Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, I need to fap
>>735440952
That is fair, ive been distracted as well
Still here
and
>>735441677
Wonder what happens if I solve it.
https://youtu.be/9g-vyrGKGWM
I think this bread's a little burnt
>>735441938
we might never know^^
>>735441976
are you doing better?
>>735441976
Been a while since ive listened to Elliot Smith.
>>735442047
Whats wrong with a little bit of burnt bread?
>>735442047
Show Rory a pic. They love burning bread I think.
>>735442069
Thats fine as long as it doesnt stop.
>>735440101
D.va is a Thot Patrol Officer!
Stop resisting arrest!
bah
>>735442047
How so? I don't normally make threads
>>735442069
I'm still tired idk why I'm always tired
>>735442238
I used to not like him, but he's grown on me
>>735442429
-_-
>>735442341
A thot wont catch a thot thats not how it works
>>735442376
Post the one where she's snugging the guy and he comments on how she smells like cigarettes
>>735442238
Depends on if it's garlic bread
>>735442244
Only Gluten free bread
>>735442341
D.va is not only a shit tier tank, but a thot too
>>735442472
It shows, it took forever to bake
Aaayase?
i am reaching out for all i am
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>735442687
Still they may be an expert
>>735442687
>he says claiming a shitty idol
You're under arrest!
>>735442496
Good thing D.va isn't a thot!
>>735442472
Yeah it was one of those that grows on you.
>>735442687
I want some garlic bread now...Kind of hungry.
>>735442861
Hello love annon.
>>735442861
Kanna <3 <3 <3
>>735442861
Hi love anon.
>>735442909
Youre funny.
>>735442928
howdy friend! how are you?
>>735442950
don't I wish <3 how are you though?
>>735442472
sorry to hear :(
>>735442244
lood
>>735442861
Evening LoveAnon
hello
>>735443041
Heh sorry. I was thinking of taking a shower.
>>735442909
Nice token kawaii desu gamer girl XD
Why not throw one of her cringey "relatable" quotes out while you're at it?
>>735442928
There's always time for Garlic bread
>>735443112
perfection <3
>>735443023
I am ok, how about yourself?
>>735442961
hello hello how are you Tomo <3
>>735443066
hello Just Taiga! have you been well?
>>735443248
I'm doing my best!
>>735443371
Sitting. Was thinking of showering.
>>735443193
yes, get nice and squeaky clean
>>735443472
you should do it!
>>735442861
You don't love me
Aaaaaaaayase?
>>735443499
>>735443623
Alright after whoever is in it gets out ill go get naked and pour water on myself.
>>735443649
I love everyone you nerd <3
>>735443717
hooray!
>>735443199
Im going to make me a sandwich for I have no toaster or garlic. So just bread.
>>735443472
Showers are a good thing to take.
>>735443371
That is fantastic, all anyone can ask.
>>735443371
Yes and no.
Not really sure anymore. I'll just have to wait and see what happens.
>>735443717
:3
take pics
>>735442341
>>735443751
Yeah will get clean
>>735443763
That they are its just a matter of when to take them
>>735443946
Nice
>>735443199
Well at least her design is more original than "le gothik loli guise"
You know what you should throw out? Your waifu, she's absolute trash.
>>735443763
How do you not have a toaster?
>>735443751
I'm not a nerd
You don't love me
AAAAAAAAAAAyaseee?
>>735443781
ah... that doesn't sound that good, hon. I hope whatever happens is positive.
>>735444098
I do though.
>>735443946
Lewd, a cute but lewd.
>>735444085
Last one caught fire...Been too cheap to buy a new one.
Claiming the new main character of N. Sane Trilogy
>>735444036
Lewd
>>735444165
You can't prove it
>>735444079
She's so original she copies her design from every Mecha anime character
But that's the kind of simple mindedness I'd expect from a D.va player, after all, Blizzard had to remove her ult's self damage because that made it too complicated to use for her drooling fanbase
>>735444191
Use the stove then
>>735444165
Yeah, sadly there's no way of knowing if it is, if it will happen at all, and if so, when.
>>735444457
I love all people <3
man I slept for like 13 hours, how am I still this tired
hey guys
claim
>>735444513
I mean... I didnt think of that
>>735444566
Except me
>>735444513
Ok I wont protect Dvas character because its pretty trash and half of her backstory sucks blizzards dick but sometimes to get that ult where it needed to go you would die to. Besides they are removing all self damage it looks like. They already did junkrat so they only really need to do tracer and pharah
>>735441897
Just hit my promos
Will do those tomorrow
AAAAAAaAAAaaaaaaaaaayase?
>>735444748
Sachi fuck off
>>735444554
well, I'll be here pulling for you as best I can.
>>735444586
hello little fuzzy friend!
>>735444748
nah, like, every living thing.
>>735444790
Thats cool.
Well im going to bed, good night all.
>>735444298
balls
>>735445184
Um what?
>>735444928
So I'm not living?
>>735445094
Goodnight
>>735444785
Considering the huge blast radius, it needed a downside
Now it can't kill you and once it detonates you can just call another down
D.va is the most entry level character in the game
ÀaAaaaaaaaaaaAAAaAaAaaaaaayase?
>>735445305
nothing
>>735441804
nice hair
>>735444513
>>735444785
I'm not dignifying either of these with a response
AaaaaAaaAAaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaayase?
>>735444688
The stove is a wondrous creation not many people know how to use
>>735445622
Get BTFO, Thot
>>735445730
Nah, you're brain is too tiny to comprehend what I was going to say anyway.
3 more months until Symbiosis comes out... These are the times I wish I had a time machine.
>>735445418
Nah teams have gotten a brain for how it works and if the downside is it has a decent chance to remove you from the fight then why play dva over others? I'd rather those entry tanks be there because it helps people actually learn the game.
>>735445473
Oh it was something
>>735445510
Hi
>>735445622
You did by giving you.
>>735445339
yes, you are <3 that's why I'm including you in the everyone that I love!
best gun girl
EeeeeeEeEeeeeeeeeeeeeesayA?
>>735445918
But that's just not true
>>735445868
nope
>>735445994
I don't think your friend's here </3
>>735446045
it is, though! I love everyone!
>>735445820
I'm sure it was as complex as D.va's character
>>735445868
I don't know why you'd use an ability that wipes objectives
Especially when it combos with the rocket boost so you'd be out of the blast radius anyway
>this thread
You know gasai
>>735446083
I think you wanted to see them
>>735446174
I really don't think anything you do should kill you like that except genji
Claim
>>735445868
Quilz snugs
>>735446132
He's just ignoring me :(
It isn't. You love everybody except me
>>735446321
L-LEWD
>>735446121
Fag lol
>>735446121
Wew lad
AAAAAAyase?
>>735446310
see what
>>735446459
What do you mean anon?
AAAAAAAAYAAAAASEEEEE
I see whole lot of shitty waifus, not a whole lot of cool boy husbandos
>>735446705
You should probably swallow, letting saliva gather up like that in your mouth isn't good for you.
>>735446901
>waifu thread
>expecting to see husbandos
Oh you
>>735446257
I don't know gasai
>>735446310
Nothing really has the kill potential of Self destruct, in an instead you can wipe a team with no real warning if done right
But maybe Overwatch is too casual for me
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayase
>>735446426
No quilz all out
>>735446638
Heh never mind my mistake
>>735447008
As long as you have a Reinhardt that has his head screwed on you should be fine. I feel Hanzo gets much better wipes because of zarya combo.
>>735446901
Shit taste fam
>>735446989
No worries he knows how to swallow
>>735447008
*pinches butt as you pass*
>>735446819
hi
>>735447121
hurry up and give me what i waaaaant
>>735446819
>>735447279
>>735447135
S-STILL LEWD~
I feel like Attack on Titan could've been passable if they didn't go with making the main character a Titan
>>735447121
It's not hard to wipe if Zarya is around, that's what her ult is for
And again, you can boost self destruct to come from above
>>735447254
Unacceptable
>>735447254
What does this mean???
Is it dome bizarre /a/ meme???
>>735447121
better call your dealer
>>735447332
Get that out of here
>>735447373
The purest form of lewd.
>>735447332
L-lewd!
>>735447453
>watching Toonami
Shaking my head
>>735447524
You must be watching it if you know what's on
>>735447600
Sh-shut up!
I'm only watching it because I missed Samurai Jack!
>>735447279
I'm sorry but you have to wait till Monday for that.
>>735447453
And? Reinhardt aims up. She has a pretty shit ult. At least not make it kill herself
>>735447515
You mean walk into any store.
>>735447332
lewd x-x
>>735447704
okayy fine
>>735447453
It would have admittedly been cooler if they just stuck to humans vs titans, instead of "LOL WE TITANS NOW TOO BOIS"
>>735447521
H-how can you do that w-with someone you haven't even kissed?!
>>735447691
How was it?
>>735447779
Y-You're in love with me? I love you too, anon...
>>735447810
I would kiss him al over
>>735446901
Fuck off Barry
>>735447524
>>735447779
you two should do this
>>735447951
Are you gay for Rohan?
>>735447887
t-thank you
>>735448053
>
>>735448053
Gross
>>735447691
EXPOSED
>>735447704
He aims up, then his team dies, he doesn't, his team dies
Shields hard counter a lot of ults, it's kinda their purpose
>>735447810
But they have to be titans too because it's so kewl guys
Thread lewdness is reaching critical mass, I have to retreat for now.
>>735448130
Who isn't
>>735448250
He can probably look up at an angle and besides even with him doing that dva is lucky if she gets two kills
>>735448282
I'm gay for Yukako tbh
>>735447704
sure that too
>>735448470
Don't stick dick in crazy
>>735448470
>Implying ur a real grill
>>735448415
Again, boosted self destruct, it's now behind Reindhart
Or behind the defenders that don't have Reindhart
But it has one viable counter, so better not give it any downsides at all
>>735448581
Well when rohan opened up Koichi and Okuyasu's face it gave me nightmares.
But I want to marry Yukako because she'd love me no matter what.
>>735448582
nice hair uwu
>>735448521
Nobody deals in NyQuil silly.
>>735448757
It works as well as mccrees ult. Just use the patented gtfo strat
>>735448900
You're not Koichi tho
Crazy is what gives me nightmares
>>735449095
So a remote bomb that can be launched into the air, removing the warning indicator is just as effective as the ability where you move slowly, need to maintain line of sight, and have a limited time to use it?
Ok
>tfw you thought he was a she and became your waifu
>>735449553
Yeah both of their ults suck about as hard as each other. Soldiers will always be better and so will Hanzo
>>735449095
well not too late to start
>>735449760
You must be severely casual
Soldier and McCree are countered by shields, D.va's matrix, and Genji's deflect
Hanzo' is fairly easy to avoid, and can be deleted by D.va is she's close enough, and deflected by Genji if he's point blank
But the massive nuke is just as bad because Reindhart blocks it, so it's negated if everyone hugs their knight-bro
Hello everyone.
>>735450371
I'm saying compared to mccree and dva soldiers and Hanzos suck
>>735451205
You said the exact opposite thing
>>735451158
Hai :3
>>735451291
Woops sorry that was rushed switch them around I am retarded.
>>735449554
Anything really wrong with that?
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
It's far too late for me to still be awake
>>735451402
Soldiers ult is barely any better than McCree's
But you can believe that McCree's ult, the most situational and overly nerfed ult in the game is on the same tier as the throwable bomb with a massive blast radius
>>735451344
Hiya. How are you?
>>735451734
Hello Juvia. How are you?
>
>>735452087
Good, I was watching Tokyo Ghoul on Toonami.
You?
>>735452363
Nice that's a great show. I'm good, playing some Dark Souls 3.
>>735452087
Hanako!
>
I noticed you were late...
You're lucky i wasn't here...
>>735452087
>>735452731
Well actually i wasn't, i was just waiting for you...
You were the one who was late..
Hello
>>735453091
>>735452731
Cringe thread
>>735453091
>
W-well w-whatever...
S-so what...
>>735453385
CRIIIIINGE