>gf is prego I can't even describe it how happy I am.

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>>735389257
When do you plan on aborting the little retard?

>>735389304
I don't. I can't way to spoil my kid so much. I can't wait to teach them how to ride a bike, or to play football with my son, or to play barbies with my daughter or the tea drinking game.

bump?

>>735389257
>>735389491

Nice.

Just remember that parenting and culture is 80% of how a kid grows up to be. Thats the real reason nig-nogs are nig-nogs, its the opportunities and not being educated from an early age.

Need to raise your kid like that girl on the tv show Alias. Dude raised her to be a super spy from kid age and she didn't know she was being groomed for it.

> a good combo if you could manage it is public/waldorf school until about 3rd grade, then homeschool after that

> keep em clear of smartphones and make them resort to oldschool activities to keep occupied rather than tv or computer (and promote anime).

> dont give em games on the comp, especially mmos... let em run wild on Photoshop/Illustrator and get em a a cheap art stylus for it so they can start drawing anime

Thread is gonna die probably. nevermind. I love you all without you guys I would never go so far.

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>>735389257

>>735390132
lol thanks
this is a little too soon, we are relatively young (I am 26 she is 20), but I will take notes.

>>735390132
Degenerate. This keeps the child indoors.

Kids need to go outside so they don't sperg out and be kissless.

>>735390483
OP here. gf just told me this 5 hours ago and as a soon to be parent in 9 months I am reading things like this. It is like the world has changed.

>>735389257
Congratulations, man. That's really fucking awesome!

>>735389257
How old are you both?

>>735390791
Nigger she going have a miscarriage

Check it

>>735390880
I am 26 havinga relatively good job.

She is 20 still learning at university.

>>735390935
Fuck you.

>>735389257
Right. Have fun going broke while you raise a pissy little ingrate. It'll be like having /pol/ and /r9k/ in your living room.

>>735390935

Rolling for this

>>735389257
You're so sweet that you will take care of Jamal's child.

>>735390968
>It'll be like having /pol/ and /r9k/ in your living room.

Both of our political views are far away from /pol/ so that won't be a problem. I started as a robot too and now my life changed.

>>735391024
Fuck you guys why are you so cruel.

>>735391063
t. jelaous cuck

Having a kid is cool dude. Don't let these shut in virgins tell you any different.

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>>735389257
Congrats :D

Whaddya gonna do when a niglet pops out, white dude?

>>735391183
>>735391229
Thanks guys.

>>735391237
Did you already have an experience with this anon?

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>>735389257
congrats op, when are you going to marry her

>>735391237
/pol/ might be pretending to be Tyrone, but you're right this time. OP will regret knocking her up. Children are a mistake.

>>735391471
I don't know. Soon. We are together now for two years (we met during my last university year and it was her first). This isstill too fast for me. So far it seems like a dream.

>>735391816
>Children are a mistake

You didn't even have one how can you know that?

>>735390483
>>735390791

No it doesn't and they learn enough social contact from the first 4-5 years of school.

Besides, because of smartphones kids dont go outside anymore anyways.

Yo it's gonna suck. I have two and sure I love them and it's cool sometimes but it sucks. You're going to want to an hero in about a year and half. Good luck.

>>735391969

>how can you know that?

Because his parents always told him that

>>735389257
What happens when she pops out a mochachino crotchfruit? Are you leaving or will you announce your cucking?

>>735392479
>I love them and it's cool sometimes but it sucks. You're going to want to an hero in about a year and half

tell me more?

>>735392492
top kek

>>735392519
What is this obsession for you guys about black babies? Is your step sibling black?

>>735392620
I have no living family, you just sound like a gullible nuMale.

>>735392726
>you just sound like a gullible nuMale.

because I have a job, a girlfriend and I am glad for being a soon to be parent?

>>735392620
I'll tell you more. You will have no money, no social life, you won't get to spend time with your girlfriend, your house will smell like shit and piss constantly, everything you own will be covered in grime from the spit and half eaten food, you will have throw up everywhere you look, you'll lose all sense of self as you will only be daddy, say goodbye to sleep, hope you love being embarrassed in public because they're great at that, did you want to have anything for yourself? Forget it, it will be broken or lost the moment it comes through the fucking front door. Oh and you'll have to have a sex schedule, no more romance. What do you get in return? They'll hug/kiss you occasionally, might do or say something funny once in awhile, and they'll be cute. Like I said, you'll love them and you won't give them up for anything but you'll find coming home to be a chore soon.

>>735389257
It's not your kid, kid.

>>735389257

What if its black?

>>735389257
Who is the father?

>>735389257
Why in two fucks do breeders feel like they're god's gift to society?

>>735389257
Don't do what my bro and sis in law are doing. revolving their entire lives around the first child, yet plan on having more.
It's literally the 'baby' show at every family meeting like a new kitten at every gathering, even just a random meet on a Sunday it's the LOOK AT MY BABY.

be natural, let the kid grow, love it lots, but don't hold it's damn hand every minute of it's life.

>>735390218
>saucy
>noodle
I remember this copypasta, nice try

>>735389257
Hey OP, I'm happy for you. Planning on buying any toys in preparation?

>>735394033
>newfag detected

>>735390132
>homeschool
kill yourself retard

>>735389257
U re happy op. Get out of here

>>735393693
Everything you said it is like nothing more than taking responsiblity. I can't wait to do thee things if the kid will offer me back love. As i said i can't wait to play with them, to took care of them, to be a proud father when they go to their first prom.

>>735393799
>>735393806
>>735393858
jealous cucks detected

>>735393984
>it's the LOOK AT MY BABY.

I will be the same as a proud father

>>735394094
I don't know. After a few months sure. It is just too new for me now, and we have 9 months.

>>735390966
So, my gf had a test come out positive today. We're going to doctors soon to find out.

I have a good job, but were both still in uni and she's just stressing cuz she doesn't know how she's gonna finish school. What's your girl planning on doing?

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Have fun with your stupid, shit pet that you have to take intense care of for eight years before it starts resenting you.

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>>735394553

>>735394425
Dunno.. The way things are going in the world kinda makes me not want to have babies.

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>>735389257
Abortion thread anyone?

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Good luck hating your life when the chemicals and hormones go away a few years down and you're left with a groggy, empty feeling that won't go away because you know you've fucked yourself and signed your death contract with an ubgreatful hell spawn and a cheating bitch

>>735394425
I don't think this is bait so clearly you're delusional. You're looking forward to it now, but you will understand soon enough. Also, they don't love you back. They will hate you. Cheers.

>>735394545
the same happened here. Actually she was scared about my reaction, and "what will we do now" I told her I am 100% comitted and no matter what happens we will be happy. Also our parents are pretty normal they can help too. (I can't wait to tell it to my mom)

>>735394553
Thanks I will.

>>735394735
Fuck you

>>735394920
Or I will have the time of my life with a beatiful girl and a nice kid.

>>735394973
>Also, they don't love you back. They will hate you

You surely had terrible parents anon.

what if he has autism

>>735394735
Rolling!

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>>735395138
I hope his kid is born with a defect lmao