Have you ever fucked a MILF? (We talking 30+). If so, post story

Have fucked mothers under 30, and non-mothers over 30, but never mothers over 30.... strange

>>735411324
Well, if you are less than 30 you are just a hoe with a baby

>>735411324
talk about the over 30 if you want. really bored of girls my age. huge fantasy of mine this one

nope, hopefully some time

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best experience in my life brother

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>>735411197

> single, 10/10 milf, high 30's.
> receptionist at work
> total bitch to everyone
> nobody was tapping it but everyone wanted to
> worked there for a few years before me
> played it cool, made it clear i was friending her
> she didn't like not having power over me
> friendship turned into unspoken flirtyness
> pulled the trigger, asked to hang out outside work
> smashed it for two months before she found out i had a girlfriend

>>735412076
damn, got any pics?

>>735412076
also, any advice

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No. this is you op. stay lurking

>>735411197
Well I fucked your mother.

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>>735412437

BUMP show me the path

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>>735412545

>>735412223

don't be outwardly thirsty. have some style and tact. be funny without being a clown. timing. take control.

i also live by the idea that if a girl is being super bitchy, then she hasn't been fucked good in awhile.

>>735412965
?

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>>735412885

>>735412803
no entiendo

I used to go with younger girls. They were super cute, but the sex was just "meh" (they wouldn't get SUPER kink), and I felt like I ALWAYS had to be teaching them stuff.

Then, I met this former porn star who got into IT, and blew my mind. Soooo hot, and didn't have to teach her everything.

Since then, I've gone for the more mature. They stick around longer, more appreciative, more kink, etc etc.

Once you go older... you'll wish in the past you had been bolder?

>>735413403
thats why i want to fuck older women. women my age are boring af. you have to get lucky to find yourself a freak.
however older women... they ride you like crazy

>>735413602
Yes bro my biggest fucking fantasy. I just want to be ridden by a milf.
However im afraid i will just explode in 30 secs max lmao

>>735413844

The great thing about MILFs (in my experience) -- they've had short ones so often they don't even get mad. They're just like "oh, it happens." Then maybe you finger her for like 5 minutes and then do it right!

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Easiest targets are at daily transport routes
for example if you take the tube daily
this one i nearly lost consciousness fucking.

>>735414354
lmaoooooooooo gtfo

> Also... whoops, </greentext>

There we go. Anyway, once they stop having their period, they're always ready to go! I've had period sex... it's just weird. Doesn't feel right.

They're ready whenever you are. Like, women's sex drives are highest 14-17 and then 40+

>>735414268
Damn, someday i will at least try, but at the moment i dont think i cant get older women. im 20 but have no facial hair and not particularly strong or manly.
This is by far my biggest fantasy.

a milf will ride you well because they take it out on their young buck, lots of pent up hate and sexual frustration.

older women are also better at sex because they are more secure with their bodies. they're not some teeny bopper anymore competing with every other girl. she knows what she wants and how to get it.

>>735414438
any particular advice?

>>735414607

It's soooooo easy. Older girl's don't like older guys, they want someone young with a sex drive. Plus, they don't have to worry about getting preggers, so you don't even gotta wrap ( Wrapping is just like.... why not masturbate?)

Basically, go to any warehouse rave. Find older lady. Tell her you like her outfit, hang around a bit, you'll be smashing that night. It's that easy for a young dude to pick up an older freaaaaaaaaak.

>>735414680

^ see 735414807

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>>735414807
>warehouse rave
what is this? like an illegal club? ive never been to such places. i live in spain currently. here i have just known regular clubs
>tell her you like her outfit, hang around a bit, you'll be smashing that night
im normally not bad at picking girls at clubs, but how do you follow the conversation after the "compliment" and how do you take it to the next level

>>735415371
im not that guy but i think clubs work. if you are in college you prob go to clubs with young people. so id go to clubs with older people obviously.
you can also get lucky in the other clubs but it is less probable

Fucked a (technically) gilf even though she was only 49. Holy fuck was that amazing. Sry no pics of the act :(

Fucked uncles gf, pussy stank but still hit it while her kids watched up in the next room watching up

>>735415712
no worries about pics.
mainstream looking women are the best.
would you share your experience? also tips

>>735411197
All the time my wife is 34

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>>735415755
>pussy stank

>>735415811
pics ?

>>735415371

I am that guy. Warehouse rave's aren't illegal, at least in USA, just not advertised. You can try normal clubs, but the women there are usually not the grab-and-go kind.

As far as conversation, basically, you just compliment her, ask her about herself, get her to talk about herself, talk about how you're single.

It's not like there's a code. In my experience, basically, you start talking to one. If they stay near you, you're probably in. If they walk away, find someone else.

The thing about older women is there is far less games. They know what they want (You), so if you just convey that you want them, they're down.

It sounds really simple, I know. I'm used to really complicated multi week systems with younger girls, it wasn't until a few years ago I started dating up that it was just like.... wow, these girls aren't bitches.

>>735415808
She moved into the very top level of my apartment building. We only met a couple times in passing then one day we were chilling outside she was just drinking wine and we were just talking . all of a sudden I was like wanna see my apartment? And she was like yea! she was pretty drunk at that point. She laid on my bed and said let's put a movie in. Put on some dumbass Netflix movie then all the sudden I know we were smooching... she ripped my pants off started sucking me off the next thing took her panties off moved me on top of her and we fucked like rabbits for a good hour .. She is smoking hot by the way, amazing thin body, nice ass, blonde hair. Then she started turning into a bitch fucking with my roommates so I kind of blocked her out of my life ended up moving to a new place anyway. But my God what a great experience bro , definitely need to try sometime!

>>735411197
young fag

>>735415899
Yup and went in with no condom I was lucky I didn't catch anything she was a nympho too I kinda miss her

A few yes, they give great head. Obviously they aren't that tight but they made me feel real good. I think I've grown a thing for older women since then

Not a milf, but a 32 year old cougar took my virginity when. I was only 19. Story?

Yes, I even managed to make them divorce

Was 21, went to fucked up party got drunk as fuck, met slutty older chick (32+kid), fucked her in garage on top of washing machine. Ended up with her for 5 years , she was a teacher, actually taught at my school when I was there. She always seemed desperate for attention and couldn't turn off her classroom voice.

Got on my nerves after a while but stuck with it because I thought it was stable-ish and we were building something.

Cheated on me with my 'best friend' to get back at me for something I didn't do. Fucked the chick she thought I fucked anyway out of spite, who happened to be the girlfriend of a guy bad-mouthing me to my gf, two birds, one stone. Still beta as fuck but whatever.

>>735418689
yes, also describe your looks

>>735418689
Moar

>>735411197
MILFS want to fuck as much as anyone else. Approach, talk, proceed to text and messaget, if she's interested chances are she'll tell you. If not, you fucking tell her.

Not like you have anything to lose. She says no you'll still be the same beta, she says yes you got laid. Almost as simple as putting Jews in ovens anon.

Just fucking do it.

>>735411197
True Story
>Got hit by car recently while riding bike.
>7/10 chick 30ish
>She's so shocked and startled says she is so sorry and will repay for the bike.
>She gives me ride home
>As I exit car and get home I think to myself, well fuck I shoulda told to to show tits or get sued.
Should I be a dick and just get ladies naked? Or be an honest individual and wait for a goodlooking and honest female to eventually come to me.

>>735419224
I'm 5'6", was 180lbs, got a meh beard, and I'm half Mexican half white. But the cougar had a thing for taking young dudes V-cards.
>Chilling at community college
>Me, fat bro, computer bro, nerdy girl, and cougar girl all at table, we're good friends all of us.
>Decide to play never have I ever cos bored.
>Game goes on then devolved into talking about fetishes.
>I say I'm a virgin so no fantasies of mine fulfilled, but I like weird shit.
>Get odd look from cougar girl
>Fat bro says she wants to smash
>Blushes and politely says he's wrong
>Fast forward to that evening
>Be chilling at home, get text from cougar girl
>Meet me at McDonald's, I need to talk to you about being part of a project for something something I quit paying attention cos she said food and I'm hungry.
Continue?

>>735419668

that's honestly the dickiest move ever to get someone to show tits. man up

>>735419808
stop beggin for (You)s and post the whole story

>>735419978
Same guy.
Thanks /b/ro. I just needed someone to say that to me.

>>735411197

I'm 49 and virgin, so a 30+ would almost make me shout "MODS!!!"

>Be me. 20. Working a winter season in french Alps
>meet woman, 35, working at a bar. Solid 7/10 milfy type but no kids
>just come out of ltr and looking for a fresh start
>”just needed some time to clear my head, anon”
>we start hooking up on the reg, and she is wild
>best sex I’d ever had
>she really knew what she wanted and had the confidence to demand it
>used to hold my head in place when I went down on her, and would cum so hard she would get a rash across her tits and legit pass out, eyes rolling etc.
>freaked me out the first time, but got used to it and became something to aim for: “achievement unlocked”
>first girl to let me put it in her butt as well. She wasn’t too keen but would become quite open to suggestion after cumming
>should have known it couldn’t last

>>735420163
Fair enough, I go into too much detail so bare with me
>At McDonald's, expect a big Mac and school shit
>"So I lied anon, I'm here to just talk. I wanna know more about you"
>Talk for like 29 minutes.
>Bored.jpg
>"Welp, I'm about ready to go. Come to my car though, I got something for you."
>Sure why not
>Get in her car, she leans in, jump on me and starts making out with me out of the blue
>All of my wut
>"That was more fun than I thought it'd be. What do you think though?"
>Bluescreenofdeathinmybrain
>"Haha, you're so cute when you're flustered. So here's the real deal, when we were at the table, and you told me you were a virgin, I got myself a little wet, I got a thing for virgins."
>Boner at maximum, can't think, never had tongue in mouth before, never even grabbed a tit, can't compute
>So, anon, I'll tell you what. How's about we help each other. You lemme make you a man, and you get to enjoy it all."
>Nod open mouthed, in agreement
>"Good, now go home. You gotta do some homework you said"
>But...my boner...?
>"All in good time my toy, now go home"
Continued

>>735420906

WTF? Why would you get a big mac? Nooooob. Double Cheese + Mac sauce, it's the SAME THING except without the extra piece of bread in the middle and lettuce, for 1/3 - 1/2 the cost (depending on location).

Now if you're a real man, go to wendys. Get the classic triple + 3 extra meats. When I first learned you could do that... oh my god.

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>>735414268
>they've had short ones

you talking about penises?

another true story

>be me, bicycle messenger, 20-ish
>have this one regular office with a stunning brunette slim milf in her 40's
>serious flirt, can feel her eyes on me every time
>every time I visit them to get a delivery she comes out of her office just to make a conversation
>eventually I move on in my life, no more pickups
>saw her few years after that while visiting that same office / company for another thing I needed
>instantly recognize each other
>no chance to do anything
>missed move>
she's not in social media, haven't found anything on her
>still think about her, maybe some day, maybe some day.......

>>735421084
what is your weight anon ?

>>735420906
>Time goes on, every few days I'll go over to her house when her boyfriend isn't there.
>We chill, until one day
>At table, sorting out her mtg cards
>We are both huge fucking nerds
>Suddenly, tits
>She sneaks up from behind, wraps arms around my chest, puts titties on my head
>"Whatcha doin?"
>Wiggle in my pants, just a little
>S-sorting out cards like you asked..?"
>"I know anon, fucking play along I like fucking with you"
>Wait wut
>Traces down my ear and jawline with her tongue
>Gets to my shoulder
>Bites
>Hard
>Leaves me with a biting fetish to this day
>"Did that hurt anon? I hope it did..."
>She pulls me in chair out from under table
>She takes off my glasses
>Puts hand over my eyes
>Removes hand 3 seconds later
>TITS, GLORIOUS 34D TITS
>Straddles my lap and pushes my face into tits
>"Suck my nipple. -Now-"
>Yes my queen. Anything for your tits
>Suck hard tit, trace areola with tongue, I can feel her pants getting wet right over my diamonds hard dick
>Grab both tits and handle them rough like she asks
>"Oh, hey it's 6, go home."
>Fucking tease
>Boyfriend gets off work at 6. Go home now.
>Gawddammit.
Continued

>>735421584

175. I can't eat those 6's anymore, but when I was in high school. ohh man. They'd fill me up for a couple hours! Guess my metabolism has kinda died.

But still... double chee all the way brother. I lived off those for a few years. Cheap and filling!

>>735422015
>Sexy teasing goes on for like 3 months
>She loves to leave me with blue balls.
>Really loves it
>Until one day
>Watching some movie with Johnny Depp and chocolate in France
>Both of us minding out buisness, nothing funny
>Suddenly
>I look to my left and cougar girl is gone
>Wut where did that tease go..?
>My right hand gets yanked
>"C'mere boy, you're about to be my man til you nut"
>It'shappening.gif
>Guides me to her room
>Turns off light, takes off my glasses
>"Strip. Now."
>Take off everything, first time someone besides a Dr sees me bare, feels a bit odd. Chilly room doesn't help
>Kinda dark, can't see much
>She takes off everything and pushes me onto bed
>"Wait, where's my condom? I don't want you to get knocked up. I also can't afford plan b"
>Tells me she's got her tubes tied. I can ride her bareback and nut as deep in her as I want.
>Tells me she wants it as far in her as my pecker can shoot it
>Diamonds like no other
Continued

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I lost my viriginity to a 35 year old MILF when I was 17. My whole late teens and twenties I lusted after and fucked woman between 30 and 40.

I'm now 36 and want 18yo pussy.

Old fag tip: fuck teens while it's socially acceptable to do so.

>>735416981
Indian?

milfs in between 20-34 ish yes

40 + nope, at least not yet

I'm talking to a woman in her 40's don't know exactly if I want to fuck. She has triple Ds but she's fat

>>735414354
thats a quality milf

ive fucked a milf, ~40, after a night out at the bar. we fucked in her laundry room to avoid waking kids.

fucked a gilf, 65, and she had the nicest tits.

fucked a 35 year old, but she had no kids. she was a beaitiful milky white red head and was crazy in bed. also would cook me delicious meals before i left.

>>735423331

> Ohhhh a fire crotch

Lucky Fuckin Ducky

>>735423952
All the myths about them being adventurous and crazy are true?

>>735411197
from the ages of 15 to 17 I was molested by my aunt (age 33-35) does that count?

>>735423331

Followup: Is firecrotch as amazing as I think it would be?

If I had to rate my top several it would be:

1. 14 year old girlfriend in HS ( I was 17)
2. Current MILF
3. Asian chick I cheated on my said 14 year old GF with while said 14 year old was getting an abortion with my child. I know. I hate myself to this day for that.... :(

>>735424501
No. 20 year old chicks are wilder.

>>735424501
i have fucked three red heads. they were definitely more fun than non-red heads. two of them were my age.

>>735422889
>She stands over me, says she wants to taste my dick first
>Kneels before me at end of bed, takes my dick and starts stroking it up and down, spits on it a few times
>Takes a long drawn lick
>Starts to suck
>Hard
>Head bobbing up and down over my shaft feels amazing
>Start leaking a bit of precum
>"Ha, got some. You're a little salty for my taste, but I like it enough. You're also the perfect length--
>Pushes entire dick into her throat, and pulls back
"--for me--"
>Deepthroats dick again
>"--for take into my throat all the way"
>Dick size finally validated. Neat
>Gets off of dick gets on bed, pussy right over my dick, dripping her juices
>Can feel it dripping on me
>O god I'm gonna nut so fucking hard
>She lowers herself onto me
>Snug love tunnel wraps around my dick, greatest thing I've ever felt. Puts her whole weight on my groin.
>Can feel her walls pulsating on me
>"You like that, little man?"
>Can't make words
>Starts thrusting into me, hands on my face, making out as she fucks me
>We eventually swap places, I'm on top
>She starts biting my neck and digging nails into back
>Pain fetish acquired
>Long deep thrusts
>Decide to try and put a hand down there to rub her clit
>She jumps
>"Ohhhhhh fuck yes, fuck me harder"
>K
Continue

>>735424735
>Lick her sweat off of her chest and neck
>Fucking immaculate taste
>I'm a freak
>"yes anon...Yes...Yesss...UUGH..fuck yes"
>She starts to tremble
>I can't take it anymore
>Thrust once or twice more then unleash torrent of cum
>8..9..10 spurts
>Balls actually hurt. Like really hurt
>Slump ontop of her sweaty, panting body, we kiss gently
>Lay like that for solid 5 minutes
>She slides me off of and out of her, cum dripping out of her as she walks to bathroom. Dripping on carpet and down her legs
>Comes back, hands me towel to wipe cum off of me
>Clothes back on
>Cuddle as we watch rest of movie, cos I'm a cuddler pussy boy.
>"You know anon, you're the 6th notch on my bedpost. But you're not a virgin anymore. You only get this once. We go back to just being friends after, mkay?"
>Can deal with that if sex makes my balls hurt this much
End

nothing beats persian girls though. those girls let me do anything i want, which usually entails licking their butt hole and fingering their ass while fucking. they were actually enthusiastic about it.

>>735424919

The best is getting my ass licked, while smoking crack.

It's hard to even go back to "normal" sex after that. All I want is to smoke crack and get my ass licked. Don't even wanna smoke crack for any other reason.

Guess that's addiction for ya.

But yeah, getting a rimjob, THE BEST!!!!!! EVER!!!!! And milfs are much more likely to do it. Youngin's are like "ewww, your whaaaat?"

Wanna get with a MILF in the UK, how'd do I do that?

>>735425205

(Continued)

Except this one chick. 16? 17? She was annoying as fuck and had a bad trip with us when we were renting a room at the beach. Decided she was gonna make it up to us by having a 3some with us.

So she starts, and I'm like kinda half into it, and then she just looks straight into my eyes and says "You like getting your ass licked, don't you?"

I nod like "yeah, yeah, yeah" speechless, like how did she know?

She lays down and.... whoooo boy.

>>735425205
haha, cant say ive been lucky to get myself rimmed i have always been the giver when it comes to butt stuff.

>>735424501
They also have no souls

>>735425545

If you enjoy other sex, stay away from it. It's soooo much better (and doesn't even take a lot of talent on her part, but they will learn quick as you quiver like a bitch in orgasm).

You won't wanna go back. When I'm fucking girls, I'm just imagining them licking my ass. It's THAT GOOD.

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Fucked her like the bitch she is. She didn't have sex for over a year and she had a tear in her pussy hole.

>>735426009

Like a boo-hoo tear or torn?

This is why I think it should be "tear" vs "tare", but the second is for zeroing a scale...

>>735411197
19, her 29, has a kid. creampied her good

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>>735411197
>be me
>meet grill
>do fucky fucky sucky sucky
>she's milf
>mfw

U guys want more?