Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Mods...
Notice me Syndra
Voices get out of my head
>>735485389
>>735485868
Good to hear. It's midnight right now, but tomorrow probably working on music. You got anything in store today?
Notice me Megumin.
Never forget.
Ew a nigger
>>735486076
I didn't get much sleep, so I would rest a bit before going about my day. What is the mood of music you plan to write?
>>735486175
The cutest nigger.
>>735486511
Sounds like a good plan.
The thing I'm focusing on right now is a dance track, it's okay-ish.
>>735486784
There is no such thing as a cute nigger
Niggers are the worst filth this world has to offer.
>>735486877
No thats frogspeaking people.
>>735487264
Well duh, many are in Africa, niggers
Voices get out of my thread
>>735486636
Hey Nui
>>735487926
How's it going
>>735485770
did the last one time out?
>>735484688 (rem rem)
I am tired to only hade like 2 hours sleep
>>735488236
Did you come up with a nickname yet
>>735488099
Good, just reminding people to keep hup alive.
>>735488411
What is that hup?
Yyyyyyyuno?
Well, Destiny 2 will be another "PvP balance determines PvE balance" game
Can't wait for a whole weapon class to be unusable for a year
>>735488509
I want to protect that smile.
>>735488683
Alice get in the shed
>>735485868
Mods aren't so bad, they keep law and order and we should appreciate their service.
>>735486873
That's neat. I hope you find the good vibes you might look for
>>735488236
I slept for only one I think
>>735489601
You're a very different Kurome claimer, aren't you? And mods are bad at their jobs sometimes.
How are you?
>>735488777
I don't see where you are going
I'm confused
>>735489737
I'm the same Kurome-claimer!
And I'm fine, no complaints here. What about yourself?
>>735488359
Ho about Freund? Nah that is to boring
>>735488546
Ello
>>735489737
Aw dam that is ruff
>>735490240
Not very creative but good you know that word
>>735490240
HhhhhhhHi
>>735489853
Your tone is a bit different, but oh well
>>735490240
Not so bad
Claiming my Mega-class Danger beast Desta Ghoul ^^
>>735490644
I'm in a light mood today, that's all.
My fucking dad is pissing me off with his liberal propaganda though.
>>735489850
Nui goes "hup!"
Hup sounds like hope.
Keep hope alive becomes keep hup alive.
>>735491480
Does she go hup in the manga?
>>735490394
So your not going to asked to be called führer then :P
>>735490517
Hello to you to span friend
>>735490644
Have you at least managed to have a nap?
>>735491480
Ah I see, a good message to spread then!
>>735491603
No, it's too soon for that, my friend. Also Kanzler will suffice.
>>735491568
I'm ashamed to say that I've never gotten around to reading it. It would be criminal if she didn't though.
>>735491736
Thanks.
>>735491603
Hhhhhhhhi yuno
I'm your biggest fan
>>735491736
To soon? pretty shot that hole affair was quite some time ago.
chancellor doesn't have the same ring to it
>>735492330
I think HorribleSubs fucked up that whole show. They kept saying "Nexus thread" as a nod to some stupid online gaming community.
Made me not to want to watch anymore.
>>735492723
>as a nod
>nod
who the fuck nods towards other people in a situation like this REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>735492437
Wow I have never met a fan before!
>>735492926
I know right? I hate niggers.
>>735492330
Anything going on
>>735492451
As in I'm not there yet. Well maybe that is a reason to prefer it.
>>735492723
Plenty of things about the show (both in it and around it) weren't good. Nui wasn't one of those things.
>>735493131
You haven't?
>>735493457
Nui was so mean though, how can you like such a person?
>>735493290
Ah so you are currently at kanzler and working you way up to führer
>>735493562
No. So why do you like me so much then?
>>735493718
>Takes cover in bomb shelter
I remember the first waifu threads.
>>735493851
Nui was a tragic figure, raised from birth to believe that no human could relate to her. She just wanted to be loved.
>>735493718
Guten Abend
>>735493868
Nooo, I'm working on becoming Chancellor, my dear
>>735494225
Did she happen to find someone to love?
>>735494142
waifu threads are older than 2014 friendo.
>>735494238
Speak English we're in America.
>>735494286
I meant /waifu/ threads.
>>735494238
Aw why not aim for the top? or is that going to be my position?
>>735494292
No we are on the internet, fucker defaid
>>735494292
Your pathetic language will soon be replaced
>>735494503
English is God's language.
>>735494528
I actually believe you too. . .
>>735493868
Because you cut me
>>735494258
Ryuuko, but she was betrayed.
>>735494503
You have weird phantasies, Wally. Kanzler of the world is the place to be.
>>735494321
So did I.
>>735494659
Maybe I'll watch it again, I have it downdoaded on my computer. But I rather just read the mango....
>>735494772
Do you have proof of this?
>>735494615
No that is latin you spack
>>735494709
What can I say I like power, may be a little to much. Of the world! wow I underestimated your ambition.
>>735494656
It is my pleasure
>>735493718
hello let's marry
>>735494935
Hope this isn't too lewd.
Still upsets me how they didn't even try to save Nui.
>>735495047
Who doesn't
Yeah that's kinda hard, but Austria seems doable, maybe even Germany
>>735495047
a cute.
>>735495047
Thank you me Yuno
>>735495193
Go for Austria you can weaponize all of the stupidly dangerous animals and use them to take over.
>>735495279
Tank you :D
>>735495383
Your very welcome
>>735495638
>overused joke
The great thing would be that I could own a tank by having the ministers for inner affairs and defense sign something
>>735495638
Am I?
>>735495638
Your welcome!
>>735495816
Over used jokes are funny though...
>>735495816
It may be overused but suicide bomber kangaroos sounds pretty damn scary
You can have a tank in the uk as a private citizens there less regulated than guns
>>735496182
You are :)
>>735496423
I think you are cute too
I'm all set!
>>735496423
Not always
>>735496830
What
How does that make sense, they are classified as weapons of war afterall
>>735496830
Why thank you! What are you up to today?
>>735496884
Hello
>>735497162
Fair enough.
>>735496830
Ok :)
Guys, look
>
>>735496884
Ow me and yellow eyes are going on a bank job want to come
>>735497162
well kangaroos have pouches witch you can put c4 in
All you have to do is put rubber teds on then and there road legal
>>735497284
Well I got a new hat in tf2 so I have been playing that all day
>>735497464
So whats been happening
>>735497642
thank goodness for the dutch
>>735498044
Nothing :(
>>735498583
Aw not even any good vidya?
>>735498044
Yuno, stop with the war kangaroos
You make no sense dude
Also how old are you
>>735498847
I'm 18 and it is my probably my dyslexia making me not make much sense. treads
*All you have to do is put rubber treads on them
I'm bored
>>735498044
I mean that sounds like fun
>>735499484
Arnt we all?
>>735499199
Aw any animu?
>>735499484
Would tickles help?
>>735499661
yes I have been playing the medic a lot
>>735498044
I hate white people but I'm glad for the Dutch.
>>735499964
Last time I watched animu was 8 months ago
Mika!
>>735500420
You hate me? ;_;
>>735500481
Did you get tired of it?
>>735499661
I don't know...
>>735499661
I-I don't think so!
Here
>>735499206
Ah I see
nah it's just the kangaroos thing
Don't weaponize kangaroos
>>735501003
No why?
>>735501179
<3
>>735501003
I guess
>>735501179
Queer too
>>735502059
Morning
>>735501122
>sneaks up behind you
>>735501179
Hey tomo hows your butt
>>735501752
Holly shit some one tried it!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3420357/Australian-accused-planning-pack-kangaroo-bomb.html
>>735502059
I'm a white
>>735502083
did you primarily only watch one genera?
>>735502389
Good morning ^^
>>735502498
So?
>>735502498
Jus laying in bed
>>735502575
How goes it?
>>735502672
Feeling a little left out, all my Rican friends went to the parade today. I should have went too because the food is really good and its all free.
But I'm in just too much pain.
>>735502498
Holy... People are crazy
Also did you learn some new German
>>735502389
Hey Tomo, all well?
>>735502957
Ah I'm sorry you missed out on that. Maybe ask one of them to bring you some food?
>>735503069
I'm a bit tired
>>735502498
How would you rate your waifu on a qt scale from 1 to 10?
>>735503095
My mom got me some food yesterday. I can only eat that stuff like once a week... Kinda like how Americans eat fried chicken. But the food is amazing
>>735503250
How come you don't stalk me anymore...
>>735503339
Mmmmm 5 or 6 on physical qt-ness. 0 in personality. But I still love her with all my heart.
>>735500983
Hello
>>735501122
I mean well I am...
>>735502957
How do you turn down free food? Especially when its good?
>>735503339
10
>>735502575
Thats good
Sooooo
>Bear hug
How are you?
>>735502672
Nice and warm?
>>735503069
Scheisse!!! (I am mature)
>>735503250
>Sunrise tickle
>>735503339
10
>>735503350
>doesn't pay attention
>>735503471
nice pic
>>735503521
Me too... playing "Mandagon" now, whatever that is. it's really weird.
>>735503525
W-what is this secret technique of tickles?!
>>735503339
Perfect ten since it's all personal taste but could be 11 easily.
>>735503350
Ah do you get sick if you do?
tfw missed piano Kumiko
QOTT: How are we all doing this Sunday afternoon?
>>735503525
A little too warm
>>735503521
Oh the food is so good, I love it. But I have to watch my weight.
>>735503525
waaaaah!
I don't hate white people though, only out-of-touch white liberals
>>735503657
How come you don't pay attention to me anymore?
>>735503718
Mmm it is very oily but I exercise a lot so it doesn't get to me.
You really have to try it if you haven't already.
>>735503741
Hot!
>>735503741
forgot to claim
>Misaki Claimed
>>735503657
Just got done playing Rainbow Six Seige...I am horrible at it.
>>735503741
Wishing I had monies to go shooting right now. How are you Misaki?
>>735504055
I mean I guess thats fair. I just counter eating like a fat ass with working out.
>>735503162
Aren't we all
>>735503525
Well you are 18 so it's fine
But still not a good word to learn, how disappointing
Here's a new one: Alter
It means old person, but people use it like dude, as in "dude, is that awesome" or "dude wtf" or just "duuude"
It can also mean age though or be the adjective old
>>735504109
you must workout really hard then
>>735504055
I don't really enjoy that kind of food.
>>735504131
Not everyone I think.
>>735504329
What why not?
>>735503657
I call it the jump and pounce!
>tickles sides
>>735503764
then you need a bit more of a breeze
>>735503741
Pretty chill :)
>>735504055
Oh I see I hate them too but I still fined the "we wuz kangs" lot more annoying
>>735504131
So you use it like an informal nick name to a friend witch is older?
>>735504414
Lol racist, you hate white people.
>>735504391
I just don't like it.
>>735504414
I can't get a breeze
>>735504109
Just finished the game after 35 minutes
guess that's why it's free
>>735504055
why doesn't she have more of that haircut, it looks better on her
>>735504414
Heeeeeeeeeelp!
>>735504414
Nah, not just for older ones, for anyone
It's more than a nickname, it's an expression on it's own
People in Vienna can't say a sentence without using it twice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuXR53ex4iI
this might help
>>735504329
Yeah, everyone does often
>>735504055
Really? It's 80 degrees here.
>>735504109
Just went shooting yesterday actually with an Army friend. Got a nice 1.3 MOA group at 100 yards I was pretty pleased with.
>>735504414
Nice, enjoying the sabbath over here.
>>735504508
FUCK THEM AND THERE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES!!!
>>735504611
What about a blow?
>>735504639
NO MERCY
>tickling intensifies
>>735504308
Nah just try to keep it consistent...
>>735504639
I mean you cant complain about free. Was it any good or just weird?
>>735504611
You don't like good food?
>>735504639
You mean "him"
>>735504772
Oh yeah I'm from NY, I'm not used to any kind of heat lol
>>735504809
I heard those were good though!
>>735504827
What workouts do you do? I need to get into shape again!
>>735504809
>pretends to be dead
>doesn'T succeed at all
>>735504939
c u t e
>>735504827
I really liked the graphics and the theme. It is one of my favorite themes.
But the gameplay and story were just weird. Not sure if wasted time.
Now I'll play Overwatch
>>735504809
Lewd
>>735504939
I do like some food just not Rea ethnic food.
>>735504772
I just got my Remington 700 back from my old man, so I need to go and re sight it in. Thats not a bad grouping at that far. Still a little more tightening up but not too shabby i would be happy with it too.
>>735504939
I normally do Isolation exercises at the gym every other day, then I run every other day. If I had my work out book on me id give you the list.
>>735505027
I normally play games for story to be honest so that sounds up my ally.
>>735504748
Alter that is a very versatile word :o
>>735504772
Your a Jew?
>>735504939
But they are pretty dam white you gota admit
>>735505027
>takes off your shoes and socks
>>735505056
I don't know what you mean
>>735505027
Go stalk someone else
>mfw
>>735505056
I fell in love with Rican food when I went there when I 16. It was great. You should try all kinds of food and not be stubborn!
>>735505159
A gym? I can't workout in front of people....
>>735505259
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>kicks air
>>735505282
I will cut your hair to that haircut
>>735503741
Piano Kumiko hasn't been here in like 2 or 3 months
>>735505323
>>735505159
oh, you mean NOT up your alley?
Well there was story, I just didn't quite get it.
>>735505282
I go in the middle of the night when no one is there...
>>735505375
Er yeah, I miss read it the first time around.
I will be back. Running to the store really quik for something to drink.
>>735505259
Oh I thought you meant blow like a sex thing.
>>735505282
Ehh. Maybe. I have a nosebleed now.
>>735505259
Oh so you tried it but you don't like it? I haven't tried it before..
>>735505323
You will cut no such thing!
>>735505503
I will cut your hair or something else.
>>735504939
I was born there. Still not used to heat myself, so I get where you're coming from.
>>735505159
I'd say 1.3 inches at 100 yards with XM193 is pretty decent for a bargain bin barrel and a $90 trigger.
What's the R700 chambered in, and how accurate is she normally?
>>735505259
Yes, shalom goyim
Lol no, most people know I grew up Catholic, admittedly I thought everyone here knew too.
>>735505467
What the f***? Its open at that time??
Come back!
>>735505502
You're missing out, bro!
I want to feed you now.
>>735505551
What else?
>>735505588
So how's life in FL?
>>735505259
Don't take that vid 100% seriously but yeah you can say it pretty much anytime
Also there's the word "geil" which is used as "cool" or "awesome"
So if you like something you can just say "geil Alter"
geil can also mean horny or sexually attractive tho
>>735505724
>>735505724
No no it's fine sono that would be odd
CLAIMED THIS BEAUTY https://youtu.be/xP5MfjW9TuU
>>735505323
>locks your legs around yours and one arm and pulls them off
>>735505502
Of Course I didn't when am I ever lewd
>>735505503
No I just have seen all the stereotypical white girls go mad over it.
>>735505588
I am horrible at keeping track of this type of stuff
>>735505754
geil, good to know I will be down with the German kids in no time
haha so is on way of reading that as "sexy old one"
>>735506384
You're joking right?
>>735506384
>gets his legs and arms pulled off and dies
>>735506384
Heh yeah I'm making sure of that
That would be "geile Alte" (female version) or geiler Alter for a dude
when people say "geile Alte" they usually don't mean an old person tho, just a normal girl
You could call your gf "meine Alte" altho it isn't very polite and slangy
>>735506717
What me no?
>>735506780
>pulls off socks
>looks at you wondering why you are acting like you are dying
>>735507102
Ah I usually fined good pet names for my gfs and would never turn to that crap
>>735507456
>is totally dead and cannot be tickled anymore
Finally home
>>735507456
Yes you and totes