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Whats up losers? ;) You ok ? hehe.. Look what i just bought,

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Whats up losers? ;) You ok ? hehe..
Look what i just bought, it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)

You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Breitling and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;)

Ask me anything ;) if you are nice maybe i'll give you some tips in life to be as rich as me ;) richfag here ;)

Fucking hate dumb workingclass poorfags
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>>735494847
mods
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Come back when you find tour knuckles, you fucking walrus.
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>>735494847
Wth do u shave your hands?
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>>735495144
I was just thinking the same thing.
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>>735494847
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>>735494847
>richfag

>obeseFag
get a life faggot

>tfw Op is a fag
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>>735494847
Loaf arms is back again
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>>735494847
>Ask me anything
from the size of that hoof, you obviously love food...so my question is this: do you like pineapple on pizza?
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>>735494847
Watchmaker here, just stepping in to say that the Noir Sub and a champagne or gold dialed Datejust Rolex are easily the most frequent watches I service. Next time, I recommend putting some personality into your choice or timepiece.
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I imagine people who are really rich are too smart to waste their money on shitty watches with sub-par movements and an extortionate price tag.
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>>735494847
Why would you strap a watch on a raw pork chop?
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>>735494847
You look fat.
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This post has been made over 5 times within the past 2 months. It's even been in one of those normie 4chan thread compilations on YT. Yet, morons still fall for it.
At least you don't copy-paste the text. Mid-tier bait.
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>>735495808
I would be quite surprised if anyone in this thread honestly believed this was a serious or original post by the OP.
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>>735495808
This. Anybody who believes that OP actually took that picture is retarded.
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>>735495808
Link to the video pls
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It's like if Patrick Starfish was wearing a wrist watch
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>>735494847
fat baito 7/10
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>>735496290
>7/10
more like a deuce and a half
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>>735496050

but that thing actually exists somewhere

looks like a shaved bear paw
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>>735495144
I don't normally shave my hands, I just did it for this picture so it looked nice on facebook.
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>>735495587
great asnwer watch fag
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>>735495808
>This post has been made over 5 times within the past 2 months

Seen it over 5 times in the past week.
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>>735496557
It looks like a boxing glove
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thats the cheapest rolex you can buy you cheap fat fuck!
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>>735496644
Thanks. I'm very strong.
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>>735496648
The cheapest rolex is still god-tier.
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>>735496782
no its not! Your a dumbass if you think so!
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get on my level you poorfags
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>>735496926
nice to see someone has knuckles and a sense of humor
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>>735496895
Says an illiterate fuck. You disagree but you're clearly an idiot, which means it's true.
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>>735496697
The only thing strengthening your hand is the constant movement from food to your face
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Rolex is literally the bottom of the barrel for the high end watch market. You're just making yourself look stupid.
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>>735496926
That rolex is fake. Get on my level.
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>>735497086
no way, man. the guy selling it in front of walmart said it was his grandfather's...and that it's worth $20,000 usd. i got a screaming deal @ $5000 usd.
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>>735494847
the eternal rolexposter
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your life has to go really shit for you to be showing off your watch. Go find a life or kill yourself faggot.
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>>735496782
This is a GOD-TIER Rolex
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btw the rolex submariner is the cheapest one on the market lol
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>>735497264
cool. does rolex sell a men's version of that?
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>>735497338
yeah your looking at it, your about as dumb as OP
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>>735497414
And you? Gullible.
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>>735494847
Hehe he posted it again..
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>>735494847
Is that your arm or a tube of fresh bologna? You fat fuck, you shouldn't wear that watch. Draws too much attention to your blob of an arm.
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Your hand looks like a boxing glove.
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>>735497643
Hey , that blob of arm is the only thing this OP has going for him.
Leave his self astrem alone before he does what we all want and anheros.
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>>735497414
sorry. let me clarify that...

>does rolex sell a hetero men's version of that?
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>>735497210
Go return it if you can. It's not worth nearly that much.
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>>735497264
They also sell a matching cockring to put on the dick you're sucking while wearing that watch.

Seriously. If you have enough cash to blow on that thing, just buy another fucking car instead.
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>>735497932
fuck. you think i got ripped off?
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>>735497893
Lol xD
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>>735497951
Definitely. A good rolex should be made of a rare metal, like gold. Yours appears to be paper-based.
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haha baby hand. you must be Fat as fuck with a micro dick, willing calling yourself a fag too. you need help man
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>>735494847
you're fat and probably ugly
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>>735494847
>just bought
>has thread with same img for weeks now
>mfw probably doesn't even have a watch
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>>735494847
Not only are you a fake bait faggot that is the result of your mother being raped by you are also and extremely fat fuck!!
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>>735494847
Show me an atomic clock made to fit on your wrist, then I'll be impressed.

This is just a watch made by a Swiss homosexual.
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>>735494847
Why are you wearing a watch on your amputated leg stub?
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>>735496782
Whilst I sit here looking at my Oyster wondering why you are proud of your cheap faggot Rolex. I'm sure it's fake too as you've clearly spent all your money on chips. Lard arse.
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>>735494847
Ive the exact same watch, 100 Bucks in the internet.
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>>735494847
>whats up fatknuckles
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>>735498047
the guy said it was made from the rarest, hardest metal on earth.
>diamonds
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>>735499377
No you're wrong. The hardest and toughest metal in the world is the bionic arm of a Fatman's grip on a burger.
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>>735497264
>perpetual gay date
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>>735494847
Do you have boulders for hands
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Looks like he put a watch on a sausage
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>>735501462
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>>735501740
kektus maximus
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>>735494847
you bought a base model out of the catalog. nice.
had you bought one of the less common, better crafted and much more expensive models i might be impressed.
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>>735494847
I have an Timex,and is pretty damn good.
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>>735496782
kys poorfag
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dem arms https://youtu.be/xP5MfjW9TuU
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>>735494847
it's fake, mon

also jesus christ, that first... no one is letting you dive or get on a boat other than for use as a flotation device.
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>>735501740
Ayyy
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>>735499591
actually, the hardest metal is my dick.
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Real workers watch
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>>735494847
Counterfeit.
Stop buying from street vendors, OP.
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>>735494847
>OP
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>>735503014
spasibo comrade
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>>735494847
have fun dying of your heart attack at 35
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My watch is better.
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>>735494847
shoulda gotten a gym membership instead
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>>735494847
How do people not notice this is posted everyday along with those shitty bait "I make 150k a year in I.T. Poor fag Get on my level." threads
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>>735503788
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>>735503336
Privet tovarishch
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>>735494847
Are you okay with losing a foot to Diabetes?
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>>735504883
He already lost 4 fingers and a thumb.
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Fat
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>>735503788
my god... are you posting from a hospital bed?
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I own an invicta pro diver.

>Looks good
>Sweeping arms
>Tells time
>durable
>Is 9000 dollars cheaper.
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lmao that watch barely fits your fat fucking wrist you dumb whale stfu
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Pт c
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G
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>>735505500
yours may have actually cost more to make than OP's did...
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>>735494847
MAN THE HARPOONS! IT BE THE WHITE WHALE!!
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