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ITT: Anons explain a vidya plot badly, other anons try and guess

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ITT: Anons explain a vidya plot badly, other anons try and guess the game. Continuation of last thread. I'll start withone from the thread.
>Wake up in forest
>pull lever and take camera
>Find man with gun
>kill man with gun
>man with gun comes back with 2 friends
>Lights go out
>gunman's friends turn into demons
>demons kill gunman
>get gassed like a jew
>stab man with heroin
>jump down hole
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>>735500231
Critical Error

The connection to Ubisoft servers has been lost.

Returning to the title screen
[7-00000004]
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>>735500634
The Division?
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>>735500923
No the other Ubisoft game with the horrible connection
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>>735501198
Rainbowfield:Oneseige
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>>735501327
No

The other Ubisoft game with horrific connection and no character balancing.
>>
>Be whiny emo that killed everyone
>Old man teaches you how to murder less
>China's invading your village!
>Hunt down some rings to bitchslap the king of china
>Old man tells you to stick your hand in a fire
>You actually fucking do it
>Shit's fucked, find some more rings to bitchslap the old man
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>be dork
>make root beer
>get girl
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>be peasant
>want to go on quests
>a famed hero gives me a gift after I skillfully impressed him
>motivationalposter.jpg
>go on quests with my closest friend
>after I have achieved almost all of my dreams it is revealed he has stolen something from me
>battle him and win
>roll credits
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>>735502684
Sounds pretty familiar but I can't put my finger on it
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>>735501504
We'll never get it, unless you're talking about all of them.
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>>735502849
It's a good game. Had it for the ps2
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>>735501504
Breath of the Wild?

>>735502942
One of the Castlevanias?
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>be on a space base
>kill a giant bug
>a dragon comes in and destroys the base
>ohshit.jpeg
>lose all amor upgrades
>goddamnit.gif
>follow the dragon in your ship to a planet

I'll give a hint: Its a Nintendo Game
>>
>>735503352
Prime 1 or 2? It's been a while.
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I also play video games

I am also autistic
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>>735503527
Prime 1
god damnit
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>>735503057
No, my hint is that the game I'm talking about has a 95 percent player drop off with in 3 months, it's a worse player drop off then the division.
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>>735503807
Maybe if you didn't give us the most arcane BS we'd be able to guess things and the thread wouldn't be RIP.

Also, BotW was clearly a joke
>>
>be a nigger
>do what niggers do
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>>735504409
San Andreas!
>>
>>735504468
winrar
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pasting from previous thread because no one guessed
>wake up and be robot like not talking thing
>some girl with weird hat talks to you
>you can't actually talk
>fly around space doing shit
>find your real body
>now you can speak
>and shoot lasers from hand
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>>735504813
If nobody guesses this soon can you tell us? I was curious last thread!
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>>735504265
>not being able to take an Ubisoft game joke

Alright anon here's your hint, it's just a bunch of Neck Beards, Weeboos, and Religious Faggots fighting.
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>>735504961
Reddit?
>>
>Wake up with tatoo on your arm
>Message on phone telling your to kill yourself
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>>735500634
For honor
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>>735500231
>you are dishonored and you want it to stop
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>>735504948
It is Warframe anon
grind/10 but i love it
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> Heads up JC
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>>735505207
Shadow of chernobyl?
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>>735500231
>be privileged white woman
>wake up in room
>meet creepy robot
>get gun that makes holes, not bullet holes
>find bigger robot
>bigger robot throws away smaller robot
>smaller robot takes over bigger robot
>you fall down
>you come back up
>you do tests
>you go to the moon
>the end
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>be me
>just steal stuff with my friends
>pretty damn good
>realize someone else is also stealing
>hes stealing and his self interest is for bad, mines for self gain
>steal from him
>take his main device
>use it to kill him
>am hero
>credits
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>>735505328

This guy gets it
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>>735500231
>be peasent
>multiverse goblins raid your village and kill the girl who frienzoned you
>go on to wacky adventures
>watch a klepto demon and a hippie catfight over you
>defeat the multiverse goblins
>become a lord
There is also that whole shadow and shards thing but who cares?
>>
>take a lot of LSD
>listen to a lot of synthwave
>russians are dying
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>>735505207
Far Cry 3?
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>>735505335
This better not be Dishonored.
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>>735506552
Chrono Trigger?
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>>735500231
>Be retired
>Forced out of retirement
>Old boss asks for favor
>Reluctantly say yes
>Launched out of submarine in sub-zero waters
>Arrive at dock
>Sneak past guards
>Arrive at elevator
>"A Hind D?"
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>>735500231
Emo faggot vs edgy faggot
Edgy faggot kills Emo faggot's love interest
Fake emo memories
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>>735506668
HOTL_NE MIAMI
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>>735506961
Solid snake?
>>
My bow is yours!
Let's ride!
Manning siege equipment!
Deeeecommisioning!
G'morning your lordship!
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>>735503057
Not castlevania
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>home is attacked
>trannies
>2/4 family members die
>>
>Protect sword
>Squad protecting that shit
>OH SHIT UNDER ATTACK
>Use sword turn into bad bitch
>Attack bad dudes, they attack squad bad
>Losing
>POWER OF A GOD BITCH
>Bitch slap raven king, win battle
>Die anyways

I still think this game is pretty neat.
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>>735507037
That's not a game but I'll accept your answer.
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>>735506974
ff7
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>whole series portrays them as absolute cunts
>join them
>mfw best spinoff in franchise
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>>735506200
It was obvious but why did you give it away anyways?
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>>735507127
mother 3
>>
>>735502684
Ratchet and Clank?
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>>735507173
Ding ding we got a winner
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>>735507312
yp
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>>735507399
Nope. Takes place on earth
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>>735504813
warframe?
or maybe im autistic
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>>735504813
Bioshock 2?
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>come home
>it's ur birthday
>wait 20 years
>get attacked by mushrooms n shit
>kill folk
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>if you didn't cry at the end, you're not human
>makes me like frenchmen
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>>735507616
Life Is Strange?
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>Be made of blocks
>Change size
>punch shit
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>>735507203
MGS3?
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>>735507616
MGS3
>>
>One a happy village
>It all gone
>Where it go?
>Round things
>Bring stuff back
>Happy village again
>Repeat x5
>Also kill evil thing
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>>735507024
Correct.
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>>735507695
Fuck that game is garbage
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>>735506250
I feel like it's Uncharted or maybe Sly Cooper.
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>>735507802
Loved that game
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>>735507739
>>735507705
just because i posted twice, doesn't mean it's the same game

also: it is not correct on either
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>>735507616
MGS4?
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>be retired war vet
>there's a big power outage
>you get stuck in a fridge for 200 years or something lol
>ur dumb fuck son gets lost
>go find him
>he's old
>blow up your son because he has cancer
>>
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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>>735507958
it is NOT a metal gear game
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>>735507980
Fallout 4.

Fuck that game.
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>>735507980
Fallout 4
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>>735507950
I only said MGS3 once.
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>>735507985
Ave, true to Caesar
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>>735507980
Fallout 4
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>>735508046
idc, it still isn't a metal gear game
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>go through entire adventure making many decisions
>none of them matter because ending practically retcons entire universe
>>
Has noone guessed OPs post yet?
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>>735507985
Jason Bright blasting into the great unknown
Helios One coming back online
>>
>Running from 4 dudes
>Hide
>Hunt
>Consume
>Grow..... HUGE
>OKAY NOW IM GONNA FUCK ALL YOU GUYS SHIT UP
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>>735507980
Fallout 4. I was confused at retired war vet because I played as the wife.
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>>735502684
No guesses? Should I just say what it is?
>>
>Wake up one day
>Museum gets robbed
>Stop robbery
>Villain gets away
>Meet 3 different versions of yourself
>Work together to stop villain
>End.
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>>735507160
Nothing at all, seriously?
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>Steal shit while wearing a clown mask
>Get drop kicked by Splinter Cell dude
>Pay real money for weapons
>Find cheese toast in a safe
>Break out psychotic British crew mate from jail
>Blowing stealth for badass music
>Don't act dumb
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>come back from vacation
>play hide and seek with your daughter
>your secret wife gets clapped
>walk around town with a cool sword
>save your daughter from a strib club
>also slay tons of people because why not
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>>735508235
I feel like it's that spooky viking game that Dice is making
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>>735508151
Mass effect 3?
>>
>>735508235
Evolve
>>
>>735508374
Nope, its been out for over a year.
>>
>>735508311
Payday 2?
>>
>>735508307
Nope.
>>
>>735508311
you better get on fixing that drill
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>>735508432
DING DING
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>>735508431
Correct
>>
>>735503352
metroid prime
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>>735508476
Don't answer back you twat.
>>
>be a 40 something retiree
>help some black folk on their way to find a house
>your house gets robbed
>become friends with robber
>your Canadian friend comes back to party
>participate in legitimate ways of making money
>work with the squeaky clean not corrupt government
>help make a movie
>kill a bunch of rich cunts
>walk off into the sunset with your ethnically diverse friends
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>go camping with a child
>lose it
>kill Abos for them sweet sweet skull lanterns
>what child?
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>journalist
>Everyone's insane
>Go through horrible events but that story doe
>two naked dudes follow you around
>get fingers chopped off
>Government lab
>Living dial-up connection appears for no reason
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>>735508286
Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions?
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>>735508765
outlast
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>>735508728
GTAV
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>>735508829
Correct.
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>>735508930
Ding ding
>>
>lighthouse hunting
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>>735506250
Persona 5?

>Be band of five Mad Max wannabes.
>Duke it out with other bands cuz gotta be the very best to get into God's VIP club
>Be like "War... War never changes" about it, not giving too much of a fuck cuz you are all ice cold motherfuckers with no emotions.
>But then brunette waifu falls from the sky and war does change.
>Turn into demons, start snacking in eachother 'cause god knows you need that sweet AP.
>Also suddenly emotions, everyone picks angst tho.
>This holier than thou bitch comes in and takes over indo-buddhist church of Karma, orders you to kill eachother harder or she'll run finalsolution.exe
>Are you a bad enough dude to off a whole lot of enemies and allies to escape your illusory world and reach out the truth behind it all, stomaching a color pallette that seems to be an 80% greys while at it?
>If the answer is yes be ready to fork out the cash for the second game, sucker.
>Tip: the game before this one featured Dante. Said game's protag is a boss here.
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>>735508151
What is Mass Effect
>>
>be on a wagon ride to a nice town
>a big lizard comes in and yells a lot
>run away
>go to another town
>look at some rocks
>go get some guys golden dildo
>go to a city
>talk to leader
>fuck around and ignore the story
>go exterminate a lizard that has been bugging the soldiers
>go talk to some old people after climbing a lot of stairs
>talk to an innkeeper
>find her friend
>go to a party
>go find a neat book
>read it
>go capture a lizard
>go to his house
>kill the big bad lizard
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>>735509304
if this was a honest try, you better keep guessing others
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>>735508751
The Forest
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Anybody Got clues on OPs post?
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>>735509404
?
>>
>>735509304
Skyrim?
>>
>>735508235
Pacman
>>
>>735501570
Jade Empire?
>>
>>735509543
Winner winner chicken dinner
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>>735509446
ye
next one:
>what am i?
>dank gameplay
>light is EVIL
>go full corvo and teleport all over the place without killing anyone
>>
>japanese high school
>emotionless schoolgirl
>you meet your senpai
>first time feeling emotions
>10 whores want to steal senpai
>you have 15 different ways to fuck them up badly
>>
>Fly through space
>Rocks incoming
>Shot at them
>More rocks incoming
>>
>>735509692
Yandere Sim
>>
>>735507749
Dark Cloud
>>
>>735507749
A stretch, but Dark Cloud maybe?, The 2nd one?
>>
>>735507696
Knak?
>>
>>735509777
>>735509829
Winrar
Was thinking the first but it applies to both
>>
>>735508350
Dishonored
>>
>>735508885
Correct!
>>
>>735508307
Don't know, but sounds cool. Mind telling what's it?
>>
>>735509680
Aragami?
>>
>Have weird nightmare
>Strange tall guys with Cowboy hats
>Hot chick
>Strange hieroglyphs
>Wake up
>Accidentally kill gold fish
>Fly to Seattle
>The stewardess curses this flight because of you
>Things become real wired after arrival...
>>
>>735500634
For honor?
>>
>>735510276
yes

>Aztec God stabs you through the neck with a knife and twists it
>you survive
>lol gore
>>
>>735510136
Lets go down the list. For the first one i'm guessing some sort of zombie gaem?
>>
>>735510481
Marlow Briggs

Jesus, I didn't think I knew this many obscure games... I have a Humble Bundle problem...
>>
>wake up to another frat raiding your house
>you bail with some emo kid
>end-up in suburbs, five-oh is looking for you
>go to slums to get some prime pussy
>meet some vietnam vet, a loli and an armenian dude
>win prime pussy in a drag race, bitches you out with some sjw bullshit
>steal some pimps van so you can all get out of there before trump burns down the ghetto
>join cult
>they send you on a quest to find out where you left the legendary super bong
>meet the best bro any guy will ever have, turn out you're his dad
>you're actually some other dude
>find super bong
>destroy it because you watched reefer madness, or not
>>
>>735510633
nope i don't even know a game called marlow briggs
>>
>>735508350
dishonored
>>
>fall
>look for shit
>survive
>>
>>735510579
ask OP, if he is still there
i just made the list
>>
>1. you are a super spy
>2.wear gimp suit and neon rave lights on head to sneak around
>3. ????
>4. profit
>>
>>735510869
splinter cell
>>
>>735509113
Some additional tips, since y'all suck
>PS2.
>JRPG.
>World is barren, rainy wasteland. Notable for its futuristic design based on hindu mythology.

Someone else besides me oughta have played this, it was the tightest shit ever.
>>
>>735510718
It's a God of War clone with Aztec shit.
>>
>>735510822
What if i am op?
>>
>>735510869
Splinter Cell or MGS
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>>735500231
>LARP as a murdering chicken
>Even though you can kill 20 men in less than a minute you are scared of phone calls
>Someone shoots your main whore
>So you kill him, his boss, and their two purple jaguars
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>>735510869
Splinter Cell
>>
>>735510810
Torment: Tides of Numenera
>>
>>735510869
Every Splinter Cell game
>>
>be sexy samurai Android in a dress
>spend hours taking screen shots of her white panties and ass
>>
>>735510942
Someone already did Hotline Miami.
>>
>Rip and Tear
>>
>>735510926
is it asuras wrath?
>>
>>735510993
Nier: Automata.
>>
>>735510993
Neir: Automata
>>
>>735505081

It's For Honour you stupid cunt.
>>
>>735510936
you better tell us what game you described
>>
>>735507503
Correct right anon
>>
>>735510964
no
>>
>>735502395
Started Valley
>>
>roll around
>consume everything
>>
>>735511032
>>735511071
Correct!
>>
>you're a lizard
>team up with a bird
>"gather those damn papers!"
>>
>>735510942
Hotline Miami first of all, but Richter isn't even associated with the father,you semi-normie
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>>735511111
>>
>>735511032
Nah, that's mostly browns, among other dissimilarities.
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>>735511032
Nope. That was for PS3
It also doesn't really fit the description other than the futuristic hindu inspiration.

These guys did that before AW, maybe they were the first even.
>>
>ignore missions
>attach balloons to everything
>>
>1970s New York City
>Gangs in the city decide to make a truce and unite to topple the police.
>Your gang gets framed for the murder of the guy that planned the event
>Bounty gets placed on you and friends.
>Every gang in the city looking for you and your mates.
>>
>be some faggot
>have a shit day
>bearded fag bails you out, so you have to join his cult of twinks that drink hiv
>go fight the asshole that pozzed you
>>
>press k to shit
>>
>>735511092
Idk how you didn't guess, it's Deceit.
>>
>smash and/or blow up everything
>fuck playing the campaign
>>
>>735511023
Doom, ez.
>>
>>735511251
The Warriors
>>
>>735511169
JonTron's a Nazi The Game
>>
>>735511233
I'll punish yer fookin snake, m8.
>>
>>735511233
Either MGS PEACE WALKER or MGSV THE PHANTOM PAIN
>>
>>735502684
Tony hawks Underground?
>>
>>735511260
Heavy Rain
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>>735500231
>spawn
>die
>spawn again
>get knocked out
>die
>spawn again
>make it 5 minutes into gameplay, die
>after several hours of gameplay
>finally get a stick hut
>die by other players
>repeat until you want your 20 dollars back 500 hours later
>>
>>735511329
Correct.
>>
>>735511394
nope
i mean to make your character take a shit, literally
>>
>>735511398
Rust?
>>
>>735511398
Not very helpful.
Tips?
>>
>>735511192
Technically you do end up killing the guys from 50 Blessings via biker , but that's not jacket.

Stop being such a sperg fuck , you still kill Richter's boss
>>
>>735511481
south park?
>>
>>735511398
7 days to die?
>>
>>735511481


Oh, EZ.

The Sims?
>>
>guy has cancer
>goes on a trip messing with gravity
>"Life sucks"
>kills himself
>>
>>735511233
zelda breath of the wild
>>
>>735511538
nope
Hint: you can also drop giant-ass snakes on your enemies if you feel like it
>>
>>735511483
Close, but no
>>735511493
I really can't without giving it away.
>>
>>735508311
DONACDUM DONACDUM
>>
>>735511591
Gravity Rush 1 or 2?
>>
>>735510926
Digital Devil saga FTW
>>
Live and drink, friend.
>>
>>735511657
Wrong
>>
>ignore story
>run around with your mutant skills, killing everyone in NYC
>>
>>735511587
>>735511481
Wait, ignore my post about Sims
New answer: ARK
>>
>>735511649
Can't tell anything about any gameplay elements at all?
>>
>>735511504
But he said "The bosses jaguars"
sorry im just an hlm Obsessed cunt.
>>
>>735511587
nope
>>
>>735511727
yeah boi it is ARK
>>
>>735500231
The 4th one was better
>>
>>735511398
conan exiles
>>
>>735511683
DING DING DING
Congrats.

Best PS2 JRPG ever amirite?
>>
>>735502684
pokemon?
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>>735511777
i wanted to delet but look at those digits
>>
>>735511824
Fuck yeah Serph
>>
>diversity, the game
>>
>>735511824
Can't believe I missed that. I even posted it in the previous thread.

Don't crucify me but I prefer the second one
>>
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>>735511873
the number god
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>>735511398
Player unknowns battlegrounds?
>>
>>735511728
>spawn on beach
>"player defecates"
>pick up poo
>use it
>die
>find a ruin
>think to self, maybe there's a story
>open vase
>random languaged note appears on screen
>die trying to get it to go away
>>
>>735506961
Metal Gear Solid
>>
>>735507203
RE7
>>
>>735511980
>>735511817
New hint >>735511983
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>>735511983
we already did ark
>>
>>735511968
BLASPHEMY ANON
>>
>>735510481

Mortal combat
>>
>>735511980
there's no stick huts in that game
>>
>>735512000
niet
HINT:
>GoT-lvl amount of stabbing
>>
>>735512093
rite
>>
>>735506974
Final Fantasy 7
>>
>>735511989
Yep.
>>
>>735512047
Didn't see it earlier.
>>
Reptile, are you there? Reptile? REEEEEEPTIIILEEE?
>>
>get friends together
>commit crimes
>police arrive
>murder 1000 cops
>leave
>zero consequences
>buy toys
>arts and crafts
>repeat
>>
>be underground
>fight this telepathic ubernigger
>oh shit he cool
>>
>>735512081
Nuuuu! I repent!

Seriously, a third DDS would be amazing, maybe we'll get it after SMT Next is dropped?
>>
>>735511893
You know it brah.

Can't wait to beat the 2nd. Gotta go for 100% first for the sweet transfer freebies first tho.
>>
>>735500231
>Stand up
>Plate in the way
>Sit down
>Die because you starved to death because your path was blocked by a plate of food
>>
>>735512311
it basically was solved during yours
>>735511810
>>735511727
>>735511260
>>
>>735507058
Warcraft 3?
>>
>be me
>bald fuck
>Kill people
>Profit
>>
>decide to go on trip to island
>brother killed
>murder half of the island to avenge him even though you are just a teenager who has never used a weapon before
>>
>>735512394
Wouldn't be opposed, but I doubt its ever happening.

An unified remake might be more likely.
>>
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>>735512494
*Blocks your path*
>>
>>735511144
Nope
>>
>>735512522
>breaking bad: the videogame
>>
>>735511391
DING DING
>>
>>735512501
Wasn't really paying attention to none-yous
>>
>>735512522
Hitman
>>
>>735512522
Any Hitman game.
>>
>>735512594
Overated cry 3?
>>
>>735506974
Dude, you could have shortened that down to fake emo memories and I would have gotten it. I wonder how many people would get it as well. FF7 for sure.
>>
>>735509767
Asteroid
>>
>>735508374
What game is this?
>>
>chinese immigrants are fucking up japan
>the japanese government calls on you to kill all 1.2 billion of the fuckin reds
>china makes a fucking flying zombie head to fight you
>everyone dies in a nuclear explosion
>>
>awesome combat mechanics
>spam C nonetheless
>You'll never be half the man your mother is!
>Zwei OP
>>
>"just one... more... spoon..."
>>
>>735511255
VTMB
>>
>>735507749
Dragon Quest Builders.
>>
>>735508311
Drill Repair Simulator
>>
>1950s Los Angeles
>Pacific War vet
>Working as police officer
>Get promoted to Traffic Detective
>Slowly rise through the ranks
>More and more promotions
>Get demoted to Arson Detective
>>
>you try to kidnap a girl
>shit went like shit but the girl comes with you anyways
>now the queen is MAD
>war
>BURI BURI
>a lot of rats die
>shit go to hell with a conspiracy behind everything
>queen dies
>go and fight in space and stop the conspiracy
>you and your friends come back like heroes and the girl now likes you
>>
>>735512874
Winner
>>
Pro lvl:
>be creep
>do some supernatural batman stuff
>have heart attack
>what happened to the diver?

little hint, only for faggots:
>do not exist
>>
>>735507058
Stronghold
>>
>>735513347
FFIX
>>
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>>735505207
stalkur . shadow of chernobyl desu
>>
>Be on AIM
>Get friendzoned hard
>Too real
>>
>>735511717
Prototype
>>
>>735513742
Thank you!
>>
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>be thrown to the prison colony
>three kamps, you have to choose one
>in the first one, the biggest and the "safest", you have to be ass-licker and suck magnates' cocks for shitty job of being a Shadow
>in the second one, the most fucked up, where your shit can be stolen and exchanged for a bowl of rice, you have to lick mercenaries' feet, steal magnates' things and watch the rise grow
>in the third one, full of skinheads, you have to smonk swampweed and pray to "god", which is basically a demon
>after some shit you have to sneak kill four undead orc shamans and get the toy-sword which can set anyone on fire, to kill the fifth and the last one
And all of this shit just to die killing this demonic 5-legged bag of meat and later getting raped and resurrected by some necrophiliac necromancer

Pic kinda related to the orcs, there is shitload of them
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>>735512494
Dwarf Fortress?
>>
>>735513978
yea
>>
>>735511398
>>735511398
Ark survival
>>
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>be some zombielike fag
>someone drop you keys
>hurr durr lets get outa dis place
>fukin fatty blocks your path but u cant kill him
>pro tip = he wants to ass-slam you
>kill him from "higher ground:
>??? profit
>>
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>>735514031
>gothic ?
>>
>>735507160
warcraft 3 the frozen throne
>>
>>735514232
Dark Souls
>>
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>>735514294
top fukin kek ... right
>>
>>735514261
Yes, you're the winner
>>
>"The Dark Souls of Persona" - Kotaku
>>
>>735514232
dark souls, easy.
>>
>set off a bomb
>wake up shooting lightning bolts
>your girlfriend gets killed by an old dude
>old dude is you from the future trying to change the past
>kill old man
>>
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>>735514438
>biocock 3 ?
>>
>>735514438
infamous
>>
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>>735514415
mkay ... last one i gave was ez
time to get paced
>be some stealth dude
>murice boys get nifed by russ
>lots of betrayals and plot twists
>some fukin voodo hands appearing taking control over main body
>the dude is actually fukin gay
>slip on bird shit and fall
>gay vampire
>>
>>735511159
katamari
>>
>>735500231
Deceit. Ezpz
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