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>2017 >literally every fag has this haircut Why is

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>2017
>literally every fag has this haircut

Why is this happening?
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And you're upset because you want to get that same haircut and are afraid of being labeled a fag yourself because of this?
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>>735508040
I'm not gay.
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>>735507755
It's trendy, it'll go away in a couple of years.
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here basically only arabs are wearing that faggy hairstyle
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It's called a traditional or old fashioned style. Been around for centuries.

Normally worn today by Chad's who don't get their hands dirty like real men.

Try it sometime. Ask a fagget with a haircut like this if they know the difference between a screwdriver and a bus driver.
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>>735507755

>implying not everybody wore the same haircut in the 40's
dude step it up, i bet you have a hair type that won't allow you to get that haircut so now you salty
also, >>735509025
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>>735509159
Topkek
My sides. Gone
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>>735507755
Fuck that haircut, how about all the faggots that are walking around with beards like some radical fucking bums
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>>735509297
FAGGOT
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>>735507755

The trend i hate more is the open knees pants
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>2017
>people still wear broken expensive workingclass denim pantaloons
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OP is buttmad bcuz he can't grow a beard
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>>735507755
because the people who sell you fashion and haircuts decided that this is the latest style.
don't be left out.
buy it, buy a lifestyle and achieve personal fulfilment
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>>735507755
>Calls people fans, checking out the hair of dudes.
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>>735508040
/thread
OP's insecurity shines through
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>>735507755
white men accepting their superior culture are reenacting their ancestors
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>>735511690
Vicariously but without substance.

Nigga u ever talk to one of these schmucks?
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>>735507755
Elder Maxon
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>>735507755
Jokes on you I'm bald.
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>>735507755
Cunts.

I laugh at everyone wearing this me-too trendy shitbag getup.
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How do I do the upvote? I want to agree with this you stupid bastards
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>>735507755
It was a thing before you were even born. Everything in life repeats itself, just like this exact topic has been posted numerous times on here. It will eventually die off again and become popular later on in the future and there will be another faggot just like you complaining about the same thing. Now go home and contemplate your entire meaningless existence.
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>>735509297
Exactly. It's kids who have no idea what adulthood or being a man is actually about dressing up like what they imagine manliness resembled in ye olden tymey days before their emasculated yuppie suburban lives became so pathetic.

But in the end it's just more diuchey hipster twats playing dress-up. Like the little bitches they are.
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>>735507755

It looks good fam, it's been around for over a century. It was rediscovered after the mop top long hair 60's, feathered 70's and 80's, grungy long hair 90's, and spikey short hair/emo fringe 2000's
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>>735509159
Undercut is a good cut. TFW name is actually Chad.
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>>735512692
What do you rock then, big boy?
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>>735507755
It's a costume for dipshits hat can't function in today's world, so they go around pretending they live in some other time, incorrectly assuming they'd fit in better then, and not get the crap kicked out of them for relatively being an even bigger pussy in that much more brutal time.

It's the 2016 equivalent of a fedora. And it's already outdated. You'll get it soon Midwest, behind the times and unable to let it go as always.
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>>735509159
god you sound like such a know it all faggot
>faggot
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>>735513609
That didn't take long.

Soft handed, pudgy numale detected.
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>>735513334
A '58 Telecaster. I don't "rock" a haircut you teenage girl. It's a fucking haircut. If your life is so devoid of purpose you have your haircut to think of as something to "rock", you are a sad fuck and a waste of oxygen.
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>>735514029
??
reddit awaits fag
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>>735514029
I can't imagine how fuckin fat this dude is. That's so me level of anger I haven't seen before.
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>>735514029
I smell cholesterol
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>>735514429
That's so me

I only eat at Ronalds, baby
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>>735507755
Trends kiddo. If a popular personality does something, people are going to copy it.
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I want jam on toast
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>>735512807
fuck off, bearded newfag!
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>>735508040
haha...you're joking right?
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>>735507755
same as the bowl cut, then caesar cut in the 90s, the emo choppy in the early 00s, and fauxhawk in the early '10s.

just another over-the-top fashion that everyone adopts as the new normal, only to look back 10 years later at themselves and go "what the fuck was i thinking?". Shows in the future that do flashbacks to this period will deipict all men as scrawny lumberjacks arguing over capitalism/communism while listening to arena-rock folkmusic and flashing around their vape-fidgetspinner.
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>>735507755
People lack the will to be themself so they have to try to look like other people so they can feel good about themselves.
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only fags dont have beards
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>>735507755

As in all fads because some dumb ass on MTV had one
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>>735514029
>when the autism is just pretentious enough
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>>735512692
It really isn't that bad as far as trendy shit goes
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>>735509159
>somanly
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>>735512692
You mean you laugh while your fatass is looking at traps in your mom's basement? You're too beta to laugh to tier face. Bbiiiaaatttccchhh
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ITT: anons with 0 fashion sense
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>>735507755
Hairstyles in general are faggy. Buzz cuts are the only manly haircut.
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>>735507755
this is still better than faggots walking around with that jersey shore mishap on their heads.
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>>735514029
You know how I know you're a neckbeard virgin?
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>>735514029
You sound exactly like my dad. And if you have enough bread to be playing a 58 tele, you def are an oldfag. How old anon? Let's hear it.
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>>735516318
thank you virgin for your insight, looking at traps is totally manly though
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>>735516318
Exactly. High & tight, no faddish trend follower nonsense. That shits for girls.
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>>735514741

We know that, guy, we know.
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>>735514029
No idea why this is getting so much shit. My sides are in orbit.
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>>735513327

Not even close, porkchop.
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>>735516318
No, not caring is the only manly thing. In any regard or topic. If you give a fuck about your hair in any way other than keeping it clean, you are a faggot.

You have too many feelings about hair nancy-boy
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>>735514029
>>735517621
this
>and only this
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>>735507755
This hairstyle's been around since before WWII. My grandpa had it before he got shipped off to Belgium. I don't know why you think it's anything new, or why you care. You don't have to get your hair cut like that.
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>>735507755
>posts good looking guy with an excellent hair cut
>"hahahaha this guy is a fag right b/c everyone has this haircut amiright XD"
OP you need to get over your insecurities, following/setting trends is normal and means you are an active member in society. Join a gym or something, quit posting shit to put down normal attractive people so you can feel mildly better about yourself.
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>>735517821
in OP's defense (not that he's not being a fagit) You could say nearly the same thing about fedoras, and well, yeah.
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basically every nigger, sand nigger and spic have that haircut. whiteys just try to copy it to make them look cool.
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>>735517911
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>>735507755
It's part of the lumbersexual thing. The usual thing happened. The gays started it, hipsters latched on, then every hive minded douche followed suit. Ride it out... it will go away.
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>>735507755
that is a glorious beard
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>>735514029
>says that whilst browsing 5chins
Oh, you must be a real man, big boy
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>>735507755
I think it comes down to just being really easy to keep. It takes 0 effort to keep up.
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>>735507755
my brother is a trend and fashion whore. did it all. he was a skater in the late 90s and so now he's doing all the boiled down hipster shit as well. had his undercut hair-do in 2012. now he basically looks like OPs pic.

Trend whores are a fucking disgrace. My brother is a fucking faggot in that respect. All these fashion trends pass me by like fucking dog farts on a windy day.

this kinda gay lumberjack get-up is screaming insecurity in all directions.
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>>735509216
like curly hair or bald? or what do you mean?
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>>735507755
Hitler basically the same haircut.
Do you think he's a fag ?
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>>735507755

>everyfag

I've only seen that haircut online. Literally don't know one person IRL with it. It's a model trendy internet meme haircut.
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You can tell a lot by people's personal hygiene from their hair. I like this hairstyle and have had it for many years. I just don't think it goes with a beard. The hair says "I'm clean cut" the beard says "I'm rough"
I'm all for mixing shit up.....but for me it doesn't work
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>>735507755
i like to think i finally managed to get through to one faggot who had a douchey haircut like that and a beard on youtube (tony on dorkly) by just constantly saying that it didn't look good. he hasn't had the combination for about a month i think or at least in the latest videos
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The cringe in this thread is unbearable. Condescending much?

>Pic related
It's you guys
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Read em' and weep boys
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>>735507755
I know, isn't it funny... I can't help but laugh at them. It's mainly sported by gays. Gays and fashion victims... I think they're try to achieve some sort masculinity. It's laughable... Tragic really. Silly sheep
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>>735518437

No that is work and with the beard that is way to much time for a man to look at him self in the mirror.

I keep the sides that short but only 1 to 2 inches on top all I need to do is go to the barber once a month, and hit the sides with my razor once a week and just wash and wear no fag cream and mostly no comb
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>>735519730
oh christ, get over yourself already.
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>>735512005
Fucking stop
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>>735519977

And that was for >>735518306
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>>735519730
I can't help but laugh at you for caring. It's just a haircut. Jesus Christ.

Trends come and go everywhere at all times. In all things. In refrigerator color. In automotive style. In clothing.

Stop being so asspained over nothing.
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>>735519977

Being a fag and putting eye shade on your faggy face each morning is work, too. What are you getting at with "no that is work" ?? cmon

It takes a weak sense of self and poor self-respect to just join each and every shit that fashion and trends come up with. What the fuck is the "work" in that? It is way harder to maintain a sense of self and personality that is not generic as fuck.
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>>735507755

it's what is known as a "trend" and there's always something liek this going on in "popular culture"

welcome to planet earth alien newfag
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>>735509025

then it will come back in a few years as "ironic"
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>>735518571

I see it around coffee shops and hipster pubs so lucky for me i don't do coffee or drink
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>there are people here that don't shave their head bald
>inb4 balding
>nope just like the easy maintenance
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>>735507755
Meh could be worse.
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Cuff me boys
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>>735507755
Kek went out last night with this look, had some pretty good looking clothes on from men's wearhouse too. Had many a babe look my way, was wingmanning for my friend but took all the girls.

Realized shortly after it was the drugs I took that made me confident.
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>>735507755
>Why is fashion and temporal fads a thing?
Why do you care?
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>>735520335

Then you should not put on eye shadow and such dicks

I said i did not have that hair and it's to much work and time wasted for man to be looking in a mirror

I don't do trends I have had the same hair for 30 years since HS, it looks like a few weeks out of boot
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ITT: Everyone else has this haircut and are mad that they were called out for being fags.
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>>735520577
>men's wearhouse

they sell cloths for fat boys
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>>735520995
good for you, anon i never put such dicks in my face either.
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>>735521072
Kek this.
I was thinking the same thing. Bunch of metrofags
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>>735509266
fucking christ, i started grooming my beard at 16, everyone loved it. Now everyone talks so much shit because all these trendy niggers and i get lumped in
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>>735507755
Barber: what do you want
Man: I want people to know im getting cucked by my fiancees black Muslim lover
Barber: say no more fam
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>>735516318
I... I guess?
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i dont have a haircut
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>>735521509
you are real retarded if you think vikings had that kind of haircut.
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>>735507755
Except the stupid beard, the haircut is fucking awesome.
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>>735521728
Viking had a large range of haircuts, the richer ones had long hair as a symbol of prosperity.
Because they could afford a certain measure cleanliness, that enabled them to avoid parasites and junk.
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>>735521728
I don't believe that, but are you going to deny that it looks manly as hell?
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At least its not that faggy bieber moptop shit anymore
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>>735507755
guy on the pic gets pussy, you touch yourself at night
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That haircut doesn't bother me as much as a fucking "Manbun" does. My brother has one and is a stereotypical fucking hipster douchebag.
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>Samefags
>/Thread

Same muh dick responses OP must just be jealous of the fags haircut. Like trying to have a conversation with a ditsy ass blonde lmao
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>>735507755
because of instagram and all the faggot "stars" of america
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undercut represent.


don't be mad when i'm fucking your bitch
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>>735522888
You're a rather good example of why some people shouldn't have this haircut, your head shape doesn't suit it.
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>>735522888

nice digits. apply some cold ointment to that 3rd degree burn:
>>735523091
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>>735522888
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>>735513327
Have fun with the receding hairline you retarded looking faggot.
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>clippers
>take it all off
>turning gray and falling out anyway
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>>735521728
And if you knew how the vikings actually cut their hair, you'd be even more confused. The mainland european societies they raided referred to them has having "bare necks" and "blinded eyes."
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>>735522888
damn, nigga...

dubz, dubz, n tripz
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>>735507755
It's a good haircut. It's too bad everyone think it has to have a beard with it. And it's too bad mostly faggots ARE the ones with it. It makes me moist.
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>>735514029
I smell the sweat from the fat rolls.
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>>735522888
Lol.
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>>735508318
Don't lie... but more importantly... don't lie to yourself, fag.
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>>735523444
czeched

tits or GTFO
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>>735516625
Also his "I 'rock' a '58 tele" retort is very hokey and sounds like a dad joke.
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>>735522888
You look autistic as fuck m8, nice try, I'd rather shave my entire head, your face has a weird round shape.
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>>735522888
rotfl you look like top tier autist /b/tard
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>>735522888
why aren't you posing with your AR-15?
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lol

Expectation:
>>735507755

Reality:
>>735513327
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>>735514029
How boring and a waste of a life you must be to think that something on us body, all the time mind u, like it's on ur body it's part of ur image.. its ur hair!!! doesn't deserve to be "rocked, worn, stunted, rolling in, wearing" ur a sad little man... ur cut says something about u.. its u.. ur making a statement.. its one of the few things in life u can say is 100% yours and u will do what u want with it... be wild be different be the same as everyone else it's your choice.. maybe this cut spoke to them.. if these /b/ros wanna be haircut /b/ros so be it..

By the way pic very related it's me :p
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>>735524729
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>>735518079
Lol this cracked me up I have the same haircut shit looks awful when not styled though. Without wax my hair is very thick so it just go batshit crazy. But its worth it to look good in the weekend but all week my hair is looking like shit.
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>>735525008
Learn to camera...u goddamn man whore
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>>735525008
show feminine penis
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I agree, it's gay as fuck and annoying as fuck 2.
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>>735525008
you look like massive or even enormous faggot
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>>735525008

You looked like keanu reeves fucked a spic

> and his dick kept hitting you in the face as you were trying to get out
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>>735507755

Everybody wants to be the dead guy from Ex Machina.
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>>735507755
Peacocks. They're fucking peacocks. Don't believe me? The only peacock that gets laid, has the biggest, most ostentatious tail feathers. That haircut is their version of a peacocks ass.

Same goes for feminist women and loud hair colors.
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its only option you subhumans
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It looks like garbage on most dudes who get it, it only looks good if you have wavy/curly hair imo, every single chad and bro has it and thinks they look amazing, it's so played out, it was cool and different like 5 years ago but now it's so fucking try hard and lame
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>>735525575

I always figured that with feminists it was aposematism. Highly visible obvious coloring meant to tell you to keep away. Not as a way of attracting sex. After all, all sex is rape if you're feminist enough.
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>>735513327
That middle part looks so fucking bad dude, also every beard guy looks exactly the same
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>>735526135

Gotta be damn convenient for the feminists with rape fetishes.
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>>735526135
They don't see it that way, I'm sure. Still, works to warn off opposing ideologies, while attracting weaker members of their cult, or potential new members.
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>>735509159
i don't see a problem with that, the more time passes people will do less harder jobs, and there will be less harder jobs with technology advancing and automation
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Buzz cuts look like garbage on 80% of people
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>>735526383

HA!
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>>735525872
downs version of patrick swayze?
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>>735509216
>>implying not everybody wore the same haircut in the 40's

try 30's Weimar.
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>>735522888
Dude you are fat and ugly, getting the same haircut as every Chad won't help with that, also it's not an undercut you fucking retard, it's called high and tight
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Gee OP, you answered your own question. They're pathetic fags.
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>>735507755
i haven't seen anyone with this haircut in real life tbh
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>>735509159
It's called a "high taper," and yes is a traditional or old fashioned style.
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>>735523692
>tits or GTFO

Tits are the payment for action, not currency for existence.

> post boy pussi
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>>735513327
Who told you it was a good idea to part your hair in the middle? Cut them out of your life.
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>>735507755


I see plenty of conservatives with htis beard thing too.

YOU WANT TO MAKE IT GO AWAY?

Everytime you see this style say "Hey Taliban, what's up?"
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>>735513327
NOT SO ANON BTFO BY HIS OWN HAIRCUT

MORE AT 9:00
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>>735513327


Hey Taliban, how's it going?
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>>735527353
"H-Hey Taliban.. whats..up.."
"Hey man what's up, what'd you say?"
"No-nothing sorry"
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>>735507755
I was watching the news tje other day and noticed old army guys had these haircuts. Not the beards but very clean cut.
op is just a fag who like emo haircuts
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>>735527411
nice dubs
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>>735527605

Hey Taliban
what you say say?
Tell you what the fuck I said bitch mother fucker! TALIBAN FAGGOT! SUCK MY DICK! (and also you must in this thread or your mother will die in here sleep)
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>>735507755
Have you ever left the state of Washington? Where I live the only time I see guys like this is at restaurants and everyone is looking at them because we know they aren't from around here. Out of like 8 guys at that table only one did not have this haircut/beard combo.
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ITT: OP is a bitter numale who actually cares about outdated looks from a few years ago enough to get super mad.
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Men without beards are not men.
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>>735507755
>Nice dubs

The hairstyle is what happens when trendfags want to be rid of their manbuns.
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>>735528221

t. numale desperately trying to hide his lack of masculinity
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>>735528221
I second that.
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>>735517757
>people who care are a waste of oxygen
>"not caring is the only manly thing"

Pick one
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ITT:
Men who are either bald/thinning or unable to grow a beard.
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>>735518466
its called hitlerjugend for a reason
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>>735521509
Yo I love Mount and blade
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>>735528355
>Implying that men without beards, meaning they either lack the testosterone or go to the girly hair/care section of walmart, are more manlier than those who don't.
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>>735528187
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>>735528221
>>735528361
Kek, faggots.
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>>735528187
no u
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>>735528476
This, we're getting to the time of the First American Trumpire
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>>735528511

i think the most manly man is the one who's getting all the pussy. if hair on your face gets you laid, sweet. if getting a fade and putting mousse in your hair gets you laid, sweet.

if you aren't getting laid, then shut the fuck up.
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>>735528476
This is different, it's just swept to the side, OP style has it slicked straight back usually. It's similar and still stylin as fuck. But yea, that guy also makes me moist.
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>>735528632
>I hide being a beardless beta male at a dead-end job by calling others faggots.

Well played anon.
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>>735528910
I shave my beard because I'm a cop. Faggot.
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>>735526278
This. Why does every beard guy look the same?
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>>735528795
so young
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>>735507755
I was just at a high school graduation and 8/10 faggots had this hair.

>inb4 I just graduated.
>my son's in the band and has to play for every grad.
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>>735529111
you live out west somewhere amirite?
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>>735509159
>difference between a screwdriver and a bus driver
One has orange juice. Amirite?
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>>735528795
Lol being a cuckold doesn't mean you're the one getting laid anon, how could you forget?
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>>735529055
because a beard covers all that stupid shit on their face and hides all their flaws so they look the same
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>>735528993
>cop
>fresh out of high school thus most likely can't grow a beard
>same difference
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>>735522141
I still have it
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>>735526590
>sees semi-attractive male
>insults him
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>>735526480
Shut the goddamn fuck off! Like pouring a foundation? Replacing a transmission? Replacing a roof? Planting flowers?

What the fuck is gonna happen when your car is low on water? You pull up and somehow some dikbot is gonna know that you're 1/3 out of coolant? And he knows how to open oyur hood, put the little prop rod up, know when or when not to not steam his fucking metallic hand off, fill with appropriate amount of water, squeeze the upper hose to purge any bubbles, and tip his dicknose hat and and give you a Stephen Hawking "good day"?

Stop reading comics. I hear this shit too much.
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>>735529420
Nice green arrows.
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>>735507755
I agree with OP, it's fuck ugly
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>>735518466
lmao when was this taken?!
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>>735511484
And the reason a $12 haircut turns into $60.
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>>735528471
Triggered pidgeotto
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>>735529643
You are too old grampa. Yes there this thing called sensors.

>I can actually explain this in detail 'coz I am an engineer.

Though I agree most fuckwads with this haircut are faggots
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>>735529850
Hitler's birthday, couple years back. This version is cropped though, cut out Mussolini on the left side, he was making such a wacky face.
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>>735511672
Did you just /thread op?
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>>735528993
Same here. Can't have any trendy hairstyle with beards because I'm a firefighter paramedic. I just shave my head and call it a day.
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>>735530141
i like this
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I personally commend them for the style because it helps avoid interacting with the trendy douchebags
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what's more interesting/faggy is that op reposts this thread and picture every few days. The most likely scenario hints at op getting butthurt every time he goes out and sees a guy with this haircut with a girl.
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>>735529643
Robots will be easily able to handle the jobs you described in the next 20 years. Humans aren't as versatile as machines can be.
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>>735530141
damn TIL
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>>735512692
I'm with you anon, lump these in with tattoos, gauges, those big-butt-skinny-legs sack-of-potato pants, fidget spinners, weed smokers, bacon t shirts, iPhones, vaping, and all that other consumer-driven shit that classifies them as subhuman. The good thing is you can spot the douchebags a mile away.
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>>735530162
Fuck off and GTFO baldie... you don't get a say on haircuts. Leave it to us who still have hair.
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>>735530231
Any fag that has the undercut hairstyle is a faggot. No man should ever change his looks just because women like it. Real men can still get pussy with whatever haircut they have. Nuff said.
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>>735526278
>every beard guy looks exactly the same

It's the equivalent of sjw glasses!
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>>735519730
Oh wow will you come baptize my baby and bless my house, while your at it will you purify the local drinking water? I've never come across a being so perfect and I MUST gargle your seed to ensure long life.
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>>735530467
>. No man should ever change his looks just because women like it

t. virgin

its not like the haircut looks bad
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>>735507755
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>735507755
Chemicals in U.S. food supply making men more feminized.
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>>735513334
>"rocks" a haircut
GTFO faggot. You sound like you write for Cosmo.
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>>735530612
Bunch of hipster millennials trying to bring back an old fashion with their gay tight jeans and dirty beards.
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>>735530467
But thinking about and judging a guy's hair that you admit women like isn't faggy at all?
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>>735530467
I made my boyfriend get the undercut. Undercuts are my weakness.
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>>735530395
I'm bald and I still have an unlimited supply of pussy on standby.
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>>735515388
ah, the fauxhawk. I won't be missing that abomination.
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>>735530822
Show us your benis
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>>735530730
http://www.returnofkings.com/36915/what-humans-can-learn-from-the-mice-utopia-experiment
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>>735530918
So does more than half the population. So GTFO baldie
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>>735530957
My clit?
Nah, I let the undercut fag flick my bean all night tho.
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>>735530756
Lol'd
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>>735530822
Faggots
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>>735531063
>flick my bean
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stupid hipster look, guy likes the dick
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>>735531063
Just show that cock of yours
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>>735515585
I can also drive drunk around your kids' school. Just cos you can, doesn't mean you should.
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>2017
>posting this thread once a week, every week.

>summerfags replying
mfw
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>>735531509
>browsing /b/ for >3 hours a year
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>>735531509
This is my first time seeing it. Don't know if that's good or bad.
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>>735517621
Fucking this. Always.
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>>735518079
Ugh, this dude's just lookin to get hit with a broomstick.
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losers
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>>735518874
The hair says, "I'm a trendy faggot"
The beard says, "I'm probably gayer than that"
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>>735520335
Zero work is something I call "The Ice Cube" Snap the shortest attachment on the clippers and do everything. You can get grease, sweat, blood, mud, and all of it just rubs out. Don't even have to wash it.
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>>735533068
that's a nice way to avoid all the fuzz, but it also gets old.
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>>735533262
>but it also gets old

When you're older, you will too busy to be worried about your hair.
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>>735507755
I.. don't? I actually find people with that haircut pretty ridiculous...
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>>735522888
Nice potato. Your undercut is not doing you favors. You will never fuck anything.
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Because anything else looks autistic.

>sides and top of equal length
>2017
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>>735524729
kek
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