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How do you ask a chick if she's disease free without

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How do you ask a chick if she's disease free without offending her?
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>>735565588Just ask when did she do her last std test. And offer to do the same test.
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>>735565588
mention youre making your annual trip to the free clinic
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Just put on a condom and only ask when you know you will be fucking with her on a regular basis.
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>>735565786
this
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>>735565786
Enjoy your AIDS.
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>>735565709
I'm a virgin and don't want my first time to include diseases, any tips?
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>>735565588
ask her if she's ever given blood

aside from that, wear condoms you mong
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>>735565588
Imply that you have a disease, than just roll with how she responds to that. If she hesitates, you know she's clean, if she's keen anyway toss the bitch aside unless you want AIDS.
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usually i just say "you clean?" right before i'm about to fuck her.
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>>735565588
NO REAL MAN FEARS DISEASE

FUCK HER RAW AND CUM INSIDE HER EVERY TIME
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>>735565929
being a virgin and being paranoid about diseases is a virgin way of thinking. youre probably not gonna get an std your first time fucking unless youre a dumbass
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>trusting a girl with the herp to be honest and tell you

You DON'T ask. You wait until she says she's in love with you and then you make her show you test results.
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>>735565980
this is a good way to not get laid
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>>735566171
OP didn't say anything about getting laid.
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>>735566023
>implying a horny woman wouldn't lie to you once she is down to fuck
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>>735566230
lol gtfo faget
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>>735566230
Is this legit? Just checked out the site. It's not a scam is it?
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>>735565588
more?
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>>735566614
scam from chinks that charge you a boatload in shipping to send your shit to some location in maryland
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>>735566614
You pay a fuck ton of shipping abscess they're cheap as fuck watches
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>>735566614

You get the watch for nothing, but have to pay a ton in postage, for a watch that you can probably get for a couple of bucks from AliExpress. Not a scam as such, just marketing to the gullible.
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>>735566023
A man of class

I bet it makes her superhorny

Just use a condom you freak and shut Up about it.
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>>735566656
sorry that's all I got, maybe another anon has what you seek
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>>735566464
is there any way to prevent this?
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>>735565588

Scared
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>>735565588
Do u have any smol snibbidy snab scooters in your cooter?
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>>735566087
You dumb as fuck. Anon ain't paranoid. Has a legit question about a legit concern. You on the other hand are probably an EBT card using, biscuit eating, split sausage lipped bitch who equates success with the amount mindless of sex you have.
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>>735565588
"Yo you're clean right?" if yes, reply with "cool me too" then proceed to disappoint her.
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How can you feel comfortable enough to exchange fluids with a person but not be comfortable enough to say one sentence
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>>735566085
This
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>>735569443
Spotted the nigger. Hey, negro. Do you hate life as much as life hates you?
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>>735566656

Exilevilify_

Used to post on reddit gonewild, can still find her stuff online.
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>>735565588
How do you know if she's lying when she says "yes"?
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>>735565588

You tell her that you are disease-free. Easy.
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>>735565588
>worried about offending her
just ask if she's clean or has no STD's. easy
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>>735569802
this
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>>735565929

Use a condom. And like the other anon said, ask her about her last test and tell her you want both of you tested before you go for it. It sounds a lot harder than it realky is. It will show her you care about yourself and about her, if she's sane that is.
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"Do you ever wanna donate blood to blood bank?" "Have you ever donated blood?"
"I don't have any STD's/STI's, are you clean too?"
"I don't want any STD's. Do you have any?"
"It's important that I not get any STD's. You're STD free right?"
"You're clean right?"

>OP can not ask a grill a simple fucking question\
OP is a faggot.
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>>735565588
Just ask dude. If she gets pissed off it likely means shes dirty.
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>>735565588
you tell her straight up "Mom... I'm trying to figure out why I have herpes. I'm still a virgin so is there something you haven't told me yet?"
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Next time you're talking just bring up that you've been checked and you're clean, see if you can get her to talk about it without you asking her
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>>735570920
>shes dirty
...b-but dirty girls are best girls!
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Offend the shit out of her, act like her father. Then fuck her. Simple as that.
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>>735565588
You fuck her with a condom and keep your fucking idiot mouth shut.
Once you're regularly fucking her, start a conversation about sexual health, contraception etc.
Until then, it's neither your business or your concern - just fuck her. If you need this advice, though, there's a good chance YOU'RE already carrying at least one STD without even realising it. You fucking crusty whore.

Seriously, though, just suit up and fuck what you like. Easy.
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>>735566085
NATURAL SELECTION
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>>735565946
You're a fucking mong how is this going to get OP the answer he's looking for?
She says "no" now what?
Unless a mong like you was expecting her to say "No, I can't give blood because I have HIV."
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>>735572119
you sound like a faggot
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>>735572119
>Until then, it's neither your business or your concern
?????????????
Is this how Americans see the world?
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>>735565588
"Hey not to be offensive but do you got aids?"
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>>735565588
Just ask. If she's offended, she's either infected or unsure if she is clean or not. If she's clean, she will assume you are clean and smart.
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>>735565588
>>735571897
https://discord
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>>735566087
>this fucking idiot
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>>735565588
"hey baby, let's go to the clinic together to get tested before we fuck, it's the only responsible thing to do, and I'll pay.."

she will either agree, or bitch, if she bitches->

>genital warts
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>>735565588
Damn that chick looks like jellybeanasmr
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Finger her with earwax on ur finger. Old nam trick
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>>735575325
Agreed
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>>735565588
Don't be a faggot just fuck her bareback and assume she is clean. That's what I do and so far so good. No aids no heroes no anything. I just barebacked a chick I met on FetLife yesterday. She's into incest play and we did a bro/sis scene where I came inside her twice. Guess what? Didn't even bother asking if she is clean. Most people are. Std are much rather than the fear mongering media would have your believe. I will never stop bareback fucking random sluts. Ever. I'd rather be dead.
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Got any STDS? I literally do it all the time on tinder they don't care and are actually happy you asked and will in turn ask you.
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>>735565588
Just say when the last time you had sex with a black guy
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>do you fuck niggers?
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>>735569908
doubleplusnigger
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