You become Dr.Manhattan for 24-hours With all of his ablities.

Kill half the population on earth starting with retarded governments and religions

i guess get outsmarted because im not the most clever guy? after all its not like he is the smartest man

>>735389567
Make my blue dong bigger

>>735389567
Fill a few dozen big city bank vaults full of cow shit

helicopter penis display

Get your mom to make me a sandwich.

>>735389567
create a way for me to keep my powers beyond the 24 hour span obviously.

>>735389567
Find every Rorschach cosplayer on this planet and kill him.

Cook a pie in space

>>735389857
kek

>>735389567
Put on underwear. Eat a pizza on the couch.

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>>735389567
Remove all pollution

Repair all infrastructure

Shift all mineral wealth in the earth's crust to the surface

Remove all space debris

Create moon base and mars base which is ready for human occupation

Create space elevator

Destroy known criminals and corrupt officials, then put honorable/competent persons in their places

Remove all mosquitoes from the planet

Ect...

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23 hours and 45 minutes of this. Than destroy the world.

>>735390282
rip the core of the earth then.

>>735390282
I'd just in do everything you did with your 24 hours with mine.

>>735390421
No, only the earth's crust.

Not the mantle or core.

Trump blowy in a subspace capsule. I blow my load as we begin reach apex and begin to safely plummet into the Arctic ocean. We stare into each other's eyes as my mixture of semen and denture cream enjoy faux weightlessness. I think about the military parade surly waiting for us in Russia..

Giant fart cloud

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>>735390432
Why though?

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>>735390290

>>735390432
But if it's already done by him, what will you do?

>>735389567
1st of all make my self super rich so when i come back im no longer a fucking loser.
after that go and witness all the weird unexplained shit in the universe.

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>>735390677
KeK.

KeK sees all.

>>735390745
I think he meant undo, which is why I asked why>>735390613

>>735389567
Permanently make myself Dr. Manhattan.

Immediately teleport anyone with more than 100 million dollars in cash/assests into the dead of space.

Destroy all cash/liquid assests on the planet.

Redestribute resources so no children starve.

>>735389567
destroy the earth

I don't know where I'd start exaclty, but the world's human population is about to get a whole lot smaller.

>>735390918
spoken like someone who doesn't have kids.

>>735389567
Gangrape everyone at once

>>735390918
>children wont starve
>there are billions of children
>suddenly everyone else is starving

>>735389567
level the middle east , africa and cleanse all of europe and usa of niggers and sand niggers

>>735389697
this

>>735391090
Eugenics...

Keeping only the greatest of us...

Ethically justified while simultaneously morally reprehensible.

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>>735391235
Knew that guy would come sooner or later

>>735390282
>Remove all mosquitoes from the planet

I welcome you as my personal lord and savior.

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>>735391812
I would try my best to make earth great again.

>go to Mecca
>become a giant
>create duplicate
>fuck myself in the ass
>cum on the Black Rock
>watch terrorists foam at their mouths and kill themselves from the haram I'm causing

>>735390613
Cause fuck him that's why. Who the he'll is he to "fix" everything?

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>>735389567
I'd find the closest version of this motherfucker and screw with him.

>>735389567
>Creat a way to give me his powers permanently
>become Super King Big nuts of this dimention.

>>735389567
Destroy every religion.
Kill every fag.
Kill every fat person.
Kill every person who isn't white.
Wipe Germany, Sweden, and France out of existence.
Give remaining survivors fusion power.

>>735392093
Well that was me, why do you want everything to be broken?

I would turn earth into paradise and lead humanity towards greatness, why wallow in misery?

>take all leaders
>put them in one place
>ROYAL RUMBLE

Mostly this though. The world is my playground now. I'd just fuck with the important people.

>>735390282
This and even more as implied in the post

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>>735392038
Kek'd at this
imagine the worlds reaction.
of course something like this would be filmed and seen everywhere.

>>735389697
yeah but what governments tho and what religons

>>735392243
Because it's not your place. You don't get to decide.

>>735390677
>>735391344
>>735392399
Checked

>>735389567
Honestly, I'd teleport altar boys to Catholic priests private quarters. Probably 2 priests, 1 boy.

Bring moot back

>>735389697
"half"

>>735389567
Masturbate until the salt content in the ocean kills all ocean marine life.
evolve new ectoplasmic marine life to thrive in cum oceans.

>>735392630
I think he meant their lower halves.

>>735392488
Well if it were within my ability to take such actions it would be within my power to decide which is the premise of this thread.

Mind telling me why exactly you think this would be wrong or "bad"?

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>>735392488
>>735392588
>>735392399
>>735391344
>>735390677

>>735390491
The core is made of and the mantle is filled with minerals and precious metals

>>735389567
make damn sure that I don't lose my powers

>>735389567
I'd make the ideal me, then move the brain from my current body to that body so that when I lost the powers, I'd be nearly superhuman anyway.

I'd also make a submarine race of humanoid creatures that would threaten mankind because I like fiction war movies.

>>735389567

I'd crash a replica of the twin towers into the Black Rock. Imagine their faces.

Create a medication/medical procedure that I can take after turning back that will make me biologically immortal. Give myself super powers with said procedure as well if that's allowed. Make myself a super exosuit. Discover if it is possible and feasible to travel at ftl speeds with warp drives and design said ships if so. If not create stations on Mars and Europa. Find the most beautiful woman in the world and fuck her. Remove Tumblr from the internet. Release a pathogen that makes a portion of people infertile unless they receive an expensive medical treatment I design. Locate as many instances of exo life in the galaxy as I can and give this information to NASA. Refuel the Sun with new hydrogen and remove an equal mass of stored helium.

>>735392946
Also I'd deal with pollution. Somehow forgot to mention that.

>>735389567
>What do you do?

Fuck Alan Moore. To death.

>>735389698
>>735389715
>>735389773
>>735389906
>>735390208
>>735390569
>>735390596
>>735392208
>>735392542
>>735392638
Surely the depths of autism can't reach much lower than this

>>735393061

Pray tell what would you do?

>>735392857
Yes, there is a large sum of metallic compounds within the mantle and core but I would only take from the solid crust and place other portions of the surface into the cavities to stabilize it.

Taking from the mantle or core would have disastrous results.

>>735391215
>deconstruct non essential matter atomically and reform it into food
>no one starves now

>>735392542
kek

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>>735390918

Fuck all coz I'm a lazy cunt.

>>735390918
children starving isn't going to be the worst of your problems now that the entire earth is in complete anarchy once all currency is destroyed

I don't fully understand his powers, but i'm assuming he's almost omnipotent?
In that case, send off every criminal, every corrupt politician, all niggers(not every black person, though, there are some nice people), all radical muslims and those who support them, all radical feminists and so on, and so on on a secluded base on Mars, where they could do whatever they want.
Give the remaining people resources(find and put asteroids full of rare materials in Earth's reachable orbit, or just on Earth) and, if my powers allow, technology for a huge boost in almost every field of science.
Money and shit to turn my life to the best after those powers end.
Also, cure Jon Risinger's sense of smell and brainwash hi to become my cute little cumbucket.

Make two copies of myself and use all of Malin Akerman's holes for 24 hours.

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>>735393240
Fuck me, I live in Tennessee and i've never seen such a creature. I'd expect someone like that to life in California.

>>735389567
destroy the earth and cry for a millenium

Throw Mike Pence in the middle of a Sean Cody shoot.

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I would do my best to disguise my power and only let my true power be known to those who deserve it.
I will walk amongst the most downtrodden of folk and help those truly in need.
I will feed the hungry.
I will drench the thirsty.
I will entertain the depresed.
I will slap the needy.
I will console the grieving and bless the children.
I am blue...
Aba deeba, ba die.

>>735389567
Take advantage of Flashpoint and take away 10 years from the timeline so every super hero is weaker preventing them from ever posing a threat to my grand master plan of destroying the entire multiverse and replace it with infinite universes all ruled by an infinite number of me.

I'd have murderous tendencies for sure, bot not before I succumb to curiosity.

>what's under the deepest sands in our desert?
>drain Loch Ness for 30 mins and look for a carcass of a sea serpent
>swim under one of Jupiter's moons
>teleport all garbage to the sun

Mostly finding some weird shit under the sea and in space

>>735389567
that that girl from my class and get money$ and a cool pc. and friends. and get mom a new car

and get mc donals

>>735389567
>go to /b
>make thread, explain that I have become Dr.Manhatten and that the first one to roll quads gets their wish fullfilled
>when someone rolls quints tell them i won't fullfill their wish cause OP is a faggot
>???
>PROFIT

>>735389567
Make my hangover go away

>>735389567
Get a boner and end life on earth

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>>735393708
Fuck you too.

>>735393906
*not quints, but quads

>>735389567
i guess stoping time because he is literally a god and can do what he wants?

>>735389567
ill find out how to be Dr.Manhattan forever.
than ill be happy as fuck due my biggest dream came true and maybe then i would leave this galaxy to create life.

>>735393885
Break the garbage down to its base constituents instead of reducing the mass of the earth

Exploring everything sounds wonderful though.

Only those who can control their own urges should be able to wield this type of power.

>>735389567
What are his powers anyways never saw watchmen.

Make AMA thread on 4chan

>>735394140
>Only those who can control their own urges should be able to wield this type of power.

Bullshit!
If you could shoot planes out of the sky with your cum shot, you're telling me you wouldn't try?

>>735394194
Read it you fuck. The movie doesn't hold a candle to the comics. Too bad the author is a jaded narcissist.

>>735389567
Make another dead Dr. manhattan that doesn't expire and transfer my consciousness into it

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>>735389567
Go to mars and create a sustainable living system and then let someone blow up a nuke acting like its me. And then go to earth and have to kill some dude just to keep peace only to find out the faggot left his journal which says "the nuke wasnt dr.manhattan." with a news paper publisher and then realize that there is only a false sense of peace and there is no way to find true peace.

>>735394333
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts.

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>>735393895
>mc donals

>>735394291
Ha!

Um... I could use my imagination now to 'experience' that, so I would just increase my ability to 'dream/imagine' and leave all people unharmed.

Your post made me smile though, you are a natural comedian.

>>735389567
Make myself a sandwich so big, I can't eat it.

Thus disproving god.

>>735389567
Destroy all Muslims

That wasn't even hard

>>735394593
You could then give yourself the ability to eat such a sandwich and repeat the process forever more.

>>735394316
DC comics pretty much stole from him, I'd be jaded too

>>735390282
Well I would do everything you said minus the stuff about minerals. That shit would destroy half the world just from the impact on the economy

>>735389567
Well, discover a way to keep that abilities of course... :-)

>>735393061
Stfu newfag

>>735394859
uh oh looks like a bitch is triggered

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>>735394640
and jews

>>735394738
I would do much more than what I wanted to type, which is why I ended in etc.

The economy as we know it would be changed anyhow since I would give everyone everything they needed, and make every aspect of life sustainable.

>>735394961
Takes one to know one.

>>735389567
Immediately kill all non-whites, especially Jews. That's all I really want.

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>>735395021
Fuck of Vladimir.

>>735389567
>Erase all religion from the planet.
>Purge planet of all races besides White and Asian
>Boost minimum I.Q. on the planet to 130
>Create alternate dimension with myself as eternal god with all of my memories.
>Visit random places in the universe and return to Earth before my time runs out.
>Get my powers back from alternate self I created with no time limit.
>Tag team entity that gave me my powers and did a shitty job in creation.
>Profit.

>>735389697
>If u include Christianity in there...
>you may as well destroy everything
>because all good would be lost.

resurrect robin.williams and completely cover kansas with feminized pot

>>735395262
Autistics can be good too?

>>735395221
?

Implying communism?

No, I would make certain all individual needs were met, however I would not diminish the individual in the process.

Everyone would still have to work towards their own goals and dreams, but now they would have a stable life with clean water, food and shelter.

>>735389567
Why do comic hereos always have stupid names?

I'd do these things (in this order)

>Give all women a feminine penis (on earth)
>Build my own TARDIS
>Make Adam Lambert president of the USA
>Make everyone black, or differing shades of dark brown
>Construct myself the worlds biggest fidget spinner
>Make smoking illegal, but make vaping ok for people over 14 to do
>Have a personal DragonForce concert for me and all my friends
>Make it so all men have to take Gender Studies and at least get an associates degree in it before being let out into the world

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>>735395463
>It wasn't implied.

You are describing communism, faggot.

>>735395066
lol how's the eighth grade treating you?

>>735395689
I know you are, you said you are but what am I?

>>735390918
You are extremely dumb but at least you have good intentions. Stop listening to other so much

>>735391344
>needing a God to do what we can do ourselves

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>>735395672
No sharing of wealth, only pulling people from poverty.

No redistribution of wealth or limit on monetary assets.

I see no communism here

>>735395609
If I became Dr. Manhattan, I'd kill this person first.

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I would become a pariah that would unite humanity against a single foe and promise i would come back to wreck everyone shit but never do

>>735395256
>Boost minimum IQ on the planet to 130
IQ scores are relative. 100 is average so if you make every person smarter there will still be an average of 100.

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>>735394525

>>735389906
this one got me lol

>>735389697
fpbp

>>735395511
why is his name stupid? What names would you come up with for comic heroes?

>>735395858
When people gather together to decide who lives and dies (genocide) it always ends badly for everyone.

Study your history and do not repeat its mistakes for the good of us all.

>>735389567
Sex with myself

>>735395957
Loser

>>735395859
See
>>735395672

>>735395754
I'm gay

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>>735396123

>>735389567
get mc donals

>>735389567
>remove kebab
>remove israel

>>735396175
See
>>735395754

>>735389567
In the end probably nothing. Maybe meditation with my newly heightened awareness. As much as it may seem fun to muck about on a cosmic level....meh.... I don't really wanna break anything important.

>>735389567
Kill all the Muslims

>>735396350
nice meme bucko

>>735395262
nope.avi
the world was shit when christians ruled it.

>>735396132
Tell me how giving everyone enough clean food, water and shelter with 'magic' is a trait of communism?

By that measure many charities are communist too.

>>735396315
only people with masculine penis can be dr manhattan. you just get magically teleported to faggot island

>>735396183
You too!

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>>735396041
fuck you nigga i'd name him Atomic Planet Man X
that's a way cooler name

>>735389567
I give myself his powers indefinitely.

>>735390282
This.

Give myself the abilities forever.

>>735396450
May I remind you you're posting in a thread where everyone is pretending they are papa smurf.

>>735396050
Lol I have a masters in history and a lot of disappointment from my parents.

>>735389567
become rules of earth killing all heads of states.
And if they dont know that my power is limited to only 24 hours they wont try to attack me

>>735396642
Ya, I know. It's the principle.

>>735396673
there's always going to be people stupid enough to try

>>735390918
If you redistribute all assets everyone starves. congratulations, you just killed 90% of humanity. Which, by pure accident, is what we need to do to save humans and the planet from extinction. Way to unintentionally save everyone by killing them you ignorant fuck.

>>735396658
Well, tell me how I am wrong then

>>735396768
Calm yourself rothschild,

Turn the middle east into glass, starting with the murder cube

>>735396902
Exactly.

Creating more than what was and making every system of production excessively sustainable would work though.

Go to mars

>>735397139
LoL!

I'm Jacob d. Rothschild.

Um hm!

>>735389567
i'd recite the alphabet backwards.

>>735397439
You can do dat now doe...

>>735396923
I am phone posting like a fag so dont expect a in depth answer but you're making it too simple. Peoples reaction to action is sometimes the reason for failure not the action itself. Hitler really fucked up how normies perceive everything

>>735397308
See
>>735397139

(This joke matures with age and repetition.)

>>735397506
But I can also do it while i'm Dr. Manhattan. Checkmate athiests.
>>735397139
I fight for justice.

>>735396440
t. a liberal under jew control

Make my ex spontaneously combust.

>>735397516
Stalin, Mao, Hitler...

They were all just misunderstood... Right..

>>735397599
Sure.
: )

>>735397716
No not at all

>>735396050
Good thing you were here to warn people about the costs of using their super hero powers in the wrong fashion. Really saved the day there didn't you faggot?

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>>735397665
(Licks intensely)

>>735389567
stoping all wars and make the world a peaceful place

>>735389567
I learn everything, I write it down for others to learn it. I invent all kinds of technology that would improve life and make everyone smarter.
I would also make many copies of myself and fuck as many girls as I can while I do this.

>>735395021
You would have to kill a lot of people to make the earth sustainable. And if the plan is to make other planets habitable to expand the habitation zone it would cost resources from earth to do it. So you'd still need to kill a lot of people to do it. Tl;dr you need to kill a lot of people to save a lot of people.

>>735397998
We were/ are discussing humans killing other humans in mass, not about thread subject any more.
>>735397861
Tell me of one instance in which genocide turned out well historically speaking.

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>>735389567
destroy as much as i can

>>735390756
>using superpowers to steal and do retarded, pointless shit
nigger detected

Legalize CP

>>735389567

kill all the muslims. destroy the koran. literally wipe it off the face of the planet.

wait 4 years and vote trump again.

>>735398267
You would with our current production methods, and the amount of usable land currently available, although with the power of Dr. Manhattan I could change all of that almost instantaneously.

>>735389697

You do realize that the US currently has a retarded government.

>>735398277
Bar Kokhba

>>735398611
>""""currently """"

Has for quite a while now

>>735398662
That was an uprising against an oppressive ruling class/ruler, not a selective elimination of a type of people based on traits or region of origin.

>>735398948
Led to something though

>>735399148
Not in question that uprisings are potentially necessary in order to eliminate tyranny, but we were discussing eugenics and genocide...

...Whatever, I am leaving now.

>>735395256
IQ is a relative scale. So boosting everyone by 30 points still leaves an average of 100 IQ.

>>735393061
Kek , this is the most autistic post on the thread

>>735391951
>be Dr big blue song
>experience all of time at once both future and past
>spend time lurking more on /b/
>punish op that doesn't deliver

>>735389567
If I just have 24h

>Leave Earth (Mars is perfetly acceptable)
>Build self-sustaining base
>Load it with all the tools I may need
>Load it with all the info and DIY manuals I may need to maintain it, both in data and paper form
>Create a spacecraft able to travel from Mars to Earth just in case of extreme neccesity
>My base also has instantaneous Internet connection to several internet nodes on Earth through quantum entanglement
>In addition, I created the most powerful quantum computer able to run any game (present and future)
>Not to mention that I also created lots of gold through atomic manipulation and sold it for a huge amount of cash. Basically, to purchase more Steam games

TL;DR: I become an interplanetary NEET

>>735389567
I vaporize myself and reform the way he did, thus giving myself his powers "naturally"

Then I do, like, anything. Starting with terraforming every planet in this god forsaken solar system and reassigning people arbitrarily into the new parts of my new empire.

>>735397218
Except you aren't fixing the problem. People have too many children. So if you made the planet sustainable, people would have more children, until it was once again not sustainable. Really you need to use your power to limit peoples reproductive abilities to only having 3 children maximum with an average of 2 or less. Except, that as wr improve technology it costs more resources per person to sustain. Meaning no matter what we do, humanity as a population will find a way to fuck it up. Tl;dr humans wi fuck up amything and die regardless of what we do

>>735398611
Do you realize that liberals are only retarded ppl in all US?

Create a new me that permanently has these powers, transfer my consciousness into it. Try harder.

>>735400085
This is the best answer. Fucking normie faggots trying to be heroes.

>>735392488
"What would you do"

>its not your place to decide

You retard

>>735395609
kys fagget

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>>735389567
>Manifest them to be permanent.

>>735392921
Best one yet.

Play ride of the valkyrie for world to hear. Split myself into billions of clones. Proceed to tuck and impregnate every woman in the world I feel worth of getting the D, and I have low standards. As the symphony reaches its crescendo I shout my war cry and begin nutting uncontrollably. Their wombs over filled with my seed I begin cackling maniacally while I pull out and begin desecrating everything and one around with my never ending garden hose of cum. Later once power wears off, go down as most evil person ever in history of human kind. Get executed. It's ok, at least I don't have to pay child support for the billions of my kids around the planet. Due to huge influx of my DNA into gene pool, preventing inbreeding now impossible. Successfully troll evolution.

>>735401276
was this supposed to be funny?

>>735401877
You Know The Rule: Tits or GTFO

Can i easily kill myself in a non-painful way? i'd do that.

>>735402691
See this thread: 735401721