New thread? >Take out yuge loan >Start company >Never

Euro truck sim

>7 pieces of clothe in the desert
That's URU

>>735429119
Yes

>divers try steal shit
>locals angry

>Rabbit fighting.

>Get kidnapped by racoon mafia
>Loan shark traps you in a debt spiral
>You better fucking save

>flying state of the art helicopter
>Given mission with no map
>Either luck out and fly over target or run out of gas and fall to death
> 99.999% of the time you run out of gas
>If you get far enough to run into another chopper you're dead

>international home invasion crew

>>735429319
Animal crossing

>>735429427
Correct sir!

From other thread.
>Play as military man in a squad in Area 51.
>Go underground to fight infected alien soldiers and doctors.
>Aliens kill friends and turn one int alien mutant.
>All alone, get turned into alien mutant (can switch from human to alien at will).
>Alien commandos and grey aliens try to kill you.
>Blow up alien ship underground and blow up Area 51.

Tip: Was original XBox game as well.

>>735429024
>warfrogs

Amidoinitrite?

>USA vs Reds
>Live actions cinematics

>>735429640
*cutscenes

>like dark souls but you're a kid flying a dragon
>Everything shoots at you
>All. The. Time.
> Recurring boss repeatedly flies to point blank range and blasts you in the face

>>735429640
>>735429793
Act of War: Direct Action?

>tentacle monsters under house
>fuck up and find them
>family tries to deal with it
>lots of people die

>>735429024
>Different states of reptiles battle
>Save girl if you want shit tier reward
>Hal is best pal

>Liberal cuck world where everyone is represented yet at war
>Lesbian ass offends SJWs

npc perspective
>fuck me its just another day
>everything seems normal like the giant monsters everywhere
>some dick with a smartphone walks up to me and just stares into space while i speak
>is he going to...?
>sells me 20 of my own apples from my farm
>buys me out of stock in arrows
>for some reason i still gave him his money
>then the little shit cuts up my neighbors garden and smashes all my vases
>tfw i will probably have to do this again tomorrow

>>735430080
Overwatch

>guy wakes up
>gets busted by cops
>goes on quest
>dethrones empire, starts revolution
>flying maggots
>hasnt been concluded

>>735429956
Nah
>Involves time travel and a guy with psychic powers

>>735429300
Raving rabbids

>>735429640
Red Alert, 1 or 2.

>>735429598
>literally saying the games name

Area 51

>>735430182
Sounds like Legend of Zelda

>>735430077
Wow that's really easy once you actually think about it haha
5/7

>>735430182
tzelda breff of de waild

>>735430369
I thought that it would have been too hard to find out any other way, lol. It was a great game though!

Riding your horsey around to to stab some big bitches to bring your own bitch back from the dead

>>735430500
shade of the giant

>>735430433
Yup, sick game tho

>>735430354
yes :)

>Start in a tiny prison
>Some guy steals your shit and talks shit about you in a language you don't understand
>He dies
>Mysterious savior
>You're free to walk around and look at shit

>>735430500
Shadow of the Colossus

>>735430488
Yeah I honestly only know because I played the hell out of it, definitely wasnt a blockbuster game by any means, and I don't know anyone else who has ever played it.
I was pretty young back then too, but the game was so good.
Did you ever play the second one? It was so garbage tier that i threw it away after 45 mins.

>Simple operation for crack squad of brightly dressed guerilla warriors.
>Just need to clean up a crashed ship
>"Elite" force misses 5 point blank shots
>I never play Ironman again

>autistic chav spins around looking for mangos and fucking with the wildlife

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Ok, i'll try.
>take italy
>take austria
>take german city states
>take russia
>take egypt
>take brit-
>britain
>britain stop
>britain please


>lose everything to britain

>>735429024
parents made you to kill god

>>735430595
And bingo was his namo....well actually it was wanderer. God I love those games. I actually have the weak spot of the colossus on my forearm

>Who's the real you, the one in the suit or the one in the satellite? At least one will get to live on..

>>735430541
Took me a second to get that lol

>>735430626
I NEVER EVEN KNEW THERE WAS A SECOND ONE! I still watch walkthroughs of the first one to this day. I remember my dad playing it and I started one day.
It is so fucking good though. It sucks that the sequel sucks I guess. But I LOVE the first one!

>>735430678
Rashinmahcoont

>>735430758
Hearts of Iron?

>you die... a lot.
>mostly due to bullshit reasons
>allows other players to fuck you over while the game alone is doing it
>not really a hard game, but more of a trial-and-error system
>lore is all over the place

>>735430785
*tattooed on my forerm

>>735429300
Overgrown

>be a zombie in the future but everything looks like the 50s
>perpetual repeat of Mr. Sandman playing in the background
>Even though you're a zombie you're obsessed with an alive bitch and not even to eat her
>and you get to infect people to follow you around and do whacky shit

>>735430892
Dark souls

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>>735430863
Nope, but you are on the right track.

>>735430892
Obvi dark souls

>>735430933
Winrar

>>735430826
DO NOT BUY THE SECOND ONE IT *WILL* RUIN ALL NOSTALGIA FOR THE FIRST ONE IT IS THAT BAD

My work goes to complete shit.
Everyone is shooting at me.
Join a frat.
Fight a fetus.

>slow death after 13 years
>they were not prepared

>>735430892
easy Demon/Darksouls or bloodborne

>man wakes up to a shity day.
>finds old friends make a fort.
>Boobs for contrived reasons

>>735430758
Napoleon Total War

>nerd sceptic and hippy chick rival contacted by military to help save fucked up kids from commies
>Keep getting pulled from the present to the future by fucked up kids
>Have psychic powers in the future but mostly just throw boxes at armed soldiers with them
> Still a nerd in the present, military sends you to do spec ops shit
> Commies are really just some rich white dude in a suit
> Find kids, they look like animals and shit
> Turns out you weren't being pulled into future by fucked up kids
> You were sending yourself into the past
> You decide to let the fucked up kids eat the dude in the suit
> The end

>>735430953
Correct sir

>>735430990
Oyes

>Follow a bright orb
>You're teleported in a sort of space bubble
>Use space bubbles to travel and meet aliens
>Ride carts, explore mines and alien facilities, talk to a guy in a bunker in a western town

>>735431057
YESSSSS

>>735430999
Awww, dammit. It's THAT bad? How do you fuck up aliens?

>Inb4 Colonial Marines

>>735430758
>>735431057

I lol'd. That game was great.

>mercenary doing some work for sjws
>Don't give a fuck about the cause
>Get attached to people
>by the way I'm kinda fucking crazy
>see dude from past and chase him
>Luckily everybody knows guy from past and where he's going so he's easy to follow
>sjws still tagging along chatting shit about saving planet
>where is this guy from past?
>see guy from past and give him the means to destroy the world
>ok, better save the world then
>ffuck, am I sjw now?
>best game ever

>gubmint agents pay a lizard to enter tv

>>735431097
Ellen Page: The Game?

>release a patch to make a character a homo

>>735431097
Second Sight!

I fucking loved that game, the twist blew my teenage mind

>A Monkey, Lizard and a Wolf decide to tour some American cities. Hilarity ensues.

>stealy
>wheely
>automobiley

>>735429024
>everything is copy and paste
>lazy programing so bugs every where
>shitty gaming engine so no real drivable vehicals even tho its a open world
>nuclear bunkers yet every plot is just fucking dumb
>the director is a liar
>literally a walking simulator
>every one on /v/ eats it up and defends it to there grave

>>735431304
Kek gta

>probe everyone
>collect brain stems
>be kill
>get replaced by clone

>>735430797
SOMA

>>735431345
No preorder's sky

>>735431345
Dayz?

>nukes drop
>you and your family go to a nuke shelter
>everyone gets frozen
>wakes up later to see wufe get shot and baby stolen
>travel wasteland to get your son back

>>735431131
Honestly like I couldn't even get into the plot it started off so bad. I don't even remember it. And the controls were garbage the game was super clunky and it just was a shit show.

They shouldn't have even named it area 51

You spend so long modding and tweaking the game you never get to play through properly.

>>735431284
Got it. Hell yes! I loved that game

>>735431345
Fallout 3 or 4?

>Give a nice, big diamond ring to the girl you love
>She turns into a gold statue

>>735431345
Fallout 3 and 4? Could have stopped after 3rd point, lol.

>>735431411
Destroy All Humans!

>>735431423
Yep, loved that game

>>735431454
A boy and his dog.
>fallout 4 answer

>>735431454
Waay too fucking obvious.

>>735431489
You just reminded me it exists. Gonna need to hunt down my old copy

>>735431553
Tell me if you smell girls

>>735429858
SotFS

>>735431254
I spent ages on this, some faggot better solve it, retro I guess.

>>735431287
Rampage

>>735430206
hl series

>>735431466
Damn, now I'm a little sad. The first one was so good! It's a shame but that happened a lot during the early-to-mid 2000's.

>Gottsa car
>Former cop stops ya' for being a dick
>Lucky for you, you're not in the slammer but whatever.
>Chicko comes up and gets ya' a crew.
>The catch is to rival other crews to be #1 with a bunch of other losers in shit cars to help ya'.
>Whata 'bout the car you say?
>No problemo
>Get to choose from two shitboxes and a pretty nice ride.

>fuck your sister
>murder your wife
>imprison and execute you brother
>torture your wife's lover to the death
>expel jews form your realm
>burn witches and devil worshippers
>die of plague
>die of cancer
>die of measles
>die of mongols

>>735430937
Stubbs!!!!

>Do a wheelie
>Crash
>Recent remake

>With the power of waifus you kill God

I used to play this until Wndows Vista started cheating

>>735431648
Crusader Kings 2

>>735430080
real life?

>>735431553
Krekt

>>735431513
Correctamundo

>>735431648
Crusader Kings 2

>be fisherman
>open heart surgery goes wrong
>own slaves
>kill your attempted murderer
>become god
>kill yourself
>nothing ever happened

>>735431729
my nigga

>work for government
>government tries to kill brother
>fuck that
>blow up area 51
>maybe blow it up twice because fuck you, me and everyone.

>>735431617

Winner!

Rampage it is.

>>735431628
Ding ding ding

>worst fighting game crossover I.M.O
>superheros vs. Kung-fu/martial art masters
>a waste of my money

More brown people than expected in this region/climate

>>735431811
too easy. MK vs DC

>>735431716
Trials games?

>>735431254
5 mins before I tell you and put you all to shame.

>>735431811
too easy. MK vs DC>>735431845
Sonic 06

>>735431811
Mortal Kombat vs DC?

>>735431499
its like a guy who did the double tap but the person he's shooting hurt him so much that he keeps shooting the corpse

>>735429024
get stuck underwater
escape

>>735429403
Payday 2?

>>735431811
Marvel vs capcom

>>735431704
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

honestly surprised anyone got that

>>735431962
Not what I was thinking of but yeah, could be.

>everyone is blue
>have stick
>other nigger has stick
>nigger kills master
>spend the game learning to make magic from your stick so you can kill a nigger at the end

>be mailman
>johnny guitar

>you are a Marine
>you are an alien
>you are a predatory alien
>you are only one at a time

>>735432042
Fallout: Jew Vegas
2 ez

>>735432062
Battletoads

>be a fucking racoon
>you steal shit, your whole family steals shit
>youre best friends with a hippo and a turtle

>>735431499
>>735431495
How did you know

You guys are right fallout

>>735432042
>>735432086
Also, I don't like that song.

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>staged bank robbery turns into q plot for revenge
>next game completely makes the "plot for revenge"pointless

>>735432120
Sly Cooper. And I've never even played that game!

>>735432062
AVP Colonial Marines, AKA Worst piece of shit ever?

>>735431254
FF7, you're all shit.

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>>735432113
Battle Frogs

>world is fucked up and dark
>grow wings before king of assholes
>get thrown into churning waterfall
>get fucked up and burned by water acid
>some otherworldly cunt brings you back to fuck up entire race
>REVENGE AND VERBOSE MONOLOGUES

>>735431851
Nope
>Dos game
>Point and click

>black hacker

>really fucking good at first, better than the last one
>creator focused on money and skins
>hitboxes are fucked up
>hackers hackers hackers hackers
>sorry theres hackers but please buy our skins

>>735432139
Who the fuck on /v/ defends 4? NV certainly, maybe even 3 from time to time, but not 4

>>735432207
How the flying fuck did I not get that?

>>735432268
Watch Dogs 2

>>735432268
Watch Dogs 2

>>735432204
wtf nigger go buy a ps2 or download an emulator NOW

>rive in grolious achina
>empelol kirr whore virrage
>tlaver to shitty
>kirr dlagon
>kirr empelol
>fuck empelol's daughter
>pray game mostry fol bitchin soundtlack

>>735432205
you are correct kinda, I was thinking of just the Alien Vs. Predator game specifically not colonial marine.

>all thou had'st to have done was to trail behind the damned locomotive

>wake up
>mysterious fat guy gives you missions
>fight insane cultists
>discover truth

>>735432286
Payday 2

>>735432238
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

>>735432062
AvP

>>735432375
Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl

>>735431907
Hahahaha

>>735432317
It looks good enough, but I can never find it anywhere. :/

>>735432360
gt of a: san andreas

>really fucking cool and creative sandbox
>shit load of mechanics, all kinds of cool shit you can create, loads of mods
>retarded film makers used game to make retarded videos
>kids watched videos on youtube
>kids now infest game

>Better than 6 and 7
>Meet an old man, a pink girl and a crosdresser
>All your vehicles break after like five minutes
>Turns out old man is an alien
>Turns out that dad was an alien
>Go kill a tree
>Tree kills Old Man
>Tree sucks everything up
>Recurring boss saves you
>Kill the tree

>>735432375
Real life?

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>Have fun ruling a country.
>Everyone always unhappy but who cares.
>Gandhi shows up he's so nice.
>....wait Gandhi what are you doing
>Gandhi pls.
>Gandhi sto...(Nuclear explosion)

>>735432403
Fucking bingo!

>>735432419
yee boi

>>735432446
Gmod

>>735432308
>>735432298
Winrar

>>735432446
gmod?

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>>735429024
>youre a coon
>you do what coons are best at
> secrets in clinking bottles

>>735432446
>>735432446
GMOD

>>735431758
since no one got it its Dragon's Dogma

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>>735432210

>Wake up
>Meet bird
>Bird just so happens to be step-brother for some fucking reason
>Kind of a fag, but whatever.

>>735432505
sly cooper
described it better than i did >>735432120

Fuck milk I'm gonna shoot people and piss on their corpses

> move to town with nice car
> Instantly harassed by head honcho nig nig cop, car fucked up
> Spend the next few months starting shit and running from cops in new cars
> Nig nig cop finally has enough and literally chases you back out of town

>>735432479
I got that 100% because of the second one.

>>735432463
Civ 6

>>735432463
Gandhi 2 - The Empire Strikes Back

>>735432588
Need for Speed Most Wanted?

>>735432580
Postal 2?

>>735432463
Ghandi VI

>Be space squeegee
>Marooned

>>735432588
GTA:SA

>>735432565
damn didnt see yours

>>735431784
Nobody is guess this shit so some extras
>two AI's do the nasty
>Elon musk is a huge faggot

>>735432286
CS:GO

>>735432086
Yeah, pretty easy. And johnny guitar sucks, but it's the only song that plays every time I play.

>>735429024

Euro truck simulator

>>735432460
FF5 son!

>>735432729
ding ding ding

>>735429024
>you are in a forest, you are surrounded by trees.
>go right
>you are in a forest, you are surrounded by trees.
>go right
>you cannot go that way
>go up
>you are in a forest, you are surrounded by trees.
>go right
>you are in a forest, you are surrounded by trees.
>go right
>you are in a forest, you are surrounded by trees.
>go down
>you are in a forest, you are surrounded by trees.
>go right
>you cannot go this way
>go down
>you are in a forest, you are surrounded by trees.
Fuck this
>go back
>you cannot go back
Fuck you man

Games have come a long way since then.

>>735432739
I fucking hate that song, but I LOVE Fallout, man.

>>735429024
Survive an explosion.
Everyone suspicious of you.
Gain trust by standing against a powerful bad guy.
They think you are a great man and appoint you as their leader.
Now you need to save the queen from an assasination.

>You save a part-time reverse trap by killing a pig with two swords

>>735432795
Return to Zork

>ancient Egypt
>gods have beef
>nobody can talk

>>735432814
Dragon Age: Cisquisition

>Experiment goes wrong
>You're a cool dude so you take care of it

>fuck yeah kill barbarians
>holy shit ghandi I don't wanna be your friend
>okay I'm bored of this game, gonna uninstall and reinstall again after a couple of months

>>735432375
Terraria?

>critter has conniptions
>goes on murdering spree
>meets things such as a giant sewage creature

>>735432634
Ding ding ding

>>735432820
ocarina of time

that was a good one

>>735432874
Prototype?

>>735432874
Half Life

>be a 2 year old adult male
>fight to the death with dudes with monsters on live television
>have no memory at all but are pretty good at the job
>be jesus
>kill god and be cursed by him
>love interest is actually your mom

>>735432867
Who was ur waifu?

>>735432895
Conker's Bad Fur Day

>>735432780
Yeah boi!

So overlooked compared to like all the games surrounding it, especially since it's easily the best of the snes games in terms of mechanics

>>735430080
Life is strange

>Have cool computer brain
>is actually weakness
>secondary protagonist has awful, shitty voice acting and swears too much
>everyone dies
>OOH LOOK AT THE WORDS I KNOW IM SO POETIC AND DEEP - the devs

I wake up on a beach, delirious and confused.

I run around, hitting trees and stones with a rock, then I build a home out of twigs and a bow and arrow. I think I've finally made it, and I exit my home for a breath outside. I look around the field outside my house, and I see a man. I initially think it's someone who has nothing to fight back with so I aim my bow, but then I see in his hands a shotgun, and his body with gear.

I run away, not back into my home but towards some rocks. I find an abandoned, already-raided base made of stone, and hide in the corner. I know it's all over, but I'm not going down without a fight. He brings another guy with him, and he comes around the corner. I shoot one arrow into his shoulder, another right in his forearm, and then they headshot me and took me down for good.

I wake up on a beach, delirious and confused.

>>735432460
damn, beat me to making this one. ffv is a killer game