It's my 35 birthday! Roast me!currently doing blow in a

Not even one reply? Thats fucked up /b/

happy bday /b/ro have a good one

>>735444781
Happy birthday bro

Happy Birthday /b/rother
Roast: All those drugs and cigs took a toll. You look 55 mate, not 35,

>>735444781
Pic of the gf with timestamp first.

>>735445933
This. Then you get the attention you crave.
Also checked

how about you send some pics of the girl and I won't forward this post about doing blow in a hotel to Air Plus in Charleston SC?

Old pic, nice try, that file name.
Girlfriend? Would smash.
Retry with timestamp.

>>735447426
Assuming he works there

Just show us your cock already.

She is asleep dumbass

Horrible at roasting people/b/fagS

>>735447869
And? What's stopping you taking a picture of a sleeping chick.

>>735445804
Bullshit. I get carded for smokes all the time.

>>735448601
That's the mother of my children

>>735448857
but you know the rules...

>>735449052
Asking to roast me is understandable. I think I have proven myself

U look like U suffer from white guilt

>>735448857
No time stamp, no proof pic of the gf. I call bullshit on your story.

>>735447608

He used a picture from inside his work van. Unless you know companies that let you wear other companies gear. He's also blowing the coke with a piece of copper a/c from the looks of it. Fellow tin knocker here, that's his work.

I mean he can test it and not take the pics. Maybe he doesnt work there and theyll just get pics of some anonymous guy wearing one of their work shirts. He knows if he works there or not, it's really up to him. Tit's or GTFO

Ok... so nudes are out.

Happy birthday /b/ro! My birthday was yesterday and I turned 36! Enjoy it

>>735444781
You look like you would snark when I say God Bless You when you sneeze cuz you would be that type of Atheist-Lacosta wearing-Pube beard having pool cleaning bastard anyways have a great birthday and best of luck with the Mrs. And wat not

And nowhere near sc... btw

>>735449630
Thanks/bro

>>735449893
No problem (^-^)b

>>735449738

Thank you, it only could have been one of two places. Looks like Port Salerno Florida it is.

Happy birthday faggot. Know that your girlfriend is out of your league, and if I had the chance I'd order room service right now. Corn on the cob. I'd grease it up real nice with the complimentary butter packets, and wake up that blonde hamwallet with a cobbing she'll never forget. I'd get a baked potato on the side to eat after while I watched her cry.
>it's my fucking birthday, bit-coin

>>735449628
Happy birthday

>>735444781
Your gf is 12, shes in the back of the van.

>>735450561
>Looks
Closer

>>735450798
Shhhhhhhh!!!!!

>>735450573
Bahahahahahahahhahaha! Why do you think she is sleeping already?

Scott Hixon getting an email unless wild tits appear

>>735444781
OP is not aging well. I hear blow makes you look younger... Keep up the solid work, faggot.

>>735451196
I didn't think you were my personal army?

You want tits?

>>735451108
Perfect. Now is your chance to bask in your potato glory. Take a line. Smell some roses... Take the used cob and eat it. Post pics.

>>735451449
Is this a fucking question? If you want to whore, go to /soc/. Tits or gtfo if you have a hot piece asleep. Share your fucking birthday with us, faggot.

>>735451196
He wouldn't care anyway. I'm not on the clock and this post will be down any second.

>>735451979
again... look at the OP and roast me.

>>735452234

Maybe, maybe not. The pics are saved, the thread is capped. Hope some little old lady or a GC doesn't contact them about missing money/materials and request drug testing for all employees. Is it worth risking when it all could go away with a few quick pics?

>>735452337
The problem is, my faggot friend, that you had very little allure on your own, so you felt the need to boost your ego by providing a pic of your piece. Now you must deliver.

>>735444781
Pretty much roasted yourself. You're doing blow in a hotel room while your gf sleeps and you're bragging about it on /b/. Loser.

>>735452994
Deliver I did

>>735453220
Happy birthday faggot. Blow, alone? Show us the CORN. I'd show your girl a better time...

>>735447426
Not nice! It's his birthday!!

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>>735453965

>>735454112
Hey now

>>735448108
What am I look at?

>>735454224
Not for you obsolete being.

>>735454112
I am smiling over your tits!

>>735454317
Ok. Weird white fag.

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>>735454112

>>735454702
They call me round eye

>>735444781
Happy birthday, /b/ro! 35 and top of the world!

>>735454817
Damn. Posted upside down. Like I'd be on your girlfriend.

>>735454817
Everyone always says she is out of my league

>>735448108 wtf. how do you find blow? Cant ever get good coke here in FL. lucky

I have been with her for 21 years.

>>735447361
You look like her father

youre cute id suck your dick

>>735455079
Birthday is a special occasion. I can find but it's expensive.

>>735455145
Thanks. New whore

>>735455145
Tits or gtfo

>>735454817
Shes not into chicks

<What happened to roasting me???

Bored with this thread. The only one who railed me was the anon that spotted my boss. Good show

By just being on 4chan, you've already done the worst thing possible to yourself, so I don't think roasting is necessary. But still, Happy Birthday!

No fucks givin

>>735456408
Well Thank you!