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g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

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g'morning anon.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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ur an ugly virgin
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>>735580856
thank you.
how are you today.
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Because minecraft is life
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>>735580913
what do you actually want

dont pretend u care about random people
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>>735580953
awesome.
what have you built in it lately?
>>735581006
i want you to have slept well, and maybe share why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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i want to see the ending of Game of Thrones
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>>735580790
Because life is being okay lately just got a new job started to work out..etc
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>>735581895
Do you miss King Joffrey, and Ramsay ?
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>>735580790

whats her name?
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>>735582013
congrats on the new job bro.
>>735582051
girl
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>>735582079
Thanks OP
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>>735580790

Because OP is a faggot!
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>>735580790
Because I'm going to be a father in a couple months. And I like seeing your gifs every morning
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>>735580790
I couldn't do that to my family, one of my friends recently became an hero and it shook me up so I can't imagine what I must be like for family of the suicider
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Gonna be honest with you friend, I slept pretty well considering my building is undergoing construction but I don't have many reasons not to kill myself.

I probably wont do it today just because I have a tiny glimmer of hope that tomorrow might be okay.
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>>735580790
I am going to see this on Thursday
>Vivid Sydney google it and weep
pic related
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>>735580790
I have an interview for a new full time job today
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>>735580790

This gif made my penis stir a little, so I guess I won't end it today.
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>>735582320
Good luck
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I'm not gonna off myself because in less than a week I start an apprenticeship and get out of the relatively toxic environment at my current work place, things are looking up finally after nearly a decade
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>>735582148
welcome.
>>735582227
the hugest faggot.
>>735582246
congrats on the upcoming kid, anon.
>>735582314
i hope your building's construction goes well.
>>735582320
g'luck man i hope you get the job, and will enjoy it.
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>>735580790
My wedding is the 24th. My fiance would kill me if I missed it.
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>>735580790
because i'd die a hypocrite
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>>735582316
That looks like a lot of fun
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>>735580790
well, I'm depressed as fuck with little purpose, but I've got PTSD around suicide so I doubt I could do it quick enough without a gun- alcohol to be practical. That's not really an option in Australia.
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>>735580790
i havent suffered enough yet
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>>735582666
What an optimist
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>>735580790
Might fuck a 10 one day, the only reason I haven't killed my self yet, hope that one day maybe I'll be rich af
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>>735580790
She hasn't responded yet
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>>735582512
Hope so it is always cool
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>>735580790
im only 20 so the probability is high for that ill miss at least a few good moments in the next ~60 years if i kill myself
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>>735581208

why have you not killed yourself? considering your uncle raped you which in turn made you a miserable asshole.
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>>735580790

Hey man, what have you learned from these threads?

I would appreciate it very much if you would enlighten me and other anons with what you learned from these threads. Thank you.
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>>735582441
i wish you a good wedding and marriage.
>>735582458
how so ?
>>735582539
g'luck beating your issues anon.
>>735582666
trips of satan. cool.
>>735582842
g'luck!
>>735583112
good point.
>>735583216
stuff.
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>>735583419
what stuff?
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>>735583507
good stuff mostly.
i cannot explain.
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>>735580790
Because I want to try reverse cowboy with a man I fancy too. No homo.
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>>735582316
Sydney is a shithole filled with abos, asians, wogs and Muslims but that looks pretty cool
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>>735583657
if you are a man, that will be homo.
but it's ok bro. do you! hope you get that.>>735583688
nice dubs.
i was in sydney once. I mostly saw asians. Tons of asians. Thought I was in an asian country for a bit.
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>>735583619
Is there anything you can share as a life lesson learned from making all these threads?
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>>735583941
i cannot explain.
but i hope you get something from them and the responses, anon.
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>>735580790
I got myself a submissive fuck buddy and I'm about to buy a house. Life is pretty sweet.
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>>735580790
Because I'm trying to destroy the life of my current gf because I found out she cheated on me. So far I've alienated her from her parents and two of her three former best friends. In six weeks, and hopefully once she's burned enough bridges, we're going to take a trip to Rio, and I'm going to dump her by letting her walk out of the controlled area of the airport, and then I'll turn around and take the flight I've already booked back. And her phone is US verizon, so it won't work down there, and I told her not to worry about bringing much money or booking a hotel, because it was all my treat.
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cuz I wana play Roblox
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>>735584203
congrats on finding one of those. they are good things to have.
>>735584253
don't mess up your life b/c of one chick.
there are other chicks.
Anger and revenge are time wasters.
The best revenge is living well, and finding new better pussy.
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>>735580790
because I can shit post all day
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I spend almost every waking moment thinking of killing myself, I don't think I could ever go through with it though because of the effect it would have on my family (don't have friends) and because I'm too much of a little bitch. It would have just been better for everyone if I wasn't born. It's ok though, one of these days being the joke of every social group will probably lead me to the edge.
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>>735584391
I'm not going to ruin my life, just hers. By July 23rd, I'll be laughing my ass off on my way back to the US, and she'll be stranded in Brazil with no friends, little money, no return ticket, and no phone.
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>>735584620
you sure can.
>>735584668
i hope you stop thinking about it every waking moment. Have a good day too anon.
>>735584706
nah bro. move on, don't even spare her anymore brain energy is my recommendation.
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>>735584706
she's just gonna go to a mcdonalds and use an ipad to get on facebook and tell someone what happened to get her out.. she won't stay more than 3 days there.
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>>735584391
>>735584019
sauce here?
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>>735584706
it would be ideal to tell her you found out she cheated on you, you break up with her and thus you cancel the trip, that way what she's expecting of the trip would be ruined, along with the relationship
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FFXIV:Stormblood (mmo expansion) releases on Friday so I'm looking forward to having fun with my internet friends
irl life is kinda shit though
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>>735584991
idk
>>735585019
this
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>>735584885
I too want to stop thinking about it, but at this point, it's all I have.
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>>735580790
Because I literally have no energy nor care to do so or try anymore, I'm incurably sick anyway. I'll just smoke weed until the doctors tell me something else is fucking my ass royally or ill die mid 40s stoned and hopefully with a woman.
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I've already tried it. It's too scary. Plus objectively this is all the time I have so I might as well exist.
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>>735584019
>>735583941
hey OP, I second this, it would be nice to share what you learned with the rest of us, anything
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>>735585126
nah you have more, if you seek it.
the way to build new habits is to not fight against the old, but the fight FOR the new. Find something else to invest time/energy into.
>>735585163
sorry about your illness.
g'luck with your plan.
>>735585174
glad you were unsuccessful. and yes, exist.
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>>735580790
Because I finally have a cute, loyal, loving and horny girlfriend .....the fucking holy grail. It took me 35 god damn years but I found it. Together 2 years now and shit is great.
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>>735585313
Congrats Man.
:-)
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I don't
If shit keeps bringing me down will an hero and livestream it

Who else would be up for a lil russian roulette ?
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>>735585397
hope it gets better for you
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>>735585370
Cheers dude
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>>735585256
I'm a socially inept broke nerd with no job skills and everyday I realize that there's a tiny bit of hope left in me, but by the time I'm in bed it's all gone. People make me feel exhausted and I don't fit in anywhere regardless of how I try. My best friend of 13 years doesn't even talk to me anymore.
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>>735585473
back at ya.
>>735585612
life happens. friendships are not always forever.
get out there, do stuff. Workout, attend stuff, join groups. expand your life.
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Hey OP, I see your threads a lot (unless they're not all just you) but I have to say, I like the optimism you give and such, sometimes I think about how shit or unsuccessful I may be but you sure boost me up a bit, keep it up man, you're helping a lot of people around here :)
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>>735585246
yeah OP, stop being selfish and share something with us, pretty please
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>>735585705
I've tried, and all it led to was me feeling even worse about myself knowing that even when I legitimately try to be happy it ends even worse than giving up.
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>>735585767
you have a great day, man.
>>735585901
it's still better than doing NOTHING.
and at least doing SOMETHING gives you the CHANCE to feel better.
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>>735580790
Just visited the ecchi board and I'm saving like a bitch.
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>>735585961
I guess you're right, but it's too late for me. I grew up as a social outcast from a young age and the tradition made sure to stay with me throughout my life, at this point I'm a sad, angry husk of a human that only wishes to either die or live in seclusion. Will probably end it all when One piece ends though.
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>>735582040
Sauce PLEASE
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>>735582040
>>735586360

http://pornfidelity.com/episodes/136138778

save it my friend
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>>735580790
have laundry to do. Not in the market to leave chores behind.
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>>735586324
it's only too late if you have that attitude. if you've given up bro. i feel bad for ya. hope you DECIDE to not do that. peace.
>>735586360
idk.
>>735586795
laundry ?
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>>735586694
Lord bless you
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>>735580790
It's 10pm you dumb fuck
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>>735587014
it's always 10pm somewhere.
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>>735583688
You need to get away from Sydney's Chinatown and go to the beach There are about 30 of them all full of the best looking white girls in the world
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>>735580790
Because this week is the last week with my classmates. My classmates consists of 13 chicks, do you know what it's like being the only male in class of 13 chicks? IT IS HELL.

Unless you are with good woman. but these are the bad kind. Baaaad baaad kind.
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>>735582793
Sauce?
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>>735587134
do they at least look good? non-fat?
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>>735584019
>>735584991
[RKPrime] Adriana Chechik (Study Break - 27.10.2016)
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>>735587314
name?
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>>735587107
sauce my man?
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>>735584885
i need sauce
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im waiting a few more weeks
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>>735585053
what's her name?
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[spoiler]test[spoiler/]
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>>735580790
I want to ruin normies lives by just existing, that is my true mission and goal, also to piss of leftist garbage people
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[spoiler]test[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] test [/spoiler]
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>>735587566
>>735587576
>>735587650
wish i could help.
>>735587661
then wait again after that.
>>735587738
cool.
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>>735587314
Some of them look good, but they either have a boyfriend or is a raging feminist or just simply crazy.
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>>735587879
Put your dick in the feminists they're stupid and weak and need a dick, just fuck'em without any regard
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>>735587879
Edit: It's an interiordesign class. My class have fullblown examples of female stereotypes. It's not even funny anymore. I just wanna get out before I hurt myself or anybody else.
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>>735587864
eh call me a pussy i guess
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>>735588009
My selfrespect is worth more then pussy. And yes you are right she is one of the weakest examples of woman I've ever encountered.
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>>735587879
yeah, well it's good you at least have a few piece of eye-candy.
>>735588121
nah i wont.
>>735588142
good you have self-respect
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>>735588234
Yeah, It's a weird feeling when women put you in a place where they make your instincts go: Kill or fuck, both is just a as good.

The feeling of wanting to hit a woman fucking sucks. You feel so weak as a man that the only solution would be that act.
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>>735584912
Hence why alienating the only people likely to help her was an early part of the plan.

>>735585019
I suppose, but then she doesn't wind up stranded in south america for a while.
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>>735580790
why havnet YOU KILLED YOURSELF yet? seems its about time.
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>>735588423
indeed.
but if a bitch attacks, knock a bitch out.
>>735588577
nice dubs.
i don't want to do that currently.
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>>735588234
thats peace
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>>735589654
huh?
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>>735580790
Because I'm going on a 2 week vacation tomorrow.
I'll think about suicide when I arrive back tanned and relaxed

Have fun in your basement
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>>735590697
have a good vacation.
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