If you woke up one day to find you were the only human left on

>>735392251
fap to cp

>>735392251
drink all expensive alcohols and find horses to fuck them

>>735392251
Drop a shit ton of acid and chill under some trees

id finally be able to go outside

>>735392251
or become king of niggers , not as good as horses but still fine

kill myself

>>735392251
poop in the middle of the street

>>735392473
>king of niggers
What exactly does that entail?

>>735392251
Get a gun and train my shooting while im exploring everything. Travel by boat or bike, drive out in the land and enjoy life until it becomes depressing. Then >>735392361

>>735392598
except also with pool, snooker, musical instruments, books, anything that takes my fancy
probably also get reeeaal drunk and stoned, take anything I could find probably

>>735392251
>go to mall
>grab tons of lingerie and women's clothing
>dress up like a chick
>finally be who i want to be

>>735392251
kill myself

>>735392807
well yeah, if i think about it a car is the optimal variant for traveling if not by sea.

Also bring shitload of fun stuff on a mini island house or something and chill for a couple of weeks enjoying the things rich people enjoy.

File: IMG_0029.jpg (2MB, 3088x2320px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3088x2320px

Drive to a gun store and arm myself with whatever i wanted... last human or not i would feel safer. Then drive to nevada and explore area 51.

>>735393008
oh man, the amount of DIY and carpentry you could do
building your own shack in Colombia, fine coffee, fine coke, shit you could just live in Escobar's mansion, shooting statues and shit

>>735392251
Get a huge flatbed trailer. Go to several grocery stores and take all of their bottled water. Find a camping area at least 20 miles from any town. Leave the trailer there and repeat dozens of times for bottled water, canned food, weapons, ammunition, and anything else I want. Then I'd get an badass RV and take it there to camp and live there for several years while creating the necessary water filtration systems to make it a permanent leaving area.

>>735393231
Also visit london's library and take every interesting book with me on my little island.

>>735393187
i'd bust into the vatican and see what they have stashed in their vaults

>>735392251
I'd laugh historically as it would be awesome until everything stopped working

breath a sigh of relief

>>735392251
travel, searching houses and appartements, check everything out, nice landscapes, do drugs, an hero eventually

>>735393395
oh yeah this.

>>735393415
Just build your shack near a solar plant.

>>735392251
Id go get me a really nice enduro dirtbike, truck and trailer so I could explore all the national parks of the USA via motorcycle. Granted the electrical grid was still functional and gasoline didnt turn to complete shit I think this could keep me pretty occupied for a while. After I was done with the USA I'd try my best to learn to sail and do this with all the other continents.

>>735392883
You could do this right now.

Fuck all coz I'm a lazy cunt.

>>735393326
>last person on earth
>water and canned food 24/7

Are you retarded or just boring as fuck?

>>735393541
can't do it out in the open. :/

>>735393415
*hysterically ffs >>735393464
Why's that?

>>735393593
>Are you retarded or just boring as fuck?
So far everyone else is dead within a month, my plan is practical and realistic.

>>735392251
go house to house and see how people lived.. Pick some nice spots for myself.. Find some dogs and train them to defend me with their lives by being a true bro to them.

>>735393605
Trip on a rusty nail and die of blood poisioning

>>735393344
we have more than one library here in London. You're probably thinking of the British Library. BTW, most of its collection is stored off-site a long way out of London.

fap to some porn

>>735393672
well id have enough time searching for everything and enjoying british culture while im there. No arabs to ruin the fun

>>735392251
I'll refuse to believe I'm the only human left and start traveling around the world looking for more "survivors". Once I'll get to the point where I understand that I might be the only human left, I'll probably cook me a nice meal, have a nice cigarette, get drunk and throw myself from a very tall location. Being that alone is worse than death.

>>735393464
>shack

Plz explain

>>735392251
Cum on everything, eventually something will get pregnant and I will become the father of new civilization of half human - half whatever beings

>>735393762
If normal power plants stop working you still can get electricity in big ammounts from solar plants. Here in germany we have that stuff everywhere, almost no meintinance and it lasts almost forever

>>735393605
It would be easier with no one around... but you could still do it now. Transition etc?

Fuck all the dead chicks

Hop in my tow truck, grab every car I can find, bust into that big shop out beside the highway, and fucking build whatever weird shit I want.
Go golfing off the top of those high rises I used to build in uptown, finally torch that homeless shanty on Lincoln Ave, torch my girlfriends SUV, I dunno man, I'd be a good good time

>>735393758
>being that alone is worse than death

You must have friends, I enjoy being alone. Also as if you'd jump to commit suicide, you could easily obtain nembutal with no police.

>>735392251
Pray to god and start a religious crusade to find something that i can convert and start a new civilisation.

Try to sustain a power plant while and attempt to make robots to do shit like maintain society without an actual society

Make the worlds most kickass self sustaining Zoo and be the Zookeeper.

Would probably end up injured, but I'd try to recruit a Congress of Chimpanzees as labour and companionship. Maybe fuck a horse or two.

>>735392251
Play out my narcissistic desires and declare my self God of the Earth and act as one. Talk to myself the whole time and compose songs while i do the usual fun stuff you guys do.

>>735392251
>If you woke up one day
would sleep a little bit more

>>735393866
czeched.

i do it at home...but i want to venture out without having to deal with assholes like >>735393669

Become a full time nudist.

File: images.jpg (9KB, 211x239px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 211x239px

>>735394050

Od on viagra

>>735394223
>Talk to myself the whole time
Kek, fuck yeah I'd do the same. Stumble around pissed losing my mind, it'd be an adventure though

>>735392251
Nothing, I will be dead in a hour because of nuclear plants explosion.

>>735394706
just like goal of dutis bro XDDDDDDD

>>735392531
are you Indian?

>>735392251
but there's clearly 2 people in this photo

>>735392251
jerk it and go to bed i guess

>>735392251
Find the spookiest best maintained castle there is and get confortable. Get into supernatural and try to find out if ghosts exist or not.

>>735392251
at least all the cancer on /b/ would be gone

>>735392251
Go to jagex and edit my account file so i can afford t90 gear and try out high lvl pve content for once.

>>735394706
>/thread

Go to top of tallest tower. Fap. Right before about to cum, jump off.

>>735394299
Czeched right back.

I see what you mean. Could probably do it at a drag party or something, but yeah.

(I, too, am an at-home female dresser on occasion.)

>>735392251
Tell 4chan. Subhumans might want to know

>>735394923
>exploding nuclear plant
>/thread

sure smells like idiots or underage

>>735394992
yea boi

>>735394992
I is 12 wy?

>>735394921
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I reached top of my clan in the hiscores, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on Corp, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed wilderness kills. I am fully trained in all 23 skills and I’m the top PKer in the entire Ownage armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another NMZ prod. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never seen before in Gilenor, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in W29 GE? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scouts across the servers and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your main. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be in any world, anytime, and I can PK you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with a bronze dagger. Not only am I extensively trained in pvp combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the God Wars Dungeon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the wilderness, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy skull your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking enter button. But you couldn’t you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit vengeance all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bwana.

>>735392361

Let's rephrase this -- what would you do differently?

>>735394706
>>735394923
No, gay.

Go to all celebrity houses and sniff each pair of underwear individually.

>>735393969
having no friends while still interacting with people online isn't the same kind of alone that being the last living person would be. spend an extended period of time not talking to any person in real life or online or even reading things recently written by people and see how much you enjoy it.

>>735392251
Depends, would I know that I am the only human?

>>735392251
Nothing. I would stay at home. Go to the grocery store to get food when needed. Shit anywhere I wanted. I like pissing in cups and wouldn't have to hide it anymore. Hope here's a woman on earth or multiple. Cage them and keep them in my basement.

>>735394706
do you live right next to a nuclear power plant? otherwise that won't mean shit unless you walk into an irradiated area

>>735393415
>How do you laugh historically

>>735395205
I was living in a tent for a month in the middle of the forest. I didnt see a single person for the entire time and the only thing that kept me sane was my kindle with 900 books on it.

After that i still dont like being around other people.

>>735395271
You must be a boring person

Firstly, I'd have to find a farm and learn it real fast.

then, I'd set up my torrents and download everything I needed (Music, videos, porn etc.)

All would be good.

>>735395205
>spend an extended period of time not talking to any person in real life or online or even reading things recently written by people and see how much you enjoy it.

Not trying to sound edgy but I think I would, last person on earth sounds cool apart from shit not working

>>735395305
>last person alive
>nothing significant happens except laughing
>write it down in history book because fuck you

>>735393444
Based trips.

I'd also go around looking for drugs and alcohol, and get fucked up until I died. I don't do drugs or even drink much these days, but if I were the last person alive, I might as well.

Would it be worse knowing you're going to die or live forever alone?

>>735395361
I didn't leave my house for a year, except to walk to the mailbox to get my magazines. I would have anxiety attacks. I am better now, still anxiety and paranoid.

>>735392251
Get a few guns and ammo. Serious you don't know your the only one and well animals like lions and bears oh my.

Next download all the porn, tv shows, music and movies I can, get dvds and cds. All the can food and can food meat. Meds as much as I could. Books as much as I could. A big suv, van or bus with a enclosed trailer. Gas jugs big ones. Fill up as many as I could. You only got power so long. To see the sites.

I want to see as much as I could. Try to find one of those real dolls to enjoy. When the power is done, food running low end it. There's something's I forgot but you get the point.

>>735395271
>only human left on earth
>cage non existent women in my basement
what?

Write a book while im explorin g the world. A book about the last human on earth and his story in 3rd person.

>>735395305
Kek yeah noice 1 dood I corrected myself, but I'm imagining it'd be like an old Englishman big belly chuckle

>>735392251
Find secret milltary bases

Find alien space ship

learn to fly it

travel the stars

>>735395540
>Hope there's a woman on earth or multiple.

Condition -> Function

I'll shit everywhere

>>735395412
Shit not work, where will the food come from, getting sick, getting hurt. See to many things to survive out there in your own. No pussy so you need a pussy pocket, rubber ass, or one of those real dolls.

>>735392251
I'd start off walking around my town naked smoking a bowl then I would take a walk down to a navel base and attempt to helm a destroyer

>>735395537
Sounds like a bad ebook.
A human is free. You can survive wirhout power and fast transportation just fine, people pre 1800 did it. Why does everybody just want to kill himself when the electricity isnt working? If youre alone on the planet you can just walk 20 miles and find a new car/house that has things that makes life easy for a while.

Gosh

>>735395287
Actually, I'm a spic but I was referring as an european

File: 1495507671574.png (18KB, 349x321px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 349x321px

>>735392251
Burnouts, drifting and general hooning drunk as fuck nearly 24/7

Commit suicide

>>735395768
>helm a destroyer

Would be a long process to do anything. You're better off trying to fly a military jet.

>>735395578
>"Jolly-ho, now that was a good one old chap, was it not ?"

>>735395390
I am.

>>735393395
probably a bunch of cp

>>735392251
>>735391577
Have a wank

next day

have a wank and fuck a sex doll

next day

kill some animals for food

next day

Kill self after self erotic asphyxiation whilst looking at some fine booty pics

>>735392251
>go to hobby store
>take all the plastic models, paint, glue, etc.

>>735395732
Are you SRS?
For 1, canned food, heaps of foods last for years. Why would I get sick or hurt? Porn and sex toys

Simples

>>735395884
Kek that's it

>>735395625
Go to white house

Find secret files on everything

Travel and find the most secret bases like black sites off the books stuff

Start collecting the most powerful and most damg weapons/ advanced tech and play with it

Since gasoline is only usable for 3 - 5 months untreated and up to a year treated in a storage tank, I'd print off locations (cause who knows how long electricity will last) every pharmacy (for drugs), major police station (to break into the evidence rooms), nuclear power plants to avoid the fallout from when they surely fail after being unmanned, survival stores, real doll warehouse, and begin my travels stock piling as much as I can until I can no longer drive.
I'd set up my home somewhere mild so I can grow crops year round and also figure out how to store all the pharmaceuticals so they don't expire and degrade.
Once that is all done I'll spend my days high as fuck fucking rubber assholes until the day I die.

>>735395885
>me so trendy and edgy

>>735395271
Cringed/10

>>735396263
>expire
I bet you dont eat products that are 1day ober the exp. Date eh?

People found old barrels with diesel that is almost 50 years old and used it no problem.

File: 8851012935.png (142KB, 374x205px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 374x205px

>>735395816

>>735396263
>rubber assholes

You do realize they make full dolls right?

File: german.jpg (76KB, 750x390px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 750x390px

>>735392361
>>735395084

>>735396052
Fuck yeah I would do more of that shit now if it wasn't so expensive

>>735396392
I eat expired food. I have yogurt well past it's expiration.

>>735396952
OK :-)

>>735396484
Yeah gonna call bullshit on your claim to unused fuel lasting 50 years. Fucking Exxon states diesel can only be stored for up to 12 months in perfection conditions as long as it is tested and additives are used.

Drugs lose their effectiveness after awhile don't ya know. But hey you have fun dying from a simple infection because you're such a cum drinking faggot.

>>735396952
See>>735396674

>>735396293
I live near a marshalls and would grab a few extra pairs of slippers.

>>735392251
Fuck yeah, finally a good excuse for not having a girlfriend.

>>735396678
Yes but I'll only fuck the assholes on the reg. This is about survival man.

Find the most expensive rv.
Get a trailer for it
Load up vehicle on it
Load up food and water and fuel
And weapons
And i would go see whats inside area 51

id find the real doll factory since that's the closest id ever get to sex again

>>735397230
Kek you really are an insufferable faggot

>>735397167
(((Exxon)))

>>735392251
I live next to an barracks where they keep their artillery I'd have one hell of a time

>>735392538
you become a kang

>>735396674
You're on /b/ faggot. Kys you tranny nigger scum.

>>735397167
I'm not who you're responding to, but holy shit I can already tell he's honna lose this argument.

Because it's impossible to win a logical argument against a retard.

>>735392473
King of niggers? you must be a ashy nigger.

>>735392361
KAaaaaaaaaaaaaaMeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!...

>>735397441
I would grad a military truck load it up with shells hook up the largest cannon they owned, probably will end blowing myself up

File: kang.jpg (40KB, 500x416px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 500x416px

>>735397526
Doesn't sound so bad.

1. Collect some supplies (medical stuff, solar panels, canned food, tools, books informative and entertaining)
2. Find a fruit orchard
3. Set up my new home there, plant other crops nearby
4. Make the best of it


Find a nice weed farm

>>735395812
My nigga

>>735392251
Fucking celebrate

>>735392251
Do what I do every day pinky...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYvAYwpUDv8

>>735397739
>blowing myself
if i could do that, i'd never leave the house

>>735392251
Get a couple of dogs and travel the continent in previously unaffordable cars and see all the amazingly beautiful shit that's there to see.

Read a lot of diy books and have a magical life in the re-established garden eden.

Get a bunch of those silicone humanlike dolls to fuck, form an emotional attachment to one, kill it because the dog fucked it, kill the dog, kill self.

>>735397867
>Try to take over the world.

Suddenly seems very feasible...

File: 1497106301014.jpg (173KB, 600x1000px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 600x1000px

>>735397756
Oh looks its the "weed dude"
Just remember,
Smokers are jokers "man"

>>735395812
>Why does everybody just want to kill himself?
You've never experienced loneliness. Nobody in modern society has.

>>735393740
Enjoying British Culture would require British people around

>>735397385
The home goods store is next to the Marshall. I'd also pick a nice set of pans to cook with. Maybe gourmet spices.

>>735398012
This! A thousand times this!!!

>>735398109
oh i would just go inside a typical brit home and live there for a week making original brit breakfast and fish'n chips

i'd prefer to go to europe instead of the USA, it would be cool to tool around castles and roman ruins instead of the cultureless midden that is the USA

Go to the local library and move all religious themed literature into the fiction section.

>>735398129
You're the guy that goes to a bar and orders milk or something weird aren't you?

>>735398227
>cultureless midden that is the USA

Nigga.

Naked entire city

Rob bill gates house.

>>735398292
fucking amazing anon.

File: images (2).jpg (27KB, 332x444px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 332x444px

>>735398292

>>735398343
I the guy who goes into a bar and order nothing. Just sits and stares at fucks like you. Then follow you to your car...short story is you end up going from my trunk to my basement.

>>735398360
>>735398391
>>735398423
The special bus has arrived

>>735398292
>move all religious themed literature into the fiction section

fuggit. use them for ass wipe and/or burn them

>>735398292
Burn it. We don't want he aliens knowing how stupid we were.

What would you guys do if you broke a leg or needed serious medical atention. One little fuck up and there is no one to help you

File: bitch.jpg (34KB, 610x343px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 610x343px

Tramp the fuck out of the world and not be afraid of niggers and nigger like people that steal and want to do harm. Enjoy life to its fullest.

>>735392251
Kill as many people as possible.

>>735398532
>you end up going from my trunk to my basement

"break out the gimp"

"but the gimp is sleeping"

"well...i guess we're gonna jus have ta wake eem up"

>>735398532
>stares
Kek, i'd kick the shit out of you

>>735398607
Keep one bullet, and have it in the chamber.

Go to Egypt and look for the hall of records

>>735398672
You'd get rape without lube.

>>735398532
>>735398562
>>735398605
>>735398622
>the edge

File: 1WjYutp.jpg (353KB, 1919x1199px) Image search: [Google]

353KB, 1919x1199px

>>735392251
celebrate me becoming a god

>>735398012
this is pretty realistic though

>>735392251
mourn the loss of my loved ones (few) and then celebrate.

then when food starts running out, I'd become a farmer and live my life peacefully until I die.

File: pat-pat.jpg (28KB, 300x450px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 300x450px

>>735398759
Nice one little guy!

>yfw

>>735393669
>735393669
that's cold man...

>>735398532
>short story is I'm a fucking idiot

>>735397526

Kong*

File: A9AB6D2A-F1CE-40D9-B573-7A22712B2407-1185-000002CF3A6421E0.jpg (552KB, 1834x1440px) Image search: [Google]

552KB, 1834x1440px

>>735392251
Travel the whole continent and try to find someone else, because it would be statistically impossible for my sorry ass to be the only one.

Also live underground for the rest of my life after all the nuclear reactors melt down

>>735399002
How many times have you been raped?

File: 456240271.jpg (25KB, 612x408px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 612x408px

Declare myself royalty and put flags everywhere i go while singing my athem and expanding my kingdom.

>>735399204
A supermodel I was fucking once jumped on me while I was sleeping.. That count?

>>735398778
"Kill as many people as possible" was a joke, as in this scenario, there would only be one possible person to kill.

>>735399310
not if it was a dream kiddo

>>735398532
>the edge
>the cringe
Neckbeard confirmed

>>735393187
prowl around whitehouse, area 51,and pray that the now non maintained nuclear facilities don't start melting down

>>735399310
It was your dad. That's fucking rough dude.

>>735392251
Find means to take frozen embryos and bring them to term. Educate them as godless libertarian humanists.

Prepare them to organize defenses against planet killer comets and such, and the rise of the cockroach people.

>>735399378
Nah I can't remember dreaming that night, "kiddo"

>>735392251
Be very alone, very happy and very free. Travel everywhere, see everything crumble.

>>735399436
>being this jealous

>>735399405
They would. No failsafes will keep that water from cooking out. Cooling tanks evaporated, rods exposed.... youre fucked. I'm not an expert and I could be wrong but from everything I've read that would be the case.

>go to work
>sit at boss desk
>do his job very poorly
>jerk off at lunchbreak
>leave 30min early

>>735392251
if everyone else is dead then you probably would die and there would be no electricity. Unless it's some sort of isolation program made by aliens/future technology.

>>735399574
How many dicks have you had in your ass, not including father?

File: IMG_3762.jpg (312KB, 1280x913px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 1280x913px

Go around and let animals out of houses and pens so they'll have a chance to survive.

>>735399405
Almost all new reactors that are build after the 80's can shutdown on their own if lack of controll is detected. Even if the elect. grid is down after that the reactors would stay on standby and the water would not evaporate because the technology to limit the heat emission/degradation of nuclear material is there. Of Course after a couple of years the water will be gone and its going to get hot but no explosions. There were a couple reactors that melt down in the US and nobody noticed.

>>735392251
Look for a sheep

Nuke the moon because why not.

>>735392251
Find all black leather pants and jacket. Prepare for the alien return.

>>735399713
muh kekkles

>>735399900
You keep bringing up anal sex with ones own father..

You okay? Wanna talk about it?

I would dig up Martin Luther Kings bones and skull fuck it

>>735392251
Load up on generators and fuel.
Load up truck loads of games and big screen TVs.
Load up on canned food and bottled water.
Kick back and enjoy life.
Maybe get a cat.

>>735400073
leave the edgy kid alone. He cant see his own dick because of the flabs of fat. Let him be.

Go to friends house and find his phone. Post "i love dicks" on facebook. snif his underwear

I would split my sack open and run my leg through it

>>735400073
Definitely a bottom.

fpbp

>>735399871
Generators and fuel....
For one person, a small town would provide a lifetime worth.

>>735400210
>canned food

Why is everyone eating that shit?
Is it that hard to just get a truck full of pasta and grow own potatoes/Vegs and eat healthy?

You know what, I wanna change mine up a bit, I'd B&E that faggot across the street from me, pile his clothes into his faggot stanced 90s civic he always wakes me up with, torch that thing, go to my girlfriends apartment, grab our dog, destroy everything of worldly value to her. Go forth, hunt down my rival, break into his apartment, even knowing he's gone I'll take great pleasure in destroying everything he owns, torch his whole fucking apartment building, go find his parents house, burn every photo of him, and them, burn their house down, I want to annihilate him from the face of the earth.
When someone finally finds what remains of humanity, only his legacy, and his bloodline, will be eradicated.
After I've finished that, I dunno. I'd probably go down to Utah, find a nice rock to lay on, and stab myself in the chest again, while the sun sets over me

>>735400372
yeah because you wanna look fit for the monkey's

>>735400291
>bringing up anal sex again

I'm really recommending seeing someone man, what he did was NOT okay.

>>735392251
get armed and try to kill all the niggers that are left

Watch reruns of Parks and recreation

>>735393860
Kek.. This reminded me of the scene in This Is The End where Danny McBride asserts his authority by stating he'll cum on whatever he likes

>>735400073
You keep posting replies. Obviously looking for the dick. Just providing an observation.

>>735400468
You seem to have a lot of anger.

>>735400498
Okay you're a fag. Stop flirting and post your cock pictures.

>>735400618
>just providing another response because my first one was shit

>>735392251
I would set up the fattest, most stimulus rich crib I can muster solar generators so I keep power indoor heated pool bulk supplies so I don't have to worry. Mostly insanity avoidance.

>>735392251
Get shot by Niggers

>>735400372
>fall ill one day
>you're sick of fucking gay ass pasta
>can't tend to your garden
>wildlife gets into it
>you die of faggotry

File: 1243139094165.jpg (17KB, 361x525px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 361x525px

>>735400674
Still thinking about cocks? Here you go

>>735393187
This

>>735399944
Doesn't it fuck with the rotation or something. Don't fuck with the moon.

>get a flash costume
>run around like naruto
>yell "i am anon and i am the fastest man alive"

laugh every 5 minutes

I wouldn't have to do anything, the ramen would already be all mine.

I might declare war on Quessant, I don't know the place but it looks like a shithole on google maps

>>735400919
>the birds judge your stupid ass

File: as.jpg (51KB, 587x471px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 587x471px

This is what would happen to me
I just know it.

>>735392251
>If you woke up one day to find you were the only human left on earth - what would you do?

What if the person this question is being posed to is a pregnant female?

>>735400540
What is it about "the only human left on earth" that you don't you understand?

>>735395361
How did you charge the kindle?

>>735401302
Then she can breastfeed in public

muricah

>>735401449

He invoiced it

>>735401440
niggers < humans

kill myself

>>735393415
>laugh historically
I would hope so.

>>735401302
the question is being posed on 4chan.
any women here are not pregnant.
but for sake of argument baby is dead too. why wouldn't it be.

>>735400802
Put your garden inside where bugs and animals can't get it.

>>735401128
That would suck.

>>735392251
hide from the psychopaths

>>735401784
Are you always this stupid?

>>735392251
probably just fuck around on the internet

>>735392251
Live in an apple store and be sad that there's no power anywhere :(

>>735393187
>Last human on earth
>Last human on earth to be probed an dissected
Pro plan

Take my tshirt off at the pool

>>735395842
What would you do differently is the question...

>>735392251
FUCK EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

>>735392251
Use everything as target practice. Plus raid some juicy weapons depots.

I make it my mission to go to every possible animal shelter city by city, and let the animals loose.

Dying in a cage from starvation is a bitch.

>>735401449
a kindle battery lasts for around a week if you read every day 15 hours. i had a powerbank with 10k mah so 1 month worth of charge

It wouldn't take too long for every unattended nuclear power plant to overheat and explode. I have a supermarket and liquor store in walking distance from my house. I would cook the best meats and watch movies and fap until the world explodes

>>735403634


>>735399931

File: tmp_29171-1496917693748-1454164137.jpg (188KB, 799x1200px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 799x1200px

>>735397167
>perfection conditions

Are you still talking grade school English classes dude? Because you have to be 18 years old to use this site. And don't blame auto correct because middle school should have taught you how to proof read specifically to keep you from being this retarded.

>>735403627
Capacitors degrade over time dumbshit. So unless you're well versed in electrical theory and had manufacturing capabilities, your only going to have it a few years.

>>735404096
its not 1950 anymore m8

>>735403627
No wonder you don't like being around other people. Probably because you notice through them that you're actually a raging retard.

>>735404305
not really no. I just dont like being around people.

>>735392251
How the fuck am i supposed to know that i am actually the last person on the planet? Will i get a message telling me that i am the last or what? Explain that shit.

>>735404239
You're definitely not versed at all in electrical theory.

Batteries are a type of capacitor

>>735404096
He can always just go with normal books when his thing die..
Calm down dude.

>>735404474
like i said its not the 1950's anymore.

>>735393187
>>735393395

Both of these. Find out the secrets.

>>735404376

>nuh uhh, I'm not retarded i just seem that way.

Likely story.

I go about my life like normal. Buy groceries when I need to. Mow my lawn. BBQ a couple of times a month.

Just because everyone is gone doesn't give me a right to go around acting like a savage.

>>735404458

You won't ever know you're the last one for sure but you should be able to guess something's wrong a few hours after everyone disappeared.

>>735404512
Make me, bitch!

>>735404376
Which is a wise decision.

File: 1327359205893.png (9KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 250x250px

>>735404662

Getting frustrated just from reading your shit.

>>735404547
Restating yourself doesn't make it a valid argument. Learn some electrical theory. preferably when you graduate highschool.

>>735404808
Easy, neighbor. Or else I won't mow your lawn in your absence.

File: 20170610_223601.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x1836px

>>735404910

Oh noe replacement batteries dont exsist xďdddddddddd

Hmm, OP said last HUMAN in earth, wouldn't that mean all the niggers would still be here?!?

Man that would really suck. One white man, rest niggers. You know they can't take care of anything.

>>735404547
Never had a battery failing on you?
You can only use your electronics for a few years.
>>735405058
No. Limited shelf life.

>>735405219
God can you sound even more retarded?

File: 2017-06-10 16.39.45.jpg (916KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

916KB, 2560x1440px

>>735405058
For a limited time, again learn electrical theory when you exit grade school.

>>735405388
You know he can just read a book if his pad dies right?
You know you sound like an pure autism right?

File: 2017-06-10 16.43.32.jpg (740KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

740KB, 2560x1440px

>>735405321
You're the retard

>>735405219
Is correct

>>735405642
Not the argument. You're out of your element donny.

>>735405793
i give up, you just cant win against autism.

>>735405219
Meh. Generators generally don't go bad over time unless they're in use. It wouldn't be hard to continue using any form of electronics that don't rely on a battery to stay on. And most things that are fucked with a dead battery can still run by being plugged in.

>>735395503
You'll have dogs and cats as your best friends.

>>735405698
are you in 4th grade or something? or are your hand just crippled?

>>735405944
Why the fuck do you think I'm an electrical engineer?

>>735406070
oh no i would never think that. i think youre a retard trying to hard prooving a point that no one cares about in a thread about being the last human alive and taking drugs.

But hey no worries

>>735405998
All circuit boards have a lifespan on electrical throughput.

>>735392251
Start blowing shit up and breaking shit until I got too lonely

then I guess id end myself.

>>735392251
Get some guns. Thank you 2th amendment.

>>735406010
You have to write real fast in college but that's okay, you'll find out if you graduate grade school.

>>735405388
>>735405698
looks like bad made homework

>>735405998
Yeah probably.
I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't bother with electronics in OP's scenario.
So much to do, travel and shit.
I've already spent 20 years staring at a screen.
And if I need to read a book I won't use a fucking kindle I'll use a book.