Former chef here. This motherfucker put me put of business. Ask

Glad im not a Chef, so i dont care

What's the recipe for your highest calorie salad dressing?
I've got a mean French onion soup in willing to share

>>735579579
so here is the background on this so-called 'meme'
==================
It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on 4chan for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, he can't go to his concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this musician, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
...
He was posting nonstop for 12 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
...
But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't dissuade him.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.
Kinda sad, really.
Just wave at the crazy man and move on...

>>735579579
CUSSING DOESN'T WORK ON CRAZIES
he gets off on the degradation.
...........
CRAZY IS OBSESSED.
Crazy people don't measure time or effort:
it's like OCD.
He'd stay up 24 hours a day,
posting nonstop if he could.
He'll post even if nobody responds,
unlike common trolls.
So ignoring him won't do much,
he'll still pollute /b/ with this shit.
............
The few newfags who follow him will give up, tho.
Even the scat fans will leave, when they realize
how crazy he is.
............
Keep in mind Crazy is often clever,
this degenerate can write and sound half-smart.
but he still seems crazy.
just wave at the crazy guy...

>>735579739
Not him, but you got me curious
>highest calorie
reason?

>>735579739
Well for salad dressing, i usually use Andy's diareah. It has all the consistency, i need.

>>735579579
Why don't you an hero and live stream it?

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>>735579878
>>735579816
>>735580758
>>735580791
>>735580804
>>735580817
>>735580915
>>735581550

Warm, creamy logs....

>>735579816
thanks for the info

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>>735582428
The creamiest and steamiest, and now log ringiest.

God so fucking hot

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>>735582755
Dubs logged

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>>735583066
Sixx's logged

>>735579579
How do I make a good steak? Mine all taste like shit.

>>735583099
>>735583122
Logged. Andy is here

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>>735583291
Then please let him make the one million logs dbz parody

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>>735582592
>ringiest

>>735582818
this picture creeps me out

what's the real motive here, Jorge

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>>735583713
Log and rang

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>>735583740

>>735579579
Grow up kid

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>>735583099

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>>735583122

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>>735583740
That you will suck a log of shit from Andy sixx's creamy asshole.

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>>735583814

>>735583814
Hey armchair psychoLOGist, you're surprisingly easy to recognize kek

>>735583857
>creamy asshole
nigga that shit must be dry and used up by now

I thought the fecal matter was creamy, not the hole in which it's sucked from. come on, get your shit straight m8

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Saddest. Forced meme. Ever

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>>735584138

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>>735584138
Kek. Grow up, kid.

>>735579816
I wondered what was going on, mystery solved

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>>735583953
Steamy creamy dreamy onion log ringy. Only for you does Andy sixx singy. Skin of gold with log inside, takes you for a fecal ride. Logs of gold rings of shit, say thank you and devour it.

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>>735584288
Dubs and doubt logged

>>735584327
u suck at rhyming
enough to suck shit from a sentence u maked

>>735582525
>>735584288
>>735579816
You same fag this pasta and these generic responses in every thread. Kek. All the responses are always the same.

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>>735584448
From a sentence I maked? lol l nigger detected

>>735584567
Kek

>>735584567
u gettin buttbothered there, son? i always thought shitposters were thickskinned, u seem to be a fancy fancier so u got some light skin kid, probably both in terms of pigment and densisty fuckin fag

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>>735584649

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>>735584649
Bro was there fucking English in that block of words? Your grade school teachers should be shot. Log live log.

>>735584770
Nice logs

>>735584770
You're just angry and buttbothered.

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>>735584878
No I jus like coherent sentences.

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>>735584878
Butt-bothered needs a hyphen you troglodyte.

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>>735584878

Gotta give the log meme kid credit, he's fucking persistent. I personally am ready to Take A Nice Creamy Log if it means all the redditors ITT get all butthurt about it

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>>735585028
Then you understand the true purpose of log

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>>735585028
We welcome you with open arms my friend

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>>735585184
Indeed log bros of all kind welcome

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>>735585524
I really don't get the hate for these threads. We never spam other threads that actually deserve it like trap or WWYD threads, we stick to ourselves and have our own little community. Oh well, logless will never understand.

That is til they receive a warm, creamy, steamy and oh so dreamy log of sir shat fresh from the as of Andy sixx slidding down their fucking throats

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>>735585682
We had the bliss of log, they envy us. We shouldn't blame them. Andy wouldn't.

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>>735585820
You're right. Andy would do anything to donate every single log of shit he had to every man, woman and child on this earth. Literally better than jesus. A true Fartyr.

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>>735585922
Dubs logged. We owe it to Andy to spread log to every throat.

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>>735586032

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>>735586032
Vending machine companies log their transactions

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>>735586338
Everything is logged nowadays

(User was logged for this post)

Rolling for a creamdream

>>735579816
*waves*

>>735586857
Dude is just as delusional tbh kek

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>>735586984
Therefore to many log bros, you won't win

>>735587451
>Too many log bros
You mean that you are posting from multiple devices?

The log thing does not bother me, neither does the forcing of memes.

What bothers me is your dedication to a shitty plan that is not working out as you envisaged and the constant reposting of the same shitty images.
Try harder to do a proper job of it or just give up.

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So hot

>>735579579

Can someone tell me the story plz?

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>>735587866
>envisaged

>>735587909
Dude was bored, tried to force a meme.

No one jumped on the bandwagon so now he reposts the same threads everyday in the hope that he can gain some form of fame and respect from 4channers.

Also, he is really bored and has nothing else to do.

>>735588054
Kek. Grow up, kid.

>>735588054
:'(

>>735587909

It's like watching a tard run amok in a store or something.

Everyone is pissed off, no one is enjoying it except the tard, but the tard wranglers don't step in to help because it's so damn funny watching everyone getting annoyed but being unable to do anything about it.


It's like that.

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>>735587866
No bro I mean that more than one person logs. And it drives you nuts. Hail log.

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>>735588304
He's so engrossed in hating log threads he convinces himself that this is just one person

It's great

>>735588304
Doesn't bother me in the slightest mate. Knock yourself out.

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>>735588550
Thanks m8!

even with dudes explanation i dont have any idea whats going on except a few dank memes

>>735588693
What dudes explanation? This is complete shit

>>735588684
No worries. If it helps, I once threw a whole pint of piss over Andy Sixx at Download festival a few years ago.
He nearly cried.

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>>735589328
I can only imagine the anxiety made him shit a creamy dreamlog much earlier than he would have. So fucking hot