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Has anyone done a DNA test for their ethnic background and did

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Has anyone done a DNA test for their ethnic background and did change you in anyway
Pic unrelated
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>>735547551
I thought I was Persian but ot turns out I'm Sephardic. I stopped going to the mosque and started going to the synagogue.
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>>735548733
Interesting
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Yea found out I'm 99 % European. Figured that. But .5% jewish and .5% Northern African.
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Growing up I always said I was Hispanic.
Took the test and i find out I'm 100% Native American.
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>>735547551
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>735548733
I found out I had a bunch of Jewish ancestry too. They came through Ellis island 100 years ago ..
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>>735549255
Wow you sound like a fucking moron. Middle school dropout?
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>>735547551
found out im black
told my dad
he told me his (adopted) brother used to call him a nigger
he never told his kids

also
im technically a latino native american black jewish asian white man. (basically just a white guy tho)
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last time I checked I didnt give a fuck
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>>735549216
same shit
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>>735549351
when was that?
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>>735548928
I'm interested in how it's broken down in percents for groups and then broken down again for certain groups
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>>735549255

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
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>>735549547
LOL at the screenshot.
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>>735547551
I don't trust the companies that offer these services. Their policies don't favor the privacy of the customer.
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>>735549547
I think I understand you Mongolid anon

Kinda...not really
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>>735549547
Keksimus
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found out i was gender confused.
woman trapped in a man's body.

my cute trap ass is in thread over there >>>
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>>735549665
Like...giving info for research
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My brother had one and he showed me the results. I had believed I was half German but found out I barely have any kraut in me. Much more Scandinavian than I thought. Nothing has changed though. I haven't traded sausage for pickled herring or anything like that.
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>>735549429
do the math summerfag
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>>735549216
Same here actually
Was told I was Mexican all my life until I found out I was 93% Lipan Apache. I still tell people I'm Hispanic though
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>>735549468
europe, north african, sub saharan african, asian/native american, south asian. (middle east?)

europer -> british, scandi, german, french, italian, spanish, balkan, russian

most other regions dont really break down much further, its more accurate with european genes because their database is filled with mostly european genes

you can take the raw data and put into other sites and find out medical information and shit
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I always thought I was Irish and south American. The DNA test said I'm British and West African. It's interesting but it doesn't change anything.
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>>735549974
isnt mexican identity mestizo aka half indian half spanish?
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>>735547551

what happens when a black person gets one of these tests? does it just say "100% nigger"?
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Now which one is the best they seem the same
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>>735550064
irish = british

they dont break down the british isles by nationality at all
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>>735549959
...the fuck do you even mean? can you provide me with a formula for figuring out the last time you checked? cause as it stands there's not enough information
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>>735550136
I thought they only used that during the colonial times?
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Already knew what I was, half scandy, quarter of both black/hispanic. mother from puerto rico, dad side of family is from Norway.
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>>735549846
Selling that info to companies that profile as much of the population as possible, and the authorities have access to your DNA without a need to obtain your consent or to obtain the legal justification to compel you to provide a sample.

Basically there are no legal protections for how that data is handled. While this isn't something that would ever be likely to negatively impact me personally, I don't condone how fast and loose these companies play it with people's personally identifiable information.
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23 and me is more reliable and accurate than
the one from ancestry. the one from ancestry is pretty inaccurate, very vague, done by cheapest method possible
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>>735550201
I hope I'm almost zero to little Irish not from what you said just cause I fucking hate the Irish
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>>735550423
what's wrong with potato niggers
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>>735550333
Wooooah.... I not need any guberment to know my DNA to send me to prison for life
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>>735550423
That sounds like something an irish person would say.
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>>735547551

Are you so dead inside that you actually need a test to tell you what group you belong to and by extension what you should think and believe ?
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>>735550511
I've had a few good interactions with them and way to many bad
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>>735550669
good goy
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>>735549547
Kek; thnx for the laughs
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>>735550669
Yeah, pretty much...but I'm pretty laid back about it
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>>735550596
>implying they need your DNA to imprison you for life
>what is parallel reconstruction
>you have no rights
>thanks obama, and bush and cheney and all the republicans and more than half the democrats in the last 16 years.
>your ass is theirs, anon
>they say jump you say how high
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>>735547551
I got most of it right, but it turns out Im also sardinian and iberian. who'd've thunk.
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>>735550137
Fuck off you 12 year old
Fucking newfag
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>>735550315
nigger
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>>735550511
What's good about potato niggers
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>>735550878
your dna analysis based on your greentext:
russian faggot
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>>735551003
They're white
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>>735551003
They're funny.
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>>735550878
Should I relocate
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>>735548733
Found out I was 1/8 askeNAZI jew or whatever its spelled. Turns out my great grandpa that was "irish catholic" was lying to fit in when he came over, cause he was advised to do so if moving to the midwest.

Not sure who he thought he was fooling. Benjamin Rubner. Yea sure, sounds real Irish Catholic lol He did have the only sense of humor in the family, so who knows.
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>>735550722
They probably knew you were an autist
Can't blame the micks for being the unlucky ones to notice you first.
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>>735549547
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>>735551109
Ginger midgets are funny?
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>>735551073
That's true, russians probably have a better idea of what's going on in the usa than most americans do at this point.
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>>735550998
nice buzzword
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>>735551170
what did he do for a living? Was he a JEWeler?
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Not really. Just get to use more racist jokes now. 14% Native American, 25% Iberian, 34% Irish, 1% Black, 10% German, 5% Finnish, other % is mixed european
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>>735551279
I have reason to believe I'm russian in my veins
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>>735551279
>That's true, russian
I knew it faggot-ski
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>>735551268
Yes, I've found the Irish people I've known to be funny.
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>>735551406
>1% Black
nigger
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>>735551227
More like they can't act like a human
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>>735551530
once you go black, you cant come back
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>>735551391
Close. He was a German Chemist, & worked for an aircraft company there til the war was half over & the Nazz started going after the more useful kikes.
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>>735550201
its British AND Irish so no it doesnt equal
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>>735551406
prairieniggerbeanerpotatoniggerniggernazicuck
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Did mine through ancestry. 100% white European
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>>735548733
Because the nature of objective truth depends on your ancestry
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>>735551433
>-ski
That's polish you untraveled retard.
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>>735551532
Surely because they found an autistic boy
I'm sure
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>>735551530
I always told everyone i was black no one believed me but the black people i hung out with. lol
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>>735550137
There are some many different "black" ethnicities. Black people don't even exist in Africa
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>>735550838

Nothing to be proud of. Most of ISIS members have actually never read the quran and just joined in an excessive effort to be part of a group.
Try new things and find out what you like instead of letting a piece of paper tell you who you are, this can not end well for anybody...
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>>735551779
Did you have to "black it up"?
That's what the jews in casting tell us they want.
They want a singing/dancing minstrel show.
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>>735551762
Never heard the term Russki?
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>>735551762
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>>735549307
*walks on stage*
*turns mic on*

LURK MOAR NEWFAG

*mic drop*
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>>735551831
What the fuck are you smoking?
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>>735547551
I learned that my great great grandmother cheated on my great great grandfather and now I am actually related to Hitler. Hitler was apparently like a 3rd cousin to the guy she cheated with.
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>>735547551
i found out im like 1% black.

now i demand reparations for slavery, food stamps, welfare, free cash, and preferential treatment because of how much my poor black ancestor suffered
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>>735551867
ISIS is going places where are you going?
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>>735551867
>most of ISIS members have never read the Quran
>they just joined up and said they'd blow themselves to pieces to have fun and hang out with friends

Turns out, that's wholly untrue, not only statistically, but structurally.
To get people to do this level of horrific shit, they need to be sold a fairly complete ideology justifying their actions.
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>>735552048
Actually same on the 1% black part, but no one believes me because I am white as fuck
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>>735552048
That's really funny kys
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Mine is pic related. Didn't really change much tbqh, already knew I was glorious Anglo masterrace.
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Yes, I'm German and my ancestors were german until the year 1737. Now I have a swedish girlfriend, witch is also swedish until 1856. I'm ok with that
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>>735552048
If you knew anything about a few of your other ancestors, you wouldn't even mention the black suffering.
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>>735552005
He means Africans have no general use for the term "black people." They identify by nationality rather than continent. East Africans for instance generally hate west Africans.
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>>735552048
Ya know, a large percentage of African Americans have mixed ancestry from slave owners fucking their slaves. So since they have ancestry shared with slave owners doesn't that make them privileged?
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>>735551867
well they're dumb enough to believe crap like they'll be martyrs and get a bunch of virgins in heaven, and in the mean time they can fuck little girls...
if i was a stupid muslim pedo isis would sound like a pretty good deal too.
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>>735552224
Ah.
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>735552032
Look at this guy
>735551867
>735551724
Look at these fags
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>>735552169
That's cool, all I had was Germanic, Germanic, Germanic and more Germanic, until the Durings came slashing and burning their way in off the Steppe on horseyback around the time of the Scythian invasion, which I already had a pretty good idea of.
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>>735552277
Their blackness negates their use of white privileges
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>>735552193
well yeah plenty of groups suffered as much as blacks, but blacks are the only ones who have guilted the descendants of their oppressors of their ancestors into giving them loads of free shit because of it
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>>735547551
I'd fuck her even if our DNA was related. Who is she?
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>>735551903
No, but I was raised in the hood. So it came natural when I left. Part of me is still wants to ride in a pink candy paint cutlass supreme on 22s, the other part wants to mud around on 37s in a jacked up truck.
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>>735550064
It makes you a nigger.
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>>735551659
I knew Id find a name for me here
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>>735552277
Look at how they're living and you decide how privileged they are. Would you trade places with them?
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>>735552048
I don't think anyone here has a problem with the notion man originates from Africa. Every human on earth is % African.
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Did not change anything, just reconfirmed what I already knew, mostly German, with Irish and Scandinavian thrown in.

What I find more interesting is my twin brother has 30% Great Britain, with only 20% Western Europe.
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>>735552589
Uhhhhh....that one bitch that is fine as fuck >>735552494
and we all want to fuck
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