When was the last time you had sex? Who was it with? Are you

yesterday morning with my GF. I'm a dude.

2 days ago, some random girl from a nightclub, i'm a bloke

>>735487420
Friday before last, was with a girl off Tinder, I'm F.

8 days ago. With my wife. I am a man.

Currently in hospital so can't have sex.

>>735487420
4 times yesterday with gf. I'm a breh

>>735487420
58 here. I've fucked or got a bj everyday since 1975 except for times being in hospital. Well...

>>735487420
About 2.5 weeks ago with my cousin. I'm m she's f.

>>735488483
It's the ghost of Jimmy Saville

>>735487420
>never
>nobody
>I am male
>my hand has a sex?

yesterday, with my girlfriend, im a guy

(it wasnt very good)

>>735488774
What happened anon.

This morning with this girl I'm kinda seeing haven't had the balls to bring up the GF BF thing yet. We fucked in bed then in the shower before she had to go to work. I am male she is female.

>>735487420
Never.
Man.

>>735488822

she was too drunk i suppose, and it was too sloppy

normally she is as tight as a virgin but yesterday it was like fucking a bucket of water

i had to resort to short thrusts near the entrance

>>735489244
1.5 Years ago. Im am f

2 months ago, flying out to live with gf next month, im a guy

>>735487559
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>>735488774
Get the fuck OUT

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>>735489327
No, go back to /r9k/

this morning (it's 6pm here) with a boy that i like but obviously doesn't love me (i'm F)

2 months ago. My first one night stand (no different to fucking a girlfriend, just don't have to text her the next day). I'm a dude.

>>735487420

Yesterday, with my female owner, I'm a dildo.

>>735487420
Joke's on you pal, i'm a virgin.

about 30 minutes ago with GF.

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>>735487420
Some girl I knew in college.
Last weekend I think.
Pic related.
I'm 24 yo male

>>735489314
Why so long ago?

Having sex right now

Last week with girl and guy. I'm a guy

Had sex? Last year in Thailand. Women there are ridiculously horny.

Male, they were Female.

Been about 2.5 years. Was with my gf at the time. I am M. She was F.

She was a nympho; we were averaging over 20 times a week, every week. Was completely nonsense. After a year of that, I'm not having sex right now by choice. Seriously feel like I'm good for awhile, in no hurry to hop back on that horse.

>>735490141
Got love for you dude. You know that shits not important. Just focus on your own self growth and literally forget women exist

>>735490083
kek

This morning. M and M.

>>735490060
>Had sex? Last year in Thailand. Women there are ridiculously horny.
Will they fuck a sperg like me for free? I'm autism incarnate.

18 days ago, with a girl a met off tinder. I'm a guy

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>>735490141
My ex was like that but she was a virgin when we started going out. Constantly horny but sometimes it hurt her too much to fuck so I'd finger and eat her out a lot. Left me without so much as a hj sometimes. When we did fuck it was glorious, id fuck her till I was close than rub her clit till she orgasmed. So tight I'd stop fucking and just let her muscle contractions finish me off.

Yesterday. Male. My wife and I took turns giving each other oral sex. It was grand.

2 years ago... I'm M
currently have a gf but she wants to take things slow :(

>>735490290
No. Their standards are way lower than american women, but they do still have standards. They treat average american men the way american women treat very attractive men. If you're completely terrible at interacting and/or very unattractive; you don't have a great chance.

>>735490555
she virgin?

>>735490569
Literally no hope then

>>735490593
yup, but she says that's not the reason she doesn't want to do it right away...

Last night with GF, around 7 pm while watching a movie. I'm a guy

>>735487420
about 2 weeks ago with my gf im a dude

>>735490141
Got a pic off her?

>>735490693
bet it sucks, just wait till you give it her, she'll want it everyday after that

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Once yesterday, again this morning, and again about an hour ago (she's in a good mood).

I'm M. Pic related.

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>>735487420
i like how you can see the poop

>>735490555
>>735490693
How old is she? How old are you? How many diff girls you've fucked & does she know?

>>735490238
Right?
One of my good friends out here is constantly complaining about is gf; I'm just sitting here like, dude, no one is making you date her. You clearly don't like her as a person so that means you're only with her because she has sex with you. Half the population has a pussy; its nothing special; don't put it on a pedestal.

>>735487420
2010 hooker MF

>>735490858
we're both 22
I've fucked only one ex of mine and she knows

>>735490806
I have my fingers crossed anon... I really do

>>735490771
A few on Facebook, but I'd rather not share them; I tend to delete most pics of my exs from phone or computer, feels kinda weird to keep them around.

She was short, skinny, and asian (her family move to the usa when she was young from the Philippines) B cup, narrow hips, tight ass. Totally my type.

>>735491146
Why not delete all of them?

>>735491074
she will trust me, never been with a virgin but i'm sure she'll go like any other girl when she's had it once

>>735491536
I keep a few from distinct times or events as reminders to what I was up to in life at that point. I have like 1 photo from every few months; its nice to look back on them, see myself age; think of how I've changed as a person since then. I don't keep any nudes or stuff like that.

>>735487420
Like 2 years ago with a "friend" didn't care for her I fucked her in the ass (Hitchens was right it's over rated) Then dumped her now I have no friends at all and haven't fucked any girl in 2years i'm 18.

>>735490637
Could still go there and get a hooker. They don't give a fuck how autistic you are.

Gf about to come over. Cleaning out my butt right now so she can peg me.

>>735487420
Last night
My live-in partner
Male
Female

>>735491766
Like I have the money.

>>735491686
>think of how I've changed as a person since then

Well you're still on 4chan so I wouldn't say you've chnaged much...

Yesterday morning with the wife. Hotel sex is awesome

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I'm male
Last night
My onahole (pic related)

>>735488355
tell that to jimmy savile

>>735491928
Fuck man; no game and no money? That sucks, most people are able to get at least one of those. The 'autistic' friends I have are at least smart as fuck so they make bank doing computer shit.

>>735492260
grossest name ever
thats why fleshlight is the go to brand in media when referencing artificial vaginers

>>735489402
Same man, literally had sex on April fools day. Got one bj in early May I think but other than that I've been on a dry spell

went to a whorehouse in the last week. didnt enjoy it much because i still think about my gf. im trying to get over her but she came by earlier. i didnt cum but im sure i made her day.

>>735487420
Last night with my daughter.

>>735491985
lol; I disagree. That's like saying "Well you still eat pizza so you must not have changed much". 4chan is a magic wonderland where the anonymous are treated purely on their immediate contributions. It is the most honest place I've ever been to. I don't see anything wrong with enjoying spending time unwinding in a pit of awfulness full of the nicest and most genuine assholes you will ever meet.

>>735492549
Kek I think it sounds better than 'flashlight' also feels better imo than the shit American stuff, though could be my weeb bias

Some time in October. It was with my ex, she came over to stay because she was visiting some friends in the city and needed a place to crash. Second/final night she was round it just kinda happened.

>>735487420
Yesterday with my fuck buddy. F and they are M

>>735487420
November i guess? I'm M, she was F

>>735493022
If I get trips post nudes

>>735493242
No one is ever interested in tiny tits even if they are pierced.

Never
Male

Certainly not my choice. Being in my 20s Im scared I'm going to die alone. I thought it was because I was fat, but after I spent 2 years working out and getting myself to a healthy bmi I'm still invisible to women.

>>735487420
Male. 2 years ago with some fat chick from a bar.

>>735493375
Lies, I fucking love tiny tits. I know lots of guys that are. Just because most prefer large breasts, doesnt mean all do.

>>735493394
Getting in shape doesn't fix ugly; I learned that hard lesson too anon. Haven't a good body doesn't get you very far with girls when you have a shit face.

>>735493375
Everyone I know likes B or smaller. C is where tits have the high probability of saggy goofy shapes and stretch marks (with an even bigger chance of the chick being fat)

yesterday morning, with two M, i'm M

>>735488483
Does that even do anything for you anymore?

>>735493811
Feet?

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>>735494030
I mean I can be, can't anyone who gets annoyed?
>>735494168

About a year ago with my current gf. Am male. I want to kill myself.

>>735494030
My guess is people are off put by my interest in dissection. My lack of tolerance for bullshit and how aggressively affection I can be.

>>735494304
Feet look pretty nice, soles? Thanks

yesterday afternoon, F, dog. Bitch in heat to be exact. Gawd she was hot on my dick.

>>735493681

It's tough to go through man. I almost killed myself when all that amounted to nothing, and I was just as alone. It's the main reason I dropped out of college back then, I was just so fucked up I stopped caring and started sleeping 15 hours a night.

>>735494512
That is a saved image from before I worked 8 to 12 hours a day standing. They look rough right now.

>>735494485
I find dissection an interesting topic.But then again, I majored in chemistry so I've definitely put people off by talking too much about science. Not tolerating bullshit is a fantastic thing, and being aggressively affectionate only turns off guys who aren't looking for something real anyway.

By chance have you been going after jocks? Because by the sounds of it a nerd would love to date you.

>>735494658
Post please. Also bet you'd love foot massages after work.

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7 Years ago
Person I was briefly dating
I am a M
Person was a F

From 16 to 25 years old I was able to bed a lot of women. Not record amounts of women, but I was never thirsty.

I have gained a few pounds from those days, about 50.

Today I am literally invisible to women. I have single moms that are 5's giving me the cold shoulder.

Nihilism setting in.

>feelsbadman.jpg

>>735489327
Found the virgin

>>735494618
A few routes you can take; the most desirable of which is to find a girl who is a butter face to fall for you, but those are harder to find than guys with shit faces so they tend to not be single. You could always say fuck it and just try to live life for you and not worry about being single, but that can get depressing pretty easily.

Honestly thou, I'd recommend putting in time to better yourself as a person; go out and do things that make you more interesting. Girls are likly to look past your appearance if you're confident and outgoing.

two months ago, with my bf. I'm a bloke. He had to wear diapers for a week after I finished with him

>>735487420
Idk if i could call it sex, but when I was like 11 with my step sister

>>735493375
This is fucking currently a small tit thread on /b/
>>735490914

Guys like small breasts. If you can't get guys its because of you, not your body.

>>735495459
Story?

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>>735495330
Fucking disgusting

>>735494791
Oh I have been in a relationship with a jock for 7 years, open relationship. His love of the gym can be a bit much but he is knowledgeable about the names and motions of the body which is nice. No one ever has much interest in my nudes of 4cha was more my point earlier.

>>735494387
What the fuck? Why are you still with her?

>>735495145

Thanks anon. I did try the whole living life just for me thing, but that's not me and it did get depressing. But I do need to work on making myself more interesting, I got a better job recently and I've been learning instruments, going out more. It's an effort and it has been better, but it feels like a lot of time and work will pass before I get anywhere . It takes a lot of work to function and be a happy person during the day. I haven't given up but I don't know how much longer I can go before I'm just a shitty sad person that nobody wants.

7 days. With my ex. We are both male. We've been doing it one a week and it just isn't enough. I need like every other day.

I'm F, last night with my boyfriends dog.

>>735495466
Is fucking what?

>>735489327
#ElliotRodger detected

I think it's been too long since we've had a good mass shooting somewhere.

>>735495689
There are only 2 reasons for an open relationship:
A) He is shit in bed but you like to use him as an emotional crutch
B) He doesn't actually want to be in a relationship with you but you're good in bed so he puts up with you

Either way one of you is using the other and there is no way its a healthy relationship.

>>735496086
FUCK YOU REPORTED TO FBI

>>735487420
>2 months ago
>with my fuckbuddy at the time
>Male
>she is female

>>735487420
F, had sex with my bf about an hour ago

>>735496020
Replace 'this' with 'there' and removing the 'fucking'.
Reading retard is a skill.

>>735496238
>healthy relationship
If there's communication and cooperation, there's no reason an open relationship couldn't exist on good terms for all parties. I've seen them work with minimal drama. As a matter of fact, less drama than I saw in many hetero/homo monogamous relationships. Just b/c you don't agree with it doesn't mean it's wrong, friendo ;)

>>735496465
Source: I'm a relationship counselor

>>735495904
Its understandable. Have you tried online dating? Or using one of those phone apps for dating? You'll get a lot of rejection, which isn't super fun; but when you're not great looking its really a numbers game. The more girls that get a chance to see you're single, the more likely one of them will either also be ugly or you'll be their type and other than your face so they'll be okay dating you anyway.

>>735496465
This

>>735496238
Or 3) You're mature enough to separate your love from your lust.

>>735496465
Oh I'm sure it works, and they are happy. My argument is more that it isn't a relationship. They are fuck buddies. This isn't going to lead to marriage; they will not be spending their lives together. They are doomed to fail. So sure, enjoy your time now. Enjoy wasting away the years you could spend looking for someone monogamous only to die alone and sad.

>>735496889
Then its not a relationship, they're just a fuck buddy.

>>735495500
there were many instances but this one sticks out in my mind the most
>go over to my Dads for the summer
>she is like a year younger than me
>we have experimented a lot before this
>we plan it out
>we are going to make a sheet fort from our bed
>we build it
> we hang out in if for a while
>she lays on her back
>"do whatever you want"
>I start groping her tiny still developing breasts
>she leans up starts kissing me
>I then try to pull off her shirt
>she stops and pulls it off for me
>after a while she tells me to lay down
>she starts writhing on top of me
>boner.gif
>"I'm ready"
>she removes my pants
>insertion.webm
>feeeelsgoooood
>she starts making the motions
>suddenly
>"no"
>"this is wrong"
>she gets up and leaves
I believe this was the last time we did that actually. I feel both aroused and dirty for writing this

>>735496937
No, because you can love and lust over your GF/BF and lust after someone else.

I don't think it's complicated to have a functioning relationship with someone and also be capable of having sex with someone else.

>>735496676
I tried okcupid my last semester of college and about 6 months after that. I never got a date out of it though, only a few short conversations. I use tinder on and off, not really often, but the same amount for a few years. I rarely get matches, and have never had a match even reply to me on tinder.

>>735487420
I think 2 days ago with my wife.
I'm a guy.

Side note:
She's got some hot friends in from out of town - last time that happened we had a threesome. Should I try and make it happen or should I let my wife's friends be?

>>735497078
Possible in theory yes, in practice someone is going to get overly attached and get hurt.

>>735489396
Why do you want him to love you

>>735497325
Not always. Certainly sometimes, but there's many, many open relationships that function just fine. My own included.

I think the main factor being communication, if you can't talk about what you want out of it then it'll fail open or not.

>>735497126
Fuck man, that sucks. Have you tried pursing girls that share a similar hobby? Whatever you're into, go out and try to find other people who do it too; you'd be surprised what kind of groups get together fairly often; google is your friend. look into meetup.com

If you already share an interest, makes talking easier.

>>735496979
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

>>735496979
addendum: obviously I'm a virgin now, but that's out of my control

>>735497514
Do you not want to get married someday? Because the relationship your in isn't going to lead to marriage. Do you not want to ever have kids? How is that going to fit into what you're doing?

>>735487420
Never, or does Sex with my hand Count?

Last year.

>>735487420
Lastnight with the married woman I'm seeing.. spectacular

>>735497739
Why would getting married change anything? We love each other, we live together, we spend a lot of time together, we have a lot of sex together. And sometimes we have sex with other people, either as a 3sum type thing or as our own separate adventures. I don't think being married would change of that beyond the legal complications.

Kids, no idea. Though parents find the time to fuck obviously.

>>735487420
About a month and a half ago. Hooker. I'm M, she a F.

>>735487420
Yesterday consensual sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>735497998
Good luck.

Never, will be 25 in a month

>>735488483

how much are the prostitutes in your area?

last sunday. gf. M, F

>>735497559

My main hobby is cars and secondary would be playing music and singing, as well as video games. It would probably help me a lot to find a local choir or something, even just people to jam with. I stay alone inside way too much.

>male
>about 4 days ago or so because we've been pretty busy, probably going to fuck my girlfriend tonight after she's done work

https://youtu.be/xP5MfjW9TuU n

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>>735487420
It was around the 2nd week of January 2002. I am going to say around 8th through the 10th. I was graduating high school at the time. I am a male and she was a female. Been having a dry spell lasting 15 years and counting. Maybe I need to lower my expectations and then it will happen again.