Paramedic fag here. Haven't done a giveaway thread in a

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>>735404233

Will bump twice. No bitters then I'll leave.

>>735404233
What do you need to qualify for to be a paramedic?

>>735404288

Only conditional is under US $20. Don't care what it is. Long time /bros can tell you I delivar.

>>735404338

In the state of Pennsylvania you need to pass NREMT-P. Basically 1 year of hell.

>>735404338

Additional. Giveaway number is 38.
>get 38
>get steam game of your choice.

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>>735404288

Bump #2. Take it from here /bro

>>735404233
Creepiest and funniest stories?

>>735404551
so first post ending in 38 wins?

>>735404681
Stop stealing my post faggot, browsing through steam store right now.

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>>735404639

That's all subjective. Funniest are the "objects" stuck in anuses and the stories on how they got there. Creepiest are generally the 02:00 calls in alleyways.

>>735404681

Correct.

>>735404681
bump, what made you become a paramedic

>>735404233
post proof you are legit

>>735404822
doesnt have to

>>735404756
What makes the 2am call creepy? like have you gotten jumped?
also, what, in your opiniopn, is the funniest thing you have removed that was "accidentally inserted while falling"?

>>735404819

I've been an AEMT for 3 years. Love healthcare, love helping people and the autonomy of a paramedic is paramount.

>>735404822

what proof do you need?

>>735404904
kek bump

Have you always been okay with seeing blood/gore?

>>735404938
ayyyyyyyy 38

>>735404928
steam wallet or something

>>735404938
boooom winrar

PubG please

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198082914803/

Also, you ever fucked up and caused someone to die?

>>735404938
nice, winrar but no id

>>735404904

The fact that it was 2am and in an alleyway. Just imagine the darkest, creepiest, alley and go find someone in it. Your mind starts spinning. Other than that we don't normally do creepy because PD is on scene.

>>735404953

Generally. yeah. My no-go are bugs.

>>735405009

Won't show you anything. I delivar through my debit card as a steam gift.

>>735405093
Rolling

>>735404938

Winrar. Need to know steam ID/Info and proof it was you. Otherwise I'll pass. Generally you give steam info in your post, but if you can do a post showing it was (you) I'm game.

Might do another giveway

>>735404233
Can a single punch to the head kill or seriously injure?

>>735405112
im loging in to steam i can screen cap with a "you"
if it counts

>>735404233
Rolling

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198198746574

>>735404233
How many opioid overdose patient have you seen?

>>735405093
Need this game

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>>735405203
one sec i dont know my id and steam is allways updating

>>735405208

If you uppercut them to the nose, there's a tiny bone that acts as a projectile that goes straight to the brain. So, technically, yes. Likely? No

.>>735405217

Works for me

>>735405243

Too many to count. At least once a shift

http://steamcommunity.com/id/narunarunaru

>inb4 91 days

Busy with life so I did not login for a long time...

Slime Rancher please

Thanks for everything you do man, even though you're payed absolute shit and probably can't afford the game you're buying us

>>735405241
Reroll1

https://steamcommunity.com/id/NYPD199

>>735405093
Need

>>735405316
Reroll

>>735405241
Reroll2

>>735405328

I don't make enough to justify what I do but I'm very frugal. The only thing I spend my money on is necessities and giveaways for /b/

>>735404233
Go back to working on your house, Mark.

>>735405385
Rerow

>>735405467

Wrong person.

>>735405241
Reroll3

well i'll roll for it funk it

>>735405316
Reroll 2

>>735405304

Just give steam ID and another screenshot of the (you) and we are good. Patiently waiting.

>>735405316
Reroll 3

>>735405241
Reroll4

>>735405385

>>735405316
Reroll 4

>>735405638
Winrar

Playerunknownsbattlegrounds
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ExileProdigy/

>>735405307
>If you uppercut them to the nose, there's a tiny bone that acts as a projectile that goes straight to the brain.

Like in The Last Boy Scout? Come on man.

>>735405673
Reroll

Hey OP, how many winners can there be?

>>735405733
Reroll2

>>735405385
Give me give

Do you like Rettungsgassen

>>735405683

I'm not familiar with the movie. But there is a chance. You have to hit them pretty hard though.

>>735405736

One right now however if this winrar doesn't give me what I need then I'll do another.

>>735404233
There is other guy doing AED on 13 yo girl in public. Do you really have a condition when CPR is not enough? What common problem is that?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gentoodesu

Jusk asking for a humble Terraria

>>735405795
I got 38 with my id OP >>735405638

>>735405316
Last roll

>>735405385
Last one also.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lizziesamuels/

player unknown battlegrounds

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lizziesamuels/

>>735405991
bump

worst day on the job?

>>735405871
Rouling for meh

>>735405795
What's the name of that tiny bone?

>>735404233
Ever seen anything paranormal?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lizziesamuels/

player unknown battlegrounds

>>735405795

OP wait for the original winrar, the other guy with 38 seems to be a really greedy fag with over 200 really expensive games

Also tell us what your best day on the job was

>>735405871
Rerolllllll

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oxstitchxo

rust

>>735405871

I'm not sure what you are asking. So here is some statistics.

>Cardiac arrest without CPR (Survival 0-2%)
>Cardiac arrest with CPR (Survival 0-10%)
>Cardiac arrest with early CPR (Survival 5-15%)
>Cardiac arrest with early CPR and early AED (40-60%)
>Witnessed cardiac arrest with early CPR and early AED (Survival 60-80%)

>>735406126
or any game cheaper you think is fun im not picky like at all

>>735404233
I dont want anything from steam or whatever, just some more pics and stories from you

>>735405316
Reroll

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>>735406181
anons whats a good game xD i feel like shit i dont even ask for stuff for my birthday so i dont have a list of games i want but like overwatch but my laptop cant handel it

>>735406110
how many lives have you saved in your whole time as a paramedic ?

I'm too lazy to look for the earliest winrar with steam ID associated with the win. Find it for me and you win.

>>735405871
Gimme, gimme

I seriously doubt that OP is an actual EMT. Everything he has so far said doesn't need anything more than a google search and an active imagination.

>>735406273

I've only been a medic for about 6 months. Lifetime in EMS? From full on cardiac arrest to a save in the field. I'm about 20-10. 20 deaths and 10 saves. So about 50%

>>735404233
Are you scared of getting the AIDS?

>>735406314

Wanna see my most current AEMT card? My paramedic hasn't come in yet.

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>>735406298
oxstitchxo overwatch its origanal winrar

>>735404233
Is that a piece of human flesh near the middle of the door?

roll lol

>>735405871
Raul plox

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wrong photo
but user was oxstitchxo

>>735405871
Gib me CPR OP

>>735406419
If you can bother, it would bring some credibility to this thread. My brother has an EMT friend and you don't come across nearly jaded enough.

Roll http://steamcommunity.com/id/sharpskarf/

>>735404551
Player unknowns battlegrounds plz
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tklemmer101/

>>735406667
reroll

>>735405871
Gimme some dubs

>>735406717
fuck the 7 >:(

>>735406737
Almost winrar

Total war warhammer

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198203993252/home

ty if win

>>735406857
re roll

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>>735405307
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132004631/

>>735406937
i found the link i needed

>>735405871
Raul

Would be cool if I could get a copy of night in the woods. price tag's a lil too steep for me at this point.

/postcinct

>>735406857
reroll

think op left

>>735406857
Third time lucky
rolololol

>>735407090
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132004631/
overwatch

>>735405871
Does op deliver?

>>735407137
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132004631/
overwatch

bayonetta bls

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198010191150

>>735406857
rollroll

>>735405871
Roll me please

>>735407143
i was origanal winrar and no diliver, prob took too long and he had to go
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132004631/
overwatch

>>735406857
second time it's ended in eight :( rollagain

>>735407236
roll

>>735407295
roll

>>735407333
if only we needed trips haha

>>735407295
That sad
Anyway, mah last roll

>>735407372
rollerino

>>735406857
don't bother dude, it's the worst and most shallow total war game made, and it's not even that good for warhammer fans. have fun buying blood dlc too

>>735407036
roll

>>735407436
i keep getting 36 37 and i was the one that got 38

>>735404233
When were you most proud of yourself and most ashamed of yourself while on the job?

>>735407480
roll
overwatch
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132004631/

>>735407530
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132004631/

>>735407440
every CA game is a cash cow that puts all the content behind dlc.

>>735407036
rollioso

>>735406857
rerolls

>>735407236
rolling this

>>735406857
last one

Op is kill
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gentoodesu

>>735407803
never delivered