Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I require children! Who ever is next please come into the room!
Claim
>>735465351
Ah one the baby hunt I see, are you looking for a daddy or just some one to get you preggers
>>735464704 Firekeeper
mornings are shit, noon is a good time to wake up
Still here
and
>>735465270
Would hurt.
>>735465327
You are so lewd. Im just making you presentable
>>735464704 firekeeper
That;s good, because i need to save my energy so i can take over that castle~ ;p
I see, that is definitely something worth being so excited for!~
So, he might actually be hot enough to make a cup of tea~ ;p
Seriously, fuck those guys~
>>735464966 Holo
Don't worry, someone will cum along soon enough~
Post more~
>>735465066 Rory
Hmmm in that case i think i can forgive you.
>>735465540
>>735465468
Fill me up with your seed!
>>735465633
Why can't you help me out?
You are not your waifu
>>735465540
Yes and?
>>735465661
but this seed is for yuno
>>735465661
I'll do it.
Mash, if you're lurking come out.
>>735465661
Woah now you need to chill.
>>735465727
And I dont want that
>>735465661
Because i'm not ready to have kids yet~
>>735465729
Well what are you waiting for? Come over here~
>>735465727
You can spare some--
>>735465808
I need this, do not take this away from me!
>>735465851
I can raise them by myself, you only need to come around occasionally if you'd like!
>>735465409
Takane would be improved if she had a tan uwu
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>735464704 fire keeper
Meh I'll do it eventually
>>735464849 Yuno
One day we will. I just know it
I'm already sad
Beenpretty good. Hung out with friends now playing games
>>735464925 stupid pervert
You did not stupid! You're wrong like always! Just like I'll always hate you!
No i didn't stupid!
I do not! The complete opposite actually! I hate you and regret meeting you! Stupid!
Yeah but i like if this is it too
>I'm not yours nor am i a tsundere stupid!
No you will shut up!
Shut up!
>>735465440
you can have as many as you can squeeze from my dick
>tfw my husband got castrated by his step mother with a hammer
>>735465922
I like doing it in private...
I'm really stupid.
>>735466083
How tighly can I squeeze?
>>735466097
What do you mean private? You do not have to be ashamed of your relations with an immortal spirit!
>>735465808
Mmmmmmm ok
>>735465786
very low cut rem rem
>>735465922
If I did that we would both be dead
The way you are going about this you are only going to attract the worst type of mate
>>735466026
Maybe if technology comes along enough but that wont be for a while
Sweet what did you do with them?
>>735466204
Why is that tigger?
>>735466204
y tho
>>735465922
Post your discord~
>>735465922
Im not just pm maybe?
>>735466097
He got nailed
>>735466271
I don't understand
>>735466260
as hard as those holes can
>>735466260
It has to be in private
>>735466372
Is that a joke?
Because you hit it on the head.
>>735464849
Very well, ye shall be known as Tea Yuno or BritYuno and I will be TexasYuno, or YouKnow as I've always been called
>>735464925
Am back~
>>735466372
you were showing a lot of the goodies
>>735466471
I like to hammer in some jokes here and there.
>>735466502
*best You Know
>>735466503
No
>>735466271
>>735466274
A lot of bad life decisions.
I should also be asleep right now, but no matter how tried I get, I can't stop thinking.
>>735465922
Hmm that is a tempting offer...i'm sorry but i have to think about it!
>>735466026
Saying things like that only proves i'm right~
Well it's the truth so~
You don't need to hide it anymore you know~
Don't think i've heard that one.
> You are both, just as you wanted~
Should i though~?
> Sexy leg~
Post boobs~
>>735466502
Welcome back. So what're you gonna do now, destiny?
>>735466502
Or you can be Faggot Yuno and him Less Gay Yuno
>>735466271
I have full faith in my child rearing techniques!
>>735466315
Holo#3360
>>735466326
Huh?
>>735466471
Holo#3360
>>735466578
I am only fertile on select days of the year, make your mind up quickly!
>>735466615
Like do it in private you know?
>>735465941
No. Just no.
>>735465259
Nigga you what
>>735465311
Spotify?
>>735465633
Good to know.
>>735466571
dont worry taiga, i make all bad decisions too
>>735466673
Would you like to help out?
>>735466559
YouKnow it~
>>735466578
Sadly no, my psnplus ran out.. I will either play Halo 5 or Oldschool Runescape
>>735466719
Saw a nigga dressed as a gender bent Rory at the con
>>735466571
shit happens take a cold shower and you'll sleep fine
>>735466502
Well I'm actually a welshman so dragon Yuno or miner Yuno would be more fitting
Ow one of my best friends is from texas! but she hasn't been back since she was a kid
>>735466559
I could see a lot of top bewb
>>735466571
Wow sounds like some thing heavy happened, did you argue with someone close?
>>735466615
yes but genetics always play a large factor
>>735466854
so how was that kiss-shot cosplayer?
>>735466271
God i hope so
Played games and watched ufc fights that were on
What did you do today?
>>735466578
It does not stupid!
It is not!
I'm not hiding anything! I hate you and wish i never met you!
It's pretty rad
>I'm neither! Just as i like it
Yes! Stupid!
>perv
How does it surprise you that I'm never warm to you?
Finally on PC now, n00t pls don't ban ;-;
>>735465486
Truth has been spoken
Besides, working longer nights is awesome. Peace, quiet, all the good stuff. Besides, it's dark, and dark is nice for the eyes!
>>735465633
>check
First you would have to roll your way over here~ ;p
Hell yeah!~ Besides, it also means more time here~
I'll wait for your next playthrough~ ;p
Oh believe me, you haven't seen the best stuff yet~
>>735466026
Alrighty
>Also, nice tattoo~
claiming this adorable little autist
>>735466837
I guess? You seem to have quite a few lined up
>>735466756
Yaay \o/
Oh wait, that's not a good thing...
>>735466918
I'll give that a go. Getting desperate.
>>735466939
I wish that was the case.
>>735467141
yea ive been nocturnal for a few years now, so much better at night, nobody else is awake so dont have to deal with anyone
>>735467260
Holo#3360
>>735467287
at least we both have super cute waifus
>>735467347
Well maybe later I cant right now
>>735467083
Tere getting close tay was pretty cute
Well I have gotten up and logged on to waifu that is it so far
>>735467176
Hello autist
>>735467287
ow dam sounds like things rely hit the fan. Do you want to tell me about it?
>>735467473
Do you guys just circle jerk all night and talk about your waifus?
>>735467460
Fine! Be that way, you don't know what you're missing out on!
>>735466615
Ahhh this is too much pressure...
>>735466854
Oh that sucks.. Those are good choices.
>>735467083
Sure sure~
It's at least 60% truth~
Now i know that one is a lie.
I'll give it a listen.
> well you sure act like it~
Alright alright, my lips are sealed~
> You showed it~
Because i tried everything and it never really works...
>>735467141
Oh don't worry, i'll roll all over your country~ ;p
That;s always a good thing~
Please, now that i know where everything is i'll just walk right through no problem~ ;p
Oh i head a feeling, the deeper i go the more lube i wish i had brought~
>>735467551
No we mainly chat about every thing but waifus do come up fairly comely
>>735467623
I can help relieve that pressure!
>>735467299
>dubs of truth
exactly. Besides, thinking is better at night. More creative, and personally I have way more energy at night than during the day
Oh, and you can suck on peoples' blood without anyone noticing, that's also pretty nice
>>735467623
Just try not to crush me in the process, I don't want to become a pancake for you to eat later on~ ;p
~
Oh really? Well... Let's just wait until HE comes around... Hehe~~
You have the right feeling honey~
>>735466939
Call yourself which ever you like~
>>735466989
She has quite the titties
>>735467623
Indeed~
>>735467141
It'll probably be gone when i go to get it honestly
>well it's not exactly a tattoo, it's a guild mark but it's pretty similar to a tattoo
>also you're a perv
>>735467176
Nice claim
Also she's not autistic she's adorably special
>>735467473
What are your plans for today then?
>>735467623
It's 0% truth!
You wish it was! Perv!
Huey Lewis has some pretty rad stuff
>i do not!
Stupid!
>I didn't think i need to hide it. But clearly i do
Then you go and say "post boobs" like a pervert. Of course I'm going to be hostile
>>735466854
So anything go down over at Sheraton or wherever it was this year?
>>735466939
Don't look
>>735467997
i dont even really wake up until the sun goes down
>>735468007
you got a pic for me?
Cold shower was cold. My water can apparently get very very cold...
>>735467382
We're compensating with waifu cute. Neat.
>>735467473
Shit has been hitting that fan for a long time. I got a massive mess to clean up.
Not really, thanks for asking though.
>>735468007
Pussy ass waifu you got there.
>>735468043
Well.. Too bad I guess
>What is the difference? Does it appear magically or something?
>Am not!
>but that butt is qt
>>735468048
Fort worth convention center, Lots of normies but at least some got the crowd going like one blasted Cupid Shuffle and everyone got together to suffle
>>735468116
I'll pm it, can't be bothered to connect my phone to my computer and upload everything
>>735468007
Dragons are cool!
>>735468048
>averts gaze
>>735468144
Well if you ever need to talke I will be happy to and I am good at keeping a secret
>>735468043
Well I am currently playing a kids game to try and get a hat in tf2 haven't though of much after that
>>735468144
seems pretty healthy to me
>>735468299
i'll be waiting
>impatiently
>>735468430
If we're talking euro dragons are, asian is meh
>>735468458
Sent ;)
>Unleashes mating call.
Holo#3360
>>735466854
I saw a Rory when I went to PAX last year. Pic very related.
>>735467940
Oh my~
>>735467997
I'll try but no promises, after all you know us Americans aren't very concerned about collateral damage~ ;p
You mean the big bad dragon that has everyone so scared~? ;p
Gotta give it to them though, they made it feel a lot more like DS1 than the base game~
>>735468007
Gonna do the same stuff on Runescape as last time?
>>735468043
50% minimum~
Well yeah, it would be kinda awkward if it wasn't.
Are they still around?
> Totally do~
> No you don't~
Well even when i didn't do that you were still kinda hostile. I really do want you to be warm to me..
>>735468526
not bad, not bad at all
>>735468526
This is welsh dragon in the folk laws he is sleeping under a mounting
>>735468299
PM some pics to me
Dutche$s#4205
>>735468299
I was thinking they'd play the German version of Caramelldansen or some shit
Which I would want tbh
>>735468430
Better
>>735468563
Did you smash?
>>735468577
On Halo 5, gonna be a bit rusty
>>735468625
Indeed, kinda wish I smashed
>>735468705
Yea that's the dragon I'm thinking of
>>735468790
Caramelldansen is ancient yo
>>735468252
Yeah. I'll try to remember though
>not really, it's sort of like a magical tattoo. It doesn't go on magically it has some sort of significants thouig. you'd have to watch the show honestly
>you are too
>but that butt is qt
>deffinetly a perv
>>735468430
Tf2 is pretty great. I don't think i could spend a day playing it though. Hearts of iron though i probably could
>>735468577
>dubs
0% maximum
Well it is, i hate you!
Huey Lewis and the News? Maybe. They're older so maybe not
>no i don't stupid!
>i think i do, since there's so many pervs around
Well maybe if you weren't a pervert all the time! Well then don't be a stupid pervert and just blatantly say "post boobs" that's something i expect from shit posters.
>>735468858
What's wrong with that?
>tfw English trash dub is more popular than the original
>>735468430
Cool cool, will try to remember that.
>>735468458
Even if it's not healthy, who cares?
Healthy stuff is boring.
>>735468858
Stop ignoring me -_-
>>735469027
Just sayin, wouldn't expect anything from the ancient age of anime
>>735469111
I barely know you
Bunny waifu is best waifu.
>>735469090
true healthy stuff sucks, why would anyone wanna be healthy and live longer
>what a great gif
>>735469161
Still.
Send A-kon pics bruh
>>735469164
>RWBY
>good.
Kek
>>735469263
Nah
>>735469161
You say that, but you don't really acknowledge the stuff that's older than it.
>>735468858
You know i've actually never played Halo before. Have fun~
>>735468989
I think your gauge is busted~
Hmmm i don't think so~
Yeah, i know they were big in the 80's.
> You can't fool me~
> That;s a fair point i suppose.
So dial it back a little more? Yeah you've got a point there, i could've been more delicate.
>>735468790
So how have you been rem?
>>735468858
He is currently asleep recovering from his wounds from killing the other dragons or that is how the storey goes.
>>735468989
Yes I am depressingly good at medic even tho it isn't my favourite class. Never hired of that what is it like?
>>735469090
Good good :)
So one lighter note played any good vidya lately
>>735469325
Meh
>>735469363
Oh boy you missed out big time
>>735469369
I see
>>735468563
Well she got the shitty part down
>>735469369
I'm alright, you?
>>735469410
Besides, who wouldn't want to see a band of idiots dancing to that song?
>>735469600
>>735469600
Do you want to cringe?
>>735469410
That's what i've heard, but i never had an Xbox so eh.
>>735469678
Yes.
>>735469795
You poor soul
Nigga you cray
>>735469410
Ah love that gif
So yeh fun little storey hu?
>>735469600
I ok trying to get hats in tf2 atm
>>735469441
eye patches are cute
>>735468858
I did not. 30 minutes walk to my hotel and no money for a taxi would have killed any mood.
>>735469519
Well I wonder which one you are.
>>735469363
It is not!
You can deny it all you want~
i don't know my friends are the fans of him. I like him too but they like him more
>stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
And maybe if you were more delicate and asked nicely maybe you would've got something, but now you're not getting anything.
>>735469369
I'm best as scout but i play a lot of mann vs mechine so I'll usually play heavy or sniper or something
It's a fun game. Basically a world war 2 strategy game. You can basically either go down the historical path or just mess with history
>i.e turning Switzerland fascist and invading france as part of the axis
>>735469927
wut
>>735469883
I prefer this gif tbh
That was an interesting story
>>735469927
Rip
Couldnt smash this Rory casue um.. you know.. it's a dude
>>735469995
>implying it being a dude matters
>>735469678
I want to have fun
Oh and did those guys I talked about with the musical instruments pop up?
>>735469883
It's difficult
>>735469976
Ran, Dio, random thot or Kurumi.
>>735469995
Honestly the Sylvanas she was chatting with would have been a better smash.
>>735469857
Embrace the cringe!
>>735469945
Trust me, i'm an engineer~
Aren't you the one who's in denial here~?
Hmm Wikipedia says they're still active.
> Cutie~ Sexy~ Beautiful~
You're right, i'm sorry. I won't just demand like that next time.
>>735470085
God made adam and eve not adam and steve
>Although he did have pretty smooth skin
>>735470098
Eh anime is a huge cringefest so fuck it, they're having fun
The drum guys? Cause at the end they fucking did Naruto with the flute included
>my god the nostalgia tho when it wasnt ninja jesus mode
>>735470141
That would have been the closest you have to smash Rory tho
>>735470338
Already embraced the musk
>>735470344
Not the same people, but that was interesting
>>735470344
But there's homosexuality in nature. Also in Ancient Rome you were seen to be cool if you fucked a dude in the ass. But if you were the bitch it was frowned upon.
>>735468577
>check
Yeah, I kinda heard about that~
Naaaaaaaah, I mean someone who... Ah, you'll see..... Maybe~ ;p
I know, right? Damn, the DLC is so sweet, the difficulty level is finally there, the lore is great, bosses are interesting and areas are finally memoriable and worth exploring, definitely worth my money~
>>735468989
I could teach you how to play properly then~
>I plan on watching it on vacation, but(t) sounds nice~
>nuh-uh
>just stating the facts
>>735468116
almost missed the post, try to make that (You) look bigger
Damn I wish I could do that too. School during the day is the worst thing that could happen to mankind
>>735470422
They were interesting, only flaw is trying to get the crowd to intereact by having out shout whatever it is they want us to shout
>>735470468
If I had to be a queer, I better damn well be the one doing the fucking
>>735470385
Did you see me there?
>birds starting to make noise outside
and thats my cue for sleep
night everyone
>>735470474
>>735470474
>>735470474
>>735470474
>>735470474
boop
>>735470468
True, but luckily enough the cannot reproduce in nature. That's not the case with humans...
>>735470344
Pretty much. There were many good cosplays, including a genderbent Graf and a genderbent Star Guardian Lux. Though for me the absolute best were 2 Space Marines who were escorting their daughter to her first PAX. She commented that she felt bad that her parents were cooler than her.
>>735470532
Were you a smelly fuck?
>>735470562
Good night
>>735470598
No I was dressed as Josuke -_-
>>735470585
Shit happens
>>735470632
Um there were a shit load of Jouskes tho
>>735470657
Wait what day did you go
>>735470632
Salty Euro Tenten in an Amerifat convention?
>>735470585
>genderbent
Are people this insecure about their sexuality that their can't crossdress?
>>735470717
Mate I went there since Thursday, I won't be there tomorrow
>>735470736
Wrong guy, doofus
>>735470385
Isn't it just lovely?
>>735470474
Hmmm now you've got me curious~
Ahh just like old times... Luckily for me i got the Fire Fades Edition so i didn;t need to shell out any money for the DLC~
>>735470338
You're a stupid pervert is what you are
Not at all! Stupid!
I mean he's still alive so I'd imagine. I mean chuck berry was in his 90s still doing shows so anything's possible
>shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
I mean you can but you won't get anything. You know that was pretty disrespectful. I think you should show me how sorry you are.
>>735470474
I probably wouldn't play it even if i got it
>right right. It sort of explains it in the show but over a long period of time
>yes you are pervert
>if you weren't a pervert you wouldn't be looking
>>735470776
Who were you dressed as?
>>735470793
There NEEDS to be a rule for decent HYGIENE
Axe showers do NOT count
>>735470901
One of the 9000 Kiritos
>>735470747
No. This was guys being 100% secure. Look at this and tell me he isnt a balls out man.
>>735470789
We have 2 Tentens.
>>735471040
The glitter beard makes that a ten out of fucking ten
>>735470826
A perverted engineer~
See? Totally in denial~
Damn that's pretty old to be doing shows.
> One more......Cutie~
It;s better to ask nicely in any case. Yeah i know.. Of course i will, but how should i do it?
>>735470921
I would rather smell BO than Axe tbh.
>>735471189
Niggas need old spice
>>735471163
He was as good as the T-rex sailor scouts who danced in a Kinect game.
>>735469945
A scout is my second worst after demo and I love me some mvm to. Oh that dose sound like an interesting concept, finally there is a solution for the Jewish problem
>>735469995
I like this one it is pretty simple
I like the true ones best like when a bunch of welsh house wifes sore off a small nazi infiltration party with pots and pans
>>735470098
Well I have just got 2 form playing f2p games with promotional items and I have also scraped a load of weapons to make 4 ref witch I think i will buy a brown bomber with
>>735471260
Old spice is the way to go.
>>735471353
Can't help but think of the abridged scene with that gif lol
>>735471781
Hell yeah mang
>>735471911
haven't actually seen the abridged of mirai nikki I probably should
>>735472034
It's unfinished, it's no DBZA but still pretty funny imo
>>735470562
That's more like it
Good..night? Sleep tight
>>735470793
Hehehe... Trust me, you'll love this~
Old times? So, you're using your map again~? ;p
And damn, that's sweet, didn't know you got both the DLC's. Mostly because I never heard you mention playing the first one~
>>735470826
But hey, it's free, that's what matters
>So, it's a kinda magical tattoo that does magic things, is probably important and is located near qt butt, got it
>nope, am not, you are
>who said I was looking?
>>735472078
I will put it on my to watch list
>>735472222
Quads confirm for Mirai Nikki Abridged~
It got quiet.
>>735471911
>>735472266
Tfw the last episode released was almost 2 years ago...
>>735472221
> One off
Oh boy i have a bad feeling about this~
Pfft i wish~ I promised myself no maps on the first playthrough~ ;p
Yup, i'm glad i waited to get it~ Really? I beat the first one a few days ago~ I could've sworn i told you~
>>735472621
Time for YouKnow to go night night
>>735472622
No way, Zero Q recently made a video saying episode 12 is on it's way and...
>Checks video
NANIIIIIII?????
>>735472621
But cozy
>>735472740
8 months ago...
>>735472740
Night night
>>735472750
It is cozy.
>>735472740
You better sleep boyo.
Night night thread
>>735472841
HORY SHIEEEET
Nighty night
>>735472845
Night brother
>>735472864
Am now, night aussie
>>735472890
Gnight.
Its quiet, but too quiet for cozy.
>>735474026
Rory stop trying to make a ruckus
>>735474085
Im not though.
>>735474308
Oh. My bad that's what I thought you wanted
>>735474493
No, I want to be cozy in thread. Im the silly beeni, not the stupid beeni.
bumpo
>>735474976
Why not make the first step in the right direction instead of waiting for others
You want a cozy thread, then make this thread so
Watching Mlrai Nlkki Abridged it is pretty funny
2xbumparoo
we are number 1
hey
hey
We did it reddit