G'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

Because I am not a suicidal faggot

Cause I'm doing that to a hot chick later.

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>>735374839
that's a good thing to NOT be.

>>735374760
cause then the voices win

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>>735374935
Glad you not letting them win.
What do they say?

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Because i have no reason to live nor die

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>>735376291
might as well stick around then.

Well I guess making some pancakes could make me feel less suicidal

>>735374760
Anyone with actual depression can tell me if I have it cause I don't fucking know anymore.

>Constant feeling of unease, like butterflies in stomach but bad
>Get bored super easy, end up fidgeting and being unable to sit still
>Random feelings of anger that come from nowehere, with little to trigger them
>Have a really bad self-image
>Really don't like myself/who I am
>Feel like people hate me, even people who tell me they don't
>Feel unlikable

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>>735376448
nice. blueberry or plain pancakes?
>>735376489
i hope you feel better bro.
don't end it all.

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>>735376409
But why there is no need

Sounds more like anxiety to me

>>735376580
I'm not planning on ending it, I value my parents happiness too much to do that to them, but fuck me it's hard living like this feeling fucking awful every day.

>>735374760
Cause I'm not a sexually frustrated beta nerd like you always spamming porn gifs hinting his sexual frustration to everybody crying and bitching all the time.

>>735376580

Depends on what I find.
But blueberry sound nice

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>>735376605
you're needed here. on earth.
i need you. others need you.
you are important
>>735376649
have you tried exercising more?
go for a 2-3 mile run today.
>>735376665
i know. i'm truly pathetic.
i'm glad you're not this pathetic too.
how r u today?

>>735374760
I'm making a handheld ballista and I just had an amazing sex.

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>>735376860
congrats on the sex.
g'luck in your ballista building.

i want to live more

Because when I walk around I get a good amount of girls giving me fuck me eyes and smiling at me
And I'm 6 feet tall and decent looking

>>735374760
I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

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>>735377751
that's great that you want to live more.

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>>735377832
that's awesome many.
sounds like you hit the genetic life lottery.
>>735377836
congrats.
that's alot of kids.

not ready to die yet

>>735374760
because my thirst for dick and pussy can never be sated

Heh,i still wanna see how life will fuck me up por aid me

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>>735378545
so you'll keep trying to get both until you die?
>>735378585
masochist ?

>>735374760
Who is that hoe

>>735377992
It is, but my wife and I both wanted 7.

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>>735378653
fat butt dick-riding hoe.

>>735374760
Hey, OP, you doing alright today?

And it's because, for once, I'm excited to see how my future is going to play out. I don't know what will happen, but I'm definitely curious. I also just got off probation, and I'm starting to look back over the past year, and think about how far I've come.


Thank you for doing these threads. It's nice to have someone essentially ask how I'm doing.


*also, found the name of the girl from the gif from the other day. Shyla Jennings, in case anyone else asks in the future.

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>>735378806
i'm ok. a little anxious today (anxiety).
Probably just took too much caffeine this morning. I'll calm down later.
Thanks for asking.
Congrats on finishing probation. Don't dwell too much on the past. Keep looking ahead bro, and stay out of trouble this time.

>>735374760
I just got back my 23andme yesterday and found out I'm 9% black. Currently applying for jobs and able to check the black box. I have a whole new perspective on life. Being oppressed has changed me.

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>>735378965
lol. congrats my brother.

>>735378756
Sauce?

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>>735379277
nice dubs.
wish i could help.

>>735376489
I'd saythat is rather super low self esteem than depression, because you still seem like you care about stuff

>>735376291
Do you have a girlfriend?

>>735379513
how will a gf help him? By giving him more stress and bullshit to deal with ?

>>735379083
Just texted this black bitch from my former job a screen shot of my ancestry. Hoping she wants to fuck and let me impregnate her.

>>735379724
No, by giving him the knowledge that somebody really cares about him. Idk why you have this preconception about women, but the right gf will slide on in your life and make stuff better.

>>735378752
Why 7 though?

Sounds expensive and busy.

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>>735379987
i'm totally certain that will work out.
g'luck with that black pussy.
>>735380218
i think so too. 7 kids is ... wow.

>>735380012
women for the most part are cancer for a man's life.

>>735380218
I make enough to live comfortably. I was given a big house by my dad, so I don't have to make mortgage payments. And the older kids help take care of the younger.

coz it's my b-day.

>>735379277
Looks like Ryan Smiles in "She's New"

>>735380385
well as long as you can manage it anon.
mostly girls or boys ?

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>>735380471
happy bday.

>>735374760
i have no right to murder any citizen of my country that includes myself. its not in my control and that feels liberating

>>735380385
>I make enough to live comfortably. I was given a big house by my dad

You lucky bastard

>And the older kids help take care of the younger

That kinda sucks for the older kids then. They have to spend a couple years of their lives as babysitters/substitute parents.

>>735380503
4 boys, 3 girls.

>>735377836
Is it too late to abort some of them?

>>735380559
Oh I know, I musta hit the jackpot. I get a couple groans from the older ones but they've grown up with it.

>>735374760
Sauce on this bitch?

>>735380633
Why would I do that?

>>735380686
Because there is 7. You only need 2 or 3 at most. Pick the 3 best.

>>735380653
How old are you and your wife at this point and when did you start having kids?

>>735374760
I might

>>735379083
That dick is turning black. The nigger infected it.

chicken nuggets

>>735380797
Nah, a big family has been a dream of my wife and I since high school.
>>735380805
My wife and I are both 38, and we had our first at 26.

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>>735380541
good point.
>>735380633
lol.
>>735380677
nice dubs.
>>735380842
dont

>>735380491

>>735380929
>38, and we had our first at 26.

You had your last kid when?

>>735381073
Just last year.

>>735374760
Don't care whether I live or die but sticking around for others in my life I guess. Don't want them to suffer because of me

>>735375055
KARLEEEEEEE <3

>>735374760
Don't care whether I live or die but sticking around for others in my life I guess. Don't want them to suffer because of me being a prick and killing myself

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>>735381156
that's good you care about others.

>>735381120
Damn, spending 7 out of 12 years making kids, I'm not sure if I'm jealous or wanna say that's crazy, probably both.

I have not come this far, to have only come this far

>>735381205
Feelsbadman, my self opinion is shitty despite them saying I'm good looking and all that shit (6'3 height wise), they say I'm good to speak to when they're down but they don't understand me in return. I Can't explain it myself either

Why would I want to die on the weekend?

>>735381316
It took a lot of planning, but I'd say it was well worth it.

>>735380366
You're an idiot

Because I've finally convinced my gf to let me eat her ass.

context: she was in an abusive relationship previously where the guy forced anal on her, so anything butt-related freaks her out. We've been together 3 years now. Getting her to open up to oral stimulation will help her learn that the anus can be a pleasure center, which will start a slippery slope to anal penetration.

By this time next year, I'll be dumping loads in her pooper.

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>>735381325
good quote.
>>735381372
snap out of it.
you have what many men would die for.
>>735381426
or at all.
>>735381579
don't tell her and just stick it in her butt surprisingly.

>>735381525
and you r a cuck.

>>735381579
I've never understood the appeal of anal sex to be honest. It's so dirty.

>>735381579
If she was in an abusive relationship involving anal and stayed for 3 years, why not just do the same?

>>735381503
Is your wife back down to her pre-pregnancy weight yet?

And is she a housewife or does she work?

>>735381738
She's kept a bit but works out on weekends. She's a housewife, so she's busy during the weeks.

>>735381627
That's what started this whole mess.

I've gotten her to give head without asking, I've gotten her to swallow when before she was a spitter.

I don't want to surprise buttsex her and then either never fuck her ass again or have it become a rape situation every time I want anal until she inevitably leaves. She's still pretty attractive, and we have a 2 year old daughter together. I want to teach her to want to be fucked in the ass the same way I've taught her to want to suck my cock and eat my cum.

It's a slow process, but the rewards are much longer-lasting.

>>735381727
I think you misread something.
>>735381579

>>735381665
That is the appeal, yes, you are correct.

>>735381803
Might be a weird question to ask but how's your sex life with 7 kids in the house?

I also assume your job is high stress if it makes enough money for you all to live comfortably

>>735381874
But it's disgusting. I didn't mean "sexual" dirty.
>>735381922
Well we're both getting up there so we don't have as much sex as we used to. Maybe once every couple weeks? Job-related stress isn't an issue since I'm an Astronomer, something I've always wanted to be.

Only reason is my girlfriend. It would destroy her as a person. If I killed myself it would start her on a road to doing the same thing I'm sure.

We're both fucked up and messed up. We rely on each other to help each other through shit. Shes my reason to live, and I'm hers.

I guess we're just two fuckups who fell in love. I just know whatever comes our way, at least there is someone else there to go through it with me.

>>735382035
In all my years of fucking butts, I can honestly say I've only ever seen shit on my dick one single time. I'm 36 years old, and I fucked my first butt at 14 (gf was one of those girls willing to give up her ass in order to preserve her hymen).

Unless you have a reason other than poop to feel that it's a disgusting act, in which case I dunno, man. I've seen 10 story tall futas with shitting nipple dicks on this board before, I thought we were all just desensitized by now.

>>735382271
Guess it's how I was raised. I have a reverence for sex.

>>735374760
>>735382159

Simple; Sunk cost

I've made it pretty damn far, and not letting it all go to waste

>>735382035
>Maybe once every couple weeks?

That fucking sucks.

Again, might be asking too much but how frequently did you guys used to fuck? Cause if it's dried up a LOT compared to how it used to be, I'd hope you guys try to fix that before resentment builds up or some asshole personal trainer or whatever starts hitting on your wife

>>735382451
That's an average, it can get to the point where nothing happens only 1 night in a week. We used to have sex every night when we were trying for a kid, and every night during her infertile period otherwise. It's dried up some, but that's really her sex drive killing itself.

>>735382609
From daily sex to days or weeks inbetween, shit.

>her sex drive killing itself.

Has she done anything to unkill her sex drive?

>>735374760
stop pretending you have good itentions, you know very well a lot of anons are depressed and suicidal because of their wizardry. and you try to brainwash them into becoming more depressed.

you must be a miserable asshole to be honest.

>>735382966
Not really, but I don't mind. At this point we don't have a reason to have sex a lot.

>>735374760
calling a whore for outcall later
cant die when i got pussy to waste money on
>this whore is so degenerate she lets me rawdog for free

>>735383078
I can't believe I'm saying this to a married dude with seven kids but sex isn't just for making babies or passing the time. the reason should be attraction, at least I'd hope.

>>735374760
This again. It is the same as last time.

Life is good, all is going well, i'm happy, I contribute to my family and society.

>>735383172
There's other ways to express attraction. We expressed attraction for 10 years before we lost our virginities together.

>>735383262
Sex seems way more intimate and bonding than those other expressions

>>735383172
bored sex is good sex anon
>no kids though i aint no cuck

>>735374760
Because you graced me with your glorious pooper hole. I love that stinker so much and its pungent fragrance that there's no way I'd risk losing it forever.

>spreads her cheeks
>takes huge wiff of her fecal-smelling butthole
>hold in the breath for 1 minute
>kisses her smelly butthole

I thank you for allowing me the honor, my Goddess.

>>735383313
It certainly is. However, that expression of intimacy isn't needed every night.

>>735383391
Maybe not every night, but the fact it used to be every night even when you weren't trying for kids and now there are large gaps in between, means something's changed, and you know it has but neither of you are trying to change it back or at least get it better.

I'm not saying have scheduled sex every X number of days, but this probably isn't good for you guys either. You're more resigned to it because of her sex drive going down than yours also going down

>>735383612
I really don't mind. She's happy with our sex life and that's enough for me.

I killed myself yesterday.

I won a small scale lottery around 500k and got my dream job, life is good ^.^

>>735383792
rip

>>735383741
Don't martyr yourself m8

>>735383313
youre saying that while being on a porn thread? you dont know shit about intimacy

>>735383914
I am more than willing to wait through the week or so before we take a roll in the sheets.

>>735383741
is your wife okay with you looking at porn?

>>735382035
>>735382451
>>735382609
>>735382966
>>735383078
>>735383172
>>735383336
>>735383391
>>735383612
>>735384173

You guys never heard of The Jellybean Theory of Marriage? Put a jellybean into an empty jar each time you have sex during the first year of dating. After the first year of dating, remove 1 jellybean every time you have sex. The jar will never be empty again. It's well documented.

A dead bedroom situations or lack of intimacy in general is the #1 reason for divorce or cheating. If not, it's the foundation for constant fighting. Think about it, if you're not having sex with your partner, then you technically may have more fulfilling relationships with your friends or family members than with the "love of your life."

Monogamous marriage is one of the worst things man can do for his psychological well-being.

>>735384122
But you'd ideally prefer not to wait.

>>735384205
so why are you in one

>>735384205
you didnt answer the porn question

>>735384173
Quick disclaimer that may explain a whole lot of stuff: My family and I are all fundamentalist Catholics.
I'm not okay with myself looking at porn, so I stick to this kind of thread here and don't open anything.

>>735384354
ahh nice. if i was your wife i wouldnt believe you dont look at anything

>>735384205
My wife and I never had sex in our dating period.

>>735384205
This guy isn't married 7 kids guy btw

>>735384354
>fundamentalist Catholics.

Well that was a bit obvious given the number of kids, the intimacy for x years before you lost your virginities to each other, having kids at 26, and aversion to anal

>>735384538
aversion to anal has nothing to do with religion. its just unnatural and disgusting. you have to admit one day that all of you anal heads are just dudes with weird fetishes

>>735384298
>>735384336

I'm not the married 7 kids guy. I'm not married anymore. Just wanted you guys to learn something new today.

>>735384407
Then you'd do The Jellybean test for the first year of marriage. Whenever you start having full PIV sex.

>>735384538
Making sure y'all knew.

>>735384205
So, if you fuck 50 times in a year you have 50 jelly beans?

Then if you fuck 50 times the next year, you have no more jelly beans meaning the jar IS empty, very quickly

>>735384407
You mean you waited til marriage? Why? Have you never heard of sexual compatibility?

>>735384743
if youre personalities connect, you will love them in bed. youre just a judgemental prick brainswashed by 2017 culture

>>735384599
Well religion gives a lot more emphasis on sex being for procreation, between married people, etc, and anything else being wrong or unnatural. See also anon and his wife's views on porn

And it just generally goes along with the other stuff I mentioned

>>735384743
We often talked about sexual fantasies and stuff, and we ended up being really good fits. Of course we waited until marriage, we're Catholic.

>>735384861
or science?? biology? nothing to do with religion

>>735384916
>we should only do what science and biology tell us

Then we might as well fuck whoever we want whenever we want when we're horny then. And forget blowjobs, handjobs, outfits, dates, anything.

>>735385115
yes but then wed all have kids because thats what happens with natural sex and there would be too many kids. also i doubt people back in the day had problems being horny. were all so horny in 2017 i bet it was different before

>>735384865
What's the freakiest thing you're both into and what's something you'd be into but she isn't and vice versa?

>>735385265
Well my wife and I used NFP while we weren't trying to have children. It worked like a charm. Just gotta have sex at the right time, that's all.

>>735385265
So you're saying people have free will and we shouldn't just do what biology and SCIENCE tell us? That people can have different cultures and norms that see things like sex differently even and maybe just maybe, some things aren't superior to others or objectively wrong?

What an amazing concept

>>735385268
We sexually developed together, so not much in the way of stuff one is in to and the other isn't. But, we are kinda in to ddlg and that was a lot more common in our 20s.

>>735385407
theres no such thing as free will

>>735384743
First of all, you will likely fuck much more than 50 times the first year. You will then fuck about 30-40% that amount the following year. Statistically speaking, in a monogamous marriage the number of fucks between the couple will decrease significantly every year compared to the previous year. Unless the woman is a sexaholic, she'll inevitably start "feeling tired" or "not in the mood." You will also get used to her and stop getting a hard erection (if any erection) every time you see her naked body.
I've heard of couples who end up having sex once a year. And I knew a woman who hadn't had sex with her husband in about 4 years. I would've tried getting on that, but she was too fat for my tastes.

For the average married couple, that jar will never empty.

>>735385265
And no, people have always been people.

everyone gets horny, but you have have self control and social norms that make it so you wouldn't exactly want to advertise that. All depending on which country, state, city, or even neighborhood and village you're from.

>>735385542
okay fine. you all dont have to be so disgusting about it nowadays though. this website for one

>>735385495
>50 times

>>735385495
im a pretty hot woman myself and even i can testify that my boyfriend seems to be getting desensitized to my body. it makes me really sad sometimes.

>>735385477
Agree to disagree

>>735385679
Not anon, but that's an insanely retarded platitude

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can't get over my ex. and even though things are going well. as far as a job, got sober, things with fam are good. she fucked me up. cheated on me 2-3 times. had her nudes posted on here and blamed me. she moved. showed up this last week and just looked at me with disgust.

in all honesty, i don't wanna live lol but, suicide seems like a real hassle. and yet, i lurk around on here just trying to find her nudes again. . . just to see her. . . . . fuuuuuck

>>735385600
Why are you even posting here if you find this stuff disgusting?

>>735385657
Maybe it's because she's the only woman I've ever seen like that or she knows how to get me going, but she never fails to turn me on.

>>735385836
faggot. shes a peice of shit like every other girl on here now. how can you even be attracted to such a whore?

>>735385871
because my bf goes on here a lot im trying to get an in depth idea of the people on here. hes on pol and o a lot

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>>735374760
becuz thez dubz mang

>>735385871
im really insecure about myself and its nice to get honest opinions about women because i compare myself

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>>735385836
fkin cuck. what have u said here u desperate af worth this suffreing bitch boi pussi kys

>>735385888
chickity checked son!

and that's the most fucked up part!!!

i have no idea why, or how. . i still got mad love for her. dunno why. .

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I have a pretty good summer-neet existence right now. My bros and I are making gains at the gym. I'm housesitting with some chill dogs and cats. I have a lot of books and anime that I need to wrap up.

And I might hike to a waterfall today, so this all makes up for
>tfw no gf

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>>735386100
again with the dubs all.

>>735385930
Considering you're already opposed to everything /b/, there's really no point, you're not enjoying yourself and you want to put other people down.

And I'll make this as simple as possible, tits or gtfo

>>735386144
lol so are you saying i shouldnt be with my boyfriend because i get insecure thinking about what he looks at all day..

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>>735374760

Cuz ive got work in an hour

>>735385888

Checked

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>>735386144
wveryone has bullied me about my tits yeaterday and the day before.. im gonna be a stupid bitch and post them one more time but honestly im just tired of all the hate people have. especially since i bet you guys dont look perfect..

>>735386298
No, I'm saying you might as well stop posting here since you're not enjoying yourself (you find this stuff disgusting) and you put other people down for being into this "disgusting" stuff

>>735386386
I'm not seeing a timestamp to prove this is you.

>>735386386
... what's wrong with these babies? wtf people?

>>735386386
ok now post again czu u stupid bitch

Please m'lady. if no u stupid bitch then fuk off thot

please

>>735386298
I don't personally look at porn but people do and that's whatever. If you can pleasure him sexually it'll be better than porn I'd assume

>>735386583
theres no way im getting out of bed and taking a pic lol. i have a bunch saved

>>735386783
No one will believe you then

>>735386772
i still dont like knowing hes had a thought of fucking someone elses pussy

>>735374760
Good morning. Not gonna lie, I'm on shit tons of pain with my period rn, but life is good. I live in a day and age where anime is a thing, memes are a thing, my bf and I started having anal sex recently, we play video games together, and 4chan.

>>735385476
You guys into anything else BDSM?

And just because you developed together doesn't mean that everything that ticks off a box for her has to tick it for you too or that it ticks it to the same extent. Some people are just naturally into things others aren't.

She might REALLY really be into X position, you like it too, but not as much.

You might REALLY REALLY like her in a garter belt, but she doesn't but she might be willing to wear it for you anyway.

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>>735386820
damn that sucks i took a timestamped pic last night for people i wish i could use that

>>735386826
Does he seem happy with you?

>>735386826
because u don't think about fucking someone else ever, right? ehhh

E3. Cant miss the cringe

>>735386783
Your boyfriend posts here and you don't know about timestamps? He should be ashamed.

>>735374760
Because I'm not a pathetic piece of shit

>>735386882
no i dont actually. other men and their personalities disgust me. i am more personality driven that physical appearance. i dont think my boyfriend is the same but i will never know

>>735386872
You got your shit pushed in by us 2 days ago and you're still here? fucking saged.

>>735386850
We've tried bondage and that's eh. Mostly just vanilla stuff for us except for the daddy kink. And we typically do missionary.

>>735386918
i never go on here and he doesnt talk about it. he knows i hate the type of people here and all the women

>>735386876
hes depressed about college and how much he smokes weed but he says he loves my body i cant believe him thought bexausw he used to be borderline addicted to porn and he has really high standards like skinny girls w PERFECT bodies

>>735378626
shit i need sauce on this

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>>735374760
Cause i dont want to leave alone my sister and mom

>>735386999
Nice trips, still need timestamp.

>he knows i hate the type of people here and all the women

Aren't you torturing yourself all the more by coming here to a place where you hate the people and the women to find out what he may or may not be into? Isn't it healthier to talk to him about your insecurities and stuff? Not like telling him not to look at other women or being attracted to them, but talk it out so he can reassure you and you can find out if he is also more personality driven than physically driven.

How long have you guys been together anyway?

I just fucked my wife in the ass and I got poop on my dick :/

>>735387104
Y'all are emotionally intimate, right? Best friend of his best friends?

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is my pussy gross looking? ive only had sex for about a year now with my current boyfriend but a lot of guys were saying i look loose or "meaty" and idk what to do about it i cant really change how my pussy looks especially when i spread my legs its not gonna just stay together like a perfect little sandwich

>>735387297
are you for real? seriously you're self-conscious with a body like that? goddamn.

>>735380677
Ryan Smiles

Because I am genuinely happy with my life.

>>735387297
would fucc/10. that saying, /b/ would fuck anything that walks.

>>735387297
need more to calculate meatness

>>735387286
haha trust me we have talks all the time we get very deep. weve been together for a little over 2 yrs now and he is my best friend i never hide any feeling or thought from him. i still am so insecure about him and i sexually. i want to be the most perfect thing to him and i want to please him the most. unfortunately its been doing the reverse the more i am insecure the less i want to have sex and show my body and the less i want to blow him for fun.

>>735387297
Here's how to solve that problem.

When a guy disses your puss, say, "Sorry to disappoint you, let's stop right now" and put your clothes back on.

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>>735387451
only other pic i have of my pussy. i really dont like taking pics of it

>>735387669
and yes i know i dont have great lingerie you dont need to point that out

>>735387669
shape looks pretty regular to me, and trimmed is best. I bet it tastes amazing.

>>735387468
>i want to be the most perfect thing to him and i want to please him the most.

That's setting an awfully high standard for yourself.

As you can see, you can't sustain this cause it'll just keep feeding itself until as you say, you don't want to have sex with him as much or give blowjobs.

You need to take that pressure off yourself and just trust that he does see you the way you want him to and stop looking for reasons to think differently, like you do by coming here.

I mean it's pretty great for him right now though, he has a presumably hot girlfriend (still won't believe you without timestamp) who competes against every woman, gives him freaky sex, all the blowjobs he wants, probably wears sexy outfits to ramp it up and will probably breakdown one day and give up her pooper

>>735387669
im sorry but i think dat would grip muh dick very hard and it would be great

>>735387669
How's it look from the back?

>>735387297
Here's the thing, most guys are idiots when it comes to that "loose" shit. No it doesn't look "meaty" or loose. It looks like a fucking pussy. That's what they are supposed to look like. Only a fucking manchild is gonna get upset over something like that. Don't take it personal, and get unrelenting with "yes, this is what it looks like, if you don't like it, you can get the fuck out"

>>735374760
I have a job with decent income, I work out, I have a stable social group, and my mental health is totally intact. No real reason to kill myself.

>>735387861
youre probably right about that but for now on i do not like anal.. its just gross and it also hurts like a bitch if you guys did not know

>>735387297
That looks delicious

>>735388023
>i do not like anal.. its just gross

You'll say that now until your boyfriend starts looking at anything anal, you of course compare yourself to these other women and want to offer that part of yourself so he doesn't need to look at others to get that fix.

>hurts like a bitch

Well of course it would.

That's why you have to build up to it, you have to trust him, be relaxed, use 5 times more lube than you think you really need, and go 5 times slower than you think you should.

>>735388233
hm sounds almost like its not natural.. also he does like anal stuff and i feel rly bad about the fact that i just dont think its right. it hurts like REALLY bad

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I just came to the earth to masterbate myself and I'm doing it goddamn right

>>735385495
This is sad, but I believe it. But as a girl addicted to sex, I really hope I can beat the odds one day. That's one of the reasons I divorced my ex. I couldn't stand only having sex once a month.

>>735388361
>hm sounds almost like its not natural

Neither are the clothes you're wearing, the laws that say we can't fuck in public or piss in front of kids, this website, your phone, or my computer, but humans make do

>>735374760
'cuz I'm a coward

>>735388465
i mean i also dont want to do unnatural things that might be unhygienic. its a mix of natural and logical. thats how i live my life

>>735388459
>divorced

How old are you?

>>735374760
I'm not gonna kill myself because I've got some chores to do and I still have some opiates.

>>735388558
It's only unhygienic if you don't wash your ass.

Blowjobs and eating pussy is unhygienic too, but you wash it so it's fine

because I want to try and mend the relationship I have with those around me. plus I have to finish Re:Zero

>>735388640
id youre not careful you can fuck up your pussys ph level by mixing anal fluids with vaginal fluids. causes yeaat infections (even just little ones) or bad smell. its just gross. plus your ass doesnt creat its own lubrication and you can risk microscopic tears which raise your risk of infection. sex i can do anywhere with my bf-showered or not and i dont have to worry. he doesnt have any stds either

>>735388809
So be careful, use lube and take it slow then?

>sex i can do anywhere with my bf-showered or not and i dont have to worry.

But you'd be wary about sucking his dick if he hasn't washed himself in a couple of day right? Same with him eating you out right?

OP maybe one day you will realize that not everyone's sex life is a constant porn shoot and you will not want to kill yourself anymore

>>735387669
>19 minutes since this pic

post more please

>>735388947
yea after a week maybe because humans should wash themselves regularly to stay healthy. you can argue with me but thats why it was a priority at some point for humans to bathe because they dont get sick

>>735388562
24 now.
Married my highschool sweetheart at 20.
Split up at 22.

>>735389014
itd be relieving to me to see that this is true

>>735389094
Married and divorced by 22, WEW.

Why'd you marry that young anyway?

And were you insecure with your husband like you are now with your boyfriend?

>>735374760

Capitalism is still a thing that can be overthrown.

>>735387669
how about more pics? You look good.

>>735389312
Wrong girl. I was just replying to the sex stats, I'm not the chick who was here because of her bf.

>>735389648
Oh, my bad.

Tits or gtfo

>>735389037
A week?

I'm already sweaty and smelly after one day at work. You definitely wouldn't like me

>>735380366
Tfw you have no gym partner gamer gf with an IUD that let's you creampie her raw daily. I feel bad for you anon

>>735389829
my point was that even after a week of being sweaty and smelly its not as bad for my pussy than having anal is for me in general

>>735390075
But we were talking bout unnatural things.

So instead of his cock in your pussy after a week, it should be his mouth on your pussy after a week or your mouth on his cock after a week since just like anal, oral sex is unnatural.

>>735389735
I'll post tits when the insecure chick does

>>735390288
insecure chick already has, if you can believe pics with no timestamp

>>735374760
Cuz of dat booty, GOD Damn

>>735390451
>on /b/
>No timestamp

God, you're gullible

>>735390800
That's why I brought up that it doesn't have timestamp and "if you can believe" you retard

>>735374760
My affairs are not yet in order. I need to visit Mt Rushmore, and I need to go fishing for pike one last time.

>>735376489
>Anyone with actual depression can tell me if I have it cause I don't fucking know anymore.

That sounds more like some kind of anxiety disorder than depression.

When I get depressed, it's not about feeling sad. It's more like, I can't make myself get out of bed to do the simplest things like looking after yourself, neverlone leaving the house to do real (important) shit.

You know you're depressed when you consider pissing the bed instead of walking 12 feet to the toilet, because you don't have the energy. The next room seems like it's a million miles away, like you've got broken leg or something only it's your head that is broke.

i want to live more.

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>>735381811
nice dubs.
g'luck with her progress
>>735382184
good you deciding to stay alive for her.
>>735383010
nice view point.
i guess i could possibly be a piece of shit. >>735383151
g'luck with the whore.>>735383234
glad you are still doing good.

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>>735383792
how is death ?
>>735385657
tits and gtfo>>735386848
tits and gtfo
>>735386929
thats good.

>>735389312
Some people actually can make a relationship work that young. My wife and I started dating at 16, and we're still together 22 years later. Of course, it takes thinking and stuff, but some couples can get it right.

>>735393189
Yeah but you're fundamental Catholics so you're out of the norm and usually get paired off early and taught to work through or accept anything and everything without going for divorce since it's frowned on and in God's view you guys can't really be divorced anyway.

>>735393367
Catholics don't get paired. Granted, our fathers were friends even at that time, but it was my decision to go for it. We don't have big fights, just arguments. The main thing is we work as people together. We're complimentary.

>>735393811
I don't mean paired like an arranged marriage but you're taught to get with people young and start off young, there's community pressure, as you say your fathers were friends, and it's not like there's many people outside of the community you'll interact with whether that community be your neighborhood or within the limits of the church.

>We're complimentary.

Which again comes to the whole fundamental catholics thing, similar backgrounds and pressures and naivetes, etc.

>>735376807
Sauce?

>>735380874
hf bro, i will do the same

I didn't sleep well.
Woke up at 3AM.
Can't an hero because haven't even had a chance for her to reject me yet.

because ive still got money left to spend on vodka
why the fuck would i leave now

>>735394133
A lot of our friends were not Catholic. There wasn't pressure to date either, it just happened.

Because of my son. And whether it's good for me or not I still desperately hope my family can be together again.

>>735374760
Because I get to go to the pool and soak up some rays.

>>735394626
>it just happened

Again, fundamental catholics with similar backgrounds and upbringing.

Would your parents have been just as okay with you dating a non-catholic? and could you have seen yourself choosing and getting along just as well with your wife had she been more like your noncatholic friends?

Because I have friends, a good job and a 7/10 gf that let's me bang her in the ass on demand

>>735394926
No. Definitely not. I am way too zealous for that. My parents would have been fine with it though.

>>735376489
that's how i feel right now but i took 300 mg ecstasy yesterday.

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>>735394423
why couldn't sleep ?
>>735394742
and see bikini girls?
>>735395126
that's good you have all that.

>>735395291
>why couldn't sleep ?
Shitton of stress from 2 jobs 1 girl

That's Ryan Smiles

>>735374760
I should but I made a promise to my boyfriend I wouldn't. He passed away last year due to cancer. He made me promise him that I would carry on living a happy life without him. I'm trying my best but it's so hard to be happy.

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>>735396387
well that's good. sorry about your loss.

>>735388023
Girrrrrl you're not doin anal right if it hurts. Now that my bf gives it to me in my ass, I get so much more wet.

>>735393183
Nah I'm good bro

>>735396387
What kind of cancer?

>>735388023
>>735397588
Oh I forgot to add, we use lots of lube. That helps.

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>>735397588
>What kind of cancer?
tits and gtfo
>>735397839
tits and gtfo

>>735397953
Nah I'm good bro

>>735398436
tits and gtfo

>>735397953
And you are an idiot, greenrexting the wrong post. lol

>>735398486
Nah I'm good bro

Don't feel like it

>>735398595
tits and gtfo

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>>735398602
glad you don't feel like it.

>>735376489
generalized anxiety disorder

I've been puttng off going on meds for it for like 6 years now

>>735398692
Nah I'm good bro

>>735399066
tits and gtfo

>>735399693
Nah im good bro. You are literally as autistic as me lol

>>735384480
Same

>>735400155
kill yourself

Should my success in family and job life make me feel guilty? None of my friends are this happy.

I feel like I should have but somehow convinced myself that life was worth it sometime in the future.

>have no gf
>have no desire to look for one
>never bothered to lose virginity
>friends are busy most of the time but still message me on occasions
>almost finished my B.Sc
>trying my hand at music
>been constantly smoking weed every night to cure boredom