Basement sadboi OP >turning 21 in 4 days >Very VERY little

>>735552249
>buy bitcoin
>wait few years
>be rich
2020 it will be over 15k. 2024 it will be 100k. Trust me.

>>735552249
whats it like to be 21 and have no money fuckin kek

>>735552249
Everclear to the face

>>735552249
you're an idiot, have you ever experienced wds before?
buy 3 bottles of diclazepam and drink em all

>>735552384
bitcoin is fucking alien technology.

>>735552474
Like soak it into my pores? does that shit work?
Maybe ill make some riot punch.

>>735552476
>>735552476
The hell is a wd? like withdrawl? nah dude im not into anything THAT heavy

>>735552431
Feels about as bad as your mom felt when she realized she had to raise you.

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>>735552249
dont drink yourself into a hospital. back when i was poor and drank heavy i used to slam handles of fucking admiral nelson. shit tastes like rubbing alcohol, but it will do the job

>>735552826
Good ole admiral! when the captain is being a stuck up prick!
Thats a viable choice. i just cant drink Zelkos or other cheap vodka.

Ideally id want something like jagermiester but y'know cost and whatnot.

>>735552970
jager is gross dude. i used to drink rumple and virtually everything else straight. 1 shot of jager made me want to vomit

>>735553192
Thats the response i get from most people
But i can chug gaggergooster by the cup full and love that shit.
>i dont like alot of alcohol
>Beer and jager are my go-tos

>>735552249
congrats dude, my best friend is also turning 21 in 4 days. just remember to buy for all your underage friends before kicking the bucket

>>735553562
>buy for underage friends
Implying i have ANY friends
Why else would i be posting on /b/
Im a sad, lonely person, just looking to feel like he is part of something.

Thanks for the gratz though.

>>735553756
well kill yourself in a more interesting way. i say the classical piano wire around neck, glue hands to your head, and jump off a bridge that way when they find u it looks like u ripped ur head off

>>735554003
>actually hilarious
Ive always told all my friends thats how im going to do it.

Im not trying to KILL myself on my birthday, maybe just force myself into a position where i haave to reasses myself.

>For a pheonix to rise, it must first burn into a pile of ashes.

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>>735554475
riot punch

>>735552655
Does it matter if it came from aliens? Get rich faggot and life doesn't suck.

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>>735552384
I would invest in bitcoin if I had any money to spare

use rubbing alcohol you cant buy a bottle for 5 bucks at a dollar store

>>735552655
bitcoin was made by someone in their sleep retard

>>735554880
>>735554887
>>735555054
I have read up on how bitcoins are created and im STILL not fucking sure its a real thing. Its baffling. Im interested, i just couldnt be assed to invest into a cryptocurrency.

>>735554891
Yeah, ill drink it, go blind and probably die.
Fuck if anything id rather buy some tussin, or delsym

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>>735555214
I guess you hate money.

>>735555456
Im not arguing its a valid investment. I just do not have the money to invest. I know dudes are killing it with bitcoin, its just so unclear to me.
Too unclear to throw 3K towards 1 bitcoin (if thats how that even works)

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>>735555214
it's just something arbitrary that can be generated, that people decided was worth money.

>>735552249
oh yeah, cheap vodka

>>735555748
you can exchange money for parts of a bitcoin. but it's best to invest large sums of money, so it multiplies by more.

i.e. $200 x 5 = $1000, while $400 x 5 = $2000

>>735556042
It sounds like someones fever dream come to life
>Yo dude my compute makes these dope ass things
>Lets convince people they are worth like ALOT of money
>People agree
>????
>profit

Its bizarre, not saying its not viable, just weird.

Also, im prolly gonna go with cheap rum or something, cheap vodka makes me gag at the sight from my younger days.

>>735555456
If you put $10 in a year ago today, you'd have $32 now.

If you put $100 in you could have bought a few sheets of acid from dnms and resold that to become a drug lord and rich. From $100. Take some initiative.

In the year 2020 the amount of bitcoin created per block goes in half. The price will skyrocket and you can buy more sheets of acid.

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>>735556297
yeah
my dad told me it was a scam and not to invest in it, while my friend was making $800 a month off it. Remade his computational investment in ~4 months, and easily pays his electric bill now that he's in the black.

>>735554138
Eat a bunch of mushrooms. You re-evaluate everything.

>>735552249
Russian Bear

>>735557215
I have. This is after my mushrooms of the year.
>vision quests are amazing

Id love to get more and go back at it, but alass they are gone for the year around me.

Had crazy experience on them, feel like life in general is weird, like alot of processes and stuff we go through, what is that like Dp/dc Disconnect/depersonilization. I might of got hit with some of that.

>>735552249
Be my friend instead OP. Basement boi here too.

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>>735554687
>riot punch

>not mentioning Fight Milk

Fight Milk OP. Learn to make Fight Milk cinderella

>>735557533
I dont wanna be in the 'Friend club of basement sadbois" but yeah, whatever man we can be pals.

>>735557647
I dont have any crows eggs around to make the fight milk. OBVIOUSLY

Buy a bottle of rubbing alcohol, two bottles of mouth wash and a 3 liter sprite. Mix it all in one pitcher and stick it in the freezer for 2-3 hrs until it turns into a slushie. Then kys faggot.

>>735552249
Find your yoekel red neck
Get ya sum shine

>>735552249
The blood of newfags should be enough to trigger a violent response

>>735558964
Thats true. Though that would obliterate 90% of this board at this point.
Seriously /b/ has been a ces-pool of stupid shit for a few years now.

>me included i guess
>atleast im not a new/summerfag

>>735552384
not really though.

Hey OP,

I'll give you $1 if you smash your bong.

>>735559447
I dont have a bong
>I traded the one i did have for weed.
>Yes im that poor.
>No i have no shame about it.
>Id probably do it, because i really need some $$ at the moment even $1
>sadboi

Captcha picture had a jagermiester add, its fate.

>>735559627

Bullshit, there was a white one on the top of your bookshelf from the photo last night

Quit smoking the herbal jew

>>735560356
Oh that white one!
>Its not mine
>not breaking a friends piece.

Id rather smoke weed than be a herion addict like the rest of my family.

You the guy who thought he was tough shit because he seen my name and my old adress?

>>735560480

Yes, that white one

Well, alright, I might throw you a buck anyways

Nah lol, saw the thread last night, lurked a bit

What's the deal with the basement, do you rent it out, is it your parents?

Honestly expected this to be another "Anon squats under a random family's house" thread kek

>>735560682
*Sigh*
My mom was herion addict when i was like 12, shit got progreessivly worse.

Hadnt talked to my dad in 7-8 years.

Shit got to the point where i was squatting in a house alone with my little sister when i was lik 17-18

Eventually break down and ask dad for help. He gave me a basment to live in. ITs not glorious but its a life.

>if you DO really wanna toss me any bday $
my paypal is [email protected]

Oh, btw anyone want like a $2 steam game? i want to be philanthropic but i dont have alot of cash.

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>>735552384
>mfw i didn't buy bitcoin when they were like 100 for 10$ and /g/ was filled with people literally giving away tens of bitcoins
>they are now worth $10k each
Please kill me now

>>735560902

Ahh, well a basement is a pretty sweet gig tbh

I'll send you something but can you timestamp a pic so I know that it's really your Paypal?

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>>735560902
Should probably clarify, the cash i do have on steam came from selling trading cards. Im not really into the whole 'gaming' mood right now. Id rather my steam cash spent on someone who would actually play it.

>>735561042
Its like those stories where a dude drops out right before a company goes big.

>>735561081
Gotchu fam

>>735561222
Oh look i got some tripps. Neat

>>735561222

Cheers, sent you like $13

>>735561610
Aye dude. Your a fucking G. Much love man. ill make sure it goes towards me getting messed up on the 16th

>>735561673

Buy some cigs with it or a good IPA

>>735561863
For sure. Also if thats your legit last name
Thats fuckin dope dude. Make it a reality and be like bruce lee

4loko man 3 cans of that shit will get you slammed. Dunno if anybody else likes it but I like the taste too

>>735562153

Thanks, it is

Also if you're internet connection is good, there's a fair amount of work available online

It isn't anything super amazing, but its there

There's stuff like transcription jobs, freelance writing, data entry

If you can network, you can get those gigs and hire someone from Asia to do it for like $5 an hour

Dr. Knockers?

>>735552249
hey man.
that makes me kinda sad to hear that.
life can be kinda rough but I would hope you find that light outshining the horizon.
ive been going through it as well, moved out a lil bit ago and have ben struggling pretty hard with cash.
nut there is plenty of love to go for both me and you

>>735562357
Ive looked into plenty of those for sure, and had some offers, but currently my internet is a wifi hotspot from an ipad.

I have a bunch of job apps out i guess its just a slow season.

>>735562465
I dont understand, but yeah sure.

>>735562552
Keep your chin up dude. Watch the slow train crash and awe at it. Don't be sad that its happeneing, just enjoy the spectacle. Thats how im living my life right now, its going so-so

>>735552249
4loko

>>735563394
>>735562227
4 loko is all pussified now.
Should i mix it with monster or redbull or something, i heard thats a good way to get into the hospital.

Penis.

>>735552249
Marathon masturbating to loli hentai

>>735564799
Loli isnt my shtick, im more into crazy tentacles and all that shit.
Loli is closeted pedos wanting lil girls.

>>735564728
Is this a bot?

>>735564793
Your own original character "septic"?

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>>735564933
Yep, based on Sonic but made of shit

>>735565167
>>735564793
It's not even a funny meme. i dont get it.
>then again fidget spinners are big
>ah whatever
idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg.

>>735552249
Hey OP I saw your thread the other day, hope you're good :)

>>735565356
Thanks for the concern.
Im alright. Just working through the existential crisis bullshit, but otherwise, im upbeat about life.

>>735565356
Good to hear. So what you got planned for bday, did ya get any cash?

>>735552384
fiat currency pyramid scams tend to fall flat once the people on top got their money

>>735565820
Well bromego >>735562357
Hooked a /b/ro up with $13
so ill atleast be able to buy myself a pack of cigs and a shot or a beer.

So im doing better than i was yesterday.

>>735565926
Thats how i feel about it, like its a pyramid scheme. ITs only valuable because someone said it was.
>Guess thats kinda like paper money
>i dont know economics
>i dont think anyone ACTUALLY DOES.

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>>735566000
wow you replied to my post. I saw you here days ago and i thought it was probly a troll thread but since you're frequenting and stuff i guess you might be real. Dont give up, youre almost at the end of the game and then it resets and you get to use some of the knowlage from this playthrough if youre skilful. but if you shut it off early you dont get the new game plus

>>735566242
i dont plan on offing myself intentionally.
Im watching the train crash with awe right now.

Look i even did a timestamp>>735561222

Im just a dude who doesnt like being alone, ive found some comradery in /b/ because i lack real life friends.

>>735566000
OH SHIT i got Dub Dub Trips.
Hell yeah

>>735552655
Bitcoin is a literally a mathematical algorithm. It's not alien you fucking heathen retard. Also bitcoin is almost 3k per. OP says he has no money so he can't buy an bitcoin

>>735566703
cant define alien

>>735552249
Look faggot im about to buy a house. Move to texas, get a lame job and I'll rent you a room for dirt cheap so you wont be a loser anymore.

>>735566703
Explain to me then, Exactly HOW is a bitcoin created, and dont give me the broad ass shit everyone says. Like how is it achieved, and WHY would it be valuable?

>>735566839
Thatd be the fuckin dopeness, but i feel like id get raped/murdered.
>Almost seems worth it to not be a basement dweller anymore.

>>735552249
I shit you not, dip tampons in strong liquor and shove them up your butt. Quickest and cheapest way to get drunk. Do it too many times and you will get alcohol poisoning.

The safeway by my house sells a citrus vodka in a plastic bottle. Its like $15 for a fifth. It tastes like a boozy lemon cleaner.

>>735552249
ohh boo fucking hoo. your 21st birthday isnt going to be the legendary party to end all parties. Hey I got news for you sunshine. Most people's 21st are shit. Youre too old to get toys and cake, too young to be considered an adult anywhere besides legal documentation, you either have no job or a shit job, and most of your friends are already either too old to appreciate getting wasted or too young to join you in the revelry.

suck it up and be glad you've made it another 12 months without losing a family member, getting some horrible disease, losing your home or getting disfigured. If you got a 21+ friend, call them. Tell them its your birthday and you'd like to go to the bar this week. Preferably on your b-day. If not, who cares? It won't be the only time you'll be free to do this.

Your life might not be everything you thought it'd be but if you're able to post on 4chan then it's not bad enough to be considering alcohol poisoning as some nihilistic edgy cry against all the unfairness's you've been dealt.

hug your mom. or dad. or whoever fed and provided and sacrificed for you all these years. It's about to get a whole lot worse for you, so enjoy whatever you got left.

>>735566800
Alien: belonging to a foreign country or nation. Belonging to a different planet

>>735552249
i have one of the highest BAC recorded in my state

i have toruble remembering things now, and am an alcoholic. but still trying hard.

stop be a faggot and start a business form a hobby. literal autisms are making youtube dollars being ana utism.

program stuff.

make models for my game if ur an artfag. fuck you tho

>>735566942
either his spouse just cheated or this guys dog just died

>>735566907
I fucking said bitcoin is a mathematical algorithm! I don't fucking understand the algorithm but I know it's nothing but math that makes bitcoin.

>>735566968
I was right

>>735552826
I actually like the taste of Admiral. The fact that it's practically cheaper than soda means I have a lot on hand too

>>735567062
"I dont know anything about this which is why im qualified to speak on it"

>>735566914
Im not gonna shove something up my poopchute to feel funny.

>>735566942
I dont blame anyone for my position. There were things that i couldve done to prevent it, but i grew complacent.
Also, Thanks for writing a paragraph, shows how much you care.

>>735566969
I have a youtube that im working on.

also Fuck you to buddy.

>>735567034
I was thinking the same, projection is a hell of a drug.

>>735567062
Exactly, you are putting faith in a system you know LITERALLY nothing about. "Hurr durr its math algorithm" You sound so fucking retarded, like a christian trying to prove god is real.

>>735567158
I know its real because my priest at nasa showed me a cartoon

>>735567109
Admiral tastes like a sad greasy alcoholics tears
>that being said
its better than vodka by a long shot, so thatll prolly be my drink of choice depending how much money i scrounge together.

>>735566907
Look dude I'm a normal guy. I'm married, I live in Texas I just got a decent job. I've seen your threads a few times and if it'll save you from killing youself I'll hook you up. My fake email (cause im posting on /b/) is jakelarvingston@gmail (thats not my real name btw)

>>735567158
https://youtu.be/l9jOJk30eQs

>>735567158
Paragraph-guy here. I didn't read about your parental/living situation just now. That's fucked up and I apologize for the last bit. Point is that if you make reckless choices, or even no choices at all, it'll just keep getting worse. Adulthood is scary as fuck because everyone's playing for keeps, but you have the power to decide how you handle the disappointments and problems that end up in your lap.

Try to find some fun on your 21st. But don't use it as a reason to make your situation even worse.

>>735567460
im more using it as a platform to try to fuck myself to the point of "i gotta do better than this" i just cant muster the motivation without some type of big action, and maybe itll be a wakeup call

>>735567062
let me press you more
What math?
Why?
Why is this 'math' valuable?

>>735567325
Damn homie, you have a kind soul.
Might have to hit you up on that. Youll know its me if i do. I much appreciate you're concern though. Im not gonna off myself any time soon. This is just how im working through some stupid shit

>Tl:dr i know alot of what i say/do comes off as bitchy/whiney but im really not all that 'woe is me' i just feel like the world is a cruel bitch.

>>735552249
>21
Getting a habit up and running and blowing out your liver and kidneys isn't going to help you out tbh fam.

>>735567558
i dont plan on making it a habit. i could be drinking RIGHT now if i wanted to (well if i had the $$) i want it to be a one night stand against my bitch side/my inner demons. Im gonna drink myself into action. Thats the plan anyways.

>not even that much of a fan of alcohol using it as a tool to defeat myself in a way.

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>>735567534
its cruel as fuck and its going to get worse until the end which is soon

>>735567534
Everything on the internet involves math. The fucking IP address your using to connect to the internet has an algorithm which caps out at about 4.3 billion. Like bitcoin caps out at about 20 million. I'm a network engineer (which you don't need to be good at math for) and I suck at math so I cant explain into detail how the math works. Just understand that bitcoin is a virtual currency and it HAS to be made of math or it wouldn't exist. It's not magic

OP is one hell of a faggot

>>735567779
You're describing magic in more words
>i dont understand it
>GOD DID IT
>""MATH DID IT""

alright man, you're really smart, proud of you.

>>735567816
OH SHIT, THIS SICK FUCKIN BURN

>>735567534
Paragraph-guy. I'm 34 and ive been seeing friends doing exactly what you're doing right now for the same reason.

Some of them for the 3rd, 5th, 10th time thinking the same thing you're thinking. "Maybe if i fuck up hard enough this time i'll get things to change"

Man, the only change I've seen happen to them is permanent disability, and even that hasn't stopped them from trying to fuck themselves up one more time.

-this- is your wakeup call.

>>735567670
>i dont plan on making it a habit
Neither did I.
>Im gonna drink myself into action.
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

>>735567889
You're so fucking retarded. No wonder you're such a god damn nobody.

>>735567889
Think of it as a number thats given value by the people who use it. Like the government backs up the US dollar. In our current time 1 (BTC) is equal to almost $3000

>>735568012
It's a stupid idea, but hey, works with mushrooms most of the time

Once again, i understand its kinda stupid. But as someone with really no friends and whatnot. i gotta attempt something stupid.

>id rather it be getting really drunk and breaking down to people around me than attempting to off myself and being looked at differently by all of them.

>>735568143
Oh no my fifi's

>when people try to hurt my feelings on /b/
>Your on fuckin /b/ idiot.

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>>735568143
nobody is only insulting ito a person who bases their validity and existence on the acceptance of the retards around them

>>735568186
That i vibe with.
Thats pretty much what i said in the first place

>Arbitrary thing people decided have value
>just like paper money

I recognize it IS a viable thing, and a valid currnecy, i just dont understand the logistics.

Like with cash-
>Its made by cotton+paper and ink
>that atleast is tangible and easy to process.

>>735567275
Rubbing alcohol

>>735568294
american money isnt backed by anything but the promise from the private bank that issues it that when you try to spend it it will be accepted.

>>735568213
Good luck then.

>>735568245
Pretty much this

>>735568338
If its between rubbing alochol and cough syrup, id much rather take some tussin capsules.

>>735552655
to the face, as in drink it you autist

>>735568401
>arbitrary thing people decided has value
Yeah
It used to be gold backed but i cant fucking remember how long ago that was

at this point its monopoly money.

>>735568245
You sound like a loser too.

>>735568294
Right
1 = $3000
2 = $6000
3 = $9000

And so on. Also keep in mind there can never be more than 21million bitcoins

>>735567158
I have a youtube that im working on.

also Fuck you to buddy.
then do that instead of whining here.

i get it man, your a fucking loser. that makes you sad. me too. im sitting here in my parents house at 23 (or is it 24?) half drunk, coding stuff to desperately get my life on track after 3 years of doing nothing.

dont be me man. just dont ever start buying alcohol. lift weights and go outside, and dont be afraid to admit your a loser. because then you can fix it

and your sad because your probably a loser, at least relatively.

i definitely have something wrong in my brain, and so maybe you do to, but trust me man its because your in a dark room doing nothing you really love and getting rewarded for it. and itll take years to probably.

but once ti does, the rest is history. itll feel like it never happened.

so get caffeine powders, and start working hard

(walmart sell boxes of energy powder mixes. just buy those. fuck monster)

Find a local AA chapter and start going to meetings.

>>735568294
Watch the fucking YouTube video then it's 5 minutes. https://youtu.be/l9jOJk30eQs

>>735568512
Its really interesting to me, no doubt on that front.
i jsut wish it could be properly explained, as i REALLY just crave knowledge on new things.

Only 21mil to be in existance EVER? Is that to maintain a certain value and not inflate them?

>>735568567
everyone assumes i chill in my basement 24/7 and just sulk. Thats not the case, i walk around and shit, its summer, its beautiful outside in the farmland.

>>735568605
Oh cool, didnt know it was a vid about bitcoin.

>>735568594
Will i meet robert paulson?

>>735552249
I hate your stupid hat OP but i like your face. I hope you get some more cash and have a half decent birthday.

>>735568504
you sound like you would cry if your friends didnt invite you to the circlejerk

>>735568760
Its an old hat i bought from my first job
Thanks though, im gonna make it good regardless. Ill figure it out my dude.

>>735568721
Yes, there can over ever be 21 million bitcoins. But just like normal money, bitcoins can be divided. You can own .0003 bitcoins which is worth a certain amount. Like I said the value is determined by the people that use them and give them their worth

>>735568789
You sound like you wish you got invited to circlejerks.

>>735568891
cool shit, thanks for not being douchey about it. Info gets me rock hard.

>>735568962
YO THIS DUDE JUST ADMITTED HE DOES CIRCLE JERKS- HE AIN'T ONE OF US

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>>735561222
My nigga, Payday 2 was free on steam. They gave away 5 million copies. Shoulda cashed in m8. Basically another motivation to make money as well. I need a job.

>>735568842
I kinda wanna send new hat money before alcohol money

>>735568962
You incriminated yourself

>>735568993
Where does it say I go to circlejerks?

>>735568993
Heres how current bitcoins are made. I can't explain in layman terms so I just pulled a definition.

"New bitcoins are generated by a competitive and decentralized process called "mining". This process involves that individuals are rewarded by the network for their services. Bitcoin miners are processing transactions and securing the network using specialized hardware and are collecting new bitcoins in exchange."

Btw bitcoin mining is not cheap or easy

>>735569113
right here
>>735568962

>>735569060
Ill buy a new hat if youd want. Beggars cant be choosers mango.

>>735569022
>Implying i didnt.
I was just offering anyone who wanted it a $2 game like binding of isaac, cuz /b/ is always good to me..

>>735569164
i know it takes a fuckload of GPU power.
So kinda, you bruteforce a network until it gives you a special key that then is classified as a bitcoin (Well that was established with their creation) And because of the brute force power and time required it then has inherent value for some reason?

Neat dude.

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>>735569164
Hardware you say? Is this shit legal or nah?

Why isn't ever millenial entrepreneur doing this?
Gotta spend money to make money right?

>>735568721
>everyone assumes i chill in my basement 24/7 and just sulk. Thats not the case, i walk around and shit, its summer, its beautiful outside in the farmland.


no, i assume your not doing enough worthwhile things. going for a walk outside, even living a normal life, isnt enough for some people.

make stuff

now faggot. i just finished up making another part of my skins system. WAT U DOIN

HUH

SUCKIN DIK THATS WAT FAGGOT

>>735569164
"they go into the magic mine called a bitcoin mine with magic pickaxes called pickaxes"

>>735569297
Well really you make a machine with a powerful gpu thats able to solve math problems (mining) and you join groups of people to do this because the more people you jave solving the math problems to get bitcoins, the more complex they become

>>735569344
where they do "services" and them boom, bitcoin!

>>735569300
from the 'bitcoin miners' ive looked up on google, it takes a fair bit of GPU strength to make it viable at all to make $$. so youd end up dropping like 4-5k on GPU's and dummy rigs that the sole reason of them is too mine.

Also if im not mistaken it puts alot of pressure on the GPUs ruining their life-time.

>>735569280
It says you sound like you wish you got invited to circlejerks. Circle where it says, I go to circlejerks.

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>>735552249
ay its anty from discord

>>735569300
Its 100% legal. Just very expensive

>>735569405
>>735569344
>>735569393
Actually what this guy is saying makes alot more sense to me now.

Hard strenious bruteforcing of a network to produce a unique code in the format of a 'bitcoin' then because someone decided that it was worth money, the string of numbers/letters produced from bruteforcing that shit is valuable.

>>735569426
you imply youre speaking from the experience of a person who knows what its like to want to be invited to circlejerks, but has sense lost the desire because hes been casually attending

and crying when he isnt invited.

>>735569341
i play guitar and shit dude, i put effort into doing things/ creating things. i just havent found something im passionate about, so i dont pursue it.

>>735569494
wutstopcounterfeit

>>735569518
>>735569426
This exchange is making op laugh pretty good.
>dude basically said 'i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast'
>other dude 'You eat pieces of shit for breakfast'
>dude; "..... No!..."

Buy tequila
"Jose cuervo" :3

>>735569686
that shit is like $40 a bottle dude.
Cant afford that shit.
By all means, provide the capital and ill film myself for your amusement as i descend into drunken rage.

>>735569555
youve never liked something a lot?

fuck guitar and shit. cant make money that way.

get a hobby sucking dick like the OP you are.

>>735569518
I've implied nothing except that you're an ugly faggot who doesn't get invited to circlejerks but wishes he was. At no point have I said I've been to circlejerks, only that you wish you could go to them. You made an incorrect assumption because you're a dumbass.

>>735569772
Ive never like something practical alot.
>i really enjoy the esports side of fighting games
>im pretty decent at SSBM and UMvC3

But thats not a valid life choice, so its not something i tell people im passionate about.

>>735563394
this

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>>735568605
I got less then $5 in Bitcoins feels bad man.

>>735570130
refer to >>735563471

i dont want some pussy wine cooler shit.

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>>735569805
Doesn't change the fact that you're a faggot.

>>735552249
Colt 45/old english/any malt liquor
Cheap tall boys like steel reserves
MD2020 if you can find it where u live
Look at all the bottom-sheld hard liquor, but personally vodka is nasty so whiskeys and rums are easier to swallow. Black velvet. Admiral nelson. Etc. Look for plastic bottles.

>>735552249
You could invest in bitcoins and get rich like others are suggesting, or just kill yourself with a noble gas. Something like Helium would be painless because of how your body reacts to it.

But to answer your question, a cheap bottle of vodka will have you black out drunk if you chug it all within 20 minutes.

>>735570421
Black velvet is pretty decent.
Cheap vodka is like the lowest common denominator

>>735570441
ill invest in bitcoin with all of my non-money.
Also, helium bagging is a bitch way out. Id go out with a bang

>>735569841
aha! knew it. i felt same way. now i make more moeny and am happy because on the contrary, shit like that makes a ton of money now that NEETs exist.

ideas:
editorials
betting sites
jounralism
tutorials
videos
mashup songs

then no matter whether you use a website or not, put all that shit on yoututbe, make a facebook to spam too, and keep on crosslinking and eventually you can get a patreon.

jim fucking sterling son is autism. and he is making moeny just talking about shit.

all of the league community has autism, and qtpie bought a badass house. quite a lot have.

idk about smash but from what ive seen they are the most autistic of all. which means if your mildly charasmatic and/or buff you can easily get up there.

Tyler1 on league is just buff and yells a lot. makes moeny just being buff on a video game, basically.

the fact these arent valid life choices, makes them excelent opportunities.

league of legends has websites for builds. im sure smash does too already, but if anything else you can thinkabout?

i cant web dev but i can make apps for you for android or something

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OP started a go-fund me. Half as a joke on how stupid shit can get on these websites, half being hopeful it works.

99% isopropyl rubbing alcohol should do it

>>735570614
and im drinking Clubtails screwdriver. 1.50 for 16fl oz of 10% deliciouness

mix with monster or great value energy packs in water, and bam. all night drunk and speedy to do stuff

which you shouldnt do because its more addictuive. and awesome.

IM TURNING 20 IN 4 DAYS

>>735570543
>ill invest in bitcoin with all of my non-money.
You can buy a small fraction of a bitcoin, like $20 worth to start. Even $1 is worth it. Late last year it was like $600 per bitcoin and now it's up to $2957.86.

>Also, helium bagging is a bitch way out. Id go out with a bang
Ow the edge!

>>735570614
i love jim fucking sterling son.
Hes my #1 kissboi
I already have a youtube started with videos upp on it, just cant churn out content that feels like people want to see
>i guess thats the hard part
>Churning out content your unsure is good or not and hope for the best.

Some methanol is also highly effective in getting you into the hospital

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>>735552425

>>735570614
my basic idea for my youtube channel came to me after taking shrooms and thinking about process that people do as normal.

>youtube channel is
Things Are Weird

and my goal was basically to shine a light on how odd some of our practices are and how we do them as more a habit than a concious decision.

>>735570774
there are literalyl so many people tht someone will definitely want to, and as long as you make good videos people like to watch, people with donate.

especially nerds. i give random chanels money every so often when im not also super poor, which granted is pretty rare.

but still. all those fucking speedrunners, with legit autism

full on autism

and they get views just because peple like that content. i cant stand the people, but i stillw atch it


and as long as you have a topic people like, and actually make something creative, but will watch it.

top 10 videos are retardedly over done, and people still watch them.

theres a guy only making paper mario glitch videos, and he makes a decent following from it.

its actually easier to start in a small community and then branch out to other things you like.

just has to be quality, and have decent quanity, and people will eventually start following and subbing.


but still, dont bother with a shitty mic or text to speech. only rare pun video type things really alst with that

>>735571092
see id watch that if you didnt halfass it.

tahts original, can be funny, and educational. bitches love facts.

>>735571241
i have a decent mic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDDzYP6UrvI
Theres a view of what im doing at the moment.

I have an issue with talking to a camera/reading from a script, so its all pretty off the cuff.

>>735571288
Thanks for the idea. If i get some back info on some things first. it would be a more educational thing, your right, that seems doable for sure.

another of my favorite youtubers is a patent attourney. makes like 2 hr vieos just talking about shit in court cases about patents and copyright and stuff.

you cant tell me thats a big market, yet it works with patreon. he isnt getting rich but its a self sustaining hobby to help supplement things, and can use it for a lot

>>735571447
Lenord french?
That guy is dope.
idk why either but i enjoy his stuff.

>>735571392
yeah man, shit like bridekidnapping is the first thing i thought of.

or throwing rice at wedding people.

just retarded shit people go "idk lol just cuz we do"

idk why we celebrate birthdays really. i always thought it was cuz jesus but idk now that i think about it.
a lot of celebrations and customs are remnants of historical needs that we cant seem to get rid of. but idk much about it

>>735571494
YES IT IS HIM

>>735571587
>just retarded shit people go "idk lol just cuz we do"
This was basically my idea behind it

Your giving me some decent ideas on how to improve my content and i appreciate it.

Though i want to also be a personality, for basically the sole reason of having an audiance i can be friendly with, Feel a part of something.

>>735571392
your brandingdoesnt really make sense

TaW != Things are Weird in my head or throughs earch algorithm

id call it something close to just Things Are Weird: Racism

and you really gotta start strong, this following guy i think is a good example of how an autism makes money in odd topics by:

setting up a good background
starting with a strong greeting, followed by a concise introduction

he maintains authority and doesnt belittle his own opinion for 30s before anything starts

stays focused on describing the topic with a strong thesis statement at the beginning, and flowing into a well rounded summary

you can tell his voice is faked, but its strong. same with jim. very clear and stern sounding. even the vsauce guy keeps a calm command when talking

and never, ever belittles his opinon. if you dont care the viewer wont. just dont acknowledge that people will bitch about you being young in the comments. thats what its there for

your videos are to talk about the thing and make good viewpoitns.

your lack of confidence is why sargon of arkadia made his on fake backgrounds i believe and only ecently revealed himself. its hard trying to be political and youg and poor and not overly successfull, but if you detach yourself its easier.

so if you wanna keep with these topics, might wanna just have it all animated a bit, or maybe build a backdrop like jim does.

it wont really matter, just as long as you are comfortable with it. people hate uncomfortable speakers.

>>735571951
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYxrnDjNQZIs_aAcdhqSveg

Bleach

Cheap getcha drunk as fuuuuck