New thread >be a regular person living a normal life >yeah

>gta but 200 years before
>yeehaw

>can scale any building and jump off without dying
>can't swim

>>735418669
sims?

>you go around and kill bees with your cane

Apocalypse, have bow and 1 arrow but if you do glitch you can have 2 arrows

>>735418780
red dead

>you're in the future but some guy dresses like he's from the past

>spend 2 hours trying to make the roads symmetrical
>lose all your money
>start building small houses
>life quality is shit
>get bored and look up videos of neckbeards who actually know how to play

> furries
> shit band
> pansexual fuck
> tumblr loves it
>one night
>MC dropped out of college

(Not 5NAF)

>all these spiders coming at you
>you just got to kill everything
>screen is usually full of blood and dead spiders when you finish

>>735418839
Prototype or infamous?

>GRRREAT CALAMITY

>>735418839
Prototype?

>>735419335
Cities Skylines:

>you got bombs
>you gotta bomb the other guys

>>735418839
mirrors edge?

>you're a geometrical shape
>go around shooting other geometrical shapes
>is 3d top down

>>735419526
Bomberman?

>Shoot guys
>Get hats and guns

>>735419526
bomberman

>>735419526
bomberman

Jump sideways and land in a heap over and over

>>735418839
maybe ac, or some spiderman game... maybe gta vc

>>735418669
Skyrim
>>735419614
TF2

>click
>nothing happens
>click
>numbers
>click
>nothing happens
>click
>you lose
>how the fuck do you play this

>>735419680
assassin's creed it is

>>735418839
Oh, duh
It's the Arkham series

>>735419388
Parapa the rapper

>>735419602
>>735419621
>>735419625
how did you figure?

>>735419320
Overwatch

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HE A TURRIST GET EM

>>735419595
Geometry wars

>anonymous simulator
>not as good at driving as gta
>also not as good as shooting as gta
>basically gta with op phone

>>735419690
Sims

You fucking bitch dick niggers cum dumpster guess my game now so I can go poop!

>ghost dies

>>735419874
Watch Dogs

>>735419698
Myst

>blockman pvp

>you're on a ship carrying important documents about the rebel scum
>jump away from them
>eventually fight some big ass ship that's annoying
>just drain its oxygen in the gun rooms

>Be guard to stop someone from being murdered
>Be framed for murder
>Get sent to jail for murder
>Break out of jail on day of your murder
>Commit a fuckton of murder

>>735419874
Watchogs

>>735418669
sims?

>>735420016
dishonored

>>735420016
Dishonoured?

>square
>tap tap tap to jump jump jump
>good soundtrack but nobody knows what it's like after 15 seconds because everyone dies so fast

>flying around
>kill planes, boats, buildings
>some japanese guy tells you his life story over comic strips

>spaceship
>you die

>>735420044
yeah

Vin Diesel look alike jumps through space and time killing monkeys and clowns and robots and people and creating time paradoxes.

>>735419698
Saper?

>>735420080
geometry dash

>>735419782
nope, but you're right about 2-D furries

>get into fight with girlfriend
>put game in
>girlfriend makes sammich to make up.
>eat sammich
>get killed by 12 yos
>tell them to shut the fuck up a million and a half times
>get into new fight with gf because of gamerrage
>scream "fuck this game, never playing it again"
>get into fight with girlfriend again
>wash rinse repeat

>>735420080
Impossible Game

>>735418839
Dishonored

>>735418839
Crackdown

>>735420175
Every fps?

>korean simulator
>cheese all day

>>735418669
Sims

>>735418839
Assasins creed?

Cops in the future
These helicopters don't have rotor blades
hyper velocity missiles are green

>>735419824
Nope

>you're a goat

>can take an onslaught of bullets
>can survive a car falling from 30000ft
>precision shooter
>cant swim

>forest
>find drawings that look like they were made by a toddler
>egg-faced nigger attacks

>>735420142
aka. minesweeper

>>735420274
Was it that obvious?

>>735419595
64.0

>>735420325
vice city

>>735420324
goat simulator 2016

>>735420146
correct
>>735420142
>>735419945
nope

>>735418669
>giant ass mechs everywhere
>try to ride them like you're in a rodeo

>>735420379
YES

>>735420324
Train simulator 2000?

>>735420394
Was it that obvious?

>>735420057
>>735420068
Yup

>Be black guy
>Come home from war
>Rob the government a shitload of money
>Get called nigger
>Be nigger
>Person that gave you the idea to rob the government figuratively back stabs you
>Kill every-fucking-one dear or vital to that person's crime syndicate and watch him kill himself

>>735419388
Night in The Woods.

>a piece a derbis falls from the sky
>it talks
>becomes your buddy

>>735419980
FTL

>save the world in half a minute

>>735418669
>Shit was a mod
>Now a normal game
>Fucking russians
>Fucking turks
>No engrish on engrish servers
>A fag copied it
>War between the game and the fag version
>A fat fag made the endboss in the storyline too imb4
>>Sandkang
>Want to see him, the chief admin and his mom fucking kill that sandkang

>>735420444
mafia 3

>>735420140
Chrono trigger

>you're a frog who shoots balls

>>735418839

Sly cooper?

>>735420524
csgo

>>735420459
that one bakugan DS game

>monkey barrel
>acquire banana
>acquire larger bananas

>>735420524
Counter Strike

>>735419698
Mine sweeper

>>735420553
nope

>>735420467
ding ding ding

>>735420343
Slender

>>735420422
HZD

>>735420343
Slenderman

>>735419698
Minesweeper?

>>735419698
minesweeper

>Avoid logs
>Avoid Cars

>be old ass shit youtube forced meme
>visible dick
>invisible bike
>bing bing

>>735420566
>>735420591
Close

>>735420613
Nope but a very good guess

>Get alien aids
>Old guy in a wheelchair makes you kill dogs and perform an amateur, late-stage abortion.
>Serves you sushi as a reward.

Whip it. Whip it good.

>be 18 year old manchild
>get accused of murder
>mom dies
>city bombed
>kill friends
>dog dies
>you die

>>735420658
crossy road/frogger

>>735420593
>>735420616
>>735420639
>>735420644
correct

>>735420585
>> my ex?

>Get sci-fy gun
>Use it to kill a robot
>Dumbass robot in next game revives it

>>735420672
tf2

>Hot girl wears sexy costume
>Shoots at monsters
>Gets grabbed and throatfucked due to missing quicktime event
>Dies

>fight the devil
>his giant floppy dick is hanging out the whole time

>>735419698
mine sweeper

>wew more sandboxes to break
>in 8bit black room
>oh look you collect m's
>nice job heres a quote and an image

>>735420760
Nope

>>735420742
portal

>>735420724
Indeed. Frogger was on my mind, but I'll also accept Crossy Road

>a principality located on the french riveria

>start game
>du rum dum dum du du ru ru ru rum

>>735420672
Operation flashpoint

>>735420451
yup, got it

>Go to hospital to hit on your hot teacher.
>Everyone dies.
>Fucking pitfalls everywhere.
>Edgy Pokemon
>Lucifer is a massive bro.

>>735420764

dante's inferno

>ea
>ball
>ksi

>>735420852
Nope

>>735420734
Fucking gold

>>735420862
shin megami tensei nocturne

>tfw gf dies
>hang out with jail bait
>why do these cunts never attack her even when she charges in?

you run around and loot for 20 minutes and then get headshot in the back by somebody you can't see

>>735420763
The adventures of Lara Croft

>>735420850
1942

>>735420535
Haven't played that one, you may be right.

I was thinking old school Xbox, not a game a outta school for the summer /b/tard would know.

lots of fist fighting
lots of broken bones
lots of blood
lots of over the top executions.

>>735420829
Yup

>Be mainstream
>Go outside
>let your battery get discharged
>Get hit by a car
>freemium

play as beaner
blow stuff up
cool hook

>>735419320
Fallout?

>>735420719
valiant hearts?

>>735420667
someone guess this one, it's really obscure

>>735421002
mortal kombat?

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>>735420881
You know your devil cocks well

>>735421044
just cause

>>735421064
nope

>>735420918
The Last of Us?

>>735420918
last of us
>>735420925
rust?

>>735421086
ye

>>735420925
Day Z

>>735420925
Obviously Rust

>>735421067
yerp

> Vampires
> Hair outfit
> How do guns work on shoes?

You and your three friends are bad guys who steal shit... And guards are fucking deaf and blind

>>735421108
>>735421115
Yup

>have to organise various glucose based foods
>when aligned these foods trigger an antimatter reaction forcing them out of existence

>>735420881
Wasn't that a book?

>>735419389
EDF EDF EDF

>>735421167
idk payday?

>>735420998
nah, it's a computer game

>>735420566
>>735420591
>>735420760
>>735420852
It was DotA 2

>>735418669
>use a shitload of guns to kill the enemy
>your only allies speak russian

>>735421240
I guess the comment about the guards gave it away

>>735420905
In one!

Lucifer's Call to me though

Next one:

>Starts at the bad ending
>Your waifu is a computer this time around
>America are dicks
>Japanese Sharman Garls.
>Best girl is sidelined hard by her dead friend.

>Travel across time
>Fight many peeps
>Time's fucked up
>Two-bit witch and artificial boyfriend responcible for it
>Both pawns for some other dick who wants to fuck with time

hot vampire babe
nazis
nazi zombies
big ass blades on both arms

>>735418839
any action game ever

>>735420667
>>735421064
Crazy frog

>>735421155
Bayonetta

>>735420343
Slenderman

Its like 1940's
>you are in a plane
>plane crashes into ocean
>big lighthouse within swimming distance
>kill your own father w/ a golfclub
>can shoot lightning out of your fingertips

>>735418669

> flay a space ship underground
> gravity increases with every level
> killer soundtrack used as my ringtone
> hard as fuck

>Guns
>Level up
>Youtube
>Kids and betas play it
>Still hyped for shit

>Be mouse
>Fight other mice

Props if you can get this one. I will say that it was before the Xbox One

>>735421280
Cheeki Breeki: the Musical

>>735421234
nah

>generic fantasy world
>full of hentai babes, traps and furries
>it's fucking everywhere
>"funny" acronym
>fanbase is 50% gook, 20% neckbeard, 20% weeb

>>735418669
Hunter of monsters

>>735421358
Bioshock, that was way too easy

>>735421321
Blood Rayne?

>>735420422
Titanfall

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>>735421340
YES

>Mango collector canine in under/oversterring light jumping go karts on icy and industrial tracks.

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>everyone's moms' a whore
>the only reason u got that kill was cus of lag
>spawns are fucked
>the best weapon is an attachment
>not a real gamer if u play this according to neckbeards

>>735421280
CS:S

>smuggle cigarettes
>only use them for light source
>kill a few Russians, some giant Indian dude, a wannabe cowboy, and some faggot that should've died years before but for some reason came back as the 1,000,000 dollar man
>find out you've just been killing clones
>fight giant robot
>find out you're just a clone
> play through game again because you're a girlfriendless neckbeard, only this time you have a cool bandana that makes you invisible

>>735421511
COD

>>735420095
Ace combat 4

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>>735421472
Yup

>>735421386

Rodent's Revenge?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodent%27s_Revenge

>turns out the jews were behind it
https://youtu.be/7P2fJ4iuxTo

>>735421310
nah it was the three other friends

>Badass space warrior
>Kill aliens
>Kill franchise

>>735421547
Pretty much any MGS

>throw bomb at the enemy
>blow up map
>everyone falls to water
>only you and one bad guy left
>drop 2 feet, get fall damage and lose turn
>die

>>735421511
Literally every Shooter
Esprcially CoD

>>735419389
Alien shooter?

>street signs
>store fronts
>vehicles

>>735421612

>Kill franchise

Other M?

>>735421612
halo

>>735421612
Colonial marines?

>>735421346
yes sir

>be on cargo ship
>some edgelord blows it up
>crash on an unknown planet
>seek the teleporter and face increasingly hard enemies
>get weird items

>>735421666
Geoguessr

>the origin of "kek"

>>735421547
Phantom Pain?

>>735421641
any worms game

>>735421574
Never even heard of the game before now. Good guess though.

I should clarify: It was a 3D game, and you had a clan of mice. One had a bell on his neck.

>>735421666
fucking captcha

>>735421768
wow

>>735421666
CAPTCHA

>>735421608
Could have been talking about Monico

>>735421681
Yup

>>735421768
world of warcraft

>>735421768
WoW

>>735421666
Satanic trips checked

>>735421622
What gave it away!?

>>735421768
WoW

>>735421799
yEs

>>735421662
You're really really close

>pootis

>>735421671
>>735421687
No

Check this guy: >>735421681

>>735421869
hat simulator

>>735421666
They are becoming increasingly tedious to fill. Fuck Google.

>>735421900
POW!

>>735421858
Is it Alien Swarm?

>>735421881
You said badass though, not bitchass?

>Anon killed by Fuckwit(Chauchat)
>Anon killed by Fuckwit(Chauchat)
>Anon killed by Asshole(MG08)

>>735419156
I Am Alive

>>735418669
the sims

I'll give you another hint, it's only one word.

>hijack a popular franchise and make a game around it
>entire game is an ad for toy company

>>735421737
Subnautica

>>735421781
...not even close

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>grind 10 hours a day like its a fulltime job
>try pvp
>die, lose ur shit
>grind for another month
>repeat

>>735420963
Anon you are so fucking close but that's a good one

>>735420317
Not got this?

Is everyone here 15?

>>735421958
>>735422046

>>735421612
HALO?

>>735421462
K.
> be a dragon
> was a human
> shoot bubbles
> collect bubbles w/ letters

>game named after gay pride and devilish number

>>735422060
runescape?

>>735421000
Timesplitters. Likely 2 or 3.

>>735422060
Runescape

>>735422060
Runescape?

>>735421183
Candy Crush
>>735420884
Fifa
>>735420849
Monaco?
>>735420502
30 seconds to save the world?
>>735421981
BF1

>>735422055
nope

you run around and steal things
there are countless dlcs
there's a rage face in it

>>735422101
faggot666

>>735422167
Payday 2

>>735422060
Mortal: Online

>>735419614
yeah that's tf2

>30 mins late from work
>get in tram
>fuck up wih crystal sample
>ayy lmaos invade

>be a captain of a royal army
>get demoted
>get lost and lose your edgelord friend and get stuck with lolibait
>go on an adventure to save your gf that the edgelord has the hots for and go to the moon to save the world

>>735422048
Lego anything?

>>735422128
Correct on candy crush

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>>735422110
>>735422120
>>735422123
yes

>you got to pop fluffy colorful things with eyes

>wii game
>play as spider
>play as scorpion

>>735419677
Nobody?

>fictional world based on christianity and several mythilogies
>everybody hates eachother or dont trust eachother
>empire in ruin
>goddes of death and her minions way of being, purposes, style, attitude
>unusall depiction of dead hordes makes me want to worship that goddes irl

>>735418669
>be young guy
>daddy was kinda famous
>ancient aliens are coming back for round two
>try to fight them off

>>735422206
>ayy lmaos
go back to 2011, they're called space nigger or space spics now

>>735422220
Wolfenstein the new order?

>>735422097
bubble bobble?

>>735422228
yup

>>735422206
Good ol Crowbar Hero Simulator

>you're a robot
>God talks to you

>>735422337
not close

>>735419980
FTL BABY!!

>>735422359
Talos Principle

>>735422320
Shadow the Hedgehog?

>spawn
>you die
>fight
>you die
>hackers everywhere
>you die
>get further in process
>you die
>rage quit
>rinse and repeat until good enogh

>>735421795

A clan of mice... hrmm.

Chu Chu Rocket on the Dreamcast?

Can't remember if anyone wears a bell in it though.

>>735422310
Dat Bear Grylls-like animal adventure fighting game. It was on Game Grumps.

>>735422404
good

>press B for three minutes
>get 1000 gamerscore
>don't play the rest of the game

>Cute as fuck characters get brutalised by unforgiving combo system.
>Nintendo is allergic to good translations.
>Somehow even more anime than Persona.
>Fanboys were sad that one half of the crossover wasn't 90% of the game

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>Be agent
>Kill zombies
>Too much ammo to count
>legs do most of the work
>come across bigger bastards who are named after tarot cards
>die and it's game over

>>735422437
Rust, DayZ, or H1Z1

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>>735422197
winrar

>>735422437
Any early access survival open world mmo on steam

>>735422461
that shitty avatar game

>>735422437
minecraft survival games

>>735422446
oh my god yes

>>735422464
Any mortal kombat

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>>735421514
Bingo

No one will get this:

>you're dead
>shoot bananas at ghost people
>car door shields

>>735420444
Mafia 3?

yu-gi-oh but online

>is free to play pice of shit
>micro-tranation ladened hell hole
>on steam

>>735422338
Winrar

>winning races by finishing 1st instead of killing every racer rarely occurs.
>awesome power ups

>you break bricks with you head and stamp on owls

>rollin around at the speed of sound
>quickest hedgehog around
>got are self a situation
>stuck in a new location