Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>735549593
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://youtu.be/BAxkrCbz8xQ
my love
>>735562105
Yeah I do, and that thread was proof of no such thing occurring.
All mine.
Present.
I reserve my seat in hell and claim my cutie
>>735562249
>>735562403
Show me your proof.
>>735562627
I already did.
>>735561535 Juvia
That's what i meant, some games it's better if you hear your surroundings and dialogue.
Haha maybe huh. Though with a series like that it would take quite a bit of money to get them all..
Maybe a little~ Though i'm sure it goes both ways~
I was just thinking that maybe you could let me hold you for a while~
> I could'nt look away no matter how hard i tried~
>>735561918 Urabe
Thanks a lot, now i'm scarred for life.
Yeah i've pretty much been saying that for the past month or so...
I sure did!
>>735562627
*peeks up skirt*
Still here
>>735562775
Uh, no, you did not.
Hello Everyone
>juvia claimed
>>735561918 urabe
If you like cringing like crazy go for it. It was alright although not my cup of tea i guess
No i just watched watamote. That was cringey enough
I am not! You're just stupid!
>>735562789
Yeah after years if playing l4d2 I've learned to listen for tanks around corners. They always used to get me when i was younger. Pissed me off honestly
Yeah money i don't have. Maybe I'll collect deadman wonderland mangas or d-frag
I-it does not!
Hmph! Fine...
>shut up! I've told you never to openly compliment me!
>>735562836
tank snugs
Saw this on /pol/
What anime?
>>735563634
Something with boys.
>>735559637
Well I looked up the hex for royal purple and it was the same as the one on Stocking.
Plus I'm not got with fashion. All I know is monochromatic scales and Complimentary Colours.
Also it doesn't draw from the fact that Juuzou is a better Gothic loli than Rory. As you can see in this image. It doesn't have purple in it so it better be more to your liking
>>735559341
Whut
>>735559555
Oh
I can't link it anyway, system thinks its spam because its hosted on tumblr.
>>735563754
Is that what its called?
>>735563856
fag
>>735563941
That is why i must know
>>735563144
>dubs
Yeah those aren't something you want to run into unprepared.
Well as long as you collect them slowly over time it won't seem as expensive.
You can't fool me~
Thank you~
>
Ahh so warm~
> But i have to give you a few..
>>735563214
Yeah just sitting in the menu right now
>>735562789
I'm sorry :c
You big lazy.
Indeed.
>>735563144
>dubs
I do enjoy cringing. Maybe I'm sick.
You have no idea.
Tell that to Hanako.
>>735564200
why ?
>>735564258
Getting a mod I want and my headphones died.
genius combined with beauty
pure fucking perfection
>>735564468
love the hentai of her getting gangbanged :)
adorable and wise
makes others look like cheap whores
>>735564357
can't people cheat with something like that ?
also rip headphones what did you spill in them ?
bok
>>735564720
Hi friend how are you?
>>735564731
They could but mine just shows me stats and stuff like that. Nothing that cheats. I didnt spill and i have had them for like a year its about time they died.
>>735564208
Well you didn't mean to do it so i suppose i can forgive you this time~
I'm a huge lazy. I'll pay you $5 to clean it for me.
So you still playing or did you switch to anime?
>>735564892
so people do cheat there too ?
what can you do with stats ? avoid taking on someone in battle ?
great no spills and 1 year ? hope mine last a bit longer
>>735563778
As a rare male gothic loli, he has no comparison. As a female, he doesnt even place because hes still a dude and therefore cannot be compared.
>>735564739
buk
>>735565229
Its not cheating. I can see your winrate skill rating and number of battles in game. I see it for both my team in theirs and it helps me predict what I can expect from that player.
>>735564928
You are a saint.
I take it back, you're not a saint. And no I will not. $5 for getting rid of that mess is robbery.
Anime time now.
claim
LAURA.
JoJo is a bad Anime, and you should feel bad for watching it. Regardless of who recommends it to you, You shouldn't waste your time with it.
I'll be going now.
Ayase? Are you there?
>>735565368
not saying it is that was a different question
predict or just not mess with that tank ?
I'd kill all of your unworthy gods for the right to be with her. claimed as fuck, just try me.
>>735566084
That is some literal God-tier taste right there, my friend.
Amateresu i want to lesbo smash with you please.
>>735565547
Hey you can't take it back. Alright alright i'll pay you $10 but that's as high as i can go.
Nice, enjoy~
>>735566021
Predict. If I know you are a good player I will be more careful around them because chances are they know weakspots or they fire a lot of gold
>>735566200
Forgot pic
>>735566127
I'm so gay for her. i want to drink her nectar. hell i'd drink her bath water. SIT ON MY FACE YOU BEAUTIFUL GODDESS. WATERFALL ME.
SQUEEZE YOUR VOLUPTUOUS HAUNCHES AROUND MY THROAT,, CHOKE ME WHILE I STRUGGLE TO TASTE YOUR PERFECTION. ILL BE YOUR LITTLE SLUT. well... I'm wet now, bye everyone.
>>735566252
fire gold ? is that the tank shell thing ?
>>735566760
There are 3 different values of ammo a tank can fire. There are standard rounds which in most tanks are AP or APCR. Then there are gold round these cost more but give more pen. Those types are APCR and HEAT or for the british HESH. each have their own advantages. Then there is HE or HEP.
>>735566760
Only good waifu in this entire thread
>umaru claimed
>>735565840
Spooky.
>>735566200
Fine, that's acceptable. But pay must come first.
Yep. Am enjoying right now.
>>735566906
how the fuck did this become a conversation about types of tank ammunition?
oh well, I shouldn't question /b/.
>>735566947
are you deaf blind and dumb? i allready claimed the only thing in this world left living for. its time for everone to go home. go on. shoo. its over. were done here.
>>735567046
Its a game not irl. Those tanks fire a lot more of the SABOT ammo but thats not in the game.
>>735567093
Weren't you leaving? Go on, No one's stopping you. The door's right there...
>>735566906
I didn't know that I thought they only had the gold ammo and regular one
but some people must really want to win if they spend gold on that
can you see if someone has gold ammo or spent some to win with your mods ?
>>735566947
Yuuki , Hanako and Tomo, Urabe and Taiga are pretty good too I don't know much about the others but I guess they are pretty nice too since they got picked by someone
>>735567154
I came back because i felt the cosmos shake and crumble as people posted wrong opinions on this thread when i already laid down the truth.
>>735567284
Nope. Well you can also buy gold ammo with silver but its very expensive. I do carry a good bit of it in case I need it though. That and shooting lightly armored tanks with HE is always a good time. Nah I can only tell based off of what hit me. In the bottom left there is a list of hits and it tells you what kind of ammo hit you. If that is light up in gold then it was a gold round. You dont even need a mod to see that.
>>735567435
No opinion is wrong. Because they are called opinions, madame. Everyone has different opinions on Waifus. Or really anything. It's human nature.
>>735565844
Then what do you want me to do, read it instead? And no, I don't feel bad. Why should I be? If anything, it's starting to become my guilty pleasure.
>>735566985
Good, then we have a deal, how's tomorrow at 8am sound?
Good to hear.
Alright i'm gonna get to bed now, enjoy the rest of your night! Goodnight Urabe.
It's gotten pretty quiet. Don't ya think?
>>735567564
It's already becoming a guilty pleasure? It's already too late, then. Sorry to bother ya.
>>735562249
Bacontits! You massive slut.
>>735567597
Bye.
>>735567404
what are you doing up?
>>735567529
-throws a fit-
>>735567631
That's just what they want you to think.
>>735567677
What, you think I'll be infected by the memes? I doubt that very much.
>>735567465
yea I won't be buying that I'm pretty sure I'll miss the shot
also pretty sure those are the ones seal clubbing from way way far away
do you need it for yourself or to use someone you see being targeted ?
no mod for that , cool then I thought you could only notice it by the damage
also can gold shots be stopped ? like those critical hits that do nothing
>>735567775
I woke up
>>735567895
it's still like the middle of the night? unless I got your time wrong
good morning :smile:
Claimed
Sorry to be so sudden but I'm going to bed now.
Nighty night everyone
>>735567886
I wouldnt either until higher tiers. At lower tiers most likely. I start carrying more than a few of them around tier 5 usually. Need what for myself? Yeah so the 3 types of gold rounds are APCR HEAT and HESH. APCR is on a lot of the NATO tanks and it goes faster than the standard AP round. HEAT is the one on more russian tanks. It is slower than AP but it does not less penetration over distance. HESH is on higher tier tanks. It is pretty much a high pen HE round.
>>735568138
night butt
Is this an autist containment thread?
>>735568336
Yes. Welcome.
>>735568336
Hows work?
>>735568002
4:45
>>735568336
*Autistic dumb ass
>>735568227
thats a lot of new info well off to bed now
night snugs
This is hilarious. I've taken a long break from spamming and harassing these threads, and I see that what you have is the just the remains of my efforts. I pop in from time to time, I see a lot of the regulars from a few months ago have dissappeared. The overall vibe of the waifu community has changed as a result of my presence, I'll be making a return to finish what's left
>>735568690
cute
>>735568717
No, they're just sleeping. Not sure what you're on about. How is work, the girlfriend and the nigger?
>>735568543
Go back to bed -_-
Here comes the damage control
>>735568336
4chan is an autistic containment website
>>735568824
I scroll through even during prime time hours, you're not fooling me.
>>735568906
You own a nigger?
>my presence change an always changing site
fam...
>>735568824
nice smug
>>735568925
One of my best friends is black, and I'm guessing that edge master likes to pretend like he's racist on the computer knowing full well he'd keep his Virgin mouth shut in the presence of alpha males. Aka any other guy
>>735568824
>implying Rory would not cuck you
>>735568906
they all moved onto Telegram and discord like all the elitists.
>>735568888
nice get
>>735569085
To avoid the spam, insults, and fake threads
>>735569023
Kek eat shit nigger
>>735568852
Im still in bed
>>735569139
Said the frail, anti social virgin. Withering away in his moms basement, shakily twisting cheeto dust into his neckbeard, pondering what his comeback will be to this
>>735569207
>being this butthurt
I don't even frequent these threads fagtron. I could just immediately see you are a baby back beta bitch irl and you come on here to fuel your false sense of superiority.
>>735569121
And the ERP and that autist who likes Yuno and Fidget Spinners
>>735569085
Im fully aware of that.
>>735568906
So you always come back here? God you lurk harder than people who have issues with staying away.
What anime is this?
>>735569307
Enjoy your eternal virginity kek
>>735569335
>literally making his life about us
can't make this shit up kek
can't wait for the damage control justifying that logic
>>735569340
Boku no Pico
>>735569307
As an aside he 'made up' the cream team pasta, apparently.
>>735569335
I haven't been on 4chan since like March but this past week I've been popping into the threads, seeing the aftermath of my harassment. Good stuff, I'll be back to finish the job. Might have you man-babies running to /a/ again.
>>735569340
Cory in the House. What rock have you been living under?
>>735569373
Nice projection quadroon baboon
>>735569487
If you saw my girlfriend you'd probably cry lmfao
>seeing the aftermath of my harassment.
I have to sleep and can't stop laughing
>>735562403
I see you're a man of great taste.
>>735569537
I likely would have a difficult time containing my laughter, you are correct sambo.
>>735569382
You hate us so much with 150 other threads to care about, yet you focus on one. You could always, I dunno, filter and forget like a logical human being.
>>735562471
Good man.
>>735569335
>A literal cuck
hey is this the autism redirectthread
wahts up niggas
>>735569449
nobody even knows who you are dude
>>735569427
kek the denial is real
on his "alpha" feeling
>>735569684
is it the avatarfag trying to get banned again?
that was fun to witness
>>735569656
He is the quadroon fag from the oil rig
How many of you can step on a scale and make it read a number that doesn't start with a 3?
Fucking kek, I think it's time to call mommy down to the basement to shovel chicken trendies into your mouth before sending you upstairs for your bi-monthly shower
>>735569157
Nice, plans for the day? :o
>hate anime
>on anime site
what is this logic??
>>735569739
The fact that mods banned someone from a waifu thread says a lot.
>muh feelz
4chan is fucking dying.
>>735569766
Bam.
>>735569849
Not an anime site. It's an imageboard fuckstick
>>735569876
>break global rule
>muh feels
what did he mean by this?
Waiting posters are either extremely fat and disgusting, or extremely skinny and frail and equally neglectant of their hygiene
Fucking kek, no wonder your girlfriends are cartoon characters
>>735569910
anime image board?
I claim Chise. Hello.
>>735569936
Waifu**
>>735569774
Not really
I can smell the lack of hygiene in this thread through my screen
>Winning Girl claimed
>>735570032
Barry is that you
You all lose
and off he goes
I bet you guys kiss your semen encrusted body pillows before bed every night
>>735570111
Ah, hi, Tomo.
How've ya been?
>>735570123
>lose
>me, ever
>pic related
S e m e n
E n c r u s t e d
B o d y
P i l l o w s
M o m ' s b a s e m e n t
>>735569977
You have the free time now at least if something comes up, did you sleep ok?
I'm gonna try to stop being lazy with nisekoi, but no guarantees
>>735570123
Lose what?
>>735570193
Ehh. Starting a new job soon so that should be miserable.
>>735569936
I may be frail but i can still lose my butt virginity anon!
>tfw couldn't sleep and been watching school shooting videos and listening to pumped up kicks for the last 3 hours
Thank Christ it's been two years since I was in highschool.
>Misaki Claimed
>>735570549
retard
>>735570289
I never sleep well
>>735570343
>new job
that reminds me I need to find a better one :/
Why do you assume it'll be miserable, automatically?
>>735570549
Careful, boy, you'll cut someone with that edge.
I fell down a Wikipedia rabbit hole of shit like that the other, though. Shit's fascinating.
>CAPTCHA: Select all pictures with vehicles
>Empty street
Bamboozled
>>735570598
Albedos pretty good. A little too psychotic for me though.
>>735570549
Have you heard about the thing that happened in I think it was Pennsylvania.
>>735570598
She was cute
>>735570647
Yes. Understaffed fast food place that accepted me pretty much no questions and I wont work 30 hours because they dont want to pay medical.
>>735570647
Roses are red
Violence is good
They said I wasn't cool
So I shot up the school
>>735570805
wait wat
>>735570805
All of my mates who worked in fast food said that was pretty much the standard, yep.
On the plus side, any money is good money.
>>735570982
>wait wat
He's either talking about the West Nickel Mines School attack or a recent event.
>>735570982
Some dude shot up a supermarket. Crazy trans dude that was in love with the chick from Danny Phantom.
>>735571116
Yeah sure. More money to buy pointless things like booze.
>>735571116
>>735571263
LMAO
TRANNY PHANTOM GUY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjgDnzzgGog
>using pistol grip shotgun
>2017
I'd hit that...sexually
Hi-hi-hh--hh-hi G-gg-g-guys!
What do you people think of my new dual wield set?
>>735571371
Yeah see if you can find his music vid. Im sure you love this stuff
>>735571471
A man of culture I see.
>>735571404
Who wouldnt
>>735571471
Why do i find Nazi uniforms so hot?
>>735571887
Because nazis are fags like you
>>735571992
For some reason it pleases me to know that no matter your political leanings, being gay is the worst thing you can be.
>>735571792
He had a music video?
I'll look it up later. Kind of exhausted. Hit me up around 9 ish if you're still here.
>>735572114
I dont know when 9ish is for you.
>>735572114
Misaki is a dumb whore
>>735572390
huh?
>>735571263
Perhaps don't buy pointless things, if it's bothering you that much.
>>735572448
Hi
>>735572660
How else will I live with having a miserable job.
>>735572716
Buy things that aren't pointless things
>pointed things? wait
But sometimes pointless things are fun.
>>735572660
Ew. Who's that titcow? Disgusting
>>735572716
Yo Tomoko.
>>735572944
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>735572907
What things would that be?
>>735572944
Tiggo bitties can be nice and hello.
>>735573064
Looks like a deviant art picture with her gradient hair and heterochromia.
>>735573154
Titcows are gross -_-
What's up
>>735573256
Still would rub face into them and grab. Im just playing some world of tanks. Yourself?
Getting drunk with stompy mechs
bump with semi lewd
>>735573407
Ew.
I'm watching Tokyo ghoul. And also trying to skip to the part I'm at in the anime in the manga
>>735573832
The anime had me pretty solid until the ghoul prison which made zero fucking sense
Bumping with a fuckin wew.
>>735574033
I was trying to find the chapter that matched up to the episode "Aogiri". I found it, chapter 48 "Ear Bone"
>>735574435
Fuggin nice.
>>735574497
How many chapters are their?
>>735574548
144 chapters. I dunno if they have the extra chapters though
>>735574605
Thats not a ton.
>>735574548
A lot of them are.
>>735574798
Still dont feel any less intimidated though.
>>735574875
That really is a personal problem.
>>735574745
I never said it was?
>>735572114
>tfw i am the worst thing you can be
>>735562249
>>735571897
https://discord
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>>735574948
Very much so yes.
>>735575000
No you didnt but I didnt know what else to say
>>735575057
Cute
Oh God these Cards Against Humanity plays are fucking gold.
>>735575354
>choker
What a slut.
>>735575586
OH NOOOOOOOOO
>>735575586
Woah woah chokers are hot though.
>>735562249
having a "waifu" = being retarded
>>735575656
But sluts use them all the time. Or tumblrinas
>>735575629
Actually its more of a collar which makes her an uber slut.
What character in GATE owns your waifus pussy mate? Must suck having a waifu that's property of some stinky Japanese soldier.
>>735575752
So? Still hot.
>>735575752
None of them to be honest.
>>735575977
That's why your bitch of a waifu is wearing the slut collar.
And if I recall correctly she IS a slut.
>>735576058
Eh.
>>735576280
No response? Typical
>>735576365
I just dont really care tbh.
>>735576459
Really? Or is it because you've accepted how trash Rory really is?
OwO
>>735569729
Anime is real, I see it on my real TV and everything!