Hey /b/ I'm starting university in three months and I have

>>735577866
jewish studies

math

>>735577866
cooking

Art history

>>735577866
suaceme and I'll do your degree for you

linguistics

Major in Swahili

firemaking

Information science,

Fun study to do,
Little bit of CS and business

Good job opportunities

>>735578124
And minor in mathematics

>>735577866
even if this isn't trips just go in computer science I barely passed and got my degree and now I work in Silicon Valley for 80k starting

>>735578118
Rolling for this

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>>735577866
Sauce on left?

Biology

Phylosophy.

>>735578102
https://www.instagram.com/kali/
https://www.instagram.com/taylorwhite/

>>735577866
Aquatic and Fishery Sciences

>>735577866
Sauce on both?

>>735577866
Biomedical science because that's what I did.

>>735578118
OP here, what actual job opportunities are there in linguistics? If it's not useless this is something I'd seriously consider.

>>735578327
You might be a translator or a speech pathologist. Better than feminist studies but pretty boring unless it's your fetish.

Rolling for op majors in faggotry

>>735577866
What do I need to get you to realize that by calling it "university" you're a Eurofag, and you don't seem to realize that even the shittiest state COLLEGE in the US is worth 10 times more.

>>735578246
https://www.instagram.com/mike.fx/

>>735577866
Computer programmer and analysist :3

>>735577866
>>735578406
THIS.

Go to any other country to get a decent education. Otherwise you'll be in debt for life.

Become a law major

>>735578454
>:3
>Gay

Women's studies

>>735577866
Masters in Earth Sciences

>>735578483
Feminist history minor

>>735578406
r u dumb
america mixes colleges and universities so they can have degree factories instead of schools
we have colleges for dumdums and universities for human beings

Gender studies

>>735578029
I agree with you...
Also going for a math major myself

Theoretical physicist

Not going to uni, unless your parents are paying for it 100%, or you want to become a lawyer/doctor is the most sensible choice. But you probably only realize that in 5-10 years time.

History of historical studies of history.

Female body inspection.

>>735577866
Psychology
enlighten your mind /b/ro

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>>735578382
I'm interested in linguistics not in learning languages. Being a translator sounds pleb as fuck.

>>735578406
You're a moron, there are multiple colleges in the UW system. University isn't a, exclusively European term, it's used by Americans who aren't dumb hicks too.

Forensic proctology.

Nursing and Midwifery

Theology.

>>735578621
>linguistics
Have fun being paid peanuts and working at starbucks while debating dropout english majors on the internet.

>>735578646
kek

>>735578716
That's basically what I wanted to know. Though, what if I studied linguistics and programming and applied it to machine learning somehow? I'm sure there's good use for lingustics...

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>>735578819
Just do comp sci and spec in machin learning for your doctorate

>>735578819
Before you deiced to go to university. Think how much it will cost you, and is there a large enough job market (look at median salaries) that will in a reasonable time pay your course fees back?

If not, choose linguistics as a minor and maybe STEM (e.g. computer science) as a major.

>>735578819
you write pseudointellectual books about nothing and win awards like noam chomsky

>>735578941
This man speaks truth

>>735579092
Did you just assume my gender?

>>735579206
I coundnt care less about your gender

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Doing a compsci degree. Takes 3 years and i make 70k entry level if im too unoriginal and backboneless to pursue managing myself and clients. Feels good man

>>735579518
Also only costs 7k tuition a year. Love that lefty government

>>735579518
>>735579574
You in Australia m8?

>>735579518
Yeah i am going back and getting my CompSci now also, it is one of the few stem careers that dont require 5 years of experience just for an entry level job. My mech eng degree was nearly useless without experience

>>735579666
haha totaly wasted trips

>>735579659
Aussie-1
>NZ

>>735579720
Not really i said comp sci all along

>>735579666
It isnt even hard thats the crazy thing. You'll dominate with that mathsiey brain of yours

>>735579730

a kiwi......so you are in australia

>>735580014
U r 1 cheeky m8 mate

>>735580061
so you're a brit now? this is too confusing for my sodden qld brain

>>735577866
Philosophy.

>>735580061
oi u a fakin sheepshagger ey, cunt?

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>>735577866
>Ringology

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Nanoscience and Molecular Engineering (NME)

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stupid niggers will literally roll for anything

>>735577866

Informatics (library sciences).

Good luck.

>>735578175
proof?

Russian literature.
Feminist studies
Comparative Theology

>>735577866
Gender studies then kys

jew studies again

>>735580292
another kiwi butting in, but on a serious note if i were to visit straya would i constantly be given shit for my kiwi accent or does no one really give a shit

>>735580653

physics brah

international relations

>>735577866
Business, dont do anything else you will regret it. Why on Earth would you do stem, do you know how much of a turn off that is? Oh and Chad's don't work for stem autists, that is engineering Iceland propaganda, stem fags work for MBA chads.

>>735580673
>OHH I BORT ME FUSH UN CHUPS BREW

History because history is violent and violence is fascinating.

>>735580686
Lmao physics lmao just lol at autism suggesting aspies to do physics,

Electrical engineering... It's a pretty good job.

>>735580816
fokin hell moite

>>735577866
statistics

engineering science

applied mathematics

>>735580884
EE has the same problems as mech eng, 5 years exp req to do anything good and job market is limited

>>735580673
I like how aussies get excited over being bigot rednecks, bit of a good lol to ye innit? Lucky my convictions prevent me from coming over or id be fulling up ya prison you tax paying dog

>>735580811
Actually this.

>>735580811
Best project managers are the ones that will solve the technical issues the team cant handle. But that my opinion. My dads an commerce kindpin so he teaches me all the business side. Being mentored by an industry professional for commerce no need to have some dude that didnt have to flex his brain ever take a cyt of hard work. And do you think start ups have MBA's in them? LOL

>>735580673
both, we'd give you shit (if not for the accent, we'd still find something), but no-one really cares. And we'd be fine with copping shit in return.

except we're all perfect, and i doubt you could find an angle

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