You ask a chick out, she says she has a boyfriend, what's

What, are u fucking gay

>>735527107
>Me too.

>>735527107

>well, I have a goldfish

>>735527107
"Oh, ok." *Leaves*

I assume she was polite about turning me down, so why the hell would I need a "comeback"?

>>735527107
whoa slow down a bit, lets fuck first atleast

Yeah well I'm married. My wife actually might be into you. You're her type.

>>735527107

My comeback?

>Get dick out as she goes to leave
>cum on her back
>turn 360°
>walk away

That's my cumback

Are you down for a dp

>>735527107
"Äwesome, I have a gf lets make it a 4 some"

>>735527209
Fucking kek

>>735527437
>turn 360°
>walk the same direction

>>735527107
walk away, never talk to her again

Bitch about it on /pol/ and then post BBC memes and anti-antifa images

>>735527565
Moonwalk away

>>735527107
Wrong answer bitch, then rape her.

>>735527565
Being this new.

>>735527107
what does your boyfriend have to do with me?

>>735527107
Sweet! Invite him, he'll surely love my new dildo...

>>735527209
Exactly

>>735527107
Ask hes name. If she answers without hesitation - gtfo. Else - tell her that it doesn't have to be romantic, just two people eating together and talking about stuff.. as friends. If still no luck - gtfo.

Punch her in the mouth.

>>735527107
I can keep a secret if you can.

So?

volafile /r/cb6kpqv0

post anything oc prefered

>>735527107
I have a girlfriend

>>735527107
But can your boyfriend do this!
>start gingerly tickling mah balls

He can come along and pay, and afterwards will let him sit in the corner and watch us fuck.

>>735527107
understandable have a nice day

>>735527107
"He can come along too... in a corner somewhere. But he'd better not act up, or I'll rip his arms off and impregnate you right in front of him!"

>>735527107
Are you happy?

>Yes
That makes sense. Thank you anyway.

>No
Do you want to talk about it?

Rinse repeat till you're on your way, alone or together

>>735527107

>what's your comeback?
>being this autistic

>>735530851
Virgin detected.
>thinks this nice guy shit works
>topkek

Go back to whatever game you were playing, and stay there. That's the most social interaction you'll ever be good for.

"Understandable, have a nice day."

>>735527107
why do I need to have a comeback?

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>>735527107
You look like the kind of girl that could use two

>>735527209
Only acceptable answer, so long as it's not an actual spaghetti answer and was planned, then played off with humor.

>>735527107
>you better come back with a god damn sandwich

>>735527565
Top fucking kek newfag

>or

skillful bait anon

>>735527107
Keep up conversation..
"Oh, that's good.
How long have you been together?
Do you see having kids with him?
I think we would have more attractive kids."
You may not get her but it plants seeds of doubt in her current bf.

>>735534012
top kek mate, good one

>>735527107
Who is he? I'll kill him.

"Oh I see, you have a boyfriend. Alright, well here's my number. Give me a call when you're ready to upgrade to a manfriend."

>>735527565
newfag

>>735535046
That's the most pathetic thing I've read for quite awhile

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>>735527107
Grab her by the pussy

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>>735535046

>>735527107

Any time a girl says she has a boyfriend, say that you're not interested in her boyfriend, that you're interested in her.

She will either bail or stick around and talk to you. If she stays, she's interested.

>>735527107
Who is that girl in the picture?

>>735534012
>>735534012
very smoove

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>>735535868
she's dead now. She fell trying to climb out of the pit in the backyard

>>735527209
This or
>I like where this is going.

>>735527239

Holy shit, this. You guys are so fucking immature and delusional that you somehow think it's an unfair insult that every woman doesn't want to jump on your dicks.

>>735536045
lets just hope she didnt watch jonny bravo

>>735535347
cringe.jpg

>>735527107
"That's okay, so do I."

>>735536197
> Explain.

No problem, I'm not jealous.

>>735527239
>not making a woman wrong for meeting your uncalled-for sexual/romantic advances with abject aplomb

their stupid bitches anyway amirite

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>>735534012

>>735527107
>had
>had a boyfriend

>>735527107
>If he really loves you, I think he'd want you to find your soulmate. That's me.

>>735527107
"You're not allowed to have friends?"

This traps them. They don't want to look like they have a boyfriend that governs their life. They'll either say,
"No, I am. Haha ok" then you proceed.

Or reject you, plain n simple.

>>735527107
i'm very lonely can i come with u guys on ur next date?

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>>735534012
Well played, sir

>>735527107
>I have a boyfriend
You look like the kind of girl who could use another

>>735536518
Its crazy how much of an (in) this is.

>>735527107
Bring him too. He can drive and pay the tab.

>>735536768
>(in)

What?

Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't know. Best of luck to you both!

>>735535553
That only works if you are famous

>>735536937
In to be friend zoned

Tell her that her boyfriend can hold the towel.

>>735527107
"I didn't ask your boyfriend out. I'm not gay."

>>735527107
I can be your man friend

>>735527709
Almost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYIpa1Ulvw

what's your boyfriend gotta do with me?

>>735527107
Get her high then ask her to call you by her daddy's name while you fuck her. works every time

>>735537282
It's a win/win.

Girls always have lots of friends. If you're "in the friendzone" you ask them to hook you up with their friends, which usually they do. Or they'll get jealous, and offer themself to you.

There's nothing wrong with being in the "friendzone", unless you legitimately like the girl.

>>735527107
"Exactly. I'm your new boyfriend."

>ITT sucks at pickup lines

You just go away and try it somewhere else, what are you? A beta who needs to stick at some "crush", while she turned you down? So many normie faggots here.

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>>735535046

>>735527107
There are only two real answers:

"What's that got to do with me?"

"I'm down with OPP."

>>735537684
normie who justifies being in a friendzone. m8 you are probably getting perma cucked in RL

>>735527107
"I'm sure he's a great guy. I wish y'all the best."

>>735535046
You are a pathetic beta and you know it.

>>735527107
"I have a goldfish. Oh sorry you didn't ask that? I didn't ask if you had one, don't worry he doesn't have to know"

That's my comeback. Works like a charm.

>>735527437
nice

>>735527107

Its okay, bring him along, he can watch us fuck

>>735527565
Probs bait, but if not, you've been living under a rock for years, nigga

>>735527107
wow OP you are beta as fuck. grow a pair and then grow up. fucking pussy

>>735527239
They want role play material, because they want to act alpha, when they will just bitch out and take that option anyways