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So I found out today that Magnums are too small. Any suggestions

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So I found out today that Magnums are too small. Any suggestions from others with big dick problems
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>>735514580
youre not fooling anyone faggot
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Nice try OP, we all know you have an inverted penis
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>>735514580
Well get a smaller buttplug you faggot!
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Big dicks are legit not a good thing to have, sure might look "sexy' in pictures, or when your pants are down, but when it's about the act it's not worth it

>no deepthroat
>can't go balls deep
>oh wait it hurts
>can't do most of the positions
>no rough sex for you
>need 4 hours of foreplay so she won't bleed from the insertion of this huge thing

How could anyone be mad with a 6" dick?
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Cornetto bro
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>>735514580
have your bf bareback you instead
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Jealous much /b. What was I thinking someone would actually help out. Fuckin cucks
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>>735514580
i get them from amazon, mysize, they are great and not that expansive.
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>>735514918
>dick too big
>can't fuck because no condoms
>y-you guys are cucks!
>i-i was b-baiting !
>h-ha ha y-you f-fell f-for it!
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>>735514809
Do not have any of these issues. I'm 7.5 and at least 5.5 girth. Haven't needed a condom for 6 years thanks to bc but now the new girl isn't on it
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>>735514580

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Use saran wrap
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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This is OP. You fucks are useless
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>>735514580
I honestly had a simillar problem, tho my Dick is to thick, I tore apart a featherlite durex condoms
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>>735515236
Exactly my problem. Too thick. Shit feels like my dick is in a rear naked choke
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>>735515074
I am 7.5" x 6.5", and I use magnums. They are tight, but not boner killer tight. You sure you putting that shit on right?
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>>735514580
My Size 64MM from Amazon, you're welcome
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Amputation is your only effective option.
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>>735514809
>no deepthroat
eventually they learn. if you're not together long enough its a turn on watching them struggle.
>can't go balls deep
when you stretch them out enough you can + anal
>oh wait it hurts
foreplay
>can't do most of the positions
wrong
>no rough sex for you
wrong
>need 4 hours of foreplay so she won't bleed from the insertion of this huge thing
10 minutes - i enjoy foreplay also you make them cum before you even fuck them so they're even more impressed.
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>>735514809
All of this. Can't get anal, a proper fucking bj, can't even do doggy style. Of I woke up 3 inches shorter tomorrow I'd be ok with that.

Also OP is a huge lying faggot who can't use Google.
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Those condoms are shit. Literally broke 3 of them one time. They're not even big, just called magnum because marketing. They're no better than durex. I'm still yet to find a condom brand that's actually decent and doesn't break/feel like shit
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>>735517498
This whole post screams virgin. Go watch more porn kiddo.
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10 inches here

stfu op, been with tons of women yeah like a few complained, but fuck it im here for me not them idc if they are in pain im gonna get my nut in
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>>735517594
Skyn is pretty good. Trojans remove all feeling.
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>>735517594
Stop fapping in them then.
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>Any suggestions

Yeah. Quit looking through the microscope.
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>>735517893
I think condoms in general reduce feeling, it sucks. Skyns might be good, but do they break easily?
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>>735514918
No one here is jealous of your fake big dick
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this picture should enlighten.

condoms for those with large girth are banned from sale in the US by the FDA. you can order them online though.

of course refusing to wear them is the much better solution. just pull out if not on bc.
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>>735517498
Fuck off virgin
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r/bigdickproblems has a helpful list and other tools
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>>735518516
>banned by the food and drug administration
Y
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>>735514580
Nigger detected
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>>735518604
Presumably because people were using too big ones that would fall off
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>>735514580
Magnums aren't any bigger than normal condoms brah
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>>735518604
because americans all think they need giant condoms even for their 4 incher, so if they sold condoms that big 99% of them would be used on penises so small they just fall off
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>>735514580

If it's too small it's likely due to width (which takes away from length).

Could be length too but that's usually not the issue. anyway, go to mysize or whatever. custom UK condoms.
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>>735518604
Because faggots like shrimp dick OP think bigger condoms=bigger cock. So people like him would end up spreading disease and babies anyway becuase the condom doesn't fit correctly
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>>735514580
Dont wear condoms, sex is much better without them. Like the is no point of comparison. Its a totally different exp

>inb4 aids and babies
Birth control is more effective than condoms
std test
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>>735514580
clearly you have a genetic bonus and so you should probably take natures cue and just never use a condom. quit being a little beta bitch and start propagating your seed far and wide. or better yet shoot yourself. The world is overpopulated anyway
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>>735518051
Mine haven't broken ever. Sorta scary sometimes because the feeling is so good, but overall they are good.
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>>735518765
This
>>735518795
That's just stupid though, doesn't seem like there'd be any use in banning them. Fucking hate condoms
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>>735514580

Magnum brand condoms are the same size as standard condoms, but branded as being for "larger" men, so that each purchase comes with a "confidence boost".

Also, a condom can stretch to hold several gallons worth of water. Assuming that you're human and don't have a horse cock, there's no way that a standard human-designed condom is too small for you, because the average adult male can fit his whole arm up to the elbow into a condom.

TL;DR, OP's a lying faggot.
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>>735518969
>tfw fucking then all of a sudden it feels 10x better, and you realize the condom broke
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>>735518979


Pressure. I have a bigger one. Normal width condoms kill my boner due to force. You should know the penis isn't an arm or a gallon of water, it's more sensitive than that. Also: Risk of breaking.

Magnums are a little over half an inch longer than a typical condom (which go to 7.5 inches) but they are definitely wider. Which lets it fit wider and stretch more to accommodate length.
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>>735518979
Then why do I always end up putting a hole through the end of it when I'm fucking. Capacity to hold water doesn't mean shit
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>>735518872
fucking with a condom isn't even better than fapping. a bj without one is better then fucking with one too.

also despite popular belief otherwise, girls can't actually get pregnant from precum (except circumstances so rare they're rarer than condom failure), so if you've actually got the discipline to pull out when you need to (which isn't always, girls can't only get pregnant during certain parts of their menstrual cycle), that's a method just as effective. (IF you have the discipline, most people dont, so it drags down figures on overall effectiveness)
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>>735519111
I guess that's what makes trojans good. They feel so bad, you KNOW when they are broken.
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>>735514580
Buy the tub instead
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>>735518979
well its hard to maintain an erection and have sex when the condom is so tight its painful, even if it does technically fit.
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>>735514580
Magnums are actually the same size.
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>>735518979
stop lying

and >>735518516
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>>735514580
lying cuckold.. or see a doc.. that infection needs fixing now.
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>>735514580
Guess it's only negresses for you from here on out. Feels bad
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>>735519824
Could be a scam. Don't see how they'd make a profit if they are just giving away free watches. Becareful online... never know what you're getting into...
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>>735514580
Yeah get her to take the pill, I have the same issue and sadly broke up with her cause of the condom issue, it just killed my boner cause of the small size. No blood circulation.
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>>735514616
Magnums are too small for me, too.
Seriously. Magnums are made X-tra Long, and normal circumference. I'm "wide", or "fat". Magnums Suck.
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>>735519824
Because those watches are extemely cheap and made in china. These companies buy them in bulk, paying >$.50 per watch and then sells them for "free" but overcharging for shipping/handling. From this overcharge, they make a proffit of about $1.5 or a little more, which is a 200% proffit. Selling enough of these cheap watches, they make pretty good money while ripping people off.
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>>735520790
>>$.50

i think you mean and el tee semicolon for less than.
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>>735517648
>>735518542
>if it's comforting for you to think that..
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>>735514809
>no deepthroat
a hand to the back of her head will take care of that.
>can't go balls deep
lube the fuck out of that pussy and force it.
>oh wait it hurts
So what! Take it slut!
>can't do most of the positions
You aren't trying hard enough.
>no rough sex for you
Beggars can't be choosers. She wants the big dick. She's gonna get it how you want to give it. Sac up you pussy!
>need 4 hours of foreplay so she won't bleed from the insertion of this huge thing
Tell her to prepare herself ahead of time with a cucumber or something. Cockzilla waits for no pussy!

Man up you faggot!
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>>735521048
Yeah ive been copying it wrong fuck
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Anyone have the issue where you just can't feel anything with a condom?

I just started dating again, met a great girl, fucked her for 40 minutes and eventually stopped due to fatigue, but I never came.
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>>735519215
meh.. whats the point of fucking if you are not gonna cum inside? I ALWAYS need to fill that pussy with my semen
None of that creampie bs, im talking about deep inside the pussy

Seriously bro, birth control is cheap and more secure than pulling out. Why take the risk and more important of all why ruin the orgasm by pulling out?
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>>735521356
well i can feel something.

the condom choking my dick, and that's it.

won't wear them.

people are really pretty ignorant about std transmission risks and factors.

>>735521426
because some girls refuse to take it and some girls you don't know well enough to trust they're not lying about taking it
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