-contrarians who only like the game because of "le funny and classic mouse Easter egg"

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>>735602942
how was ME: Catalyst. I enjoyed the original

>>735604659
You can't, a man is a miserable pile of secrets.

>>735607508
Mirror's Edge 1 was good.
The second one on the other hand...

>>735613275

It gets a lot of hate, but personally, I loved it. It had an open world that the previous game lacked, which was awesome, but on the downside, it had a really stupid leveling system, where you had to gain XP and level up to spend points to gain new abilities like double wall run and such.

Overall, I'd give it a solid 8.5/10, definitely worth getting if you can find it on sale, but I wouldn't pay full price for it anymore.

>>735602942
Wake up, we're here.

>>735613584
I heard that even the open world was lacking due to how the open world bits linked together, how it was just 5 or so chunks with one or two bridges linking each chunk to it's surroundings.

>>735602942
"Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?"

Based HK 47

>>735613179
>i hate games that aren't first person shooters
>hey, guys, stop having fun
>this doesn't have nearly enough weapon skins

"Guys the thermal drill, go get it."
-Bain

>>735606369
Yeah. 2012-2013 summer just kind of stayed and never went away.

"..." - Ashen One, Lord of Hollows DS3

>>735603976

at the time, the meet the team videos gave us such good backgrounds on characters with little to no personality other than a basic nationality.

now everyone is a meme character because they outsourced tumblr artists to draw a comic that gave way too much exposition into the lives of characters that did not need it.

>>735602942
"Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies... what we've seen, heard, felt... anger, joy and sorrow... these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing." -Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

>>735613848
The old rules that the new cling to, cling to the letter and not the spirit. Rule 34 is not meant to be for cartoon porn, but rather for weird porn. Porn of just USB sticks, or the Moaning Lisa. Tits or gtfo was meant to degrade girls who were interesting because they were girls, rather than girls that were interesting because they were telling a story.
But, such is the nature of cancer.

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>>735602942
"Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours."
"Very good. The letter that preceded mentioned you were born under a certain sign. And what would that be?"
"Interesting. Now before I stamp these papers, make sure this information is correct."
"Show your papers to the Captain when you exit to get your release fee."
"Take your papers off the table and go see Captain Gravius."

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"Who are you, who do not know your history?"
- Ulysses

>>735603624
You're such an edgelord tween faggot it kills me.

>"hurr durr dis' is da onlee fallout quot I knoh!"

>>735602942
"you tried to mix in with studets to act as a spy...you deceived everyone, even me...you're despicable! a heretic! you little slut! you're nothing more than a pawn of hitler"

>>735614487
I'm getting the vibe that this is from Persona 2.

I need healing - genji

>>735613726

So there are about eight chunks, yes, and there are two actual bridges, but using parkour and the grappling hook you acquire a few chapters in, you eventually get about six or seven ways to traverse from area to area. Then there's the underground, which has two ways, an elevator, and a set of kind of slides and ladders and the like.

There's alos a whole bunch of really cool optional towers that you can climb to give this one savant girl named "Plastic" access to the entire digital system that runs the city, and those are a LOT of fun, but completely optional.

I've played through the game twice, and I'll likely be doing a third playthrough sometime soon.

One thing I REALLY didn't like though is that they've removed the ability to take enemy weapons. They're "ID locked" or whatever now, so you're down to just hand-to-hand parkour combat now. It's not a big deal, really, because only one kind of enemy actually has a gun, and only one other kind of enemy besides that uses any kind of ranged attacks, but it's still a bit of a disappointment, in my eyes.

>>735614572
JUSTICE RAINS FROM AGAGH!

When I was a girl, I had a fear of spiders. I was told that they felt no emotion, that their hearts never beat. But now I know the truth. At the moment of the kill -they are never more alive.

>>735614539
and you know your games anon.P2 inocent sin

"I work for Belethor, at the general goods store" - Sigurd

>>735614895
Nice! I figured it was a safe bet considering the number of games that involve both school, AND Hitler.

"Do you get to the Clouds District very often ?.. Oh what am I saying, Of course you don't." - Nazeem

>>735615186
"Please pull down my pants and ravage the area" - Nazeem

Only a Shimada can control the dragons... who are you? - Handsoap

"Crap" -Nathan Drake, every Uncharted game

>>735615279
"Pussssssiiiiiiiiiieeeeee-" - Nazeem.

"Like it says in the book... We are both blessed and cursed." -Big Smoke, GTA San Andreas

"A cardboard box? What's a cardboard box doing here?" -Raiden, MGS2

>>735615506
"Same things make us laugh, make us cry."
-El Grando Smokio

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>>735605938

>>735615744
"With extra dip."

-Fumée grande

Why are we still here? Justto suffer?Every night, I can feel my leg...

"would you be interested in a trade agreement with england" -Elizabeth ,Civilization V

Greed is traditionally viewed as a vice, but only a coward sees every chance as something to fear. -Dark Souls 2

"You have trifled with India for the last time. Prepare for nuclear war." - Gandhi, Civilization & IRL

>>735608571
Hell yeah anon

>>735614930
Kek

- Doctor, vhat happens now?
- ve go practise medicine

Probably one of the most badass moments in meet the medic

I AM ERROR

Uh-oh! The truck have started to move!

I feel asleep.

You spoony bard!

"Torture? No, dear Bastila, you misunderstand. This is not torture. This is but a mere taste of the Dark Side's power, to whet your appetite!" - Darth Malak, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

For Khaz Modan!
My blade seeks vengeance!
Etc

Wicked phenomenon, yes? But, you know, it’s not any more "evil" than, say… fire. It all depends on your point of view. Try to get a better understanding of things before you make your judgement.
Khan, Metro2033

>Given the choice - whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw, a better throw, against one's destiny - what was a king to do?
I remember a lot of vidya quotes but this one simply stuck in.

Also:
>It just keeps getting better and better!
>Let's dance, boys!

>What do you know about "the weak"? You weren't born poor. You've never been hungry. You don't know what's to fight and steal and kill just to surviv-
>BUT YOU DID SURVIVE!
There's something about this dialogue, I simply love how Armstrong interrupts Raiden and the latter has no argument against it.

"You reap what you sow, Artyom. Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings death. To break this vicious circle one must do more than just act without any thought or doubt."
- Khan, Metro 2033

>>735602942
"Were it so easy'

>>735619095
I see you are a man of culture as well

AHHHHH NUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI V DAMKE

>>>>735619469
Khan is just the best character from Metro series. Hope he'll appear in Exodus.

Of course I could not kill him. And while I am alive and my heart is beating, I will protect him. Khan says we'll be able to use him to stop the war...Yes, he can make miracles happen...But I don't want to use him. His war was over when I targeted the missiles at his home, his family."
Artem, Metro Last Light

>>735602942
Anyone play the new Mirror's Edge? Heard it was a disappointment but I haven't trusted any video game review sites since like 2010.

>>735619666
Hello, Gopnik Satan

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>>735620756 help

"Sector is clear" (enter Darth Maul)
"Not clear! Not clear!"

>>735620101

Check out my notes here: >>735613584 and their related comments.

"Hero your health is low, do you have any potions or food?"

>>735618545
Ah, Sage Tellah. I was hoping this would be here.

YOU LAND LUBBERS ARE TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT! I'LL HAVE TO IMPROVISE

>>735622696
I'll get it on sale, leveling sounds retarded as fuck though.

"OOF"

>>735623030

It is, but you get XP for basically everything, and the level XP threshold never changes, it's always 1000XP to level up, so it's easy to level up. If you don't have every upgrade by the time you enter the end-game area (and you're not speedrunning), you're doing it wrong.

>>735613750
HK 47 was pure gold.

>>735623251
Just gonna buy a month of Origin prime or whatever the fuck since that's included and cancel when I'm done or maybe not. The new Battlefront any good? (also included with the $10 a month)

All RA2 units, mostly

>I love to camp
Sniper

>Let's go for a cruise!
Scorpion

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>>735623111
Easily the best line from Mario 64.

Let loose the juice

>Dragon Tank - C&C

>>735623479
Can't forget
>For the Union

>>735604659
Nothing, Ravel.

>>735614276
What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons, it is not too late for my mercy.

>>735624351

Dagoth mother fucking Ur.

By the Nine, I love Morrowind.

>>735623392

Haven't played Battlefront. I only ever played the original, back on the original Xbox.

>>735624504
Its my favourite game of all time. :^)

>>735624788

Mine too, actually.

>>735604659
I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! (She mimics your heroic stance) Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?

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Hey
Look
Listen

All of your mana whores have been slaughtered.

"Yes."- Anonymous

>>735604900
"Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon."
-Grey Fox

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"Acts of goodness are not always wise, and acts of evil are not always foolish, but regardless, we shall always strive to be good".

-Martyr Logarius