Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>735485770
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>735509097
This is true, I probably did but I dont remember what we talked about.
>>735509707
I couldn't tell you, honestly
>>735508957
Hahaha, yeah I hear you on that. After Friday night's performance I was more than happy to stick with the barrel I have and just practice. At one point or another the gun is more accurate than you are and you're just slinging rounds down range.
I have a Ruger P89 and the accuracy at ten yards with it is minute-of-man, just.
>Misaki Claimed
>>735508484
Thats good Jew friend
>>735508595
Ah I see
>>735508724
Um no problem
>>735508812
Yes I did Muhahahaha
>tickles under the chin
>>735509081
You ever had one?
Still here and
>>735509628
Morning
>>735509478
i always assumed you had unconditional benefits like we do
>personal situations
so you're not far enough into the rabbit hole for disability or is that just physical and asylum?
Aaaaayase?
Yyyyyuno?
The voices are still there
>>735509798
hi, sleep well?
>>735509939
More or less. Just started drinking my coffee. You?
>>735509905
I could probably be far enough down it to get it, but that would require me going to the doctor, probably a psychologist and no doubt back to a therapist. No thanks
Physically, I have a back injury I sustained while working once, it gives me trouble now and again
But, my parents are middle class, I'm not a minority and I don't have children. I would get next to nothing either way
>>735509787
Not really
>>735509787
>shivers at his entire body
>>735510106
Give her a pet name!
>>735510080
yeah mostly. haven't left my room yet to go pee cause i can hear someone outside my door moving around and i want to avoid human interaction
>>735509766
Oh yes you do have to draw that line, but I feel like you get better when you learn to compensate for the ballistics as well. But in the end I like shooting nice rifles that are true to their mark its alot of fun.
>>735510314
Right well I hope they leave you soon enough so that you can go. It must suck holding it in heh.
>>735510105
how can you even call that neetbux? i'd get housing + bills + some pocket money for showing up and botching some job applications
>no doubt back to a therapist. No thanks
the more i know about you the more you become a mirror
it's kinda scary
>>735510471
>scissors
Claim
>>735510533
I haven't looked into it super hard, but that pretty much seems to be the situation. Middle class parents, white, no children or dependents of any type. It's just as bad as scholarships. I had to pay all my schooling myself
I don't really know anything about you, so I can't really say the same. Just that you're German. I think ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>735510471
>they're still there
>>735510537
What about them?
>>735510749
Try not to think about it is probably your best bet.
>>735510811
>>735509787
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>735510324
Speaking of which, I should probably get back to reloading at some point. But there is a really good deal on Prvi Partizan with ammo can on Target Sports...
Best waifu and husbando claimed
>>735510843
Dont look at me like that. What do you mean telling me sckizors
>>735510882
>2.5 D
Whut
>>735510106
Aw dat is a shame
>>735510146
>squeezes you tightly with legs
>tickles both sides of neck
>>735510882
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>735510957
i scissor u
>>735510991
>kisses
>>735510882
Really, ill have to look into that.
>>735510971
Hello Kyouko
>>735511044
Whats that mean?
>>735511096
cute
>>735510261
Naaah I abstain
>>735510991
Mhm indeed
>>735510811
i think i'm going to die
Aaayase?
Yyyuno?
Helppppppp
>>735511153
Tomoko is always cute.
>>735511236
I dont even know what pet name Id give Ai either
>>735511248
If its really that bad you may have to go out there. Im sorry.
it's quiet, i'm going for it
My cat just burped. What a weird sound
I wish there were more lewds of Juuzou
>>735511399
Labrat maybe
But not like she would like to have one
>>735510960
She looks a bit more real than in most pics but not quite so she is 2D and a half.
>>735511065
It's 556, and it's about $300 for a full thousand, I think I am gonna wait a little while longer. I have about 500 rounds still stocked up right now and plenty of cases waiting to be reloaded.
Gonna be gone for a bit, want to work on a project. Take care all.
>>735511044
Ah
>releases you
>blushes
>>735511236
Like not even in high school
>>735511471
good luck
>>735511478
cats can burp?
>>735511623
But that's just like an oil painting
>>735511478
what was it like?
>>735511670
It worked!
>>735511670
Was I supposed to
>>735511471
Best of luck to you
>>735511478
Woah you are right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYG0gdhJEw
>>735511590
Why labrat?
>>735511399
no no no, you asking what is scissoring
My favorite type of thread
>>735511846
Well I know its a lesbian thing right?
>>735511914
We can do it too
>>735511859
She might be taken but trust me guys, she loves to take more than one cock at a time if you want to join us
>>735511761
Ah you cheat!
>jumps back on top of you
>>735511799
That is were your meant to get your first puss, yes
>>735511956
Lewd.
This is now an ahegao thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzJGWAfmBco
>>735511914
WOW sexist much?
>>735512257
god yes
>>735512172
https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=scissoring
Wow they are all lesbian porn vids. Its like its a thing lesbians do or something.
>>735512148
B E T T E R T H A N H U M A N Z
>>735512101
with enough humping, we can still get off this way.
>>735512040
>licks arm
>>735512137
yo whats the name of that big thicc milf?
>>735512451
Hardly a challenge.
>>735512516
>licks cheek
>>735512516
Im not saying we couldnt just it sounds like it would take a while.
>>735512565
Saturnz Barz is alright I guess
>>735511814
Well she is a chemist afterall and tends to stay in doing work
>>735512040
Oh
my fault
>>735512959
Yyyuno?
Aaayase?
HELP
>>735512990
I dont think I would relate it to her work. Would be much cuter if you went for one thats closer to her person to me at least. Unless her life is her work kind of thing I guess
>>735512909
I think the whole album is alright. That's bellow the standard Gorillaz should have tho.
Momentz is pretty catchy during the chorus.
I also like We Got the Power even though the mixing is surprisingly unclean and the hook is admittedly lame.
>>735513143
One of many reasons.
we did it
>>735512794
Ahhhhh!!
>>735513403
Feel better now?
>>735513512
yep! but i'll need to get food in the next couple of hours or so next
>>735512908
Wanna try?
>>735513403
did what?
>>735513669
Well yeah but hopefully everyone around you is just kind of hanging out around then. Im sure you can manage.
>>735512990
well puss is still not that hared to get but good luck getting a stable girl
>>735513505
Ha I use you own weapons against you
>>735513403
congrats human contact successfully avoided
>>735513350
who are you doing today
>>735513881
>licks whatever is closest
>>735513723
I dont know. Sounds a bit awkward.
>>735513217
Well there's not much else about her really, she didn't have a normal life , is focused on her work and kinda cynical
>>735513881
But the latter one is the object of desire
>>735513881
Aaayase?
Yyyuno?
HELPPP
>>735514041
Sounds fun to me.
Wholesome waifu claimed.
>>735513960
Have my doubts I'll be doing anyone today.
I'll jumble the you around the letters in who and answer the how question too, I'm not really sure, just now bothered getting out of bed.
You?
>>735513744
i hope so
>>735513881
yay
>>735514170
>lifts up your skirt and slides my cock in you
>>735514113
Ah I see. Hm. Call her your honey bee!
>>735514170
Well yeah you seem real interested in that kind of stuff heh
>>735514343
I do too. So what will you do until then?
>>735513976
>that would be my face
>>735514113
Well good luck then my friend that dose not come ease.
>>735514343
People are far to annoying to have to deal with, good job
>>735514329
kek
10/10
>>735514556
E-eh?
>>735514375
rude
>>735514554
yeaaahhh
>>735514556
how do you even talk to girls, or people in general
Is it safe to say Overwatch is a poorly run game yet?
Wbw rhn zxm mabl? Bm bl t ikxmmr lbfiex vktvd
>>735514744
I'm doing it because I love you
>>735514554
right now i'm just watching videos, will probably do some other things too
>>735514556
i'm glad i can avoid most people with my sleep schedule
>>735514834
Is it safe to say you have shit tastes?
>>735514744
Thats fine. Lewd stuff can be fun.
>>735514834
What makes you say that?
>>735514951
Anything interesting? What sort of other things if you dont mind me asking.
Claimed
Quick, tell me why your waifu is best waifu.
>>735515051
Because she is mine.
>>735514959
And so the pot calls the kettle black
>>735515005
They never add anything to keep it fresh
They only added three new characters so far and one new gammode
>>735514744
AH my nose
>Lick your face back
>accidentally puts tongue in your mouth
>>735514805
Well I don't give much of a shit about others opinions so I end up going for things others don't. It is just best to relax if you fuck up it will be frogmen sooner or later nothing is ever permanent
>>735514951
What is your sleep like?
>>735514959
post officer D.Va
>>735515342
I'm not a pot or the kettle though
>>735515051
It doesn't exist.
>>735515503
>
>>735515342
Yeah blizzard is slow as fuck. Wonder when they will put out an expansion sort of thing.
>>735515005
well i'd like to take a shower at some point, and probably masturbate
>>735515503
i sleep from 7 in the morning to about 4 in the afternoon
>>735515503
i'll heed your advice when i get to it
>>735514805
You don't
>>735515747
Nice. send pics.
>>735515503
H-how does that happen on accident??
I... have to go!
>>735514886
no deal!
>>735515806
i can if you can handle it
>>735515541
Apparently you're dull enough to fall for obvious pandering too
>>735515631
Likely never, I foresee Overwatch dying before Blizzard realizes four months without content besides sprays isn't a good plan
>>735514805
Very carefully.
>>735515051
Cos she has a heart of gold but is broken so much she acts evil
>>735515621
So you a D.Va main to?
>>735514834
I am used to valve ignoring us on tf2 so bliz seems like a god send compared to that
>>735515747
Ah pretty nocturnal then cutting out the morning interactions
>>735515756
Yeh don't get to attached to them be for your together a few weeks cos if it falls throw you don't go fucking yourself up
>>735515866
ok see you
>>735515874
I can. At least one please.
>>735515934
Im not so sure. Everyone has it and its just one of those I can play this and not think kind of games like LoL. I am curious to see how well the first repeat event does compared to the first.
>>735515806
Queeeeeer
>>735516124
>Yuno having a heart of gold
I'll remember that next time she kills all of Yuki's friends after kidnapping him
>>735516208
But how long can a game like that survive?
Something will inevitably replace it unlike a game like League
>>735516208
okay
>>735516505
I am not sure. Have they released active players recently? It seems they jump up during events and such and I played a bit during this double xp and found games almost instantly. Besides this game will always have a fan base. See Dva clamier.
>>735516533
Thank you.
>>735516124
i'll try when the opportunity presents itself
>>735516533
that's a good pic tbh
>>735516775
Doesn't it say something about the game if a lot of people only play it during events?
>>735516505
She had nice intentions just not sore how to go about doing them
>>735516845
Good good
>>735509426
asd
>>735517136
Not at all. Look at LoL and how many people it gets whenever Urf comes up.
>>735517276
(X) doubt
>>735517314
League isn't reliant on events to get players because it always has new content though
And every match isn't the same five champions
>>735517785
Yeah but other fps have the same kind of thing. Popular one that comes to mind is Cs:go. How many people play that even though they dont play the new content they put out at all?
Does knowing your waifu has a canon husbando make you feel like a cucklord?
>>735517948
CS:GO has skins, that's why people play it
>>735518211
It does and it hurts.
>>735518211
She has stared at a few but not an actual relationship
>>735518257
Yeah and what does overwatch get every month or so? More skins.
>>735518549
It gets skins during events, and that's only for a couple of characters
And obviously CS:GO also has a high competitive element where skill means more than picking the right character
>>735518565
That's a pretty nice bulge she has there
>>735518905
That means she's a virgin
>>735518355
Holy shit I'm so srry.
>>735518549
Lel I'm aware of her situation. But that just makes things better for you.
Btw I still play CS:S. It's ded. :33333
>>735518905
Indeed
>>735519192
Its okay my waifu is a sociopath and only loves herself
You gais mind if I post my waifu too?
>>735519318
wow just like a real grill
>>735519484
go for it
>>735519484
Yes I do you fucking nigger gtfo.
>>735519117
I don't think that's quite how it works
>>735519484
here she is
>>735519530
I know right? She even loves money too.
>>735519610
You have to pound that puffy pussy
>>735519642
DISGUSTING.
>>735519484
Damn too late. Imma say it anyways.
DO IT FAGGOT.
>>735519739
Or you'll get a surprise that'll pound you
>>735519642
get the fuck out
>>735519646
Yes that some realism there........ I gave my ex white gold mistakes were made. Don't give bitches shit don't be like me
>>735518905
Cs gos version of picking the right character is buying guns. Some of those overwatch people that play dps are insane
>>735519192
That it does and I said cs go
Ice cream sandwiches are tasty
>>735520161
yes yes they are
>>735520161
flavour?
>>735520161
Magnum sandwich is second best magnum.
>>735520308
Vanilla. Is there other flavours?
>>735519840
It's not that disgusting. Here's another one of my waifurs
>>735519897
Even better
>mfw
>>735520037
If I don't give them jewelry and gold how would I keep them?
>>735520161
I LOVE YOU
>>735520752
No you don't -_-
>>735520752
Dicking
Just dick them good
>>735520161
I'm sure I'd know if I could bite ice cream
>>735520465
>Multiple waifus
Degenerate
>>735520752
That's pretty fucking gay bro
>>735518211
Nope they split in the visual novel I am safe.
>>735520161
That sounds really good.
>>735520039
I know. And I said CS:S.
>>735520161
Neapolitan a best.
>>735520873
>Degenerate
They only had one art...
>>735520873
Ah, sensitive teeth?
>>735520935
It was
>>735521047
It's okay
>>735521087
So that's your excuse then?
Pathetic
>>735521140
Yup, biting frozen stuff is a no-go for me
>>735521316
No no, it's a good excuse! I swear!
>>735521316
Generic video game cover for a generic waifu
>>735520366
Neapolitan is best
>>735521844
>Neapolitan
>implying that isn't just all the main flavors
>>735520935
Love a good breakup.
>>735521316
My teeth are sensitive but I still bite. Man up.
>>735521844
This guy gets it.
>>735521756
Because the female mech pilot in a skintight suit is the most original idea ever
Or maybe you're referring to her pandering Le Gamer girl personality
>>735522142
Typically people complain when I bite
>>735522074
>maining
>ever
>>735522302
Less generic than a Gothic loli
GATE is a shitty anime anyway :^)