>Parents broke up last year, mom found out my dad was cheating

"I want to plow you with my cock really hard"

>>735470435
She dindunuffin, if you hate anyone for your dad cheating on your mom you should hate your dad. Don't be a dick to her, just remind your dad every day that he wasn't strong enough to be a good father. Couldn't put aside animal urges to keep a family together.

You know most of the time when HUSBANDS cheat they take their wedding ring off? Did you even think of him being the fucking bad guy instead of her? You're like the girl that beats the shit out of the girl ya man cheats on ya with, then stay with the man.

>>735470435
tits or GTFO

>>735470538
Reroll

Say "Fuck You!" and literally fuck her

>>735470551
He's still my dad. And that bitch fucking well knew that he was married. She's his fucking assistant at work.

I want to creampie you

>>735470435
Hey, can I see the pussy that was good enough to destroy my family?

>>735470667
Kekkest of keks

Don't do anything.
You have just reached the age that you have realized that your parents aren't magical superheroes. They are just fucked up human beings like you. It's a disappointing part of reality.

>>735470667
Savage 100%

>>735470634
You'll cringe hard at yourself as an adult. Just know that before you sperg out over a weird situation.

I also hope your dad beats you for being a little shit, but I'm sure he's a nu-male. It's the only reason you'd end up like this.

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>>735470634
Roll

>>735470700
So sayeth the DUBS

>>735470708
Lol shut the fuck up.

>>735470708
No one who has ever uttered the phrase "I hope your dad beats you" is someone with anything going for them in life. Period.

>>735470667
Roll

>>735470708
Holy crap you are a cynical fuck. Sorry your parents suck

>>735470435
Pls say she was atleast good looking otherwise fuck em both

>>735470792
>T. Nu-male

If my 14 year old son fucked with my girlfriend I'd give him a swift pop in the cheek.

Know why I've NEVER HAD TO DO THAT? FOR ANY REASON?

Because I'm not a garbage father.

>>735470667
Rawll

>>735470435
>>dubs decide what I say to her when I run into her in the kitchen

OP ignores DUBS....

>>735470827
>my parents suck because I was never stupid enough to fuck with my dad's girlfriend
>haha what you got disciplined as a kid? man sorry your parents were abusive HAHA

Do you also do whatever the fuck you want and act like a complete asshole before you're an adult with any concept of reality? Your dad should hit you too.

Say let me hit it from the back while my dad gets you from the front

>>735470885
So if you were a garbage father you'd beat your children...?

Don't worry, you'd make a garbage father. That much is clear.

>>735470700
>>735470744
And checked again. Welcome to life, OP. May your children, if any, have this much compassion.

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>>735470744
Roll

>>735470989
Can you read? Haven't had to beat my kid in 14 years because I raised him better than that. If he was that shitty, because I fucked up that badly, I would immediately course correct.

>t. millenialposter
>t. child psychologist
>t. oprah watcher

>>735470946
Top kek, you are one of those dipshits that preaches how to raise kids to anyone and everyone nearby and all they can think is, "Would you PLEASE fuck off and make your own family miserable?"

>>735470435
"sup bitch"

>>735471057
Top kek, you are 16.

Sounds like you just have to make an adult decision. Do you want to live peacefully or do you want war?

The damage is kind of already done, nothing you can do at this point is going to help the situation.

>>735471049
Course correct. Do you always have these fantasies about beating your children? It sure sounds like it. You're a sick person. Seek help.

OP dont say a fucking thing.

Eat a ton of baked beans for like a day.

Walk into the kitchen (for best acoustics) and FART so hard that you shit yourself. Casually leave and wash up.

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

>>735470435
Hitler did nothing wrong. Ooga booba nut.

morning skank

>>735471160
Reroll for fartpoop bombing her

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>735471150
I love that you're ignoring that I've never had to hit my child in order to call me an abuser for suggesting that what OP was going to do was completely vile and deserving of a pop.

>>735471025
Roll

"u better check urself b4 u reck urself"

>>735471275
Reroll

>>735471265
>completely vile
Oh no, he created a thread asking for dubs to tell him what to do!!!!

BETTER HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE

>>735471160
Do this but sit in her lap when she is sitting down

>>735471301
Roll

>>735471314
So I'm right, and you don't understand why it's vile. You needed better parenting.

r u my new mommy

>>735470435
Move out of home already ^you fucking faggot. As this board is for over 18's, it would appear you are a sponge and should kys.

boo hoo my dad ruined the illusion that parents stay together forever

least they arent dead like a Disney film

>>735471327
give her a big hug and poop yourself

u cucked me mum ur ded cunt

>>735471265
You're trying to call someone out as vile while suggesting a vile solution and irony for some reason is completely lost on you.

And I find it funny.

>>735471397
ROLL

>>735471314
>haha this really complicated thing is happening right now
>aahaha my dad is trying his best to make everything work out and make his life as well as mine as good as we can get
>hahahahah dubs decides how i fuck with his emotionally vulnerable GF LOL

And you're too much of a fucking sociopath to think about it for a second. Goddamn right you deserve to be hit in the mouth

>>735471358
You and everyone else in this thread seem like the type of faggots that actually believe morality is objective. Especially you. Well, I got news for you:

It's completely subjective.

hello miss whore

>>735470667
Roll

make me some bacon you useless cum dumpster

I tried to play with my mothers nipples last year because I was so horny
Basically she was lighting a candle in my room because I had been in bed for 76 hours without moving and had done some wet farts haha, so my bed smelled.
when she was bending i saw her erect nipples so i jumped up, put my hand in her shirt and grabbed her nipples, and told her 'oh mother, your nipples show your horniness and the candle has set the mood'. she got mad as fuck and made me sleep rough for 10 days.

>>735471364
Kekkest of keks

I am 20 and still in college. I cannot afford my own place, but thanks for the morals anon

I WILL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF

>>735471406
Hitting someone for being a dick isn't the same as actively fucking with YOUR FATHER'S love life and shitting on him when he tries to extend himself OVER YOUR OWN PATHETIC FEELINGS.
>>735471448
lol grind off those edges, kid. There's a reason why there are "so many people" saying this shit. You're a fucking child, or a manchild. Or a sociopath at absolute worst.

>>735470435
Attack your father

Top of the morning, loose legs.

Hey new mommy, will you make me some teddies? I saved up all my good boy points for some.

And if she says no shit on the floor

>>735471546
If you're 20, you're definitely too old for this shit. Grow the absolute fuck up, what the fuck? For my own personal sanity I choose not to believe you.

Fancy seeing you with your knickers on, you dirty slut.

>>735470435
Take a bucket of water and throw it at they if they are still sleeping

Fuck off, ball sucker.

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>>735471049
>t.
>t.
>t.

Surely you are a great father and not a cancer on society

>>735471420
>really complicated
>dad fucked around behind mom's back
>complicated

Alright.

>>735471566
Hitting your child is not okay. What planet do you live on?

What do you have to say for yourself, dirty whore?

Thanks for being a good influence, dick licker.

god what are you 12? just fucking get a girlfriend and cheat on her too, make your dad feel guilty about your ma dukes leaving and take cash from him you dumb faggot

Cheerio ya cheeky slag

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>>735471748
>>735471725
>>735471710
Put the bait down.

thanks for the soap opera shit skank

>>735470435
He
Not like
The Banana

Angry

Cat no like nana

I was still breastfeeding and Ma ain't around no more, help baby boy out a lil?

>>735471903
Roll for this

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>>735471933
CHECK THOSE DUBS OP!!!!!!!!!!!

>>735470435
Walk in to the kitchen wearing nothing but a towel and say "you've had the old bull, now time for the young calf"

Say it OP
Say it you reckless faggot

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>>735471888
FWIW, "beating-anon", I'd beat my child the second I found out he was posting a "dubs decides" thread.

This reminds me of "dubs decides what I say to my father on facebook" when anon's dad had just tried to reconnect with him and he sent him garbage about tendies and whatever the fuck.

Dad wants to get to know his son, gets tendies. This is that thread.

Yes, OP, you should get hit.

>>735470634
your dad had a power power position of her, doubt she initiated the cheating

>>735472030
and if I was your son I'd send your gay ass to the ER

>>735471448
>in college
>morality is subjective
ISLAM IS BAD, S-JEW. GROW THE FUCK UP

>>735472030
See your situation may require a beating but the OP's does not.

Marriage is a vow to stay faithful and his dad fucked that up. I love my mom, and I'm sure OP does too, so I'd be just as pissed as him that he hurt my momma so badly

>>735472248
He's not pissed at his dad, he's pissed at the "harpy who stole him away from my mommy, decide how i fuck with her"

"gosh dang succubus"

>>735472164
If you were me or beating anon's son I'm pretty sure 1: you wouldn't be a piece of human garbage, and 2: you might not be in this situation, since I've never cheated on my wife. I'll bet beating-anon hasn't either.

>>735470667
Roll for this

>>735470667
roll

>>735472292
Fair enough, but I still don't blame him for being angry and petty.

>>735470435
you're a fucking cuck op letting your life be ruined by another man who then parades his bitch around you and you are stupid enough to fall for the bait.

>>735472678
I mean, I agree.

>be angry and petty
>suck it up like an adult

This is what I expect from someone who claims to be 20. When I thought he was a KID I thought a little smack was appropriate.

Knowing that he's 20, and seeing shit like >>735472164 this? Seems like he never had a father, and that sucks, but I would crush him if he fucked with my girlfriend as a 20 year old.

>Get the fuck out of my house this instant
>Or I will violently physically remove you
>because I failed at raising you
>you deserve nothing

>>735472873
It really does seem different when a grown adult is dubs-deciding to fuck with a woman.

>>735470435
Nothing do not engage her at all. Act like she doesn't even exist. If she asks you a question don't answer her. She's nothing to you. Your problem is your dad not her.

>>735472873
I'd also kick my son right out if he did this. I wouldn't remove him myself, I'd just call the cops so he could get an arrest record too. Maybe you're a bigger man than me.

>>735473029
>>735472928
>>735472873
Anons, you don't understand: he's my dad. I'm ENTITLED to a place to live and fuck with my dad's life at TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD

>>735473085
BTW, morality is subjective which is why I get to judge the shit out of my dad for doing things I don't like while being an asshole. I'M the subject morality is subjective to.

>>735470435
IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED

>>735470435
I can see this clearly wasn't the thread you wanted. Maybe you should reexamine your motives, it seems like you think your shit doesn't stink when everyone in your house can smell it. Seems like you're not even going to close the door because you're so convinced it smells like roses.

>>735470435
just tell her to fuck off lol

>>735473166
I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING

also chekd

>>735470792
thanks to a lack of dads beating up their kids we have things like, genderfluid and tumblr now

>>735471057
>Top Kek
>being minor
>talking about parenthood
>TOP KEK

>>735471314
please go back to tumblr you fucking fagoot, you are too stupid anyways if you think a slap every now and then for fucking up big time is abusive and/or cripples the child in any way..your dad got his ass beat up like two times a week and he still takes care for your sorry ass and isnt emotional dead or fucked up

>>735470634
dayummmm but more your dads fault than your step mums fault dawg.

>>735470667
plz say this pLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ besides you should tell ur dad to fuck off eventually anyways

>>735471888
nice trips

also wouldnt you slap the fuck out of your child if its a tumblr cringe lord saying he has like 5 genders and hes a squirrle?

>>735470435
I'd be careful what you say considering you still live at home with one of your fucking parents. You're either underage b& or a fucking NEET loser.

Op here.

Update: she left. Talked to my dad, he agreed to not bring her over while i'm here too (for the record, i'm out of the house about 4 days a week)

>>735474173
Whatever bro. I'm 20 and in college, where the hell else am I supposed to live?

>>735473851
>being minor
That's not even English.

>>735474029
My dad didn't get beat. Sorry you think you can only discipline with pain, especially for your kids.

>>735473085
weak bait

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>>735470667
rollo

>>735474265
so how do you come to the conclusion that you have any idea about parenthood? bc youre in collage? bc you are 20 fucking years old without a fucking clue about live? i guess so

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>>735474270
>weak bait
>>735474247
>where else am i supposed to live?

YOU ARE SO FUCKING ENTITLED YOU LITTLE CUNTRAG

>>735474468
>creates thread hoping for support
>being an entiteld little shit
>seing /b/ is fucking him big time bc hes a little entiteld shit
>trying to defend his shit opinion
>"im 20 and in collage"

>>735470667
So close.

Roll

>>735474468
kill yourself

>>735474651
20 and in college. How does that equate to being entitled?

>>735474420
>bc you're in collage
Kek.

I'm not even the OP you sperg

>>735470435

Tell her to make you a sandwich

If you want to get back at your father, tell her that you and your father have planned to have a threesome with her for a long time. Make sure to include plenty of detail such as your dad wants to fuck her ass while you want to ram your cock down her throat.

Sell it convincingly, and she won't believe your father when she confronts him about it and will dump his ass.

Planting a seed of doubt is all you need to do to ruin things. It will grow on its own and will destroy their relationship.

>>735474651
RIGHT???? holy shit /b/ is a hellhole of millenials
>>735475028
IT'S THE WHOLE PICTURE, YOU MORON! YOU ACTUALLY HAD THE NUTS TO TELL YOUR DAD WHO YOU WERE COMFORTABLE WITH IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>735470667
ROOLLL

>>735470667
roll lol

"imma tear that pussy up tonight girl"

>>735470667
HOOOOLY SHIT DUDE, OMG

>>735470435
You kinda look like mom

>>735475091
>>735475013
>IT'S THE WHOLE PICTURE, YOU MORON! YOU ACTUALLY HAD THE NUTS TO TELL YOUR DAD WHO YOU WERE COMFORTABLE WITH IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>735470708
you are a fucking idiot.
this is obviously a stupid assistant blonde trying to fuck her boss to more get money and social status

>>735475938
>he brought her around his son
No, they're in a real relationship, you moron.

>>735475688
winrar

'FUCKING NORMIES! REEEEEEEEEE'

>>735470435
Similiar thing happened to me. I live with my mum tho but spend weekends with dad sometimes.
Mom even sugguested i make a move on her (dads chick) since she's closer to my age than he is.

>>735470667
this

>>735470667
Yes this

Rape her

>>735475013
>trying to defend his shit opinion
>"im 20 and in collage"

idiot

>>735475091
i just feel like so many people came over here from other websites thinking /b/ has to be like they think it has to be, spewing shit like gender equality or looking for support for their shitty view on the world, just to get fucked up

>>735470667
Roll 4 dis nigs

>>735470435
"I´m sorry im too spoiled to know that things in life dont always go the way i want, sorry for being a moron to you, i just cant get over the fact my father is a alpha male that gets pussy when he wants while i sit here and still think about the vag of my mum"

>>735477444
trips always over dubs