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Name ONE character that could beat Superman Protip: you

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Name ONE character that could beat Superman

Protip: you literally can't
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>>735591095
too easy
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>>735591276
What's he gonna do? Punch Superman to death?
Get real.
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He has beaten him more than once.
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>>735591095
Lol joker crushed him in Injustice: Gods Among Us.
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Presence.
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>>735591586
If I recall, he only pissed him off.
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>>735591355
>What's he gonna do? Punch Superman to death?
Yeah.. That is what he would do.
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>>735591095
Try this motherfucker
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>>735591656
Superman punches back.
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>>735591095
>Batman
This is not speculations. He has beat him.

Also Goku
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>>735591739
When?
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>>735591095

Which Superman? There have been SO many iterations of the character, some far stronger than others.

In many instantces Shazam/Captain Marvel could easily defeat Superman (remember, magic), we've seen Supergirl drop Superman in a few canon instances, hell, even Deathstroke did once, with a special bomb containing kryptonite particulates that Superman subsequently inhaled.

Also, depending on how much setup the opponent has, it's easy. Give Cyborg a week, and he can reconfigure his Mother Box to ambush Superman in his sleep and drag him to a planet that has a red sun, thus nullifying his powers. Canonically, we've seen Muhammad Ali beat Superman in a boxing match, though that doesn't count because if memory serves, he willfully gave up his powers for the fight.

Of course, the easy answer is Saitama (because hurr durr, Saitama always wins), or "The Presence" from DC (basically the equivalent of God in DC), "The One Above All" from Marvel (again, basically God).

Anyone clever enough to set Superman up would be able to defeat him. He's smart, he's fast, and he's strong, but if you plan twenty steps ahead, lay diversions, and get the drop on him, it's not unreasonable to be able to beat him with proper planning.
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Bugs Bunny. Super strength (can tie a shotgun into a bow in a blink of an eye). Can fly. No kryptonite weakness. And has super intelligence. Superman wouldn't stand a chance.
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>>735591095
>fact
Read the comics before doing stupid questions fag
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Aquaman.
Wonder Woman
Green Lantern
The Flash
even Batman if he had the proper tools.
Supergirl since she IS the same species as him with the exact same power set.
Zod
Darkseid
Doomsday who did kill him.
Any clone of Superman
Metallo since he's fueled by Kryptonite.

That's just the DC universe alone...but you get the idea.
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Giorno Giovanni from JoJo's Bizarre adventure.
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>>735591095
This guy literally destroyed an entire dimension with a slap
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Mmmm that's a hard question........
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>>735591869
Everyone you listed, with the exception of WW and Supergirl, would get beat down.
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>>735591784
>google
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Since I never mentioned Marvel
Iron Man
Doctor Doom
Dormammu
Doctor Strange
(possibly) Ghost Rider
Galactus
Deadpool
Apocalypse
Mister Sinister
Thanos
Ultron
Adam Warlock
Vision
War Machine
Scarlet Witch
Sentry
and of course, Rogue.
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>>735592094
>making me do your research for you

nice try
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>>735592159
>Deadpool

underage detected
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Accelerator, from A Certain Magical Index at his prime.
He can literally manipulate any existing vector, it's strength and velocity at his will, along with another supportive skills.
At the slightest of touch, Superman would just turn into a mangled bloody mess, have his blood stream inverted or have his organs exploded by inside, or all of the above at the same time.
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>>735591095
new wonderwoman
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>>735592019
You do realize Doomsday DID defeat Superman right? And that in many encounters, Supes has just barely defeated Darkseid.
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>>735591355
thats the only thing he do
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Doomsday. He legit killed him
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>muh fictional character is stronger than your fictional character
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>>735591095
Krillin could take him.
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Just name these that already defeated him?
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>>735591844
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>>735591095
Kumagawa can "unexist" him.
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/thread
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>>735592202
Also, Vision.
Wtf? No way Vision could stand up to fucking Superman in any way.
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>>735591095
Ever seen Batman vs Super man?
>Batman Wins the Fight
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>>735592456
In the immortal words of an orange faggot, Wrong.
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Dr. Manhattan.
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>>735592300
>>735592346
Bane broke Batman's back. Yet how often do you see people bringing him up whenever Batman is concerned?
Oh, right never. Because he did it once and never again. Both Batman and Superman adapted to their respective boogeymen.
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>>735592496
Hell, Batman's studied Superman so that he COULD defeat him if Superman ever fell off the reservation.
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>>735592159
Only iron man in the white suit tho
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>>735591844
>>735592400

Never thought of that. You're totally right!
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>>735592525
No really. Goku would win. you're dumb.
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John Constantine
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>>735592525
op didnt specify the world
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>>735592496
>>735592611
What's stopping Superman from nuking Batman from space?
Oh, right. The writers. Because we need DETECTIVE BILLIONAIRE BRUCE WAYNE TO DO SOMETHING COOL FOR THE KIDS xDDD
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>>735592613
Also, War Machine...how does that end without Superman tearing Rhodes outta the armor and tossing him halfway across the galaxy?

He also forgot Ego, the Living Planet.
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>>735591095
This guy beats every single one, even saitama
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>>735592667
This.
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To all the faggots that think goku can beat superman

See: https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/2e0ns0/superman_vs_goku/

>inb4 reddit

At least reddit have more brain cells that any of you who sprout at most 2 sentences
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>>735591678
He can't even fix his own hands. The fuck's this nigga gonna do to supes.
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Literally anyone that uses magic would fuck his shit
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>>735592587
>>735591678
Underrated posts
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Deathstroke, he even has bombs made specifically to take Superman.
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>>735592807
fk off reddit fag
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>>735592646
Goku wouldn't pose anymore of a threat than Shazam or Black Adam, and that's IF his power is considered magic in origin.
If not, he's fucked.
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>>735592764
Lex Luther punked his ass
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>>735591095
Without breaking a sweat.
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>>735592873
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>>735592764
no dick faggot
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>>735591095
Squirrel girl
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>>735592904
Then he evolved into something not even superman stood a chance, this guy can move planets with only thinking about it, copy and surpass any power lvl, and combine it with others, this is the ultimate perfect been
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>>735591095
this guy can beat him without even lifting a finger
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This little shitass
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>>735593035
>been
kek
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>>735592952
Who would win Beerus or Saitama?
Probably Saitama can punch, before Beerus can erase him, that destruction atack takes like a second to charge
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BEHOLD
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Are we forgetting a certain green rage monster? One who's specifically gets stronger the angrier he gets, who basically beat the shit outta a literal god named Thor, tore Wolverine in half in one universe, and has no specific limits to his power?

I guess we did, anyway Hulk would win.
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>>735591095
in the dc universe there are several multiversal gods and even an overgod known as the "one above all" superman vs an infinite, unending, all powerful, hyper god is like setting 4chan against wikipedia.
pic related.
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>>735592951
K I like goku more to but you're not arguing properly at all
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ONE PUNCH!!!!
https://youtu.be/N7Mf7PPTPT0
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Goku in DBS would literally buttfuck superman.
Beerus and probly even vegeta could take him too
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>>735593140
the only reason the hulk is strong is bc of the writer otherwise he made up of animals dna so there is no way in hell a mixer of animals dna can surpass an acutall god
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>>735593192
>you're not arguing properly
>4chan
What are you a fucking faggot or something?
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>>735593140
the asgardians aren't really gods. they just have super advanced technology.
if you want to see gods see "eternity" and "infinity" on wikipedia.
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Doctor Doom, he uses a combination of science and magic to do his work and all he'd have to do is rely on his magical knowledge in order to beat Superman.
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>>735592807
>Using analysis from 2 years ago
>no DB Super feats

Literally kys scum
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>>735591095
GOKU
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>>735592019
Batman beat Superman though you kike
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>>735593333
QUADS OF TRUTH
YOU CANNOT ARGUE WITH THE QUADS
>>735591095
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>>735593140
But hulk would need the chance to build up that rage. Superman comes overpowered out of the box
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>>735593260
Beerus is a god of destruction, so he can erase things out of existance that are not above his rank.
And as Chappa proved gods of destruction are not restricted to their own universes
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>>735591844
Its funny because its true. Bugs Bunny's toon force is so strong that they actually banned him from comic vine battles because he counts as omnipotent.

Imagine Bugs vs Thanos with IG, now freeze frame. Bugs pulls out a giant pencil and erases IG off Thanos's hand and draws a carrot in its place. Now Thanos has to fight Bugs with a carrot.

Or Bugs just decides to walk off panel, pick up the comic he was just in, crumple it up and throw it in the trash. Now Thanos is in the trash

Toon Force is wacky fuckery and the only way Bugs loses is if it would be funnier than him winning. Bugs Bunny is basically god
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>>735593310
Explain yourself
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There are people in this thread who belive Goku could beat Superman DESPITE over thousands of sources proving otherwise.

Are all dbzfags this deluded? There are HUNDREDS of anime characters who could beat Superman, but you pick GOKU?

Drink bleach.
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M-m-martha
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Scarlet Witch, she is or was able to warp reality at one point so in a fight with Superman all she has to do is use that ability to benefit her, eternal darkness, street lights made of kryptonite, whatever she can.
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Doomsday
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any guilty gear character
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>>735593478
But wouldn't it be pissing off Hulk when he can't even get a hit in at first? You're dangerously underestimating jolly green.
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Fuck you guys who say that some Jap cartoons like Goku or One Punch Faggot can beat Superman, Superman is an American and no Japs can ever beat an American.
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>>735591095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik4gOkbU2wc

>Hakkai
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>>735593519
tbh i would class bugs bunnys powers as reality bending, causality control and 4th wall breaking.
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>>735593333
Dr Doom is Marvel you dumb quads asshole
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The flash tho. Superman is fast, but not speed of light fast. Flash just fazes through Supermans head/chest
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>>735591702
Dead men do not punch back bro.
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NANITES courtesy of Ray Palmer!
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Doctor Fate.
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Squirrel Girl
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>>735593593
Before DBS, sure, Superman could probably win.
But now? No fucking chance, people in dragon ball super are erasing planets and galaxies like hot cakes, beerus sneezed and blew up a moon . Superman would get btfo by several characters in DBS now
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>>735593333
He did face off against celestials, so I'm with this guy. Plus, anyone who's done more than just watch Supe's garbage movies knows that he can't do fuck all to any magic user
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>>735593783
>hahah America superrace im 12 btw
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>>735593860
No one said it's strictly DC characters you dumb non-quads asshole.
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>>735593860
He said name a character. Didn't specify dc
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>>735591095
Your mom
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>>735593949
Suck my big American dick, you micro-dick chink
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>>735591095
Merlin, Constantine, Literally anyone who uses magic.
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>>735593873
Come say that to my face.
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>>735591095
One punch man
Goku
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>>735593783
Murrica
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>>735591853
>â–¶
Dude gotta point here lad.
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Beerus stomps Superman silly and probably wouldn't need to use 100% of his power to do it.
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>>735591095
Thragg
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>>735594110
Damn right America
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FUCKING NOVA
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>>735592400
Who has two thumbs and is the smartest person in the room? You are smart fella.
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>>735594051
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>>735591586
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Vision, who's basically Superman if Superman was a robot.
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>>735594220
>someone literally named Dick Rider

No thanks.
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>>735591095
Batman, Kryptonite brass knuckles bitch
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>>735592914
His arch enemy? NEWMAN!!!
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Lord Zedd.
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>>735594316
>freezes batman with his breath
>breaks him apart by clapping

Oh no, Batman is dead.
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>>735594278
Still man enough to fuck up Annihilus and survive the Cancerverse
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>>735592159
You are just naming people without backing them up. That list was nonsense.
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Zatanna.
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>>735594223
Thanks doc
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From the xmen:
Professor x or any one of the Phoenix.

Attack his mind and break him.
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>>735592587
Well we'll see because that's the next part of dc's watchmen crossover.
Idk why I'm even bothering with this thread. None of y'all read comic books. There was a simple answer to this question from the very beginning. Superman has no resistance to magic, its a known weakness and not one of you Normie's said it yet.
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>>735594499
Apocalypse is a god-like mutant who's able to adapt to whatever is thrown at him, do not tell me he wouldn't do the same to Superman.

Rogue is capable of absorbing powers through skin contact so...one slap across the face and bam! She's got Superman's powers.

Iron Man could easily build an armor to counter Superman if he had to or wanted to.

Same goes for an armor like that to War Machine.

Only thing missing is Hulk.

Also, Sentry is basically Marvel's Superman anyway.
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My Dad could beat him up
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>>735593873
One punch couldn't take superman down, regardless of Saitamas title. He could probably do damage, but at that point he'd be screwed. He can't match Supes in speed, that and he may be able to dish it, but he can't take it back so Supes wins.
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Jesus
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>>735594906
Shut up Greg, your step dad isn't your real dad you fuckin' faggot.
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Supergirl. Has everyone forgotten she's not only related to him but also has all of his exact same powers?
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Honestly, Superman isn't that hard to beat. Kryptonite, Magic, or beat him up hard enough, fast enough, also radiation in general.
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>>735594513
Plausible, but not likely.
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>>735594920
We don't know the upper limit of Saitama, though.He jumped from the moon to earth in seconds effortly.
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>>735591095
My bae's on lock
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No one ever puts their money on Brainiac? Sad.
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>>735595375
I recently found out Wolverine had a thing for her at some point.
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>>735591095

any fag with a huge stash of kryptonite
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Vandal Savage, just maybe if he had the right stuff to deal with Superman.
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chuck norris
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Batman, for fuck's sake this is such a simple thing to answer.
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Alfred Pennyworth
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Found my favorite
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>>735595604
Shut the fuck up, Chuck Norris, you're not a relevant meme anymore you old fuck.
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>>735595635
>Alfred
>the Avengers behind him

Nigga.
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>>735593159
Isn't the One above all a marvel thing?
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Digi fag here. Nobody brought up my boy.
http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/ZeedMillenniummon
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Venom.
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superman is defined as the most powerful being, it's obvious that he can't be beaten... he can reverse time, ffs. That all doesn't mean it's a well written character because he's not... they try to make him work by finding limitations like kryptonite or being stupid at times and walking into traps... lame as a character, but it's the strongest guy out there. In DC, I mean. Outside DC, there are many equally strong characters, also defined as unbeatable but they are rarely main characters because that would be boring just like superman is boring.
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>>735592159
>Ghost Rider
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>>735595485

Who can blame him, Doreen has beaten pretty much beaten every major villain in the Marvel universe and they're canon. Well, except for Galactus but I hear they're besties.
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Any superhero or villain of alien/cosmic origin.
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>>735595715
Alfred has a side job with the Avengers
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>>735595907
It says possibly you fucking nigger.
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>>735595703
oh no u dint
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>>735595907
He could actually kill him pretty easily since superman is not a pure guy but pretty much a son of a bitch.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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>>735595338
Effortlessly. Superman took a few minutes. Saitama took seconds
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>>735591095
The Lord, your God, Jesus Christ.
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>>735596074
Are we forgetting this is the same Ghost Rider who once managed to nearly take down Galactus?
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>>735591095
Anyone that uses magic.
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Brett Keane from GodTVRadio, be sure to check out his gaming channel, GamesULove.
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>>735595698
The reason why is
1. Magic (it's called ether but it acts like magic)
2. He is a literal god
3. He has telethia that can also use magic and are extremely powerful
4. His weapon can control the very fabric of reality
5. (This is the only not so Likely one to work) Monado purge, one of his attacks, is a green glowing beam that can cut off special powers from other creatures, it might be similar to a sort of magical kryptonite
Btw, his name is zanza
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supergril beat him in the tv show and in comics
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>>735591095
Vector, from Marvel universe.
He controls the vectors towards all force is applied.

Let's see Supes blown his own arm by himself.
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>>735594220
Didn't the Hulk fuck this guy?
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Enerjak
Superman literally loses to a sonic character.
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>>735595939
wolverine fucked her when she was underage. true storry
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>>735596403
The pure salt, sperging, and autism over that finale was fucking awesome.
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>>735596403
She used nanites
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peter petrelli
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>>735596524
still a win
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>>735591095
antisupermanman

i just made him up and his super power is to instantly beat superman
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>>735591095
literally batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90nxOlsm1s
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>>735596161
I think they mean fictional characters since superman is fictional and the holy trinity is not
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>>735596493
Wolverine's about 200ish years old, any fling with anyone has creepy overtones.
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>>735596569
10 steps ahead.
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>>735596161
Are Gods magic? Would Thor be able to toe-to-toe with Supes?
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The Rock would take Superman's candy ass for a trip down Know Your Role boulevard.
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>>735596577
Of course Batman wins, he has +5 Plot Armor of Omnipotence.
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>>735592817
teleport him into a black hole would do it.
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>>735596728
FemThor defeats Superman, the comic crossover event of the summer.
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>>735596605
>I think they mean fictional characters since superman is fictional and the holy trinity is not
Are you sure?
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>>735591095
any gold saint would obliterate him in molecular level in less than 1sec.
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>>735596898
No Chinks or gooks can beat Superman
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I'd wanna be a fanboy and say Wolverine but I'd be lying to myself.

The obvious answer, is the Phoenix Force.
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>>735596759
And he would leave him at the corner of JABRONI DRIVE!!!

>>735596823
With the help of Black Captain America, Black Girl Iron Person, Sharia Ms. Marvel and Bull Dyke Captain Marvel
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>>735596945
0/10. Bait harder faggot.
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>>735595117

Except for the power for getting your mom pregnant.
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Alfred Pennyworth
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>>735596955
I think you're forgetting Asian Hulk.
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>>735597033
kek
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>>735592159
Marvel's nothing but a bunch of radioactive faggots
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>>735593519
>comic vine battles
what?
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>>735591853
>This
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>>735597103
That could also be applied to Imagine Dragons btw.
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>>735591095
the director of EVERY DC movie

/thread
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>>735597210
Joss Whedon has so much plot armor it's retarded.
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>>735597210
I was agreeing with you until you tried to /thread yourself.
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>>735597033
Should at least mention it was because, Superman lost will to fight, after almost killing batman, and Alfred took Batma's "Pill" that was specially made to enhance one to destroy Supes
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>>735596945
if you aren't baiting, you're just retarded.
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Lois because he's practically her bitch.
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>>735597350
He is baiting, and he fucking fails.
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>>735593097
Fuck, you're right
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>>735592456
There is exactly one scenario in which Goku stands a chance: teleporting them both to King Kai. Technically, there isn't a sun there, so it would be a matter of running down the clock.
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>>735597030
Wow, that's the kinda autism the fuels nuclear warheads.
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>>735597291
/thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread /thread
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>>735596605
>holy trinity
kek
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Venom.
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Felicity Smoak
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>>735597659
She's just gotta hack the space pod he crashed in to run him over.
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>>735592230
My nigga
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>>735592230
But if Superman pulled his punches like the researcher did...rip
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>>735594920
>autist
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

your big boy boner crush super gay is dead in one punch. you mad le peepee?
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>>735591095
His daddy
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>>735597525

Of course it is, autistic answer for an autistic statement.

Yours is pretty smart though.
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Donald J. Trump. Superman is an illegal alien
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>>735591853
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>>735597082
wtf, THE HULK IS A GOOK NOW?! Damn it Marvel.....
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>>735591095
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>>735592159
>not naming the 2nd strongest Marvel character
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>>735597960
We're gonna throw him over the wall and then there'll be nothing he can do about it.
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>>735593097
Excuse me?! That is Xeno-SAMA! thank you very hmph
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>>735597995
They also killed off Wolverine and gave his name and costume to his female clone/daughter.
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Beavis and Butt-Head.
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>>735598130
I knew about the killing part, but fuck to hell Disney. Just because you can't make money off Wolverine doesn't mean you have to fuck him up in the comics.

Hell, they're wrecking the Xmen just to piss off Fox and upsell the Inhumans.
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Molecule man. He can literally think of you not existing and you dont.
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>>735598130
sorta.

Enter the mutant called Old Man Logan who is totally someone else bub
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This guy could easily beat superman as long as Picard isn't around to fuck his shit up.
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>>735598237
That's less Disney more Ike Perlmutter being a salty little faggot.

Ike the Kike also ironically says no female superhero movie could ever succeed because of objectively awful movies like Elektra and Catwoman...I guess he's the salty poster ranting and making threads about Wonder Woman recently.
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>>735592589
Smartest God dam thing that's been said in this post
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>>735593519
Buggs Vs Deadpool. Gogogo!
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>>735591095
Jean Grey could just pull him apart literally molecule by molecule in an instant lol.
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Superman ;)
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>>735591555
MYYYYYYYYYYYY BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII
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Green Ranger.
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trash man he would throw garbage all over the ring
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>>735598537
What is she without the Phoenix power, dumbass.
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DR MANHATTAN
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Wolverine.
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>>735592817
You do know that next to kryptonite, Superman is weak to magic right? Litteraly anything doctor strange can think of is good enough to take out supes.
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>>735598815
Wolverine cannot cut through Superman's flash. Just like he couldn't Thor's.
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>>735593332
Thor went through the trials and became the literal God of strength, but hulk still beat his ass
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>>735598907
So Superman wins by showing his cock to Wolverine? Okay, sounds very gay but okay.
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>>735591095
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literally can't even
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what if supermann slaps asuras daughter?
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>>735591095
Basically any magic power based character could toss Supes around like a ragdoll.
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>>735599028
More like by cutting off Logan's claws with heat vision.
Out of everyone listed here, Wolverine is not the type who can fuck with Superman.
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>>735598780
An Omega level mutant with the most advanced and powerful telepathic/telekinetic mind in the entire Marvel universe...
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John Cena, because John Cena has more plot armor than Superman, Batman, Wolverine, Spider-Man, and fucking goddamn Deadpool combined.
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This beats everyshit here.
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>>735599137
Wolverine is the toughest character there is, you can't kill him
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Zack Snyder.
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>>735599146
Exactly, ginger bitch could toss Superman around like a fucking dog's tennis ball with her mind, maybe even mentally cripple his ass.
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>>735599323
This.
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>>735599271
He's literally dead. At least supes came back to life
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>>735595338

So what? Goku can touch his forehead and transfer himself anywhere instantly in his universe, assuming he knows about it... and according to the last ep of DBS, that also included Hell.
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>>735591095
A green moon rock? Anyone that has that green moon rock? Batman did it? Lex did it? Doomsday did it? Hell the droogs could probably do it if you gave em enough of the stuff
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The Flash is faster than Superman, just putting that out there.
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>>735599323
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Idk if it's been said, but Franklin Richards. That kid literally summoned Galactus to do his bidding WHILE HE WAS STILL IN THE WHOMB. Not to mention the universe he created for all the fallen hero's that he just keeps in his pocket. This kid would not only fuck up Superman without breaking a sweat, he could summon anybody he wanted to do it for him.
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>>735599271
Yes you can. It's quite simple.

Step one: Kill Wolverine
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>>735591276

Saitama and Goku would never battle for reals. They would just be friends at the end, of and one punch man is a fucking spoof dude. Stop taking it so seriously, it know what kind of show/manga it is.
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Oliver Queen simply by being a brooding, annoying cuck who wishes he was Batman.
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Litteraly anyone with even a smidgeon of Phoenix Force.
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Brock Lesnar. Eat, Sleep, Conquer Superman, Repeat.
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>>735599323
/thread
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>>735593783

>forgetting Pearl Harbor

Doesn't mean anime characters couldn't win Round 1 of the fight, you know.
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>>735597778
that's actually one of the plot armors that intentionally failed for accelerator to make the story more interesting.

albeit forced, it was interesting but stupid at the same time, because all accelerator needs is training to be able to predict vectors, and deflect them unexcesviely

e.g given the held back punches why didn't he just manipulate the air vectors to immediately suffocate the researcher

also given the countless loli deaths at his hand I doubt he is not trained in the manner

point is plot device made accelerator fail, when all he had to do was his thing
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>>735599648
You fell for the faggot's bait, congrats.
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>>735599485
TBH OPM would probably kill Frieza in one hit then get turned into a candy by Buu and eaten as a comic relief episode.
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>>735594920
>couldn't take superman down

He could flex his taint and solo every physical based being in the universe if he earnestly willed it. He probably wouldn't kill superman in one punch because he's conscious of throwing over-kill punches, so he pulls them.

He also cannot take any damage, he's basically outside the laws of the universe in a material sense.
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Majin Buu would just turn Superman into a candy bar to eat.
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This fuck
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>>735598002
Beyonder behind TOAA, or actual strength and The Hulk behind Hercules?
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Lobo frags superman 11 times out of 10 every time
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She Hulk, or given that it's She Hulk she'd try to fuck him instead.
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>>735591095
Amazo
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>>735591095
>>
>Dr Manhattan
>The Presence
>The Spectre
>Molecule Man
>Morpheus (from The Sandman)
>The Living Tribunal
There are so many more
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>>735599499
Comic Green Arrow is a lot more chill than CW's Arrow.
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>>735591095
yog sothoth
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>>735599392
Yes but Saitama didn't teleport, he jumped.
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>>735591095
nyalrathothep
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Franklin Richards. Albeit I don't know if Superman would actually try and fight a child.
>>
>>735594920
Saitama's reaction time is a force to be reckoned with. He's effortlessly dodging every single kunai, sword strike, fist, you name it.
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Lobo fragging Superman
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>>735599904
>wanting Luke Cage's sloppy seconds

Nah, he has Lois.
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>>735599981
I'm aware, just wanted to make humor.
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>>735596142
Yeah, I meant effortlessly. Brain just gon don fuck'd up.
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>>735600078
She Hulk is canonically a raging slut, not saying he'd take the offer up but she'd definitely try...or give up and try Batman instead.
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>>735600037
This
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>>735592202

Deadpool could force a stalemate, but not win.

It's kind of an "unstoppable force meets immovable object" kind of deal. Superman can't kill Deadpool (because Deadpool literally cannot die), but Deadpool doesn't have any means of killing Superman either. So this fight consists of Deadpool annoying the shit out of Superman ad infinitum, ending only when either Supeman gets tired of it and gives up, or when Deadpool gets bored and leaves, ending in his loss, functionally a stalemate, if you set the win conditions as death.
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>>735594920
I don't think you really understand One Punch Man. One punch from him can defeat *anyone*. end of story.
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>>735592159
Mr Sinister ? Not even with a clone army of "Nasty Boys" and "Marauders" could scratch him .
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Literally any magic/telepathy user.
Dr. Strange, M.O.D.O.K., Professor X, Krugarr, Martian Manhunter, Jean Grey, etc.

Supes might have the upper hand when it comes to physical defense, but he's just as vulnerable to telepathic or magic offense as any regular human is.
>>
>>735600078
Didn't she bang Deadpool once?
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>>735598859
How the fuck dis nigga gonna aim anything with fucked up hands.
>>
>>735600183
>Superman can't kill Deadpool

He can, Deadpool isn't immortal.
>>
>>735600075
Go to bed Martin
>>
Galactus
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>>735599979
>Captain Atom
>The Atom
>Doctor Fate
>The Flash
>Martian Manhunter
>Any green lantern
And probably the funniest of ALL the guys that can beat him
>Plastic man
>>
>>735599723

No, you don't get it.

Somebody only needs to beat Supes ONCE to disprove OP.

And come on, guys... You're not branching out!

Bahamut could easily beat Superman!
>>
Crippling Depression-man
>>
>>735600223
You do realize the guy's also kind of a genius right? Like, genius-level intellect.
>>
>>735598419
Except later in the comics superman literally could not scratch last stage doomsday... You fags need to not speak unless you actually understand the source.
>>
>>735591095
>>735591276

He is a ONE character
>>
>>735595849
Um, The Presence? Dr Manhattan?
>>
>>735600295

The incarnation of Death in the Marvel universe is in love with Deadpool and refuses to take his soul. He literally cannot die/stay dead. He always comes back.
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>>735600352
>ONE character

That character is many people.
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Kami Tenchi
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>>735600214
>"one punch man"

TRY AGAIN NIGGA
>>
>>735600295
Thanos cursed Deadpool with immortality because Death wanted to fuck Deadpool instead of Thanos.
>>
>>735600494
No, it's a villain that makes his target get hit by some serious depression.
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>>735600265
I wouldn't know. Probably.
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/thread
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These mother fuckers
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>>735591678
Ever since the Hulk crushed Stranges hands he has really been lacking as sorcerer supreme with even people like Dr. Doom having magic on par with strange. Not denying that Strange would still win it would be much more difficult for him to win but Superman has a weakness to magic I see Strange taking this even with current Strange but Classic Strange absolutely stomps with feats like taking on the Living Tribunal who Superman has no chance to take on
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GOD-man
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Even this fuck can kill Superman. Superman is extremely low grade in the grand scheme of comic book characters
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>>735600531
He did one punch boros, when he wanted to, at the end. He also still wasnt trying when he did. ? ? ?
>>
>>735597804
You're calling someone else an Autist?
Talk about zero self awareness.
>>
Lazer man from the zenix galaxy of picklepod.
Grow up, superheros are mad gay
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Muhammed Ali
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>>735591095
WRRRRRY
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Never stood a chance
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>>735600688
Jesus god, you do know this isnt real?
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>>735600778
>he wasn't trying
He better. or Superman is speedblitzing his ass faster than Borors ever could.
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>>735600531
>can defeat anyone in one punch
>can
>not will

Serious punch from the get-go ends the fight instantly.
>>
Theoretically, Iron Man could build an armor with kryptonite weapons and use it as a fuel source as well, meaning Superman would be well fucked with that.

Also, keep in mind Iron Man's armor is able to read body language and help Tony predict an opponent's next move, all he has to do is stay on defensive mode until Superman's solar power is drained.
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>>735600891
>speedblitzing his ass
>implying Superman can hurt Saitama physically

He'd just get ragdolled around until he decides he wants to go home.
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I know someone already said this but
>this blue penis fuck.
Seeing how he created the new 52 he could probably destroy it. Hell he could probably destroy anything he wanted to. I dont think hes even human. He has said hes omnipotent.
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>>735600952
All Tony has to do is send a remote suit to emit red star reduction and then shoot something as small as a .22 through Superman's skull. Boom, dead kryptonian.
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>>735600952
>Theoretically

Gee. It's like, if Superman has a genius billionaire enemy he would be soooooo fucked right? xD

>Lex Luthor
>sometimes Batman

OH LOOK, IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING.
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This is the dumbest subreddit I have ever seen.
I am downvoting all of you.
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>>735601051
He's pure energy
>>
>give wolverine kryptonite claws.
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>>735600869
Jesus god could probably beat Superman
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>>735601072
Radiation*
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Doctor Destiny. Fuck Superman up with psychologically damaging dreams, make him highly suicidal.
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>>735601194
Suicide is best hero murdering tool
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>ITT nobody without magic or kryptonite can beat Superman

Really makes you think, huh?
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This fucker

Supergayman is nothing.
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Weak to magic you say?
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>>735601051
*He created Rebirth
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bitch we all know who is the strongest fictional character
ALL PRAISE THE CHICKEN
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If Frieza can kill a saiyan like Vegeta, my money is on him to be able to kill Superman.
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>>735601254
Plastic man doesn't need either and can fuck him up. Easily
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>>735601282
Weak to that ponut.
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>>735601254
>all those omnipotent characters
>all those toon force characters
>all those psionic characters

>nobody
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>>735601369
Are ya winning son?
>>
>>735601274
Old Superman threw planets at the fucker and kicked his ass in Crisis on Infinite Earths
>>
Batman.
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>>735601292
My bad. I don't keep up with the comics that much.
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>>735601403
Power of plot nothing else.
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>>735601403
And yet, it was the deaths of multiple characters that stopped the crisis, none of them Superman.
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Who would win in a fight between Sherlock Holmes and Megatron?
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